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Woof woof~

Everyone was stunned. Only Teddy reacted. He jumped up, arched his waist, tightened the leash and barked at Pan Dou.

"What are you doing? Aren't you going to pet the dog? Why are you hitting it!?"

The little internet celebrity was awakened by the barking of a dog and was a little angry.

Why is this kid so naughty!

He said he was touching her, but he slapped her with his backhand.

Other parents watching the show also looked weird.

Pan Dou spread his little hands with an innocent face, "It barked very fiercely along the way. I was afraid that it would bite me, so I slapped it in the face first to give it a disgrace, kill its prestige, and let it know my power." sharp."

"That way it won't bite me when I pet it again."

"..."

The little internet celebrity almost collapsed.

You were afraid of being bitten so you slapped it! ?

What a messy idea!

The parents who were watching were filled with suppressed laughter. Pan Dou’s statement was so funny.

"It's bad, I actually think Brother Dou is right."

"Haha, it's intentional. Brother Dou is 100% intentional."

"The anchors are confused!"

"Haha, Brother Dou is so bad."

"Emperor Dou Tian suppressed the Black Emperor with his backhand."

“Checking in famous scenes~”

"The dog is so unjust!!"

"Who told it to scream so happily just now? It's getting retribution now."

"Brother Dou: Who is barking here!?"

"Teddy: woof woof~"

"Pah~ Brother Dou gave me a backhand slap: Don't scream at me here."

"Haha, I knew Brother Dou wouldn't let me down. I was laughing so hard."

After hearing Pan Dou’s explanation, netizens laughed like crazy.

The little internet celebrity was a little tearful. After all, she underestimated Pan Dou's naughty nature.

After three consecutive kills, she almost broke her defense.

She very much doubted that Pan Dou had never thought of touching Teddy's head from beginning to end, he just wanted to slap him.

"Auntie, it screams so fiercely. Did I hurt it by beating it? Come, let me hug it and comfort it."

Pan Dou's little face was full of apologies, and he opened his arms to hug Teddy who was barking.

Most of these small dogs have a dog-like personality.

Once separated from its owner, it will immediately become a good baby.

The same goes for the teddy in front of me. After being picked up by Pan Dou, the teddy that was barking suddenly became at a loss. It calmed down obediently, gently stuck out its tongue, and looked at him pitifully with its two dog eyes. The master avoided looking at Pan Dou.

As if Pan Dou is some kind of big devil.

"Haha, this teddy is too stubborn. He screamed so fiercely just now. He immediately turned off the car when he was hugged."

"The power of a dog against a human is clearly reflected in it."

“The Current State of Keyboard Warriors.”

"Brother Dou: Can you try barking my dog ​​again!?"

"The Black Emperor doesn't even dare to fart in front of Emperor Dou."

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"The first one is strong and the second one is respectful. It makes people laugh when they think about it."

"Fuck, cultural people are different. Unlike me, I can only say 'fuck'."

"But I'm uneducated, so I can talk the world with just one word."

"I'm better than you, I can also say 'fuck'..."

Seeing Teddy's attitude change so drastically, netizens immediately laughed and sent comments and jokes in the live broadcast room.

Manager Gong, who was watching the live broadcast in the car, was ecstatic.

It took just over ten minutes for Pan Dou to be in the frame.

The real-time number of people in the small internet celebrity's live broadcast room directly increased by more than 10,000.

After hearing the news, a large number of netizens came to watch Pan Dou's performance.

The heat is ridiculously high.

He felt a little regretful. If he could sign Pan Dou, there would be no need to use such dirty tricks to gain popularity.

You can directly co-star clearly and legitimately.

Just rub it openly.

Pity.

However, they can't eat cake and drink soup.

Although from the live broadcast, he had predicted that the small Internet celebrity would not be able to compete with Pan Dou.

But it’s not a loss if you can use this to gain some popularity.

Just treat it like making a fool of yourself and buying hot searches.

Celebrities even walk on the red carpet to deliberately expose themselves and attract attention.

What does it matter if their little internet celebrity is a little ugly?

Getting the heat is the most important thing.

"The dog is so good, my brother will take you flying~"

Pan Dou held the well-behaved Teddy in his arms, narrowed his eyes, and smiled like a little devil. Then he lifted the Teddy up and spun around in circles.

The children were holding their dogs and playing in circles at the school gate, which looked so beautiful.

The surrounding parents couldn't help but smile like their aunts, and looked at this heartwarming scene with soft eyes.

The little internet celebrity also breathed a sigh of relief, this little kid finally looked like a normal child.

"The magic of love goes round and round~"

"Damn it, how can you make this comment sound!?"

"This is the heartwarming scene that everyone was looking forward to in the first place."

"How wonderful!"

"I never thought that I, Emperor Dou, also have a gentle side."

"As a child, no matter how Tao Tao, he still has his own innocence."

"I miss my Rhubarb. Every time I came back from school when I was a child, it would always be the first to rush out to greet me. Unfortunately, it died of illness when I was ten years old."

"Dogs want to listen to dog songs~"

"Damn it, don't talk, we're on our own."

"Wow, every time I hear this sentence, I always feel inexplicably sad."

"Okay, okay, it brings back my sadness, doesn't it? Hand over your address and I'll mail you some souvenirs."

Netizens watching this scene in the live broadcast room also expressed emotion.

This is extremely rare in Pan Dou's live broadcast.

Sure enough, beautiful things can always resonate with people in an instant.

Woof woof, don't be moved anymore, my dog, my brain will be shaken evenly.

Help me! !

As Pan Dou circled wildly, Teddy's eyes rolled around, his tongue hung out of the corner of his mouth, and his limbs were weak, as if he had been anesthetized.

"Auntie, I have to go to class. I'll give this dog back to you."

Two minutes later, Pan Dou finally stopped, with a clean and innocent smile on his face. He stuffed the dead dog-like Teddy into the little internet celebrity's arms and waved goodbye politely.

"Goodbye, Brother Dou, study hard~"

The little internet celebrity didn't have time to check Teddy's condition, so he took the time to say goodbye to Pan Dou, and at the same time sent some well-intentioned blessings, trying to create his own personality as a positive anchor.

She glanced at the live broadcast room from the corner of her eye and saw a flood of barrages, and she felt happy. Although there was a little hiccup in the process of gaining popularity this time, the result was good.

The popularity of the live broadcast room has increased a lot.

No loss, no loss.

She was very satisfied.

Moreover, after this meeting, it would make sense for her to "encounter" Pan Dou again next time she passes by.

From now on, you can enjoy the Pan Dou heat in a steady stream.

Beautiful.

The more she thought about it, the more beautiful it became, and she almost laughed out loud.

Washed, washed, my brains were evenly shaken, but this bitch is still smiling.

My dog, I seem to see too much milk.

The Teddy in the little internet celebrity's arms had stars in his eyes, his tongue was drooping, he was dizzy, his stomach was churning, and there was a roaring sound in his lower abdomen.

I looked up at the sun, and suddenly, as if it was stimulated, it made a sudden "vomit" sound and vomited on the little internet celebrity.

The next second...

ah! !

The little internet celebrity's beauty turned pale and she made a sharp crackling sound.

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