Three-stream detection simulator

"Is that the detective you all know?" Captain America Steve Rogers stood on the roof of the Mafia headquarters building, looking at the plane that had taken off in the distance and asked his companions, "The one who stayed out all night at Stark headquarters, asked Bruce Wayne to buy a building, went to police stations in various cities several times, raised a black cat with tentacles in its mouth, and was nicknamed Captain even though he couldn't drive a boat at all?"

"Did you all go to say hello to him just now?"

"You forgot one more thing." Black Widow said, "His Engel coefficient reached an astonishing 85%."

"Uh." Captain America said confusedly, leaning on his shield, "Ig."

Natasha shrugged: "The detective is a good person. We don't need to introduce him. You may meet him for various strange reasons one day."

Steve Rogers laughed: "I am very interested in him, but I don't think there will be a day when I need to hire a detective."

Iron Man in the distance: "What if you can't find your shield?"

"What? I don't..."

"Maybe you will have a pet in the future." Natasha said thoughtfully, "I'm not saying that your cat or dog will definitely get lost, but knowing a detective can be just in case, right?"

"?" Captain America said, "He still takes this kind of work?"

"I see." Tony snapped his fingers, "When aliens invade the earth, he can help us find the hidden secret weapons. Is this the setting in most movies?"

Captain America couldn't help but tighten his shield: "Wait a minute, don't you think the difference between the two commission categories is a bit big?"

"It's okay, he is a man who drove a spaceship into the sun."

Steve Rogers' head was full of question marks.

Natasha couldn't help but make a joke: "We are not excluding you, Captain. To be honest, many of us, including Dr. Bruce Banner, have some connection with him. Fate is very strange. How do you know that your future self has never hired a detective?"

"Let's go, let's call it a day. You don't want to fight for Fury's self-esteem, do you?" Iron Man yawned and passed behind them, "I'm going to find Zatanna Zatara. She promised Hercule to solve the magic in the FBI, I have to go and take a look. Which of you two wants to watch a magic show? Don't worry about not being able to buy tickets, I'll treat you."

**

Two more days passed.

Seven o'clock in the morning.

Hercule lay on the bed in Room 10C of Aria Apartment, sleeping soundly. However, at the moment when the hour and minute hands closed, the pink screaming chicken alarm clock sponsored by the SHIELD agent next to his pillow started working on time: "Get up! Get up! Get up at the right time! Feed the cat!"

Then, Xibi Da rushed to Hercule's side like a tiger descending from the mountain and dug his quilt.

'Feed the cat' was the second English pronunciation it remembered after 'Hercule'.

Hercule turned over with his eyes closed, pulled the quilt up and covered his head.

The Yuanshi beast looked at him silently, and when he saw that his eye attack was useless, he came to the edge of the quilt and opened his mouth--

The throat moved and swallowed a corner of the blanket.

Hercule still didn't wake up.

The throat continued to swallow.

The blanket was pulled little by little until only three-quarters were left, then half, a quarter... and finally the whole blanket went into Xibi Da's stomach. It burped and noticed with a little sadness that Hercule still didn't wake up.

You can never wake up a human who pretends to sleep.

After thinking for a while, it walked to the translator and input the language of the Elemental Devourer.

The translator automatically played the English synthesized voice: "A serial killer suddenly had an idea and decided to commit crimes randomly. There are two buses going to different directions at the bus stop near his home. Each bus has a fixed departure time and the interval is fifteen minutes. In order to ensure randomness, the killer plans to go to the station at any time every few days, board the first bus to arrive, and get off at a random stop. As a result, two months later, he was arrested by the police who were waiting because he only appeared on one bus line. The killer was puzzled..."

Hercules sat up slowly, his eyes were dull and he had not yet woken up. He said rigidly: "I don't recommend people with an IQ below 50 to commit crimes based on inspiration."

The translator was still working diligently: "...Since there are two different lines at the bus stop near him, how can he board the same train every time to go to a fixed direction?"

It's very simple. For example, if the departure interval of Line A and Line B is 15 minutes, and the departure time of A and B is only one minute apart, then the killer will only board the first Line B if he arrives at the station within this minute. The question is not difficult. The killer in the story is a mentally retarded person.

Hercule was completely awake. He looked around and took a look at the cat's mouth: "What have you eaten? My blanket, cat food bag, pet can, and--" There was a strand of hair stuck in his teeth. He quickly recognized the owner of the hair, "Dear Mr. Hibida, is Mrs. Thompson downstairs still alive?"

Hibida nodded, swung his tail and walked to the washing machine, opened his mouth and vomited the wet blanket into it.

Hercule sighed, dragged his heavy body due to getting up early, limped to the laundry room, added a lot of laundry detergent and the special preparation sent by Fury to neutralize the gastric juice of the Element Devourer, and then pressed the start button.

