Time Travel Pirates, I have a coquettish system

When he saw that Lin Hai was actually wearing sunglasses at night, Sanji couldn’t help but complain: “Let me tell you, Lin Hai, can you still see clearly what’s in front of you with these sunglasses on?”

Lin Hai turned around unhappily and said, “The moonlight is too dazzling. Can’t you block the moonlight?”

“Oh!” Luffy punched his other hand and exclaimed: “That’s it, hey Lin Hai, give me one too.”

Lin Hai threw an ink mark to Luffy and chuckled: “Take it, Luffy, should you do the negotiation or should I do it?”

Luffy put on his sunglasses and said, “Of course…”

Before he finished speaking, Luffy was pulled back by everyone.

Luffy asked confused: “What are you doing?”

Usopp said speechlessly: “With the level of trouble you have caused, without even a few words, people will directly attack us!”

“Am I that great?” Luffy couldn’t help but said proudly: “Hahaha…”

“…”

At this moment, a trumpet sounded from the Meili, “Straw Hat Pirates, don’t make unnecessary resistance, you have been surrounded…”

Lin Hai picked up the loudspeaker and retorted: “You navy bastards, when guests come, you don’t even know to invite us in for tea, and then you come to threaten us? Who am I? I am a god, again Bibi, I… …”

Usopp and Chopper quickly covered Lin Hai’s mouth and let Luffy negotiate.

Usopp was the first to say angrily: “You bastard, didn’t you say you want to talk to them nicely? Do you really want to kill them?”

Chopper echoed: “Stop doing such dangerous things, you bastard!”

At this time, Luffy picked up the big speaker that Lin Hai had left aside and said, “My name is Monkey D. Luffy, and I am the man who wants to become the Pirate King…”

Before Luffy could say anything else, the marines opened fire.

“Bang bang bang…”

Dozens of cannons are no joke.

At this time, Lin Hai stood up and said: “Let me tell you, we are the navy, will they let us go? Negotiation is a bird’s egg, the space field…”

I saw dozens of shells stopped in front of the Meili. The navy, who was unaware of the situation, thought it was a ghost when they saw such a bizarre thing!

“Why? Why are our shells sitting there?”

“Could we have encountered a supernatural incident?”

“Yeah, what happened, Major General Drake! Please take charge of the overall situation!”

Drake secretly spat, he was just a major general, and the base commander disappeared somewhere at the critical moment.

There was nothing he could do, so Drake ordered: “Shoot again!”

“Bang bang bang…”

The situation is just like the scene just now, the cannonball attack cannot hurt the Straw Hat Pirates at all!

At this time, Lin Hai took a loudspeaker and said: “Asshole navy, you are so brave. You fired without saying a word. Keep going, you better keep going!”

“That’s right, keep firing, okay?” Luffy said.

“Hey…” For a moment, Luffy, Chopper and Usopp mocked the navy at the same time.

The navy couldn’t help but shoot again, but the result was the same.

At this time, Lin Hai smiled and said: “I won’t play with you anymore. Our Straw Hat Pirates are blessed by God. If you want to hurt us, just wait another hundred years, you bastard marines.”

After finishing speaking, Lin Hai asked: “Nami, watch the direction of the record pointer, and quickly command, we are going to escape.”

“Escape?” After reacting, Nami quickly pointed to the outside of the fortress and said, “If you choose to escape, go in this direction.”

“Space field, space jump!!”

“You’re scared to death, you bastards, hiahiahia…”

For a moment, the navy rubbed their eyes, all suspecting that they were dreaming, because they saw a ship teleporting like a ghost in the air! !

Just like a flash, he flew away from the naval fortress…

For a moment, the sailors were either swallowing or sweating, and finally looked at each other, speechless…

…………

In the world of pirates, there are no useless abilities, it just depends on how the user uses them.

Just like Lin Hai at this time, if he uses the Thunder Fruit, it will indeed explode the sky, but can it make the ship jump short distances in the air?

In the night, the boat finally stopped at a safe place on the sea level. Lin Hai bought two desk lamps from Feng Sao System!

It only illuminated Lin Hai in front of everyone, and Lin Hai shook his hair very proudly, and then boasted: “How about it? Envy, jealousy, hate? It’s a pity that gorgeous devil fruits like the space fruit are only available to people like me. Such a handsome man deserves to be embraced

Yes, you… are not worthy! ! ”

The other crew members in the dark place all had dark faces at this time.

Sanji was the first to say: “Idiot space.”

“Idiot space.” Everyone shouted.

Lin Hai said: “You are just jealous.”

Luffy said with fish eyes: “Idiot Space, idiot Lin Hai.”

Zoro and the others finally understand Luffy’s state of mind. They were ignorant before, long live understanding! !

“Grumbling…”

An untimely hungry sound came from Lin Hai’s stomach. Lin Hai immediately put his head in his hands and said, “Oops, I almost forgot, I haven’t eaten yet!”

Everyone, fall!

After being reminded by Lin Hai, Luffy also reacted, “I’m so hungry.”

Sanji said speechlessly: “It’s so dark now, and there’s no food in the kitchen…”

Zoro then said, “I’ll go to the sea and catch a fish.”

“Ah!” Usopp quickly stopped: “Zoron, you must not go!”

Sauron asked in confusion: “Why?”

Usopp explained: “Don’t you know yourself yet? Just take three steps outside and you’ll be lost.”

Sanji nodded and said, “It’s late at night now. If you get lost at sea, we’ll have to look for you everywhere. Don’t cause any more trouble to everyone.”

After thinking about this for a period of time, everyone is deeply touched!

“You guys!!” Zoro was sweating profusely on his forehead, he was really depressed.

Unexpectedly, Luffy came up to Zoro at this time and said contemptuously: “Idiot.”

Then Sanji, Usopp and Chopper taunted each other.

“idiot……”

“Kolose!!” Zoro yelled, and then a group of people struggled with each other.

Lin Hai on the side was really speechless. He said that he hadn’t eaten Laotan pickled cabbage for a long time, so he should make do with it for now.

As long as you have boiling water, it’s very convenient!

“Ah haha.” Luffy said with a smile: “What kind of noodles is this? It’s so delicious. By the way, Usopp, let’s change it, shall we?”

Usopp said speechlessly: “Who wants to change with you? You don’t even have any soup.”

Seeing Usopp’s refusal, Luffy had no choice but to move closer to Lin Hai and said coquettishly: “Lin Hai, I’m hungry, why don’t I turn into another bucket and bring it out?”

Lin Hai was really helpless and had to throw another bucket to Luffy. Lin Hai complained: “You eat food, can you chew it carefully and slowly? You don’t bring bites every day. You are the captain. Add two braised eggs.” It’s the last bucket!”

“Thank you!” Luffy said excitedly: “Lin Hai, you are such a good person…”

After saying that, Luffy quickly took away a fragrant chicken drumstick from Lin Hai’s bucket noodles.

“Kolose.” Lin Hai said angrily: “Asshole Straw Hat, give my chicken legs back, you idiot!!”

Luffy, if he wasn’t paying attention, the drumstick was already in his stomach.

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