To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

When Pan Dou and two friends were planning a money-making plan in school.

The major newspapers that got the news from the janitor have already taken action.

It was already a gimmick for primary school students to bring crocodiles to school.

And when this primary school student is Pan Dou.

This gimmick exploded.

Nowadays, people in the field of reporters in Beijing.

Who doesn’t know Pan Dou’s famous name?

This young man was the one who directly brought Zhao Xinyi to Beijing Daily.

It is very popular on the Internet.

Almost all the news about him is popular.

It can be called the most popular little prince.

It can be said that as long as you get involved with Pan Dou, it is basically equivalent to locking in a hot search in advance.

This kind of money-making business is something everyone wants to do.

It's just that Zhao Xinyi was in a first-come-first-served position, and other newspapers couldn't get involved.

Now that the uncle's revelations are clear, no newspaper has published it first.

Then everyone can use their own abilities to grab the news hot spots "220" as soon as possible.

Moreover, astute reporters have discovered that the image of a primary school student riding a crocodile that has just been circulated on the Internet is likely to be Pan Dou.

In other words, this news has already been warmed up.

Just add the hot spot of Pan Dou.

It is 100% able to arouse the interest of netizens.

Thinking of this, they went out to look for materials with excitement.

If they get a hot search news, their performance can be greatly improved.

It depends on whether you eat wild vegetables or Haidilao this month.

So, just like the eight immortals crossing the sea to show their magical powers, they all used their connections to interview the captain who was on duty at the time from the police and fire brigade.

They also obtained from them the images captured by the law enforcement recorders when the police were dispatched.

Of course, the images in Team Chen's hands have been edited.

The fact that he was fucked by a crocodile can only be known to insiders and must not be spread out.

The Beijing Daily, which was very familiar with the school, called the principal to ask for the school surveillance video.

The principal cursed and cursed, and finally only handed over part of the surveillance video under the pressure of the supervisor of the Beijing Daily.

Anyway, videos related to him being knocked down by a crocodile are prohibited from being disseminated by him.

Spreading in schools is devastating enough.

If it's posted online again... he'll probably become one of the materials for ghosts and beasts again.

This kind of humiliating thing must never happen again.

Of course, even if he didn't give it, the newspaper would still have a way to get a similar video.

After all, there were so many teachers watching at that time. In this era of casual recording of life, there will always be someone who will take pictures of the whole process.

As a result, things that the principal tried every means to hide were revealed.

The scene where he was chased by a crocodile and finally arrived was faithfully presented to netizens.

Finally, with the efforts of major newspapers.

News reports about Pan Dou riding a crocodile to school have emerged one after another.

Pan Dou is now as popular as a star himself.

And photos of primary school students riding crocodiles to school have already gone viral on the Internet.

Therefore, as soon as these news were reported, they immediately attracted a large number of netizens to watch.

"Oh, let me go, is it my Brother Dou who did this again?"

"Haha, I was looking at the photo of a primary school student riding a crocodile to school, and I was still thinking about which primary school student was so fierce. Now when I see it is Brother Dou, I am not surprised at all, nor am I not surprised at all."

"Because my brother Dou is really capable of doing such eye-catching things."

"Someone else did this: Damn, this person is so awesome!

Brother Dou did this: basic practice, don’t 6. "

"Brother Dou, what kind of luck is this? You can pick up a big crocodile on the way to school."

"I, Emperor Dou, am a person favored by God, and I am destined to be even more invincible in this life."

"Brother Dou, you're awesome!"

"Damn it, my Brother Dou is on the hot list again?"

"Could it be that I, Brother Dou, am the legendary innate internet celebrity holy body?"

"Innate internet celebrity holy body!? Is this the physique of Emperor Dou Tian?"

"Jie Jie, I, Emperor Dou, is a systematic person. I am building my reputation to become the emperor. The more people know him, the higher his cultivation level will be."

"Incense becomes a divine way?"

"Am I a big star?"

"Principal, why do you always appear?"

"Principal: You ask me, who should I ask?"

"Haha, it chases him, he runs away, he can't fly without wings."

"The principal was probably scared to death at that time."

"With such a big crocodile pressing down on me, no one would be scared to pee!"

"Damn it, the scene when Brother Dou puts his hands in his pockets and rides a crocodile into the school gate is so cool."

"Emperor Dou Tian: That year, I put my hands in my pockets and didn't know what my opponent was."

"Brother Dou: Principal, do you think I brought you a big treasure?"

"Everything starts from when Brother Dou was woken up by the principal while he was sleeping in class."

"Principal, tell me, why did you provoke him?"

"Principal: If God gives me another chance, I will say to classmate Pan Dou: 'Brother Dou, the desk is hard and it is uncomfortable to sleep on. I will give you a soft pillow.

Seeing the scene where the principal was chased by a crocodile, netizens laughed like crazy.

Pan Dou never disappoints them.

It can be said that as long as Pan Dou appears in the news, they can laugh all day long.

Pan Dou has gradually become their source of happiness.

Now, they are kind of looking forward to Pan Dou being a hot search topic every day and saving all kinds of unhappiness...

What they didn't expect was that after making their wish in the morning, it came true before noon.

However, it is not Pan Dou who is trending, but the accusation video uploaded by a college student——

"Family members, who knew that I could be shot while lying in the dormitory!?"

In the video, college students recounted exactly what happened to them.

It turned out that the big crocodile Pan Dou picked up on the way was the college student's pet. He originally kept it in his dormitory, but as the crocodile got bigger and bigger, it happened to be raided by universities across the city to inspect dormitories.

So after thinking about it, he directly called a truck and prepared to take the crocodile back home.

No one would have thought that the crocodile would fall due to road conditions on the way, and then fall into the hands of Pan Dou, and then become famous on the Internet.

In the end, the police found him based on clues, which also revealed that he kept crocodiles in the university dormitory.

As a result, while he was lying in his dormitory and scrolling through Douyin, he was directly criticized by the school and given a warning.

He was confused the whole time and didn't know why.

The end of the video is the multimedia screen used by the school to report criticism. The scroll wheel on it displays the reported criticism and disciplinary warnings about college students.

"Haha, I was laughing so hard."

"Damn it, damn it. 11

"I have the style of the Dou Tiandi."

"Keeping crocodiles in the dormitory? You are really awesome!"

"Blogger, please ask your roommate to come out and say something. I'm a little scared."

"There are no roommates left, there are not enough to feed the crocodiles."

"Roommate: Family members, who will speak for us!!"

"Kaiselu: I'm coming!"

5.4 "Congratulations on not only receiving criticism and warning from the whole school, but also unfortunately being cursed by Brother Dou. 11

"And you, my friend, you are the real hero. Thank you for bearing the Curse of Brother Dou this time."

"What a loss to you."

"I'm already very sad, and you still want to rub salt into my wounds. All I can say is you did a great job."

"Hey, isn't this a college student? What? Are you being targeted by Brother Dou again?"

"Haha, do I, Brother Dou, have any objections to college students?"

This video quickly shot up the hot list due to the ridiculous reasons for criticism and Pan Dou's name.

Netizens praised it as awesome after reading it.

Raising crocodiles in their dormitory, they never imagined that such a ridiculous thing would happen in the world.

Sure enough, only novels need to talk about logic, but reality does not.

Even novel authors dare not write about the magic of reality.

Who will believe it if it is written?

It happened in reality. .