Time Travel Pirates, I have a coquettish system

When Dasqi saw Lin Hai, she asked her how she knew he had no assets. Isn’t this simple?

So Dasqi stepped forward and explained: “Looking at your frivolous actions just now, you look like a person who idles around all day long. Judging from your clothes, I know you have little money.

Do you have a bedridden elderly person at home? Or did your wife run away and you have to raise several children who are waiting for food by yourself?

In short, I won’t bother you so much. Come with me and I’ll introduce you to a job. As long as you work hard enough to support them, there will be absolutely no problem. ”

Damn it, this woman shouldn’t encounter this kind of situation often and then include herself in it, right?

But what’s her problem?

For a moment, Lin Hai was asked about Dasqi’s operation, and his brain was a little short-circuited!

God, Lin Hai can’t stand it anymore!

Lin Hai reacted and said quickly: “I am single, I don’t need your introduction. Goodbye, no, don’t say goodbye!”

Lin Hai, who ran away in a hurry, could still hear Dasqi chasing after her. She said as she chased: “You don’t have to be so shy. There is nothing to be embarrassed about when young people make mistakes on their errands. As long as they face life bravely, everything will still come in time. Huh? Where are the people?”

Lin Hai, who hid in an alley, gasped for air, “Yeah, this woman is so sharp. I quickly recorded these words so that others can feel how confused I am now!” !

Just after taking notes, a man with white hair and a very strong look walked over from the other end of the alley.

Isn’t this Smoker?

Smoker heard from his men that the Straw Hat Pirates had landed on the island, and the reward order was also sent from the Navy headquarters, but Smoker didn’t look at it and hurriedly came out to arrest the people.

So he didn’t know that Lin Hai was a member of the Straw Hats.

At this time, Smoker saw that Lin Hai was so serious and actually memorizing things there. It seemed that he was a man of culture.

Then, Smoker said hello: “You are so diligent, come on.”

Lin Hai was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: “Thank you, um, can I borrow a cigarette to smoke it?”

Before Smoker could answer, Lin Hai had already taken three cigars from his collar, held one in his left ear and one in his right ear, and bit one in his mouth.

This cigar is very expensive. Although Smoker’s body hurts, he is not a stingy person.

At this time, Lin Hai took a deep breath on the cigar and said, “Hey, your cigarette is really good, but smoking is harmful to your health. You should smoke less, especially if you smoke two cigarettes together!”

Now it was Smoker’s turn to be stunned. A cultured person is a cultured person. I don’t know how long it has been since no one cared about me so much. This feels pretty good!

Those three cigars were treated as a treat to him, and now I don’t feel any pain in my body anymore!

Smoker waved his hand and said: “Don’t be verbose, I have to go do some work first. Goodbye.”

Lin Hai replied: “Walk slowly…”

Looking at Smoker’s leaving figure, Lin Hai showed a hint of amusement. He didn’t know what his expression would be like if he knew he was a pirate.

He won’t be chasing him to the ends of the earth then, right?

Damn, it’s really possible!

Thinking of this, Lin Hai suddenly trembled and quickly found a place to drink a glass of strong wine to calm down his shock!

Do you want to be domineering? Otherwise, we’ll meet some strange people again!

Forget it, if you know everything, what would you do if you go to sea? Is it still an adventure?

Soon, Lin Hai forgot what happened just now…

………….

In an old-fashioned bar, there were several people sitting at this time. Isn’t this person the Bucky Pirates who came to seek revenge from Luffy and his gang?

At this time, Bucky was doing fortune-telling.

“Che ha ha ha…”

Bucky smiled proudly for a while, and then said: “According to the divination, the Straw Hats have landed on this island, and the moment of revenge is about to come in a grand way.”

The person behind Bucky, Arrita, who ate the slippery fruit and turned into a beautiful woman, stepped forward and asked: “So, can you successfully take his life?”

“Hmph hey hey…” Bucky replied: “Of course, what is going to happen is…”

With that said, Bucky showed the last card, and it turned out to be himself!

Arrita: “Ara, isn’t this you?”

“Bucky…” Bucky exclaimed and flopped down on the table.

At this moment, a burst of bohemian singing sounded, “La la la, Demacia. La la la, fuck, fuck, fuck…”

Who came in if it wasn’t Lin Hai?

Seeing Bucky sitting there, Lin Hai couldn’t help being stunned, but he immediately said hello: “Hey, that Kiba, ah, Bucky, it’s been a long time since I saw you, and I feel so kind to see you again!”

Bucky replied: “Oh, it’s you. That’s great.”

Long time no see, hello. ”

Next to Bucky’s crewmates, Mochi and Arrita, looked at Bucky strangely.

Bucky reacted and said angrily: “Okay, you bastard, you made it so hard for us to find you. Do you know?

From the day I was beaten away, I just returned to my friends with the determination of revenge.

It was a big adventure. With my body parts missing, I had a little Bucky’s big adventure full of joys and sorrows but full of friendship.

But what about little Bucky…”

As he spoke, Bucky reacted and felt that he had gone off topic, and suddenly said angrily: “What are you asking me to say, you bastard!!”

Lin Hai said speechlessly: “Aren’t you always talking? By the way, the cloak you are wearing is quite fashionable, isn’t it hot?”

Bucky replied: “There is nothing we can do about it. After all, a colonel from the Navy Headquarters came to this town. He is too powerful…”

Bucky reacted and said angrily again: “You bastard, whose nose are you saying is fashionable? In order to take revenge, I joined forces with the beautiful Miss Alrita next to me, and you just stood there obediently and accepted us gorgeously. Sanctions, hahaha…”

This Bucky is quite interesting. Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said with a smile: “Those are all old things. As pirates, we are still struggling with such trivial matters. You are really a stingy person.”

Bucky said angrily: “What did you say!”

Lin Hai casually took a cup and took a sip, and then said: “Did I hit you? If you are so unhappy, you can find a way to fly away. Oh, don’t be so serious, okay?”

It’s rare to meet again. The fate of the sea is really wonderful. We are all children of the sea. Come on, cheers! ! ”

Bucky couldn’t help but mutter: “Children of the sea? Even so, I will not forgive you…”

Lin Hai put his arm around Bucky’s shoulders and smiled: “Don’t worry about those little things. Let’s have a few drinks first. Later, I’ll treat you to dinner as an apology. That’s okay, right?”

Bucky replied: “Since you are so sensible, if I continue to pester you, you will really become a stingy person, but I haven’t forgiven that bastard Straw Hat yet…”

Lin Hai interrupted directly: “Cheers!”

Bucky didn’t know it yet, but he would be tricked again later! !

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