Then he expertly ordered a takeaway breakfast and delivered a new bag of cat food. If it weren't for SHIELD paying a lot of money for finding cats, the detective would have to go out and put up small advertisements on the streets today. During this period, he put the element-devouring beast on the scale and measured it. It was still a standard weight, which was incredible considering Xibida's food intake.

Wouldn’t my cat secretly go to the gym on my back every day?

Hercule was lost in confusion.

In the living room, the black cat sat leisurely on the sofa and turned on the TV. According to his English proficiency, he cannot understand any of the popular programs on the market. Currently, Hibida has two hobbies, one is watching Tom and Jerry, and the other is watching local news station videos that represent the Waterloo of Hawaii's FBI career and life. Playback.

Yeah, no Iron Man filming set.

This massive magical accident finally made the news.

What happened was that that day, the FBI and the police chased Jenny and others to Zatanna's tour venue. Before the show started, a large number of Las Vegas entertainment reporters were squatting outside the venue and counting ants out of boredom. The sound of the police siren immediately brought a new atmosphere. People used their instinct to watch the excitement and gathered around to watch. There were also a few hard-charging reporters in the background who successfully interviewed the arrested Jenny and Bell.

Everything is normal up to here.

Until Jenny and Belle mentioned the false criminal mentor Hercule Hugo, and they quarreled in front of the camera over whether his job was a captain or a detective, swearing to each other not to give in.

The confused reporter turned back and asked the FBI: "What do you think?"

The FBI agent said casually: "Of course the captain."

The Honolulu police officer next to him raised his head sensitively: "What...? Why did I hear that the Strategic Homeland Defense Bureau said he was a detective?"

reporter:"?"

The smell of big news!

Once the discrepancies were noticed by tabloid reporters, who were a hundred times more unscrupulous than Hercule, Tony and Constantine combined, the whole thing would have been impossible to cover up. When the FBI officials at the higher level realized what they were doing and began to control public opinion, they realized that it was no longer realistic to delete the public's memory. They could only do the next best thing and exaggerate what the media said was a "major mistake in the operation" into "everyone was a victim." The author, the Hawaii FBI and Detective Hugo are equally unlucky' fake news.

So when the FBI agents returned to normal, they went from angry and confused to confused to shocked and then to 'I'm going to move out of the earth! ’ In the end, the animated emoticon of covering one’s face and refusing to see anyone became a hot topic on Twitter, and it also spawned multiple versions. The director of the FBI specifically called the Hawaii branch to comfort him: "Forget it, think on the bright side, normal people won't think it's your fault. You also brought happiness to the public, what's wrong with that?"

If you think it's good, why don't you do it? !

The Hawaii branch was so angry that it blacklisted magicians from all over the world overnight. The impact was so profound that many years later, Doctor Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme, was chased across three streets by the FBI when he went on vacation in Hawaii.

For Hercule himself, watching this kind of fun once was enough, and his brain was still willing to pursue more complex fun. But Hibida didn't know why he liked watching it very much. Hercule guessed that this video could help him relive the happy time on the island.

On the other hand, his side mission ‘First Class Fugitive Simulator’ was successfully completed, and various rewards arrived. In addition to reputation, the most important interview with the Daily Planet was delivered to him along with the audio tape of Oliver’s radio show.

At the same time, the system released another branch:

[Side mission: Become a world-famous detective (1)

Mission description: 'Life, misfortune, loneliness, obscurity, and poverty are all battlefields, and they all produce heroes. ’ If you want to become a world-famous detective, you need to conquer these five things. After that, even if you don't have the power to fight the strongest person in the universe, you will still be able to strangle fate by the throat.

First of all, in order to build a reputation, you'd better listen to your radio show and see what people say about it.

Mission reward: New York reputation +3000, reputation in other areas of the United States +1500, anonymous commission from Gotham x1]

Hercule only listened to the beginning of the tape, from when Oliver's friend read out in a magnetic voice, "It takes you into an amazing true crime story, where the detective and the murderer have a mind-to-heart battle across the blazing flames." Since the beginning of the confrontation, he couldn't help but press the pause button and could no longer muster the courage to listen.

Anyway, even if you only listen to the beginning, you have achieved the mission requirements.

The comments online are relatively new. Hercule actually saw his name in superhero-related Twitter trends at first.

A New Yorker posted:

"#Superhero# I just finished listening to a crime radio show and heard the name 'Hercule Hugo', but I didn't know much about it. So after Iron Man, our city has another one The unmasked Chaoying?”

Doesn't this world allow normal, non-superhero detectives to exist?

Hercule flipped through the pages, hoping to find his mouthpiece.

As a result, he was stunned to discover,

"You fart, Hercule Hugo is obviously a Gothamite! #NewYorkPeopleareShit and Robbers#"