To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

A university in Beijing.

Freshmen who have just entered school are undergoing military training under the scorching sun.

After practicing a set of movements, I finally got an exemption from the instructor and could rest for ten minutes.

They scattered as if granted a general amnesty.

Get under the shady trees or under the eaves to enjoy the cool air.

While sipping on the mineral water, scrolling through your phone to relax.

Some restless classmates began to perform their own sexy tricks.

Ask for rain! !

This is the basic operation during the military training for freshmen every year.

They have focused on studying since childhood, and their physical fitness is average.

Suddenly encountering such intense military training, they were trained to death.

Now, they just want to end the military training as soon as possible and get out of the sea of ​​misery.

However, military training is one of the necessary subjects in college.

As freshmen, there was no way they could escape it.

So, they instead hoped that God would bless them with a heavy rainstorm.

Directly interrupt military training.

This way they don't have to goose-step in the scorching sun.

In order to realize this wish, they pray to gods and Buddha every day, draw Bagua to pray for rain, burn talismans to pray for rain, perform dances to pray for rain...

In short, in order to have a holiday, they tried every means, just asking God for rain.

Unfortunately, God obviously does not know them.

There was never a response to their request.

Over time, they have given up on the unrealistic idea of ​​praying for rain.

Just lay it down flat.

Love so and so.

If you have the ability, train them to death.

"Lao Zhou, stop fussing and take advantage of the break to take a rest, otherwise you will feel uncomfortable later."

The classmate who was watching the video saw his roommate still pleading for rain, and shook his head sympathetically.

"Alas, failed again."

After completing a set of skillful procedures for praying for rain, Mr. Zhou, who was begging for rain, looked up at the sunny weather. His whole body became decadent, and then he sat down to rest honestly.

"Female college students have convulsions when they laugh... Tsk, tut, our generation of college students are so fragile, they are hospitalized at every turn."

He leaned over and looked at the video on his classmate's roommate's cell phone, expressing sympathy for the same situation.

"But if you laugh and twitch after watching a funny video, is that an exaggeration?"

His face was full of doubts, "What kind of video can make people laugh?"

"There is a link below, click on it and it will become clear."

The two immediately followed the connection and watched Zhao Xinyi's live broadcast room from the interview video.

"Hey, this kid is also praying for rain."

"Tsk, tsk, do elementary school students also want to have a holiday?"

They suddenly discovered that they had something in common with each other, they were all praying for rain.

But they have failed and given up.

They watched with great interest Pan Dou's series of operations in the live broadcast room, which were like children's play.

"The technology is too poor to succeed."

Lao Zhou, who had prayed for rain just now, shook his head and was not optimistic about Pan Dou's method of praying for rain.

During military training, he specialized in various rain-praying rituals.

Already considered a semi-expert.

In his opinion, Pan Dou's process of praying for rain is really unsightly.

This ritual can bring rain...

He knelt down and called dad on the spot.

"Left and right fire, Lei Gong helps me!!"

Boom! !

After a while, Pan Dou shouted, and a thunderbolt suddenly sounded in the clear sky.

Deafening.

"Fuck!!"

The two people watching the live broadcast cursed in unison.

Huhu~

As thunder sounded, strong winds swept across, and thousands of miles of dark clouds crept across the sky like a tidal wave.

"No way, no way, it's really going to rain!?"

The two of them looked at each other with disbelief on their faces.

The rain that they couldn't get even if they begged their grandfather or grandma was actually begged for by a primary school student.

The next second, they became ecstatic!

Rain means no military training, which means you can take a break.

Their wish for so many days is about to come true.

"Calm down, calm down, it's just thunder, not necessarily rain."

Classmate Lao Zhou, who had been responsible for praying for rain, kept taking deep breaths, and his heart was pounding in excitement.

"Yes, yes, look again."

The two of them were excited and leaned in front of the small screen of their mobile phones, full of expectations.

"Wind, rain, thunder and lightning, broken~"

Until Pan Dou raised his sword and shouted loudly, dark clouds suddenly rolled in the sky, lightning flashed and thunder thundered, and the rain dropped as if it was free of money.

Lao Yiyi touched the rain on his face and looked at his classmates.

"Fuck!!"

“Awesome!!!”

"Saint Brother Dou!!"

They jumped up excitedly and howled like crazy.

"Well……"

The other students looked at them with some confusion. It was indeed worthwhile to be happy that it was raining and there was no need for military training, but were they so happy?

The instructor not far away had black lines all over his head. He didn't have to participate in his military training on a rainy day, but he was so happy that he sang and danced?

So insulting.

Well, when the rain stops, I will give them extra hours and practice, and see if I can beat you two little brats.

"Awesome, awesome."

“Brother Dou is awesome!!”

Lao Zhou seemed to be crazy, shouting and looking excited.

He had been praying for rain for so many days, but to no avail.

There is already a trace of obsession in my heart.

Now I see that the heavy rain I prayed for was brought to me by Pan Dou in an understatement.

He was immediately overjoyed, as if there was rain after a long drought, and it was a night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber.

The overwhelming joy swept through his body, causing his whole body to tremble and his heart to beat wildly.

Boom, boom, boom! !

He could even clearly hear his heart roaring like an engine.

"Lao Zhou, we can have a holiday!!"

His classmates cheered.

"Haha, Brother Dou, cow, cow, cow..."

Lao Zhou responded with excitement on his face. However, suddenly, his heart seemed to be grasped by someone, causing his breathing to become stagnant, his head to become dizzy, his eyes to turn black, and his body to fall straight backwards.

"Old Zhou, Old Zhou, what's wrong with you!?"

His classmates were happy when they suddenly saw Lao Zhou falling down as soon as his eyes rolled up. They were frightened and suddenly rushed up to the old Zhou who was lying on the ground.

"Instructor, something happened!"

Other students also rushed over to help, pinching people's middle, pinching thighs, performing cardiopulmonary resuscitation, playing small...

"What's going on, what's going on..."

When the instructor heard the news, he rushed over immediately. When he saw Lao Zhou lying on the ground with his lips turning white, his face suddenly changed and he quickly ordered: "Don't move around. Two people will help me carry him to the infirmary. By the way, Notify your counselors.”

His words gave the students a backbone, and they immediately helped Lao Zhou to the infirmary step by step and called the counselor at the same time.

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