To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

The crocodile caught it!

When the principal and others saw the firefighters carrying the big crocodile out, they were immediately overjoyed.

Captain Chen had a dark face and asked, "Principal Dong, why didn't you tell us in advance that the crocodile's mouth was sealed?"

"ah!?"

The principal is stupid.

Is the crocodile's mouth gagged?

I do not know how?

He rushed out of the office and ordered Pan Dou and the others to stay away from the crocodile.

Before he could even take a breath, he was chased by a crocodile.

It can be said that he never carefully observed the crocodile from beginning to end.

So I had no idea that the crocodile was gagged.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have almost run away and died.

"You don't know?"

Seeing the confused look on the principal's face, Captain Chen immediately realized that he might have misunderstood.

Principal Dong did not know the specific condition of the crocodile.

"Where did this crocodile come from?"

Team Chen finally asked helplessly.

They sent the police not only to catch the crocodile, but also to figure out its origin and prevent similar things from happening again.

"It was brought by one of my students."

The principal replied with the same helplessness.

"Brought by the students?"

Team Chen and Team Ma were both startled. If they weren't dazzled, this should be a primary school, right?

In other words, a primary school student brings a large crocodile to school?

Their faces were filled with disbelief. 220Are today’s primary school students so aggressive?

"Please call him over and let's ask him some questions."

The two looked at each other, still investigating the case was more important.

"Please follow me."

The principal led the way, all the way to the third grade class.

"Principal, are you okay?"

Zheng Qian, the head teacher, saw the principal coming and quickly asked with concern.

At the same time, I feel a little regretful that I can no longer use the elegiac couplet I wrote.

His literary talent was wasted.

"It's just a fall, it's not a problem."

Thinking of being chased by a gagged crocodile, the principal suddenly blushed and said quickly: "Comrade police want to ask something about the crocodile. Call Pan Dou out."

"Please wait."

Zheng Qian immediately went back to the classroom to call someone.

Soon, Pan Dou put his hands in his pockets and followed Zheng Qian with an innocent expression on his face.

Looking at Pan Dou who seemed to be okay, the principal suddenly felt a headache.

This damn kid has turned the school upside down, but he seems to be nothing.

So angry.

"Principal, are you looking for me?"

Pan Dou blinked, his face full of innocence.

"Pan Dou, the police comrade has something to ask you, and you have to answer it truthfully, you know?"

The principal's mouth twitched, "Just pretend to be innocent. Don't I know what's going on with you?"

He is simply a real demon king!!

"He brought the crocodile (agcj)?"

Team Chen looked at Pan Dou with astonishment on his face [looked up at the classroom door number——

Class 1, Grade 1!!

It is now September and elementary school has just started.

In other words, the primary school student in front of me is a child who has just graduated from kindergarten to first grade?

And this kid actually brought such a big crocodile to school?

He blinked violently, feeling that the world was a bit magical.

"He did bring it."

The principal sighed sadly.

Yesterday it was a snake, today it is a crocodile, what will it be tomorrow?

Tiger lion?

The future is uncertain.

He doubted whether Pan Dou would bring an atomic bomb to school one day.

Thinking this way, he became even more painful.

The principal of this elementary school is not appropriate!

A salary of 10,000 yuan is life-threatening!

After receiving a positive reply from the principal, Team Chen and Team Ma were shocked at the same time.

The big crocodile was actually brought here by a first-year freshman.

Are today’s primary school students already so energetic?

Is the world changing too fast and they can't keep up with the times?

"Pan Dou, how can you take a crocodile to school?"

Looking at Pan Dou, the principal's face was full of resentment, as if she was a resentful woman who had been holding back for five hundred years.

"Why not?"

Pan Dou was puzzled, "Principal, didn't you say yesterday that fish can be kept as pets?"

"Uh...is a crocodile a fish?"

"Isn't a crocodile a fish?"

The principal and Pan Dou stared at each other.

