To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

Beijing.

September is a time of crisp autumn weather.

Primary and secondary school students across the city are ushering in the back-to-school season.

Yucai Primary School, located outside the Fifth Ring Road, also welcomes the return of new and old students.

This is an old elementary school with old walls and scarred walls, from which grass grows tenaciously.

The teaching building is covered with moss, like the age spots of an elderly person, and is full of old atmosphere.

The only advantage of this dilapidated primary school is that it has its own small forest.

The trees are towering and lush.

It is better than most primary schools in terms of natural scenery.

At this time, people were coming and going in the school, and parents were rushing to the teaching office to register and report with their little cubs.

Some members of the public were looking around.

On the flag-raising platform, Pan Dou leaned on the railing, put his hands in his pockets, yawned, and glanced boredly at the lively scene of people coming and going on the playground.

"Life is as lonely as snow. His grandma has to study for another twelve years, which is annoying to me."

Thinking of this, he felt a little hopeless.

After studying hard in my previous life, I thought that from now on the sea would be broad enough for fish to leap, and the sky high enough for birds to fly.

Who would have thought that with a clang, he would be sent directly to be reincarnated by the time traveler's holy weapon truck.

Life restarts.

Start with babies.

When he flowed out of the mother's womb smoothly, his whole body was in a state of confusion.

At this time there was a loud sound in the sky.

There was a mechanical cold voice in his mind:

"Ding, it has been detected that the host is in an infant state, and the novice gift package is being sent..."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the 'Novice Protection Period' buff!"

"Novice protection period: It is valid until the host is eighteen years old. It can protect the host from being harmed and survive to adulthood unscathed, and it also possesses certain mysterious powers."

"Ding, since the host is too young, it is not conducive for the system to work. The system is about to enter hibernation and wait for the host to become an adult before turning it on again."

"Sleep countdown...3, 2, 1!!"

"Dip~"

Huh~

After a series of beeps passed, the mysterious sound disappeared directly.

Pan Dou was anxious at that time, dog system, you can't leave me alone!

He called the system anxiously.

Wow~

However, all that came out was a loud cry.

According to his biological mother's recollection, the cry was so loud that it even woke up a sleeping vegetative state.

Afterwards, he was thanked profusely by the family members of the vegetative patient. They gave him milk powder and diapers. They almost held his little hand and asked him to become his godfather and adoptive father.

Thus, Pan Dou's miserable childhood began.

This world is very different from his original world.

According to the information he investigated, the two have similar histories, but in modern times huge differences have gradually emerged.

Many familiar people and things never appeared or happened.

For example, he was familiar with celebrities, idols, government officials, and some events that became popular on the Internet and made everyone familiar with them.

Never appeared at all.

The specific situation can be discussed for three days and three nights.

All we want to make a long story short:

This is a parallel world.

Similar to his previous life, but different in many things.

After calling the system many times to no avail, he simply gave up the struggle and simply died, waiting for adulthood.

Anyway, he has lived a new life and gained more than twenty years of life.

It doesn't matter whether the system is there or not.

The only thing that made him uncomfortable was that he had to study again.

The boring three years of schooling in kindergarten, middle school and college had almost driven him crazy.

Can you imagine the pain of a person with an adult mentality spending all day among a group of little kids who can only cry?

The key point is that these little brats can't control their poop and pee...

For three years in kindergarten, he went to school wearing a mask of pain every day.

Now he has successfully entered the first grade of elementary school.

Expect to spend the next six years at this school.

I really don't want to be tortured anymore.

"Dog competition system, I'll make you an immortal!!"

Pan Dou gritted his teeth and resented the thought of the system going to sleep without a word.

"It takes ten years for trees to grow and one hundred years for people to grow. Look, the children here are all the future flowers of the motherland, and they are seedlings that need our care..."

When Pan Dou was thinking about life, there were two more reporters on campus, a man and a woman wearing the logo of "Beijing Daily".

"To be honest, this elementary school was my alma mater. I graduated from here and went to Communication University."

"This is a playground and a basketball court, where students play between classes. Look how big it is here. There are three basketball courts. In front is a stage and a flag-raising platform. In the past, the stage was open-air, and an iron shed was erected behind it. But now it’s almost rotten.”

"Seeing these familiar scenes, it feels like I can travel through time and see the time when I was playing and carefree here. It's really nostalgic."

The beautiful and fashionable reporter took pictures with her mobile phone and introduced the architecture and history of Yucai Primary School.

The beautiful reporter is Zhao Xinyi. She graduated from Communication University and currently works for the Beijing Daily. She is a front-line reporter specializing in covering people's livelihood.

At the same time, he is also the Internet celebrity reporter currently being promoted by Beijing Daily.

Thanks to the promotion of Beijing Daily and her own beauty and talent, she has become famous on the short video platform, and her number of fans has soared.

This time she was invited by the new principal of Yucai Primary School to help with live broadcast promotion.

As far as she knew, the new principal wanted to raise funds to repair the entire primary school, so she was invited to help promote it, hoping to increase the visibility of Yucai Primary School so that it would be easier to raise donations from social groups in the future.

This project has been registered with the Ministry of Education.

The specific plan is for the Ministry of Education to approve most of the money as special funds, and the remaining part to be raised by the school itself.

During the new school year, the new principal invited many "well-known" alumni of Yucai Primary School to visit the school.

Its purpose is self-evident.

Zhao Xinyi had just graduated from college and had limited savings, so she couldn't help much with the funds, so she planned to use her strengths and use her newspaper and short video platform to promote her former alma mater.

"The school has almost seen it all. Let's get straight to the point. Let's interview my elementary school brothers and elementary school girls. Let me see which child to interview..."

Her eyes began to wander among the crowd.

And her live broadcast room has become noisy.

"Our capital city is the best place in the world, but there is such a shabby primary school?"

"The meat of Zhumen's dogs smells bad, and there are frozen bones on the road. It's normal, normal. There will be poor people everywhere, and the capital is no exception."

"Interview, interview, interview!"

"Children's Words Are Funny, I can't wait to see the amazing quotes from the elementary school students."

"There are so many little beans on the playground, kawaii~"

"The mythical beast returns to its cage, and chickens and dogs cannot tolerate it."

"The mythical beasts go to war, and not even a blade of grass grows!"

"The mythical beast is out of school and is inconsolable!"

"The mythical beasts are on holiday, and everyone is frightened!"

"Mythical beast..."

As we chatted on the barrage, we started to behave habitually.

Zhao Xinyi scanned the crowds coming and going on the playground, and her eyes quickly fell on Pan Dou with his hands in his pockets on the flag-raising stage, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

Handsome little face, melancholy eyes, deep expression.

A cold temperament that is incompatible with other people.

He looks young and mature, like a smaller domineering male god.

It's him.

Zhao Xinyi was delighted. This kind of child was very topical at first sight.

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