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"Is the interview finished?"

Pan Dou's father came back from buying food with a cigarette in his mouth. He found that the atmosphere was a bit strange, and he couldn't help but feel a little strange.

"Yes, the interview is over."

Zhao Xinyi forced a smile and thanked her against her will: "Thank you, eldest sister, thank you, little Pan Dou, and thank you for accepting our interview."

"Brother Dou: Look, if I stab her to death, she still has to thank me."

"Anchor, let's go, we are not aggrieved by this."

"Haha, from now on, there is an extra mountain in Xinyi's heart, named Doumulangma Peak."

"Damn it, Mount Murangma, do you want to laugh me to death?"

"From now on, the anchor will climb the mountain."

"Anchor, if you climb over this mountain, they will hear your story, no matter how it ends."

"Brother Dou is standing on a high mountain, and the anchor can't climb over it."

Seeing Zhao Xinyi's constipated expression, the netizens in the live broadcast room almost laughed like crazy.

"Are you leaving? Why don't you stay for a casual meal?"

Pan Dou's father saw Zhao Xinyi and the two were leaving, and quickly politely asked him to stay.

"No, no, we have a canteen in the newspaper office. Let's go back and eat."

Zhao Xinyi waved her hands repeatedly, not wanting to stay any longer, she was afraid that she would go crazy.

She has been working as a reporter for more than two years since her internship.

I have never encountered such a difficult interview target as Pan Dou.

The key is that this is still a task assigned by the leadership.

She didn't even have the power to refuse.

I can only bite the bullet and come for the interview.

The result was another heavy blow.

Next time she won't even interview this unfortunate kid.

Even if I, Zhao Xinyi, resign, cannot find a job, and go home to grow old, I will never interview this unlucky kid again.

She swore secretly in her heart.

"What a pity. I thought she could interview me so I could place an ad in the newspaper!"

Pan Dou's father watched the two of them go away, flicking the ashes from his cigarette with a look of regret on his face.

"Don't worry, I've already advertised, it's free."

"Really? Haha, my wife is smarter."

Pan Dou's father laughed happily when he heard that he had been advertised.

Pan Dou pouted, it was just a free advertisement in the live broadcast room. Is he so happy?

What if one day he advertises his fish stall for free on CCTV?

His dad was laughing so hard.

…

Beijing Daily Headquarters.

The network operations department is in a state of joy and laughter.

Today's live interview was very successful.

The account they operated once again gained more than 100,000 followers thanks to the wave of popularity, and the rate of increase continues to grow.

This interview was a happy one for everyone.

Pan Dou’s family ran a free advertisement, Beijing Daily received a large wave of traffic, and netizens watched an interesting interview.

Only one person felt sad.

I won’t mention names here.

"Supervisor, do you want Xinyi to continue tomorrow..."

After being happy, one of the staff members became confused and directly wanted to suggest that Zhao Xinyi continue to interview Pan Dou to maintain this wave of popularity.

However, he had just finished speaking when a cold feeling suddenly hit his back, as if he was being targeted by a killer. He was so frightened that he quickly swallowed the rest of his words.

"Ahem!"

The supervisor coughed twice to remind him.

Kaka!

He turned his head with a stiff neck and saw Zhao Xinyi standing at the door with a smile on her face. He laughed dryly and hurriedly said: "Supervisor, Xinyi is a great contributor to our newspaper office. I propose to give Xinyi three days of paid leave. "

That's pretty much it.

Zhao Xinyi nodded with satisfaction. She believed that based on her experiences in the past two days, she was indeed qualified for a three-day holiday.

She has made contributions to the newspaper, and she has been humiliated for the newspaper.

If she doesn’t take a vacation, who will?

"Ahem, three days is too long. Xinyi, you are the backbone of our department. Only with you can we carry out our work. Let's do this. I will give you two days off. You can have a good rest and adjust to meet the following challenges. .”

The supervisor coughed twice and approved Zhao Xinyi's leave seriously.

"Thank you, supervisor. I'll go back then. Goodbye, everyone."

Zhao Xinyi waved goodbye with satisfaction.

Just two days!

As long as you can take a vacation.

However, as soon as she left the door of the newspaper office, she was suddenly startled, wait a minute, tomorrow is the weekend, it is a holiday in the first place, does she need to approve the leave from her supervisor?

She was shocked to find that the so-called leave approval was to approve the vacation that originally belonged to her.

Isn’t this a lie?

The bad old man in charge is very bad.

She had been forced to interview Pan Dou before, but this time she deceived her in the approval process.

Just bully me alone if you co-authored it! ?

Thinking of this, she felt itchy with hatred.

The head of the department also felt a little guilty and found an excuse to go out and hide.

There is a saying that Zhao Xinyi is right in saying that she has made great contributions to the newspaper.

While she was gritting her teeth about the holiday, the relevant video uploaded by her department has become popular all over the Internet.

Pan Dou seems to have a explosive physique. As long as he is involved, the video will always become popular.

There seems to be a big hand behind the scenes.

"Damn it, isn't this my Brother Dou?"

"My brother Dou has a new interview?"

"Haha, it's this unlucky reporter again."

“Brother Dou’s classic quotes +10086!”

"Brother Dou talks so much, is this a primary school student!?"

"In fact, elementary school students may know more than you do in some areas."

"Yes, today's primary school students hold their mobile phones and watch short videos every day, and their knowledge is no less than that of adults."

"Gan, they can learn knowledge by watching short videos, but I will just stare at women and brush them off like a retarded person..."

"Haha, Brother Dou is right, women will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword!!"

"Without a woman in my heart, I draw my sword, the God of Nature, and with the first sword on the shore, kill the person I love first."

"The postgraduate entrance examination and public examination parties gather together and come out to practice peerless magical skills!"

"Brother Dou: For all you poor people who are taking the postgraduate entrance examination and public examination, I can only help you so far."

"You won't have a girlfriend like this."

"Do you think I care? I have been killing fish for more than ten years, and my heart has become as cold as my knife."

"Attention, college students. According to Brother Dou's past cases, he will randomly persecute a college student after being interviewed. You are in trouble."

"We college students are full of vitality and are the future of our motherland. We are not afraid of heaven and earth. Are we afraid of Brother Dou's curse? If you have the ability, let him attack me..."

"Where are the people!? Come out and say something!"

"Waiting for the next college student victim to show up."

"I'm afraid of strong winds and waves? The bigger the waves, the more expensive the fish will be!"

"Hearing these words made my blood boil and my heart surge. I turned over suddenly in bed and found that the charging cable was not long enough, so I turned over again."

Netizens left a lot of comments under the video.

Pan Dou's classic quotations have become popular internet memes one after another through word of mouth.

Netizens rushed to make memes.

Far away on the dock of Fujian.

The fishing ban has just ended, and a large number of fishing boats are ready to go. On a certain fishing boat, the boss of the boat was excitedly watching short videos related to Pan Dou, which was very encouraging.

"Boss, the Meteorological Bureau said that it is typhoon season now, and there may be wind and waves at sea. Do you want to avoid it?"

"I'm a fisherman, but I'm afraid of strong winds and waves!?"

The boat boss put away his cell phone, waved his hand, and said proudly: "The bigger the wind and waves, the more expensive the fish."

"Go to sea!!"

Compared with land, the weather at sea is more treacherous, and the weather changes at any time.

It is normal to encounter wind and waves at sea.

If you are afraid of wind and waves, you will give up going to sea.

Might as well get off the boat and go ashore to twist the screws.

That's safe.

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