Time Travel Pirates, I have a coquettish system

As soon as Enelu left, Lin Hai couldn’t help but wonder: “Luffy, where is Chopper? Isn’t he with you?”

Luffy said with a playful smile: “Chopper, we got lost with him. It’s Zoro’s fault. We should have gone south to a warmer place, but he ended up going to a colder place…”

Zoro said angrily: “It’s all because of your playful bastard that we all got separated, okay?”

Just when Lin Hai wanted to quarrel with these two people, Ohm, who was standing on the high platform, sat down and suddenly cried: “My name is Ohm, please be quiet first.”

Everyone looked at him confused.

Ohm shed tears and said: “I am saddened by the fragility of human beings. Why do humans still fight to the death when they know that life is so impermanent?”

“Huh?” Everyone was confused. Isn’t this Ohm an enemy? what happened?

Luffy couldn’t help but mutter, “So he’s a good guy!”

“Are you kidding me?” When Weber was about to set up his cannon and aim it at Ohm, Lackey quickly grabbed him.

But Ohm on the high platform didn’t care, and continued to talk to himself: “Live for happiness, fight to the death to get happiness. In this case, wouldn’t it be better to do nothing from the beginning?

This is the bad nature of human beings, it is really sad. However, there is a way to save them, if only everyone died. ”

“Holy shit!!” Lin Hai exclaimed, “Everyone, is this guy’s head squeezed by the door?”

Zoro touched his chin and said thoughtfully: “If Chopper is here and I give him some medicine, I wonder if it can be cured.”

Luffy replied: “It shouldn’t be curable, right?”

On one side, Weber’s face was covered in black lines, and he was on the verge of exploding.

At this time, Ohm stopped crying and asked, “What are you here for?”

“Ah.” Luffy said with a bright smile, “We are just looking for gold.”

Ohm said directly: “Desire creates war, then let me save you.”

After saying that, Ohm stood up, pulled out his white sword, and continued: “If you die, you will have nothing to do and you will not have any desire…”

“pia…”

For a moment, everyone in the audience was stunned, and Ohm also stopped his great speech.

It turned out that Lin Hai took off his slippers and threw them directly in Ohm’s face. Lin Hai pointed at Ohm angrily and asked: “Which mental hospital did you run away from, you bastard?”

“Asshole!” Ohm said with a gloomy face: “It stinks!”

Lin Hai replied: “Oh, I just stepped on something pulled by the dog next to you!”

When he heard Lin Hai’s explanation, Ohm’s face turned dark. He was a priest, a priest who was inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people. Today, it happened!

“Damn it!”

Just when Ohm wanted to take action, Sauron quickly said: “Wait a minute, hey Lin Hai, this guy looks like he uses a sword, leave it to me!”

“Why?” Lin Hai and Luffy replied at the same time.

Lin Hai took the lead and said angrily: “If that guy was comparing some stupid things there from the beginning, I would have been unhappy with him, and he wouldn’t give it to you no matter what.”

Luffy refused: “I told you, I am the captain, he should be handed over to me!”

“What did you say!” Lin Hai and Sauron said at the same time.

For a moment, the three of them looked at each other.

“Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors…”

Weber on the side said angrily: “You don’t have to choose, Qinghai people, I will kill you all.”

Ohm also said angrily: “I’m going to kill you bastards.”

To be honest, Ohm was also very confused. He knew how to be domineering. How did that shoe get to his face just now? It just appeared instantly!

Haha, in fact, Lin Hai secretly opened the space field just now. It’s strange that he could find something like this that appeared instantly!

At this time, Lackey quickly grabbed Weber and explained: “Weber, calm down, they are not enemies, and that man just saved Aisha…”

Gan Fuer, who was silent on the side, echoed: “I can testify to this.”

Weber said angrily: “What are you doing here? When I kill Enelu, I will settle the score with you.”

Gan Fule said nonchalantly: “Whatever you want, I’m here to see Enelu too.”

At this time, Lin Hai, Luffy and Zoro decided to win, and Zoro finally won.

Lin Hai secretly hated himself, why didn’t he use his knowledge to cheat just now!

“Luffy, if that’s the case, how about the two of us having a barbecue?” Lin Hai suggested.

“Barbecue?” Luffy asked doubtfully, “Do you have meat?”

“Space exchange…”

Suddenly a dog’s head flew up, it turned out to be Ohm body

The big dog next to him was cut up by Lin Hai!

Everyone looked at Lin Hai’s operation in confusion, and they were all confused!

“Holly!” Ohm looked at his pet dog, being used for barbecue by that Qinghai bastard, with such skillful techniques…

Ohm smelled the ecstasy smell next to his face again, and he instantly drew his sword and struck in Lin Hai’s direction, but Lin Hai and Luffy ignored it at all.

Gan Fule quickly reminded: “Be careful!!”

“Qiang…”

The ‘Cloud Sword’ that Om struck was bounced away by Zoro. Zoro took off the silk scarf on his arm, tied it to his head, pointed the sword at Om and said: “I told you, your opponent is me! ”

After saying that, Zoro quickly warned: “Lin Hai, leave a piece of meat for me, don’t let Luffy eat it all.”

Lin Hai replied: “Don’t worry, this rubber bastard doesn’t know what’s going on. He just eats and eats every day. No wonder we are so poor.”

Luffy laughed and said: “Am I that great? Hahaha…”

This is so shameless. Lin Hai turned to Weber and Lackey and asked, “Would you two come too? Can you stop looking so grumpy all the time?”

Looking at Weber’s stinky face, Lin Hai didn’t bother to pay attention, but hummed, “The third paragraph, the island in the east, the sun is bright. Dog meat is delicious, everyone has a share.”

“Oh!” Luffy continued: “The fourth paragraph…”

“Qiang…”

Before Luffy could finish singing, he struck with a slash, but it was deflected by Lin Hai with the branch in his hand.

Lin Hai said contemptuously: “I said Sauron, can you do it? With a guy like this, don’t you want him to chop us all up, and then you can eat the dog meat all to yourself?”

“Nani!” Luffy suddenly shouted angrily: “Zoron, you are so despicable!”

Zoro’s face was covered with black lines. He bit his Tao Yiziwen and pointed the knife at Ohm and said slowly: “Asshole, your opponent is me…”

“Thirty-six worries in the first life, seventy-two worries in the second life, and one hundred and eight worries in the third life!”

“Three-sword style, one hundred and eight troubles wind…”

“Qiang…”

For a moment, Zoro opened his mouth and deflected Ohm’s ‘Cloud Sword’. At the same time, Ohm was knocked out by Zoro’s sword…

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