Time Travel Pirates, I have a coquettish system

“Don’t get me wrong, this is business.” Baron Eggman explained: “Fishman Island provides ten tons of snacks every month. In exchange, we will lend the flag.”

Lin Hai was surprised: “Ten tons?”

“That’s right.” Baron Eggman explained: “Mom loves desserts the most, and the snacks on Fishman Island are particularly to her liking, so we’ll wait until tomorrow morning.”

Minister Zuo quickly said: “Baron, as explained before, the huge cooking machine in the factory is broken. It will take a few days to repair it. For snacks, it will take at least two weeks…”

Baron Eggman interrupted: “That’s impossible.”

Sanji asked unhappily: “Eggy, can’t you just wait a moment?”

Zoro also asked: “That pirate named the Four Emperors, wouldn’t he be so unkind?”

Lin Hai stepped forward and asked Baron Dandan: “The focus now is that the machine needs to be repaired. It is impossible to deliver the snacks on time. You…”

Baron Eggman suddenly spun the crutch in his hand and said in a very unfriendly tone: “In that case, the previous agreement will be broken. In the future, the powerful generals of the Big Mom Pirates will come to destroy this Fish-Man Island.”

“Destroy Fish-Man Island?” Luffy’s eyes suddenly opened and he said angrily: “Are you idiots? Are you destroying the country just for snacks? This island was just saved.”

“Is there any point in talking about this?” Lin Hai immediately ran away.

Zoro saw this and quickly grabbed Lin Hai. After all, if they started now, the Straw Hat Pirates could just slap their butts and leave. But afterwards, if the Yonko Auntie really sent people to destroy the Fishman Island…

Although he was pulled by Sauron, Lin Hai couldn’t help but spat: “That baron, I was very unhappy when I saw you. I have endured your tone again and again, and you still rely on your old age to show off.” You kicked your nose and got on your face? You want ten tons of snacks, right? I’ll give you ten tons of shit, do you want it?”

Baron Dandan was shocked by Lin Hai’s momentum and remained silent.

The others were also silent for a while. They couldn’t even imagine sending ten tons of that thing to the Fourth Emperor’s aunt!

“Bulu Bulu, Bulu Bulu…”

Just when both parties had concerns and did not choose to take action, the phone in one place rang.

Because there was a tea party four days later, the Yonko Aunt at Cake Island received a report from her subordinates saying that the snacks from Fishman Island could not be delivered in time. She immediately contacted Baron Eggman and Poke Mousse through the phone bug. Find out.

Countries like those that failed to deliver snacks on time have been burned.

At this time, hearing the voice of the phone bug, Pokomus shed a cold sweat and guessed: “It must be mom. Oh, I just told her about the situation here. I don’t want to be scolded, Dandan, you come and pick it up.” Telephone.”

Baron Eggy: “I don’t want to either!”

Seeing that they didn’t dare to answer, Lin Hai gave Luffy a mischievous look and stepped forward to answer the phone, which made Luffy confused for a while.

“Hello.” Lin Hai asked, “Is this Aunt Lingling?”

“Hey, hey, hey!!” Everyone on the side turned to stone.

The aunt was silent for a moment and said: “It sounds like neither Eggy nor Pockmusk. Who are you?”

A glimmer of light flashed in Lin Hai’s eyes, and he suddenly changed to an arrogant tone and replied: “Ask me who I am? You don’t know who I am? Don’t be shocked after hearing this. I am the son of the fortune-teller Dorag. , or the grandson of that hero Garp, the supernova who was active in that peak war – Monkey D. Luffy.”

“…” Everyone in the venue was collectively stunned.

The aunt on the Cake Island couldn’t help but twitch in the corner of her eyes, and confirmed playfully: “You are Monkey D. Luffy.”

“That’s right.” Lin Hai said, “If you don’t want to be lit as a sky lantern, you’d better not mess with me.” After saying that, Lin Hai quickly pulled Luffy up, while he stepped aside.

Zoro and Sanji couldn’t help but turn dark as they watched all this.

What everyone didn’t expect was that Luffy actually punched one in the palm and sighed: “Lin Hai’s brain is really useful.”

Porkmus sprayed: “Is now the time to talk about this? Hurry up and deal with the matter in front of you.”

Luffy picked up the phone and said: “Hey, you are Big Mom, I am Monkey D. Luffy, the man who wants to become the Pirate King.”

“Hey, hey, hey.” Baron Eggman and Poke Mous were so excited that they almost jumped up again.

“…” Aunt asked: “Who was that just now? Who is Monkey D. Luffy?”

Luffy pointed to the crux of the problem and shouted: “There are no more snacks here, I have eaten them all.”

The aunt was furious and asked: “Is it really true? There should be ten

Tons is right. ”

Luffy: “I ate all ten tons.”

The people on the side all reminded in horror, “Mr. Straw Hat, there is no need to say it so directly, right?”

“This this……”

After a moment of silence, the aunt on the other end of the phone suddenly changed her tone and said, “What an idiot. Stop lying. Are you trying to protect the fish people?”

Luffy replied: “I really ate all the snacks. I didn’t know before that they were the snacks I promised to give to you.”

“Hey, hey.” Lin Hai raised his eyebrows and said: “Captain Lu, we are pirates, we can’t just talk down to her just because the other party is the Four Emperors, right? Isn’t it normal in the world for pirates to rob pirates’ things? ?”

With that said, Lin Hai asked the phone bug: “Auntie, right? We really ate the snacks. Do you dare to have an opinion? Besides, you are so old, so be careful if you eat so much sugar. Diabetes. So, we, the Straw Hats, are still your benefactors. Not only did you not thank us, you actually threatened us, which is really unreasonable.”

Everyone’s face turned dark again.

The aunt said angrily: “Who are you, kid? You were the one who spoke first, right?”

Lin Hai: “I don’t want to change my name, but I don’t want to change my surname. Huaxia D. Lin Hai, you can also call me a pure and beautiful man.”

Porkmus and Baron Eggman begged with tears in their eyes: “Don’t, don’t irritate aunt anymore, the consequences are really serious!!”

Zoro and Sanji’s eyes suddenly lit up, and the crisis on Fish-Man Island seemed to be over.

No, after being provoked by Lin Hai, the nature of the matter became not that Fish-Man Island broke the promise, but that the things Big Mom wanted were snatched away by other pirates in the middle of the journey.

The Four Emperors also need to have their own dignity. Auntie has no reason to send people to destroy Fish-Man Island. If Fish-Man Island is really destroyed, the unique snacks there will not be made.

Moreover, Lin Hai’s provocations over and over again, and his tone of voice that said he would not pay for his life, made anyone want to beat him!

“Hehehe.” The aunt suddenly laughed and said: “The Straw Hats, right? I am interested in the brats who dare to contradict me, just as you wish. In this case, I will change the target from Fish-Man Island You guys. I remember you, Monkey D. Luffy and Huaxia D. Lin Hai, come to the new world.”

Luffy: “Just wait, I have something to say to you too.”

“Huh?” Auntie was confused.

Luffy said: “I will blow you away in the new world and turn Fish-Man Island into my territory!”

“Boy…” The aunt opened her eyes angrily.

In this regard, the Straw Hat Pirates were targeted by the Big Mom Pirates, one of the Four Emperors.

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