To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

Three-day-off.

It’s gone in the blink of an eye.

After the typhoon passed, the capital finally cleared the clouds and saw the light again.

The island country’s patrol ship incident is still causing a stir on the Internet.

Because of the country's tough attitude, the island countries have relented and agreed to some conditions one after another.

The ship boss will be able to get the relevant compensation soon.

However, this matter has little to do with Pan Dou.

Although he plays a promoter who creates a butterfly effect in it.

But essentially he didn't have much to do with it.

Therefore, I was not besieged at home by reporters or besieged by long guns and short cannons.

Classes are still open as usual.

Pan Dou's mother rides an eDonkey to take Pan Dou to school.

There are actually quite a lot of travel tools in his family.

Go up to the Volkswagen sedan and go down to the Yadi electric donkey.

Depending on the road conditions and weather, drive whichever is more convenient.

Because the school has just started, there are so many students, causing a congestion of cars and e-mules at the school gate.

So Pan Dou simply got off the bus not far from the school gate.

"Son, remember to listen to the lectures, study hard, and don't be lazy."

"I know, bye Mom."

Pan Dou stretched out, waved goodbye to his mother, and then walked towards the school gate with his hands in his pockets.

At this time, Manager Gong of the brokerage company, who had been waiting in the car for a long time, quickly sent a message to the company's small influencers after discovering Pan Dou's presence.

After the little internet celebrity who was checking in nearby received the news, his eyes lit up and he led his little teddy to the school gate.

Woof woof~

Along the way, the teddy dog ​​barked at the parents and students, making everyone retreat in horror.

Many parents here could kick Teddy to death.

But they were here to send their children to school, and in line with the mentality that doing more is worse than doing less, they all frowned and made way for Teddy and the little internet celebrity.

"I'm sorry, my dog ​​is feeling a little unwell today, so he was a little stressed and scared everyone. I'm really sorry."

The little internet celebrity held up a selfie stick and led Teddy forward, apologizing as he walked.

Be sincere.

very polite.

But in fact, she was secretly proud of herself. She had already expected that there would be crowds of people at the school gate when the new semester started, so she deliberately led Teddy out and asked Teddy to help clear the way, so that she could get to Pan Dou as quickly as possible. heat.

In order not to let Pan Dou enter the school and miss this opportunity for popularity that the company helped plan.

Moreover, her sincere apology not only easily won the forgiveness of passers-by, but also made the audience in the live broadcast room express their understanding.

It won't cause a storm of public opinion.

Internet celebrities like them don’t have great wisdom, but they are full of tricks.

"The anchor is really kind-hearted."

"The dog is not feeling well, no wonder the anchor."

"I feel sorry for the dog."

Netizens in the live broadcast room were indeed fooled and expressed their understanding.

The dog is not feeling well, so I can’t blame him for being so manic.

When passers-by saw that the little girl had apologized and her attitude was sincere, it was hard to fault her, so they didn't care too much.

So, the little internet celebrity made it all the way to the school gate smoothly.

"Look, everyone, this is Yucai Primary School where Brother Dou is currently studying. My family lives nearby and I often pass by it when I walk my dog ​​in the morning. Today is the official start of school, and you can see many parents and cute children."

"Look, someone is setting up a stall here to sell chickens. Wow, there are many children buying..."

The little internet celebrity searched for traces of Pan Dou in the crowd, and at the same time opened his mouth to introduce the situation around Yucai Primary School.

I have to say that Manager Gong is quite capable.

When selecting popular internet celebrities, we specifically selected those who live not far from Yucai Primary School.

In this way, it becomes reasonable and less annoying for small influencers to stop by to check in.

After all, an Internet celebrity check-in point appeared near my home.

As a nearby resident, it is only natural to check in.

Netizens can understand it if they put it in.

"I wonder if Brother Dou comes to school now? I am his little fan girl. I really want to meet him and take a photo with him..."

Soon, the little internet celebrity discovered Pan Dou's figure. He perked up, suppressed the excitement in his heart, kept talking, and tried his best to pave the way for the rationality of "encountering" Pan Dou in the live broadcast room.

At the same time, he raised his mobile phone and reminded netizens: "I will raise it higher and help everyone to see if Brother Dou is there? If not, I will take you to other places to see the nearby scenery."

Then she slowly circled the camera of the live broadcast room two or three times above her head, deliberately staying near Pan Dou's figure for two or three seconds.

Sharp-eyed netizens quickly discovered the existence of Pan Dou.

"Fuck, I saw Brother Dou."

"Oh, let me go, it's really Brother Dou."

"You won't admit the wrong person, will you?"

"Brother Dou is my father, can I admit my mistake!?"

"Dad? What do you mean!?"

"The dialect in the Guangdong and Guangxi areas means dad."

"Haha, congratulations to Brother Dou for your new nickname."

"Old cousin, come over and play. I'll treat you to some plain-cut chicken. My family owns a hilltop and has a lot of free-range three-yellow chickens."

“How many times have I told you that Qingyuan chicken is the only way to make plain-cut chicken authentic (annoying)!!”

"I, Wenchangji, are not convinced."

"If you tell me, I can already guess where the three of them are from without looking at their IP addresses."

"Haha, it's so obvious."

The moment I saw Pan Dou, the entire live broadcast world became lively.

Just like an old man who went out for a walk in the early morning and suddenly saw a girl in cool clothes posing coquettishly in front of the camera, his whole body suddenly became excited, and all his sleepiness disappeared.

"Have you really seen Brother Dou? Where is Brother Dou? I want to take a photo with him. I am his little fan girl. I have been watching his related videos for the past two days. I have always dreamed of meeting him. This kid is so attractive. People are rare.”

The little internet celebrity pretended to take a look at the barrage and saw that someone had discovered Pan Dou's trace. He immediately asked about Pan Dou's trace in surprise.

Her joy was all from the bottom of her heart, a sense of accomplishment that her little plan had succeeded.

With just a simple operation, she created the impression that it was netizens who took her to find Pan Dou, rather than her deliberately looking for Pan Dou to gain popularity.

In this way, it can not only increase the sense of participation of netizens, but also hide her utilitarianism so that she will not be annoying.

Best of both worlds.

I have to say, she is quite clever.

No wonder he was favored by Manager Gong.

"I saw it, I saw it, oh, it's really Brother Dou, I never thought I was so lucky."

The little internet celebrity's face was full of surprise, and she was laughing even more in her heart. It was finally my sister's turn to be rich and famous! !

"Let's go take a photo with Brother Dou, but Brother Dou has to go to school, so we can't delay him too much, so just take a photo with him."

She pulled Teddy and walked quickly towards Pan Dou. At the same time, she said "understanding" words, trying to create a mature, sensible and refreshing female persona.

Looking at Pan Dou not far away, a glimmer of pride flashed in her eyes, and she felt complacent in her heart. She was already imagining the scene of friendly interaction with Pan Dou.

With my sister's wisdom, she can fool the majority of netizens, but she still can't control a little brat! ?

Only a flower in the greenhouse like Zhao Xinyi would be stabbed to death by a child.

A queen like me, who has been on the battlefield for a long time and is weather-beaten, can take care of a little brat in a matter of minutes and make him confused.

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