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Pan Dou's family of three were busy until noon when they finally had some free time.

Taking advantage of the time when Pan Dou's father went to buy food, Zhao Xinyi showed a smile on her face, hung a press card on her chest, and stepped forward with a microphone, "Hello, eldest sister, I am a reporter from the Beijing Daily, can I interview you? ?”

"Can it be on the news?"

Pan Dou glanced at the camera curiously.

Pan Dou sat slumped on his sister-in-law, folding his arms, looking at the persevering Zhao Xinyi, and sighed in his heart, this beautiful girl was really strange, she was stabbed to death by him yesterday, and she dared to come to the door for an interview today.

Isn't she afraid that he will pout her again?

Or is it just a broken jar, smashed, or simply left in ruins?

"Yes, we are broadcasting live. You can greet the audience in our live broadcast room now."

Zhao Xinyi pointed out that she was broadcasting live now, and reminded Pan Dou to pay attention to her words to avoid saying the wrong thing and causing trouble, which would embarrass her.

"That's it. Wait for me to sort it out."

Hearing this, Pan Dou's eyes flashed with joy. He stood up and arranged his clothes. He pointed the leather apron with the name of his fish stall at the camera. After confirming that it was correct, he put on a warm smile and introduced himself:

"Good afternoon, friends. I am the proprietress of Dahe Fish Stall. Our Dahe Fish Stall specializes in all kinds of fish, whether freshwater fish or seawater fish. We support wholesale, express delivery and other businesses..."

Pan Dou’s father’s real name is Pan Dahe, and the fish stall is named after him.

Zhao Xinyi held the microphone and watched dumbfounded as Pan Dou fluently introduced her fish stall and solicited business in her live broadcast room.

Hey, hey, I’m asking you to say hello, not to advertise! !

She was numb.

What's going on with this family! ?

One is more unreliable than the other.

Now she understood why Pan Dou spoke so irritatingly at a young age. It turned out that he inherited it from his mother.

And it’s a family tradition.

It may even be that he has already become a master.

"Haha, looking at the anchor's dull expression, I laughed to death."

"Show, so beautiful, she is indeed Brother Dou's mother, she is exactly the same as her."

"Xinyi is so miserable. Yesterday she was shown off by her son, and today she is shown off by her mother again."

"Xinyi: Why, use me as the best background!?"

“Pan Dou’s mother: It’s not that TV commercials can’t be done, but live streaming online is more cost-effective!!”

"The anchor was furious: It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing for them."

"Anchor: You and your whole family specialize in bullying me, a weak woman, right!?"

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

The Pan Dou family is so interesting.

Trick reporter Zhao Xinyi around.

The key is that Pan Dou’s mother’s eyes are full of sincerity.

She is really serious about advertising.

I promise it's not a joke.

When it comes to making money, Comrade He Fang is more serious than anyone else.

"Journalist friend, do you want to interview me?"

After finishing the commercial, Pan Dou turned his attention back to Zhao Xinyi.

"Uh, yes."

Zhao Xinyi was stunned for a moment before she realized that she was being interviewed.

Pan Dou took the spotlight and almost disrupted her thoughts.

"Hello, eldest sister, I see that your family of three is working together to run a fish stall. The living conditions are very difficult. I wonder if you have registered with the government and received poverty subsidies?"

Zhao Xinyi came to her senses and immediately showed her professionalism, starting from poverty and showing the livelihood conditions of ordinary people.

Pan Dou was stunned for a moment, then waved his hands and said: "My family is not poor, and my life is not miserable. There is no need to trouble the government."

Zhao Xinyi glanced at Pan Dou suspiciously. It wasn't hard. A seven-year-old child was required to help kill fish to make money.

Anyone with some qualifications would let their children come out to make money so early!

"Wow, Pan Dou is so damn optimistic. Even if he is so poor, he still has a smile on his face."

"The smiles of working people are the most beautiful."

"Oh~ I'm so stubborn. The conditions are so difficult and I don't want to trouble the government."

"It is only because of such a lovely group of working people that we can rise rapidly."

"They are the backbone of the country, supporting the entire country and allowing us to stand among countries around the world."

The audience in the live broadcast room was a little bit moved by Pan Dou.

What a simple working people!

I just want to make money with my own hands and never want to trouble the government.

"Hey, journalist friends, you may have misunderstood. Pan Dou likes to kill fish himself. We are not asking him to help kill fish."

Pan Dou has been running around outside for many years and has already learned to watch people's emotions. When she saw Zhao Xinyi's expression, she understood immediately. She smiled and explained: "My son has been taken by our husband and wife since he was a child. He learned to kill fish just by looking at him." Now, this kid can’t take any time off and always wants to help. He keeps coming and going, so we just let him go.”

"So that's it."

Zhao Xinyi was doubtful and put the microphone in front of Pan Dou, smiling softly, "Kid Pan Dou, why do you like killing fish!?"

“I don’t like killing fish!!”

Pan Dou denied with a straight face that he likes to kill fish.

Oops! !

Zhao Xinyi's heart skipped a beat. With Pan Dou's current popularity, if some family scandal breaks out, Pan Dou's parents may face endless online violence from netizens.

And she will also become an accomplice in this online violence.

Thinking of this, a trace of cold sweat broke out on her white forehead, and her mind was running rapidly, trying to resolve this crisis.

"I just don't like studying."

Pan Dou shrugged, spread his hands and said, "Compared to studying, I really like killing fish."

"Either study or kill fish, what do you think I should choose!?"

"Well……"

Zhao Xinyi secretly glared at Pan Dou angrily, her back still felt chilly.

You naughty kid, can you finish speaking in one breath?

Almost scared someone to death.

At this moment, she really wanted to pick up the microphone and hit Pan Dou on the head.

Seeing Pan Dou's innocent look, she felt itchy with hatred.

This naughty kid must have done it on purpose.

He's teasing me again!

The photographer brother was also so frightened that he almost threw the camera away.

What if an internet storm breaks out because of their interview?

Then they cannot escape the blame.

Not only may their accounts be blocked, but they may also face accountability within the community.

Therefore, live broadcast interviews are a technical job.

Most people really don't have the ability to cope with it.

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