"Working day and night..."
Barrage.
[These four characters reflect the breadth and depth of Chinese culture. 】
【Wonderful! These four characters can be understood as normal idioms, indicating that there is no rest. You can also read the words as three tones! Double entendre! 】
[An Xinghe is like this, I thought of watching a little Zheng Tai and Big Sister before. 】
[Upstairs, borrow one to speak. 】
[A friend of mine said he would like to see it too. 】
【Is this friend you are talking about yourself? 】
Lin Yan hasn't reacted yet, and said along An Xinghe:
"That's really wronging you... I'm wronging your sister! This is a treatment that no one can envy! You are obviously being cheap and good! I'll strangle you to death!"
Lin Yan said that he was about to hit An Xinghe, but An Xinghe hurriedly stopped him:
"Don't, don't, now is not the time to make trouble with you. Both sides of my waist are hollow. My feet haven't touched the ground for the past three days!"
Lin Yan hummed twice, but let go of An Xinghe:
"Since you're enjoying it so much inside, why do you still have to come out?"
An Xinghe rolled his eyes at him: "You think I am willing! If it wasn't for the task given by the thriller game, I would have happily become the king!"
Hearing this, Lin Yan's mood improved a lot:
"Then how did you get out?"
"Cinderella and I lied about going home to visit relatives, and that's how I came out. And I heard about Little Red Riding Hood by the way these three days!"
Lin Yan is interested:
"Okay, your waist is not in vain! Tell me now!"
An Xinghe pointed to the carriage:
"In the south of the Ash Country, there is a forest in which a hunter lives."
"He made a living by killing wolves. Because he killed too many wolves, his hat was stained with blood. From then on, people called hunters Little Red Riding Hood."
"The destination of our carriage is the hut where the hunters live!"
There was nothing to say all the way, and under the driving of the carriage, the two soon came to the wooden house of Little Red Riding Hood.
【Ding! It was detected that players An Xinghe and Lin Yan came to Little Red Riding Hood's wooden house, and the task progress has been updated. 】
【Ding! Players have obtained props: eaten poisonous apple, Cinderella's crystal slipper]
【Please make persistent efforts! 】
Chapter 43 Ange
The two people who came to the Little Red Riding Hood's wooden house, before entering, Lin Yan stopped in front of An Xinghe and said:
"Brother An, Brother An, Papa An! You have attacked two queens in a row!"
"I've been single for thirty years now! I haven't even touched a girl's hand once!"
"It's hard for me to meet a dungeon with so many beautiful girls, just ask Ange to give me a chance, don't appear in front of Little Red Riding Hood, and let me have a sweet love!"
Lin Yan told himself so badly that An Xinghe couldn't bear it anymore!
An Xinghe is very aware of his lethality to women. As long as he is by his side, Lin Yan will never want to fall in love in this life.
He sighed and said:
"Okay, I'll be waiting outside, you can find Little Red Riding Hood yourself."
"Brother Xie An! I will never forget your kindness!"
Lin Yan tidied up his appearance, cleared his throat, and even took out a small mirror to check whether he was disheveled.
After this, he pushed open the door of Little Red Riding Hood:
"Hey hey, is there anyone inside? I'm here to find Little Red Riding Hood!"
"Did no one answer? Then I came in~"
An Xinghe waited boredly outside. After five minutes, he saw a strong man with a height of two meters and a weight of two hundred walking out with Lin Yan in between.
On the head of the strong man is a red hat.
He threw Lin Yan in front of An Xinghe and roared:
"Is this something from your house?"
"Looks like it."
"I was sleeping just now, and he actually wanted to approach me wretchedly! I taught him a meal! You let him do his own thing!"
The strong man returned to the wooden house angrily, An Xinghe poked Lin Yan who was paralyzed on the ground:
"Are you 1 or 0?"
"What 1! What 0! Don't talk about your innocence!"
"Then you should be 0. Can you stand that uncle?"
"I **** say I'm not 0 anymore!"
"That's 1, I didn't expect you to have such a strong taste!"
Lin Yan saw that the descriptions were getting darker and darker, so he simply stopped talking.
He got up:
"An Xinghe, I didn't seem to see Little Red Riding Hood in the wooden house?"
"Didn't see Little Red Riding Hood? Who sent you out?"
