Thunderbolt of the End of the World

"Fuck him, that's okay, this great monk is too unruly, and such a shameless method can be used." The Demon Prince complained in his heart, but his face was calm.

"Amitabha."

After "influencing" the crowd, the fat monk recited a Buddha's name, and then said to the demon prince: "Although this fish demon kills and slaughtered living beings, it is still in his heart and conscience. Now he is willing to change his mind and enter my empty door, I wonder if my son can Is it convenient?"

Demon Prince: "This world is so absurd, truth contradicts truth, proverbs conflict with proverbs, everyone indulges in lies... You really understand, what are you trying to save?"

Chi-Eyed added: "You can come up with more absurd reasons, but this fish demon has to pay the price for today's evil deeds."

"Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the ground. This fish demon is willing to abandon evil and follow good, so why should the two fight each other?" The fat monk said here, guarding Chen Xuanzang and the fish demon, and already had plans to do it.

The "Journey to the West" matter is of great importance. Although this small world is only a small knot in it, it cannot be ignored. If something goes wrong, let alone the avatar of one's own mind, even the main body will be implicated.

The surrounding villagers seemed very calm now, as if they had let go of their resentment against the fish demon, and gained a spiritual "sublimation". Chen Xuanzang was a little sober, watching the smell of gunpowder between the Demon Prince and his master getting stronger and stronger, but he was unable to intervene. , can only be anxious on the side.

"Not to mention whether you can become a Buddha if you put down the butcher's knife, what if you become a Buddha?" The Demon Prince said unequivocally: "All living beings are equal and treated equally. If you make mistakes, you should be punished, and Buddha... is no exception!"

Chi-Ji: "It's still the master who thinks that if you become a Buddha... you won't be responsible for the mistakes you make."

Chi Chi!

The fat monk looked sharply at the Demon Prince and Chi-eyed. Invisibly, he seemed to feel that he had been hit by two arrows in his knee. Well, why should I say that again?

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At the same time, Gao Laozhuang, the pig demon, and the pig just opened the inn.

The senior brother held the hand of the junior sister, and the two sat on the wine table and waited for a while.

Not long after, the uncle with a two-stroke beard came over with a plate of fat pork and a jar of soju.

After setting the wine and meat, the uncle of the shop owner, who looked a bit wretched, smiled and said, "Two of you, please take it slow."

Looking at the golden-colored "roast pig" and smelling the tempting aroma, the two moved their index fingers and stopped thinking about it. They picked up a piece of half-fat and half-thin pork with chopsticks and chewed it in their mouths.

As the "roast pork" chewed in their mouths, a hint of surprise appeared in their eyes!

The woman said in disbelief: "It's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, fat but not greasy, like a mouthful of aftertastes, how can there be such a delicious pork?"

The man had never eaten such a delicious "roasted pig" before. He felt a little strange. Looking at the surrounding arrangement, he said, "Yes, and this arrangement is very characteristic!"

The man said and pointed to the candlestick with nine red candles on the opposite side: Look, how beautiful the candlestick on the opposite side is! "

Hearing the man's words, the woman looked at the man infatuatedly: "However, you are not as good-looking as Shige!"

The man seemed a little dissatisfied, and said coldly: "Why do you always care about my appearance, are you so superficial?"

"There is that girl who doesn't like handsome guys!" The woman said naturally.

　In fact, her brother's appearance is not ugly, but it has nothing to do with the word handsome. It's just that she grew up in a hidden sect in the mountains. Most of them are crooked melons and cracked dates, only this senior looks normal, so the dwarf is taller!

"Hey!"

The man didn't have the slightest self-consciousness, and sighed, as if covering his face helplessly, as if he was troubled by his "handsome" appearance.

The two brothers and sisters, one (bdaf), are funny, and the other is a nympho, eating, drinking, and playing for a while.

The shopkeeper came over and asked with a smile, "Second guest, how does the roast pig in our shop today taste like?"

"It's so delicious! Did you make it?" The woman looked at the store sincerely and said, obviously very satisfied with the taste of "roasted pig".

The store owner waved his hands again and again: "No, no, no, no, it's made by the owner of our store, Zhu Gangye! It's called Rou Lang Zhu Gangye!"

The voice fell, and a door on the opposite side opened in response. An oil-headed and flour-faced, creamy Xiaosheng in a costume was posing handsomely, sitting diagonally on a bench, with the surrounding serials, pig-killing knives, stoves and other items. , making him look more prominent.

Pig just stepped out of the room, the candles around it went out instantly, and a few dodges walked to the two of them.

The man's eyes widened, unable to believe that there were people "handsome" than him in the world.

The woman, staring at gold stars, said with a nympho: "The color, fragrance, and taste are all complete, perfect!"

The elder brother glanced at the nympho younger sister, his face was a little unhappy, but he didn't say anything.

At this moment, the younger sister had completely ignored her hilarious senior brother, and said in a coquettish tone, "Young Master, did you make this roast pig? Why don't you say anything, is it because I'm not pretty enough?"

Zhu Ganghya shook his hand, then gave the woman a thumbs up.

"Why are you like this? When people ask you, you don't answer. It's too meaningless! Junior sister, let's go!"

But the junior sister threw off his hand and continued to look at Zhu Ganghye.

"Junior sister, you still follow me obediently, or my brother will never let you see my 'face' again!" The man was a little angry, and used the "killer" that he had tried all the time.

But he obviously doesn't know there is a saying that "people are more dead than people, and goods are thrown away". His junior sister has never seen the world before, so he thinks he is a "handsome guy", but after seeing the pig, he His status has changed from "beautiful" to "unsightly", and naturally he will not respond to his "threat".

Hearing Jiujiu's words, the nympho junior sister changed her tone and said in a rough voice: "It's true or false, that's great!"

Teasing the elder brother for a moment, he quickly changed his "cold" attitude and said with a flattering expression: "Of course it's a joke, how could I be willing to make you sad!"

"You better turn your head away, I'm so sad right now."

"Hate!"

Seeing the disdainful look in the younger sister's eyes, the younger brother Jiujiu felt very hurt, and turned his head to the side, sulking.

On the other hand, Zhu Ganghya, who was sitting across from them, watched with a cold eye, seeing the nympho junior sister who saw the strange thoughts, and the killing intent was high in her heart.

The nympho junior sister didn't know that she was getting closer and closer to death, she looked at Zhu Ganghya and said softly, "Young Master, just tell me a word, just say it!"