To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

Jingle bell bell~

The class bell rang soon.

The primary school students rushed back to the classroom like swallows returning to their nests.

The captured rats were raised in trash cans at Pan Dou's suggestion.

The trash cans in the classroom are long gray flip-top trash cans that can only be pressed down from the outside but cannot be flushed out from the inside.

So if you put the big mouse in, you don't have to worry about it jumping out.

After things are settled properly.

Pan Dou yawned, as if pressing the shutdown button, and fell asleep directly on the table.

He didn't want to listen to a single minute of elementary school lessons.

At this time, a group of uninvited guests came into the classroom.

It is the all-star lineup of Yucai Primary School.

The principal, vice principal, dean of students, grade director, class teacher Zheng Qian, and well-known alumnus Zhao Xinyi and her photographer brother.

With the principal's persuasion, Zhao Xinyi finally accepted this task.

However, she has her word up front and will not interview Pan Dou, but will only be responsible for live broadcasting open classes.

She was frightened by Pan Dou.

The principal did not force it. His purpose was to take advantage of Pan Dou's high popularity to show the outside world the outdated environment of Yucai Primary School and gain a wave of attention.

He never imagined that one student alone would be able to raise funds for school repairs.

This is not realistic.

"Viewers, today we were invited to live broadcast a public class. Guess where this is?"

As soon as Zhao Xinyi and her photographer brother entered the door, they immediately saw Pan Dou sleeping on the table. Their eyes lit up and they immediately gave up their seats.

Focusing the camera on Pan Dou who was sleeping soundly, he wanted to capture the embarrassing scene.

Praying for rain saved you from disaster last time.

This time in front of so many teachers and directors, let’s see what you do.

She was gloating in her heart, and a confused smile appeared on her pretty face involuntarily.

"Fuck, Brother Dou!!!"

"Haha, Xinyi is here to challenge the big devil again."

"Anchor, climb over this mountain...and there is the next mountain."

"I just like the loser spirit of anchors who keep fighting and losing."

"Oh, Brother Dou is sleeping on the table."

"I asked why Xinyi suddenly smiled like a flower. It turned out to be because she grabbed Brother Dou's pigtail."

"Brother Dou: A sinister woman with no martial ethics, come on, lie! Come on, sneak attack! My seven-year-old primary school student."

"Brother Dou: Anchor, I advise you to use rat tail juice!!"

"Brother Dou: If you don't worship the emperor when you meet him, your true life will be lost. When I, Emperor Dou, wake up, I will have your juice to drink."

"Welcome to Brother Dou's live broadcast room. The anchor is currently sleeping, so please be patient."

"Xinyi: What, I have become an insignificant supporting role again!?"

"This aunt is so annoying. Why is she always blocking the anchor's camera (funny~)."

"Haha, grab the bamboo shoots!!"

Zhao Xinyi originally started broadcasting two days later. Netizens had already come in to watch the live broadcast excitedly, but they did not expect to see another special guest anchor Pan Dou.

The entire live broadcast room suddenly became excited. Everyone called for friends and invited their friends to come and watch the fun.

These two are so much fun together.

No one wants to miss a good show.

Zhao Xinyi glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room and realized that she had become the target of ridicule again. The corner of her mouth suddenly twitched, feeling hopeless.

She knew that even if she did not interview Pan Dou, as long as Pan Dou appeared in her live broadcast room, she would not be able to escape the fate of being ridiculed.

Who let her be stabbed to death by Pan Dou so many times!

So impressive.

During open classes, the head teacher came in through the front door, and the principal and others came in through the back door.

The principal saw Pan Dou sleeping on the table and was secretly amused. He stepped forward and patted her, "Classmate Pan Dou, classmate Pan Dou, class is here, wake up..."

"Don't make trouble, I just slept because of class. Who will sleep after class!?"

Pan Dou lay on his stomach and slapped the principal's hand away without raising his head.

"..."

The principal looked a little embarrassed. There is something wrong with this child's thinking!

"Haha, I was laughing so hard."

"As a college student, I think Brother Dou is right."

"Sleeping in class and playing after class, isn't that what everyone does?"

"Oh, let me go, college students already dare to come out to watch Brother Dou's live broadcast? Are you afraid that Brother Dou will curse you and make you lie in the hospital?"

"What are you afraid of? Brother Dou couldn't do anything to us last time."

"I'm a college student and I'm watching with my real name."

"Brother Dou, don't sleep anymore. Get up quickly and pray for rain. The military training will start again. I'm going to die from the sun."

"Brother Dou: I'm sleeping, don't disturb me!!"

In the live broadcast room, netizens were already laughing consciously.

"Classmate Pan Dou, wake up, wake up."

Seeing that Pan Dou ignored him, the principal had no choice but to provide wake-up service again.

The other school leaders had suppressed smiles on their faces.

That’s what it’s like for a first grader fresh out of kindergarten.

Very casual, very undisciplined, nothing unusual about what he does.

They really couldn't figure out why the principal dared to live broadcast the first-grade open class.

How courageous this is!

Freshmen will not care about your classes or leadership teachers.

Start the class however you want.

It is easy for open classes to become full of situations.

Yawn~

Being so noisy, Pan Dou couldn't sleep anymore. He could only yawn, stretch and sit up, and glanced at the person who disturbed his sleep.

Oh, it’s the principal! !

Take another look at Zhao Xinyi who is currently broadcasting.

He was angry and expressionless, "Very good, you already have a way to die."

"Kids Pan Dou, we meet again!"

When meeting acquaintances, Zhao Xinyi would always say hello politely and with a smile.

"Auntie, are you here to interview again!?"

A hint of cunning flashed in Zhao Xinyi's beautiful eyes, and she said in a way that treated the other person the same way she did: "Guess!!"

She was secretly proud, now it depends on how you interpret it.

It must be very uncomfortable to be stabbed to death by your own words!

As a child, would you cry?

If she cried, Zhao Xinyi would have regained her composure in front of a crowd of netizens.

"Oh, let me go, my Xinyi has become smarter."

"It's bad, the anchor has learned something from Brother Dou."

"Xinyi: Do you know how I spent the past two days after I disappeared!?"

"Playing with Blue Moon!?"

"Damn it, could it be that anchor Long Chang has enlightened himself!?"

Netizens were shocked when they saw that Zhao Xinyi did not come up for an interview as stupidly as before.

Their smart anchor has become smarter.

Pan Dou glanced at her with a strange look, spread his hands and said, "Auntie, do you think I can guess?"

"Well……"

Zhao Xinyi's smile froze, could she still answer like this?

This is a rogue thing!

This must be a rogue act! !

But it wasn't over yet. Pan Dou took a deep breath and then said like a machine gun: "Guess, I guess, do you guess!?"

"You guess, I guess, you guess, I guess, do you guess?"

"You guess, I guess, you guess, I guess, you guess, I guess, don't you guess!?"

"Guess, I guess, you guess, I guess, you guess, I guess, can you guess!?"

…

"You guess, I guess, you guess, I guess, you guess...I guess, you guess, I guess, you guess, I guess, do you guess?"

He spoke a lot of tongue twisters in one breath, and finally asked without finishing his thoughts: "Auntie, do you think I can guess or not!?"

I guess you are a big-headed ghost! !

Zhao Xinyi almost collapsed, she shouldn't have talked to Pan Dou.

I'm so stupid, really. I only knew that Pan Dou would tease me in interviews and be aggressive. I didn't know that I would also be teased in daily conversations.

How stupid I am, really! !

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