Thunderbolt of the End of the World

Hearing this, Chi Jing couldn't help but ask, "Then how do you want to get her?"

The Demon Prince said solemnly: "Which is the most primitive and most useful method? Defeat her and drag her back. Human beings have reproduced for thousands of years in this way. After all women have united men who can't beat women, they have created marriage. Before the system was introduced, it had been working well.”

"Is this okay?" Supreme Treasure was stunned: "But this seems a little immoral!"

"What is morality? Draw a line, and then limit yourself not to cross the line. Is there anything more stupid than morality in this world?"

The Demon Prince patted the Supreme Treasure on the shoulder and said, "Good disciple, you have to believe in being a teacher. This is at least not worse than giving gifts, being diligent, and talking sweetly. Save effort and don't waste time. Believe me, what I say is the truth. But a great philosopher~"

"..."

The Supreme Treasure was speechless, not that he was convinced by the Demon Prince's absurdity, but that he did not dare to express his objection, otherwise it would not be worthwhile to be repaired!

Chi Jing saw that Qingxia had already stepped out of sight, and said to the Demon Prince, "She has gone far, won't she chase?"

The devil prince didn't move, and said casually: "There will always be a meeting day when we break up, and laugh again when we parted and hurt! Every parting is for a better encounter next time. I believe that when we meet again, she will forgive me. "

Looking at the mysteriously confident Demon Prince, the Supreme Treasure wondered, "Master, where is your confidence from?"

In Supreme Treasure's view, a "scumbag" like the Demon Prince who wants to step on two boats must have made Qingxia hate it, especially the Demon Prince's natural expression. But the Demon Prince, he wanted to rush up and kick the Demon Prince in the face...  

The Demon Prince didn't care, he touched the "Rebel Sky Horn" on his head, turned around and shook his hair, and propped his chin on his hand and said to himself, "Naturally, it's because of the unparalleled beauty of the teacher!"

"wakaka!"

The Supreme Treasure looked at the handsome and charming face of the Demon Prince, as if he had suffered a huge blow. He took a few steps back, clutching his injured little heart, and squatted on the ground to draw a circle.

……

Time flies, and it's midnight.

The devil prince, red-eyed, and the supreme treasure sat by the bonfire and rested.

"coming!"

The Demon Prince suddenly stood up, and a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.

"Shhhh!"

Two streams of light flew through the sky with a sharp sound of breaking the air, and they flew dozens of miles away in the blink of an eye.

The Supreme Treasure also noticed the abnormality in the sky and asked the Demon Prince, "Master, is that a shooting star?"

The Demon Prince said indifferently: "That was your previous life being hunted down."

"My past life?" Supreme Treasure thought for a while, then exclaimed, "Could it be Sun Wukong!"

"Well, follow along and have a look." The Demon Prince nodded, grabbed the Supreme Treasure, hid his air of self-righteousness, and teleported directly to the back of a dune where Guanyin and Sun Wukong had settled.

I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva standing on a lotus platform and coldly shouting to Sun Wukong below: "Monkey King, you beast, in order to marry the little sister of the Bull Demon King, you even treated your master Tang Seng as a gift, and even invited demons and ghosts. Eat the Tang Monk Banquet together, do you admit your mistake!"

With a rebellious look on his face, Sun Wukong waved his "golden hoop stick", full of suffocating energy, pointed at Guanyin and said coldly: "Sanba! You chased me for three days and three nights, because you are a woman, so I won't kill you. Don't think I'm afraid of you."

Tang Sanzang, who was sitting on the ground, put his hands together and said gently, "Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this 4.9!"

"Shut up!" Sun Wukong looked at Tang Sanzang viciously, his tone quite unkind.

"Sun Wukong? Tang Sanzang?"

Seeing this, the Supreme Treasure wondered: "Didn't Sun Wukong protect Tang Sanzang to go to the West to get scriptures? Why would he give Tang Sanzang as a gift to the Bull Demon King, and he would be chased by Guanyin? This is completely different from a storytelling story!"

The devil prince took out a plate of melon seeds from the inner space, and while eating the melon seeds, he said: "History has always been written by the victors, and only a fool will take it seriously. Let's continue to watch the play, such a live version is rare. see the scene."

Beneath the dunes, Tang Sanzang was quite calm: "Wukong, you are killing me again..."

"what……"

Just as Tang Sanzang opened his mouth, Sun Wukong shouted angrily, and said to Tang Sanzang with a grim expression: "I told you to shut up, you sway all day long, if it wasn't for watching you rescue me from Wuzhi Mountain back then, I would I've already killed you with a stick!"

……

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　28 Annoying Tang Sanzang【For Collection】

The frontier desert, the moon and the stars are sparse.

"Amitabha!"

Tang Sanzang sat on the sand and chanted a Buddha's name, and looked at Sun Wukong with resentment: "Wukong, you can kill me, I won't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, why do you grieve in life, why do you suffer in death, you want to kill me now, It's because you don't know what Dangdang is..."

"Ok!"

Sun Wukong had blue veins on his head and hissed angrily: "What is Dangdang?"

"Dangdang...that's..." Tang Sanzang folded his hands together, stood up and sang a cappella:

"on--lyyou--can accompany me to the west longitude

on--lyyou--can kill demons and remove demons

Only you can protect me, crabs and mussels can't eat me

Your greatest ability is onlyyou--"

Sun Wukong's golden cudgel fell to the ground in an instant, staring at Tang Sanzang in a stunned manner, his fists squeezed with a "click", and the murderous aura on his body was cold and cold.

"You..." Sun Wukong heard Tang Sanzang stop. Just as he was about to say that he had no end, Tang Sanzang began to sing again: