Time Travel Pirates, I have a coquettish system

“Ah, it’s so noisy!” Nami couldn’t stand the surprise of these three children, and couldn’t help but said angrily.

However, the three children were even more frightened when they saw the angry Nami. The three couldn’t help hugging each other, “Ah, dominatrix!”

“Hahaha…” Luffy explained: “Your Usopp just seemed to have something in the middle of his meal and left.”

One of them, named Onion Tou, asked: “Is this really the case?”

The garlic-headed man suddenly remembered, “I know, Usopp should have gone to tell a story to Miss Keya.”

Luffy said contemptuously: “What? It turns out that Usopp is a man who forgets his friends after seeing sex.”

One of the green-pepper-headed children retorted: “That’s not the case. Miss Keya has been unable to get over her sadness since her parents passed away. It was Usopp telling her stories every day that made Miss Keya gradually become cheerful. , and the body is getting better.”

Garlic Head echoed: “That’s right, you are not allowed to say that about our Captain Usopp.”

Luffy exclaimed: “It turns out Usopp is a great man!”

Lin Hai patted Luffy’s shoulder with one hand and couldn’t help but said: “Aren’t you too receptive? Just like the wind, now this, now that…”

Nami hurriedly stepped forward and asked: “Is the Miss Keya you are talking about the owner of the big house living on the hillside?”

Seeing the three children nodding, Nami continued to ask, “Can you take us to Usopp?”

“sure!”

Lin Hai glanced at Nami and couldn’t help but sigh that the little thief cat is just a little thief cat, he is really full of scheming…

Luffy clapped his hands and decided: “Yoshi, let’s go find Usopp!”

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On the hillside, in Keya’s villa.

At this time, Keya was standing by the window, listening to Usopp standing on the big branch telling stories about the handsome guy we met together in those years…

Usopp said very proudly: “Koya, do you know? He is a hot man. He has a charming figure, sword-like eyes and brows, and a nose that looks like courage. He is unparalleled in splendor and independent in the world.

He has a sword that can move mountains, topple seas, cut off mountains and rivers, and establish the universe…

The hot man is the author, he is really handsome, so handsome that he is scumbag, so handsome that he is a mess, so handsome that he is hacked…”

Keya nodded constantly by the window, her eyes shining brightly, “Yeah, yeah, yeah…”

Seeing Keya’s interest, Usopp continued mysteriously: “But there is someone more handsome than the author. Do you know who it is?”

Keya looked horrified and asked quickly: “Is there anyone more handsome? How handsome does that have to be? Silk cake… Na Na, tell me quickly, Usopp!”

At this time, Usopp thought for a moment and said with a serious face: “It’s those readers. Once I saw those readers, they were so handsome that they almost blinded my 24k titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

I have never seen such handsome men in my life. They punched the Yonko and kicked the Marines. Waving his sleeves, the Five Old Stars bowed their heads and bowed…

Keya, remember this sentence, in this world, you would rather bear the crime of killing Tianlong people than offend them, remember? ”

After saying that, Usopp wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then patted his chest with lingering fear.

Keya said gratefully: “Usopp, thank you for telling me this.”

After saying that, Keya looked into the distance, as if she was looking forward to seeing him again.

Those legendary handsome guys would be great. If you can meet them…

Thinking of this, Keya shyly closed her legs and screamed: “Yeah…”

Luffy and the others who arrived here just happened to hear Usopp talking about those legendary handsome guys! !

Lin Hai was a little surprised. After all, Usopp’s boast might come true!

Although Lin Hai was calm, Luffy beside him was different from the three children. His eyes were shining brighter than the car lights!

“Si, Si Cake One!!” Luffy asked, sweating profusely, “I really want to meet them!”

Zoro on the side murmured with interest: “I would like to meet him if I have the chance!”

Keya by the window saw Luffy and his group and asked gently: “Who are you?”

Nami said first: “We are people passing by and friends of Usopp. We came here to ask if you have any unused boats here and give us one!”

Lin Hai on the side couldn’t help but marvel at Nami’s shamelessness! How dare you make such a shameless request when we meet for the first time! Is this what everyone specializes in?

Krabater, who was eavesdropping on the side, heard that the woman actually asked Keya to give her a boat.

?

How is this possible? Those things will soon be his property. How can he give them to others?

Krabater, who couldn’t sit still, quickly came over from outside and interrupted the conversation between Keya and Nami.

Krabaatar hates Usopp so much. What kind of friends did he bring? Send a ship? Yes! !

Krabaatar said: “The ship you want is not available here. And Usopp, come down from the tree quickly and leave here. We don’t welcome you, a liar and a braggart, here.”

Usopp stared at Krabattle with some displeasure. He always felt that this guy was always targeting him, and his sixth sense also felt that he was not a good person. He asked, “Why are you always targeting me?”

“Hahaha…” Krabaatar sneered: “Against you? I didn’t tell you that, just go outside and see for yourself. Who doesn’t know that you are a big liar who tells lies and brags, a pirate?” My son is a pirate, and nothing can change his nature as a pirate.”

The words seemed to be insulting. Usopp couldn’t bear it anymore. He dropped the tool from the tree trunk to the ground and said angrily: “You can insult me, but you are not allowed to insult my father. He follows his heart and does what he likes.” I respect him very much for what he does!”

Krabaatar sneered and said: “I don’t care what you think, but I won’t allow you to come here and always make up lies to please our eldest lady. Do you think you can win her favor and get her property in this way?” ?”

Usopp couldn’t help but stepped forward and punched Krabaatar to the ground, “You bastard, shut up!”

“Hey.” Krabater spat and said, “Pirates are pirates. As the son of a pirate, you also have that kind of violent gene. How can you change your hands if you can’t defeat others?”

“What did you say?” Usopp was about to go up and beat Krabaatar again.

But then Keya shouted: “That’s enough Usopp, stop using violence. Violence can’t solve the problem. Can you go back first?”

But Yadu said so, what can Usopp do?

Violence can’t solve the problem?

I don’t know why, but Usopp’s heart felt a little painful, especially when these words came from Keya’s mouth!

At this time, Krabater stood up and said: “Get out of here quickly, and you are not allowed to approach the eldest lady in the future. And the group of people over there, please leave here.”

“Zoron, don’t stop me, I’m going to beat him up. Stinky butler, I’m going to beat you away!” Luffy was being held by Zoro, his hands and feet shaking around!

Zoro advised: “Hey Luffy, don’t mess around, don’t make things more complicated!”

Lin Hai looked at Krabater for a while and knew that he was a pirate captain, Baijikuluo!

It’s just that it’s not the time to do it yourself yet, so I’d better leave first!

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