"A crocodile is not a fish."

The principal said angrily: "Crocodiles are reptiles, not fish.

"Then why is it called a crocodile?"

Pan Dou tilted his head, his face full of curiosity.

"You don't care why it's called a crocodile, but it's not a fish."

The principal was too lazy to talk nonsense with Pan Dou and directly defined it.

Pan Dou nodded understandingly, "It turns out that crocodiles are just like me playing games. People and horses are not horses, so crocodiles are not fish either."

Looking at the principal and primary school students debating, Captain Chen and Captain Ma twitched their lips.

You guys are so funny.

Team Chen squatted down, coughed lightly, and put on a gentle smile on his face, "Kid, uncle wants to ask you a question, where did this crocodile come from?"

"Picked it up on the road. 17

Pan Dou tells the truth.

"ah!?"

Captain Chen was stunned for a moment. Can he still pick up crocodiles on the road?

Why, can mobs be randomly born in the capital now?

"The crocodile fell from a truck. When I saw it, I was afraid it might hurt someone, so I picked it up.

Pan Dou told the whole story with an innocent face.

"Pan Dou, why didn't you call the police?"

The principal couldn't help but ask.

"I also wanted to call the police, but I couldn't.

Pan Dou spread his hands and said confidently: "I wanted to hand over the things I picked up to the police, but there was no one around at the time, I didn't have a mobile phone, and I was anxious to go to school, so I brought the crocodile with me. You can leave it to the principal to handle."

I'll deal with you uncle!!

The principal's face turned green. Yesterday's snake said it was giving him palms and eyes, and today's crocodile said it was for him to help deal with.

Do you think I am a superman and can drive anything?

"Pan Dou, crocodiles are so dangerous, why did you bring them to school? What if they hurt someone?"

The head teacher Zheng Qian scolded angrily.

You naughty kid is still reasonable.

"Can this thing hurt people?"

Pan Dou seemed surprised, his eyes widened, and said: "The crocodile's mouth was sealed, and I wrapped it around with a rope several times. It couldn't bite anyone at all. When I saw it on the road, I killed it with one kick." After I let him go, I still rode him to school. He didn't resist at all and was very well-behaved."

"Teacher, can this thing really hurt people?"

Team Chen's mouth twitched, "You will make me look stupid."

Judging from the situation, he should be the only injured person today.

Thinking of this, he felt a little sad.

The other police officers had suppressed smiles on their faces.

The crocodile, which could be defeated by elementary school students, actually defeated their captain.

If you tell me, you will laugh to death.

"DB...

The horse team of the fire brigade was also a little embarrassed. They had to be fully armed and carefully capture the crocodile that was knocked over by a primary school student.

In comparison, how embarrassing!

The principal looked even more aggrieved.

Recalling that he was chased by a crocodile, the teachers and students in the school laughed.

In the end, I discovered that it was actually a crocodile that even a first-year student could easily defeat.

If word gets out, does he still want the face of the principal?

Ahem, it seems that I have lost my face for a long time.

It's okay, okay, luckily I've been embarrassed a lot.

It won't be so embarrassing.

When the principal counted to the end, he found that he had so many lice that he was no longer afraid of itching.

Does he have to thank Pan Dou for giving him a series of desensitization "treatments"?

While they were talking.

When the man in the guard room saw that the matter had been resolved, he immediately picked up the phone quietly and dialed:

"Hey, is this the Beijing Daily? I want to provide you with news..."

"Hey, is this the Beijing Youth Daily? I want to provide you with news..."

"Hey, it's Beijing..."

The uncle directly sold the things that happened in the school to three companies and made a lot of money.

He put down the phone and looked at the backs of the principal and others in the distance, his face full of pain.

Principal, I don’t want to reveal your embarrassing story.

But they gave too much.

The little sister in the foot bath shop is still waiting for me to save her.

Sorry.

Actually.

I earned this money very painfully. .