Three Kingdoms: Starting from the Need for a Small County Magistrate

Xiao Yikuang rolled his eyes, wishing to pick her up and kick her out with a golf kick.

"Later, he met a monk, and after going through nine or eighty-one hardships, he finally became the Buddha of Fighting and Victory, and the story was over."

"you!"

Perfunctory, you are perfunctory!

Liu Xi gritted his teeth, wishing to pry the guy's mouth open and pour out the story in his stomach.

But when I thought of those exciting and exciting plots, I gritted my teeth and endured it, "Don't worry, I'm not listening for nothing."

Liu Ximei said, "I have a very good idea to make these stories more vividly displayed in front of people!"

"Tell me."

Xiao Yi was not very interested.

What good ideas can I come up with for this nerdy girl...

"Listening to the story is not intuitive enough. It is more attractive to see it with your eyes. If you can find some people and perform the stories you told, everyone will like it even more."

Liu Xi said.

"what!"

Xiao Yi was shocked, he really underestimated this girl, and he actually thought of acting!

Is there drama in this era?

Haven't heard of it.

"How did you think of it!"

Xiao Yi said oddly.

"Before at home, I couldn't play around like I did here. I felt very bored, so I asked the servants to act out the stories in "Stranger Things".

But those stories are not as exciting as you told. "

Is not this nonsensical.

Xiao Yi thinks that this is feasible and can make the life of the people of Zhuo County more colorful.

So, under Liu Xi's spontaneous recommendation, she was arranged to be the founder and chief director of the troupe.

This girl is also a very professional woman, and she has worked hard.

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Chapter [-]: Extremely Arrogant, Extremely Shameless... Extremely Dumbfounded

"Husband, it's windy at night, this is the cape that my concubine sewed for you!"

The drums of war sounded, and the whole city entered the first level of alert!

As the head of the county, Xiao Yi naturally had to rush to the front line in person.Even if you don't participate in the battle, you must be with the soldiers.

Now, he has become the backbone of Zhuo County, and everyone is looking forward to him.He is like a strong attack halo, which can improve the fighting spirit of soldiers!

Before leaving, Diaochan put on a cape for him.

Feeling this tender love, Xiao Yi couldn't help grabbing his little hand, "Don't worry, I'll be back soon."

What wife would not worry about her husband going to war.

However, Diaochan didn't want to burden Xiao Yi, so she didn't show her worries.

As for the silly things like "Can you not go", she wouldn't even say it.

"Well. The concubine is waiting for your return."

Diaochan nodded heavily, showing her firm belief and expectation.

[Ding, intimacy +3, Hongyan experience +577.]

Different from the previous farewell, let the two become more intimate.

Xiao Yi did not say those sensational words,

Because, it is not necessary.

Walking up to the city, I saw the earth covered by the night, and the fire was connected.Countless Yellow Turbans held torches and showed off their might under the city.

A cluster of flames surrounded Zhang Niujiao and approached the city.

"Listen to the people in the city, our rebel army was ordered by Huang Tian to replace the dull and rotten Han Dynasty and create a better world for the people of the world.

Don't be stubborn and resist the destiny!

Have you seen the mighty army behind a certain, as long as a certain order is given, the millions of rebels will level the city in an instant.You wait to open the city gate and surrender quickly, otherwise when the city is broken, the young and the old will not stay! "

Zhang Niujiao raised his arms, and the Yellow Turban Army behind him roared in coordination.

This guy is quite arrogant.

But Cheng Yuanzhi, who was beside him, glanced at him unhappily, thinking that you are pretending to be forced, how could Lao Tzu become a supporting role.

No, you have to stop him.

"Zhang Shuai, isn't it too dangerous for us to be so close to the city?"

He wanted to scare Zhang Niujiao back, so as to give himself a chance to perform.Who knows, but was laughed at by Zhang Niujiao,

"Cheng Shuai, you are too timid. There are still two hundred steps away from the city, even if he has a first-class archer in the city, he can't shoot so far.

And relax, there is still no movement in the city, maybe someone's words have an effect, they are considering surrender. "

The more Zhang Niujiao said, the more proud he felt, and he felt that his life had reached its peak.

If Jiangzhuo County can be said with just one mouth, his name Zhang Niujiao will surely be resounding throughout the Yellow Turban Army in the future.If he doesn't get it right, the great virtuous teacher will even give him a famous general.

The plan failed, and Cheng Yuanzhi stepped aside in frustration.

And in the city,

Everyone looked at Zhang Niujiao like a fool,

Could this man be sick?

surrender?

Xiao Jun brought us a better life than we have ever had, we killed him and surrendered to you?

funny!

"Generals, whoever can shoot this person with one arrow, I will reward him with a piece of paper!"

Xiao Yi pointed at Zhang Niujiao who was yelling and looked around at the generals around him.

Reward a note!

It's definitely a tease now, but in this day and age, toilet paper is an absolute artifact!

The toilet chips used by ordinary people are made of bamboo or wood chips, and they must be reused.That thing is very unhygienic after using it for a long time, and it is easy to cause sequelae such as anal fissures and hemorrhoids, which makes people miserable.

Especially the soldiers fighting on horseback, because the saddle has not yet appeared, their pain has multiplied several times.

Therefore, after experiencing the softness of toilet paper, Xiao Yi's generals fell in love with it.

Even Lao Zhang, who was addicted to alcohol, moved alcohol to the second place in his mind after getting to know toilet paper.

This shows how eager everyone is for paper.

When they heard the reward with a piece of paper, their eyes suddenly turned red, and they all picked up their bows.

However, after several attempts, it ended in failure because the distance was too far.

Instead of attacking Zhang Niujiao's arrogant arrogance, he was laughed at instead.

"Hahaha, that's all you can do, surrender as soon as possible."

"It's still [-] years away from killing Marshal Zhang."

"Zhang Dashuai is invincible, you can't help him standing here."

The surrounding Yellow Turbans took the opportunity to flatter, greatly satisfying Zhang Niujiao's vanity.

"Yes, someone is standing here, you can't help waiting!"

listen,

Extremely arrogant, extremely shameless!

The soldiers in the city hated their teeth and couldn't help but retort, "There is something, just walk a hundred steps forward and try!"

"Don't shoot you into a hornet's nest, grandpa ate this bundle of arrows!"

The two sides scolded each other, and the style of painting suddenly changed in the solemn and solemn battlefield.

At this moment, Li Cunxiao suddenly brightened up and said excitedly, "My lord, remember your subordinate's piece of paper!"

He walked over to the crossbow platform excitedly, stepped on the crossbow with one foot, and pulled the strings with both arms. The giant crossbow that needed a dozen people to pull up was actually pulled into a full moon by him!

Above the city wall, it was quiet for a moment, and they were all shocked by his divine power!

Zhang Fei rushed over excitedly, "Brother, I'll help you! If you shoot this thief, just give me a volume!"

Regardless of whether Li Cunxiao agreed or not, he used his shoulders to carry the giant crossbow and used it as a shooting stand for Li Cunxiao.

With the cooperation of the two, a huge arrow broke through the air.

"Oh!"

A giant arrow with a thick arm was nailed to Zhang Niujiao's chest, and it flew him dozens of meters. The Yellow Turban soldiers on that line were hit and killed, at least one or twenty!

In the Yellow Turban Army, it was as quiet as a dead silence!

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Chapter [-] Scary arrows and crossbows!

"Why is it so noisy in the city?"