Time Travel Pirates, I have a coquettish system

say what? Do you want to tell them that Lin Hai was wondering why Weiwei’s skin was so much whiter than Nami’s?

But this ratio is already fake, so why is it round?

“Ahem…” Lin Hai adjusted his posture, then looked into the distance inscrutably, and said: “The Tao is Tao, but it is not Tao. The name is nameable, but it is very famous… .”

Although Luffy and Usopp didn’t understand what Lin Hai was talking about, they seemed to have an unknown feeling.

“Silk, silk cake…”

“There’s more, there’s more, keep talking!”

Lin Hai was very confused. When he was studying in school, he only remembered this sentence in the article about Tao. What did he say next?

Suddenly an idea flashed, and Lin Hai suddenly became energetic!

“Ahem.” Lin Hai continued: “Actually, if I say advanced, you don’t understand, so I’ll make it easier to understand. That is, sit here and feel the subtle changes in the environment, so as to understand the operation of all things. The rules…”

At this time, Sanji came over with a cigarette in his mouth and said funnyly: “What you said means you didn’t say it, right?”

Damn it, Sanji is forcing himself to use a trick!

As a result, Lin Hai continued to look into the distance, also biting a cigarette, and then said slowly: “Absolute movement and relative stillness show that movement is irreversible, and time is just a conceptual expression of movement. In other words, I want to go back to the past…”

At this point, Lin Hai couldn’t go on. He originally wanted to say that it was impossible to go back to the past, but in this world, if Lin Hai guessed correctly, there was a time fruit, right?

It’s so speechless.

When everyone heard this and saw why Lin Hai didn’t say anything, Zoro was curious and asked: “What’s behind?”

“Ahem, cough, cough.” Lin Hai said, “What else can there be? Living in the present is the most real thing, and everything else is just clouds!”

That’s it? That’s it?

Everyone cheered and walked away!

Just as everyone walked away, Feng Sao System suddenly said, “Ding, congratulations to the host for understanding the rules. The backpack space is open to the host. Only the host can enter and exit this space freely…”

Free access?

A place to escape from a desperate situation?

“Another nonsense…”

Suddenly, Lin Hai, who was overjoyed, lost his balance and fell directly from the railing.

“Nima!!”

“Plop…”

Several people not far away were confused when they saw Lin Hai suddenly falling into the sea.

Luffy asked in confusion: “The cry just now was from Lin Hai, right?”

Sanji took a deep breath of cigarette and asked, “Is it because we despised him just now that he couldn’t think of jumping into the sea?”

Usopp said: “Lin Hai shouldn’t be that fragile, right?”

Zoro said speechlessly: “Stop talking and quickly see if he is okay!”

At this time, there were several fish in the sea. They were biting the bait on the fishing rod in Lin Hai’s hand, but they couldn’t bite it no matter how hard they tried, and the culprit has now fallen into the sea.

Then, a group of fish all swam over and prepared to slap Lin Hai with their tails in revenge for teasing them just now!

That’s right, when Lin Hai was fishing just now, he was practicing his dominance of knowledge and color, and kept teasing the fish with the fishing rod in his hand.

At this time, Lin Hai, who had fallen into the sea, saw that these fish dared to come over to challenge him, so Lin Hai raised his middle finger at them!

Although the fish didn’t understand what it meant, they could somehow feel that the humans in front of them were insulting them.

Then, a group of fish all rushed over, ready to beat Lin Hai.

Fortunately, Lin Hai was changing himself, determined not to kill indiscriminately, and quickly adjusted his mentality. Then Lin Hai made a face at the school of fish.

As a result, the fish school was pissed off!

I saw a man swimming quickly on the snowy sea near the Golden Merli, chasing a school of fish behind him.

Luffy on the boat watched this scene with bright eyes and exclaimed: “I really want to go swimming with Lin Hai, but unfortunately I can’t swim. Hey, let’s play this game too, everyone!”

“You bastard, are you boring?” Sanji kicked Luffy, then turned to Zoro with a confused look on his face, “What is Lin Hai doing?”

Sauron said speechlessly: “Are you an idiot? Lin Hai is being chased by a school of fish!”

Usopp nodded thoughtfully and said, “Lin Hai is sometimes more trouble-making than Luffy. Do you even want to beat him up?”

Luffy stood at the railing and said excitedly: “Stupid fish, you can’t catch up with Lin Hai, hahaha…”

Lin Hai, who was swimming in the sea, turned to look at Luffy and replied: “Of course, I am a swimming champion. You fishes, you haven’t eaten.

Come and chase me, hahaha…”

schools of fish

“This human being is so disgusting, it really makes me mad!”

“Why can’t we fish swim this human? Is he a fish-man?”

“Probably not, he doesn’t have the characteristics of a fish, don’t worry, let’s catch up with him first!”

At this time, Zoro, who was on the boat, heard what Lin Hai called the champion. When he was about to take off his clothes and compete with Lin Hai, he was directly stopped by Sanji.

Sanji was really powerless and could only say angrily: “Are you going back? Don’t cause any more trouble! Really…”

After being chased by a school of fish in the sea for a long time, Lin Hai used his power to return to the boat. At the railing, Lin Hai found that the fish were still gathered under the boat, looking at him eagerly.

Then, Lin Hai mocked the group of fish again, singing and dancing: “La la la Demacia, la la la, lick, lick, lick…”

For a moment, Luffy and Usopp started singing and dancing with Lin Hai.

Sanji and Zoro, who were standing aside, saw this scene with their eyes twitching!

After singing for a while, Lin Hai opened his zipper and released water to the fish.

school of fish

“What is he going to do?”

“I don’t know, huh? What is that?”

“No, is this a gun? I’ve seen humans use guns, but this…”

“Disperse quickly…”

At this time, Weiwei, who happened to be passing by, saw this scene and screamed, which startled Lin Hai. Then, Lin Hai fell into the sea again! !

Fortunately, Lin Hai’s abilities were easy to use. As soon as he sat back on the deck, Weiwei blushed and stepped forward and asked, “Are you okay?”

Lin Hai waved his hand and said, “What can happen to me?”

It felt like water was all over his face, so Lin Hai pulled Weiwei’s skirt to wipe his face.

Weiwei immediately covered her skirt and screamed again, while Sanji on the other side began to transform into a beast again and roared on the other side.

Lin Hai said depressedly: “I say Weiwei, as a princess of a country, you should be calm and calm. Can you not be surprised?”

Weiwei said speechlessly: “Aren’t you cold just wearing short sleeves? It’s snowing now!”

After hearing what Weiwei said, Luffy and Usoppon on the side suddenly trembled.

“Hiss, it’s so cold!” X2

Sanji exclaimed: “Did you just react now?”

Lin Hai, who was sitting on the ground, just felt a little cold. Now when Weiwei reminded him, he immediately said: “Cold? It’s really a little cold!”

Sanji turned around and exclaimed: “So you just realized it!”

Just as he was taking a few steps forward, Lin Hai remembered, where was the school of fish he had just teased?

Lin Hai immediately exclaimed: “You stinky fish, don’t run away, I haven’t had enough fun yet!!”

Sanji exclaimed again: “You are an idiot!!”

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