Time Travel Pirates, I have a coquettish system

When Dusky and Smoker arrived here, Smoker took the first step, so that Dashiqi kept finding him.

When Dasqi arrived at the hotel where Lin Hai and the others were staying, what caught his eye was Smoker lying on the table, not knowing whether he was alive or dead!

If Taschi guessed it right, the Straw Hats are pirates, right?

Who are pirates? Those are a group of people who do all kinds of evil and are ruthless!

At this time, Dasqi angrily drew his sword and pointed it at Lin Hai and the others, and said angrily: “What did you do to Colonel Smog, pirates!”

Lin Hai glanced at Smoker, Luffy and Ace who were lying down, and said with a smile: “What did I do to him? I invited him to dinner!”

Dasqi asked: “Then why is he lying there motionless?”

Lin Hai said speechlessly: “Can you put your knife away? He is just drunk. If you don’t believe it, check his breath yourself.”

Seeing Dasqi’s cautious look, Lin Hai rolled his eyes and went to pay the bill with the restaurant owner.

When Lin Hai came back, Sauron asked: “What should we do now?”

Lin Hai said with a smile: “What else can we do? Bring them back to the ship!”

For a moment, Zoro was carrying Ace, and Lin Hai was carrying Luffy. Lin Hai took advantage of the situation and took a cigar from Smoker’s collar, and then lit it.

At this time, Dasqi on the side said: “Well, one of you will help me take Colonel Smog out…”

Ahem, Smoker is tall and powerful, but she, Dasqi, is a weak woman. How can she carry Smoker on her back?

Lin Hai said with a smile: “Won’t you let him rest at the hotel owner’s place? Don’t worry, I’ll pay for it!”

Dasqi shook his head and said, “No, no need.”

After finishing speaking, Dasqi looked up at Lin Hai and said: “I don’t know why Colonel Smog would eat and drink with you, but we will not give up arresting you. It’s best not to let us encounter you next time… ..Well……”

That’s right, Lin Hai kissed Dasqi!

Looking at Dasqi whose cheeks were red, Lin Hai raised his eyebrows and said, “You are very noisy, so I can only do this to block your mouth, right?”

Dasqi pointed at Lin Hai with a red face and said: “You, you…”

Lin Hai turned around, waved his hands and smiled: “Dasqi, see you next time, I will miss you!”

Zoro on the side raised his eyebrows, Lin Hai, this guy is really speechless. Who is not good to kiss, kiss the navy? ?

The two people immediately attracted the attention of the roadside on the street. Because of their behavior, no one in this town had ever seen it before!

At the right time, Lin Hai faintly noticed something was wrong and quickly turned his head to look behind him.

Lin Hai asked in confusion: “Zolong, where are you going?”

Zoro then stopped, turned around and replied, “Aren’t we going back to the ship?”

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said, “The direction you are in is the place where you just ate. Are you drunk?”

Zoro’s face turned red, and after following Lin Hai, he replied: “That little wine won’t make me drunk.”

“Ahem.” Lin Hai said: “Since you are not drunk, it means… Speaking of Zoro, after coming out of the small garden, many people have changed. Have you noticed?”

Zoro: “What exactly do you want to say?”

Lin Hai said softly: “Have you noticed that your getting lost has become more and more serious after coming out of the small garden?”

Zoro said angrily: “You bastard…”

Lin Hai said depressedly: “I’m not laughing at you. Think about it for yourself. We were walking straight forward, but why did you walk back inexplicably? Well, when the time comes, go and ask Chopper what’s going on. …..”

For a moment, Sauron’s face turned red and he had nothing to say, while Lin Hai tried his best to hold back his smile and said: “How can you become the world’s number one swordsman if you don’t even dare to face your own weaknesses…” .”

Zoro retorted: “You bastard, don’t say yes to me like you’re preaching!”

Lin Hai wondered: “Why not? I’m your brother…”

“kolose, teimei…”

When they returned to the boat, Lin Hai was really helpless. He turned to Sauron and said, “What are you thinking about all day long? It’s just a straight road. How many times have you gone astray?”

Zoro didn’t know what was going on, he obviously walked straight! Why did it go astray without realizing it? But we can’t let everyone know about such a smelly thing!

Thinking of this, Zoro quickly changed the subject and said, “What should Luffy and Ace do?”

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said: “Go back to the ship first. If they all come back, we will set sail immediately!”

Zoro asked doubtfully: “In such a hurry?”

Lin Hai said with a smile: “That Smog’s temper is as stubborn as a cow. When he wakes up, he will definitely come to chase us again…”

Zoro exclaimed

Said: “So you just got him drunk!!”

Lin Hai raised his eyebrows and said, “When he woke up, he found that a pirate invited him to dinner, and he actually ate it. What do you think he would think?”

Sauron said speechlessly: “You really haven’t changed at all, you’re so funny!”

At this time, Weiwei and Nami heard the noise outside, came out of the room, and saw Lin Hai and Sauron carrying one person each.

Nami asked: “What are you doing?”

“Ahem.” Lin Hai replied: “The one Zoro was carrying was named Ace, and he was Luffy’s brother. The two of them were thirsty and drank other people’s wine as water, so they got drunk.

Are Sanji and the others back? Let’s set sail quickly, Luffy and the others haven’t paid for the wine they drank secretly! ”

Zoro on the other side was confused. Was he drunk? Lin Hai was still drunk! How come what you said is different from what you think?

As soon as she heard that someone was coming to ask for a debt, Nami quickly said: “They all come back, let’s set sail quickly…”

the other side.

After the drunken Smoker woke up, he thought again about the dinner and drinking incident between himself and Lin Hai, and then slapped his forehead. Now he was in trouble!

Because of this bastard Lin Hai, Smog felt that he was not guaranteed for the rest of the year!

As a navy man, Smoker, how could he have dinner with a pirate?

As a result, not only did they chat so intimately, but they also couldn’t drink as much as they did! Doesn’t this mean that the navy is not as good as the pirates?

At this time, Dasqi came in with sober soup. After seeing Smoker waking up, he couldn’t help but ask: “Colonel Smoker, how do you feel?”

Smoker rubbed his temples and replied, “My head hurts a little. Where is this?”

Dasqi replied: “This is the place where the hotel owner gives us a rest. You just…”

Smoker said speechlessly: “If you have anything to say, just say it.”

Dusky glanced at Smoker secretly and asked weakly: “Did you really eat with the Straw Hats just now? This, this!”

Smoker was really speechless, and he himself felt a little embarrassed!

After a moment of silence in the room, Smoker said: “Dasi Qi, give me the phone number to contact General Aoki Pheasant!”

Dasqi exclaimed: “You!!”

Smoker said helplessly: “I think the Straw Hats are a little different from other pirates, especially a certain bastard. I really can’t make a choice, so I have to ask General Aokiji for advice and let him make the decision… ..”

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