Time Travel Pirates, I have a coquettish system

After what happened to Usopp, Lin Hai, who was lying on the deck where he often slept, began to recall his past…

One day in a certain year and month in the 21st century, at around ten o’clock in the morning, Lin Hai, who had graduated from junior high school, was bragging and spanking with another person in a logistics company.

Lin Hai threw a bag weighing more than 40 kilograms on top of the goods, and then complained: “This damn intermediary, there are so many goods, and it only costs 18 yuan an hour. It’s really a scam.”

Another person replied: “The money he took was all used to buy medicine. By the way, are you a student? You look very young…”

Lin Hai shook his head and said: “We have graduated. Did you come to work last night?”

Another person replied: “Here you come, I didn’t expect to load the car with you today. By the way, we seem to have shipped six cars since last night, right?”

Lin Hai replied: “That’s about it. Are you coming tonight? Or we can just book the car.”

The man threw a bag up and said with a smile: “You are quite hardworking. You are going to get off work soon. That’s it for tonight…”

After getting out of the car, Lin Hai couldn’t help but stretched out his hand to block the dazzling sunlight. In this noisy urban area, the sunlight seemed so dizzying.

Lin Hai, who suffered from back pain, happily accepted the salary from the agency. Logistics loading, from work at 2:30 in the morning to get off work at 10 o’clock in the morning, 144 yuan.

After graduation, Lin Hai had been working here for several days because no one wanted him except a coolie. If he went to the construction site, Lin Hai really didn’t have that ability.

After getting on the bus, Lin Hai found that his legs were shaking a little. Fortunately, he was young, so he would be fine after a nap!

As usual, Lin Hai returned to a dilapidated house that was in sharp contrast to the gorgeous buildings. An old woman was sitting inside.

Lin Hai was actually picked up by her and raised by her.

At this time, Lin Hai threw his coat somewhere and asked, “Grandma, this is my salary for today, please keep it.”

The old woman raised her head and said seriously: “Don’t you have anything to say to me?”

Lin Hai sat on the chair in confusion and asked, “What’s wrong?”

“What’s wrong?” the old lady said, “If someone from the County No. 1 Middle School hadn’t called me, I would have been kept in the dark by you. Didn’t you pass the exam? Why did you lie to me that you didn’t pass the exam?”

Seeing Lin Hai gradually losing weight, the old woman couldn’t help but feel a pang in her heart. This child…

Lin Hai stammered: “Grandma, do you know everything? What did he say?”

The old lady replied: “He said your grades were very good and asked you to report in a few days. I saw you didn’t report there, so he called just now.”

Lin Hai shook his head and said, “I won’t go.”

The old lady frowned and said, “Are you worried about tuition fees? Don’t worry, I’ve been told that based on your grades, you can be exempted from tuition fees. In addition to our family situation, there will be a monthly subsidy.”

Lin Hai shook his head again and said: “I won’t go. Your disease needs to be treated quickly. If you delay it any longer…”

The old lady said angrily: “What do you know, you little brat? If you don’t study at such a young age, will you be like those people in the future and go to the construction site to do that kind of hard work?”

Lin Hai said stubbornly: “Where should I go to school? The most important thing now is to earn money to treat you. I don’t want you to pick up those bottles every day and be angry with others. If there is any bastard who dares to treat you like last time, You, I will beat him again…”

Before she finished speaking, the angry old lady picked up a broom and chased Lin Hai, “You have to take this course even if you don’t have to!”

“I won’t go! Just stop forcing me, okay? Your illness can’t be delayed any longer!”

“You brat, is this something you should consider? Just stop, cough, cough, cough…”

Seeing his grandma coughing again, Lin Hai quickly supported her and said, “Grandma, wait a minute, and I’ll get you a glass of water.”

After a while, Lin Hai held his grandma’s hand and said, “Grandma, let’s go see a doctor later, okay?”

The old woman waved her hand and said: “You are a big kid and you will be smart. This is an old habit of yours. It’s okay. In a few days, report to me obediently. Otherwise, I will raise you in vain.”

Helpless Lin Hai had no choice but to reply: “I just listen to you, but…”

When the old lady heard that Lin Haiken was going to school, she said happily: “It’s nothing but, I have to promise my grandma to study hard in school. When I become successful in the future, I will buy a big and beautiful house for my grandma, and then give birth to me.” A few fat guys hugging each other…”

Lin Hai blushed and said, “Grandma, what are you talking about? I’m still young.”

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Ha ha. “The old lady laughed happily, smoothed Lin Hai’s hair, and said with satisfaction: “My grandson is actually no worse than anyone else. You have lost weight recently. Get up and drive quickly. Grandma will make you something delicious at noon today. ”

“Hey.” Lin Hai interrupted: “You’d better sit down and I’ll cook.”

The old lady laughed and scolded: “You brat, you still know how to be filial? Hahaha…”

A year later, Lin Hai dropped out of school because his grandmother’s condition worsened, and Lin Hai went home to take care of his grandmother.

Until one day, the old grandma was lying on the bed, and she whispered with a smile: “Xiao Hai, my good grandson, grandma… grandma is really leaving this time.”

She helplessly touched Lin Hai’s face again and continued to whisper: “Grandma is no longer with you, you have to take good care of yourself, do you understand?”

Lin Hai, who was beside the bed, held his grandma’s hand and said with a smile: “Grandma, you will be fine. Let’s go see a doctor, okay?”

The old lady squinted her eyes and smiled: “Silly, silly boy…”

Suddenly, the hand stretched out on Lin Hai’s cheek fell on the bedside.

Lin Hai knew what it meant, and he asked in a daze: “Grandma? Grandma…”

The silent response left only the open mouth and cold hands on the bed.

“Help, help… Someone come quickly, someone come and save my grandma…”

That day, Lin Hai felt that the world was gloomy.

Lin Hai didn’t know how he lived that day.

That day, Lin Hai found that half of his heart flew away with his grandmother.

From then on, he, Lin Hai, was no longer interested in pursuing anything.

From then on, Lin Hai became lonely, irritable and irritable.

However, life still has to be lived. Lin Hai returned to school again, and that was already a year later.

Lin Hai continues his sophomore career.

However, this kind of spiritual pain cannot be cured. It can only get better with the passage of time, right?

So, Lin Hai fell in love with watching the anime One Piece by chance, because of the comedy in it and the charm of Luffy in it…

During the most difficult period, the anime One Piece accompanied him through it, and Lin Hai’s character began to become “coquettish”. At the same time, Lin Hai was also used to surfing the Internet late at night…

While sleeping during the day, someone would notice that the water in Lin Hai’s textbook was not saliva, but actually tears shed in his dream.

Because reality is too rational, emotional excretion can only be done in dreams.

In the past, when their grades were good, those girls often came to greet Lin Hai, but Lin Hai didn’t care. In fact, Lin Hai even aroused the hatred of others.

However, as his grades fell behind, no one greeted Lin Hai anymore, and everyone gave him the title of Sleeping God.

When Lin Hai learned about men and women, he discovered that the girls who used to greet him often had now followed others…

So why was Lin Hai nineteen years old after time travel, and why was he like this when he first picked up girls.

That’s because I learned it from Sanji when I was watching anime!

At this time, the sound of footsteps brought Lin Hai, who was lying on the deck, back to reality.

In other words, the duel promised by Usopp and Luffy!

(Today is my craziest day, are you satisfied? I’m exhausted!)

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