Lin Yan's eyes widened: "You wouldn't say that uncle is Little Red Riding Hood!"
"bingo! That's right! Come on, classmate Lin Yan, use your charm to conquer the uncle!"
Lin Yan hid behind An Xinghe in three or two steps:
"It's up to you, it's up to you, I'm just in charge of fighting, hehe."
An Xinghe glared at him, came to the wooden house, and knocked on the door:
"Uncle, can we talk?"
Uncle Little Red Riding Hood opened the door, looked at An Xinghe, and said with a smile:
"What's your business?"
An Xinghe's skill [Shocking Heaven and Man] is really too powerful! Almost everyone had a very good first impression of him! The uncle's tone is also very kind.
"I want to ask, Uncle, can you give me your hat?"
The uncle touched the hat on his head and shook his head:
"This can't be done! My grandmother made it for me!"
An Xinghe didn't bother to beat around the bush, and said directly:
"Uncle, what are we doing for you, are you willing to give us the hat?"
Uncle Little Red Riding Hood was stunned for a moment, then he smiled and said:
"Looks like you're bound to get my hat!"
"The grandmother who sewed this hat for me was eaten by wolves shortly after it was sewn."
"I swear, I must kill all the wolves to avenge her!"
"If you can bring me back the head of the wolf king in this forest, how about I give you this hat?"
"make a deal!"
After An Xinghe came back, he told Lin Yan about this.
Lin Yan slapped his thigh and shouted excitedly:
"Great! Great!"
An Xinghe looked at him puzzled:
"Why are you so happy? Could it be that you and Little Red Riding Hood had a little elephant entertainment just now?"
"Damn your sister! I finally came across a fighting script! The first two scripts are killing me! Let's go, let's go find the wolf king now!"
Seeing Lin Yan so excited, An Xinghe couldn't help pouring cold water on him and said:
"Let me tell you first, people can't be together whether they are with wolves or sheep! Don't expect too much!"
"An Xinghe! I have to say it a few times before you believe it! I didn't do that to a lamb!"
An Xinghe patted Lin Yan's shoulder with an expression like I won't discriminate against you:
"I think. Everyone's XP system is different. Although I can't understand you, I respect your choice!"
"The surname is An! You say it nicely! But why are you getting farther and farther away from me!"
"Ah, this, my mother said that if you get too close to a pervert, you will become a pervert yourself."
"I said I'm not a pervert!"
An Xinghe's face full of sympathy:
"I understand, I understand, I used to have a girlfriend who liked to play cos Holo, and I have been criticized a lot like you."
"What the **** do you call criticism? It's called justice! Saying that I've eaten enough of your dog food in the horror game! Don't give me your dog food outside of the game, bastard!"
Studio.
[I'm here to learn technology in the live broadcast room...ahah! It's to watch the villain turn against the water! Not here to learn adult knowledge! 】
[The speed of these two people is faster than one! 】
【parking! This is not a car for kindergarten! 】
[Since I entered this live broadcast room, the XP system has not been normal! 】
[Who will come to this live room with a normal XP system! 】
ps: On a new day, ask for a monthly ticket evaluation for flowers reward!
Chapter 44 Knowledge is Power
The night gradually came.
There was a wolf howling in the woods.
An Xinghe and Lin Yan looked at each other and walked into the forest together.
It was dark in the forest, and the two of them lowered their bodies and walked slowly through the grass.
Under the premise of not knowing the location of the wolf king, it is better to be careful.
Suddenly, An Xinghe grabbed Lin Yan:
"do not move!"
Lin Yan stayed where he was, while An Xinghe himself took a step forward and blew away the leaves on the ground.
A huge footprint appeared in front of the two of them!
This footprint is bigger than the largest elephant foot!
Lin Yan's mouth widened: "An Xinghe! What animal footprints are these?! Mammoths?!"
"No, these are wolf footprints!"
"Wolf footprints!" Lin Yan lost his voice: "How could they be wolf footprints! How could a wolf have such big footprints!"
An Xinghe pushed aside the surrounding leaves and found other footprints one after another. He explained:
"If you look closely, this footprint has 5 toes on the front paw and 4 toes on the back paw, and the toes are clearly visible, which is a distinct canine feature."
"And the footprints are lighter, indicating that it is not a wild dog, but a wolf."
"There is a high probability that it is the most widely distributed gray wolf species!"
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