Tokusatsu Edit: Take stock of special moves!

Chapter 0069 Since you can’t be a funny artist, you can only go home and inherit trillions of family property!!!

【Old Demon World】

“Not only the elderly, but also young people should pay attention to calcium supplementation?”

“It’s really important.”

Looking at the introduction of the video, the old demon king also nodded with great feelings, and then slowly spoke: “I hope that the young me can read this introduction seriously.” ”

【Ex—Aid World】

Department of Pediatrics, Shengdu University Affiliated Hospital.

“That’s right! Pay attention to the health of your bones, and you must start to grasp it when you are a child, and read the introduction of the video, said Baosheng Yongmeng, who is a doctor. ”

After speaking, he looked at the children in the ward who had been infected with game disease: “Don’t worry, I will definitely cure you and let you thrive!” ”

【Denwang World】

Time and space train electric train.

“Kick? Whahahaha! ”

“Is this video another unlucky bastard?”

“That’s nice!”

Tautaros looked at the screen in front of him excitedly: “Uncle Ben likes to watch stupid humans make ugly the most!” ”

“Another unlucky bastard?”

Hearing Momotaros say this, Ryotaro also smiled bitterly and pouted: “Why do you say another word?” Who is the other unlucky bastard? It shouldn’t be me…”

【Sword World】

Tachibana senpai’s house.

“Tachibana senpai! I think this video introduction makes sense! ”

“Even ordinary people should pay attention to calcium intake to maintain bone health, and as Kamen Riders, we should pay more attention!”

“After this video is over, let’s go buy a bottle of calcium tablets!”

Being introduced by the video, Kenzaki also thought of this very naturally.

“A bottle?”

Senior Tachibana, on the other hand, looked at Kenzaki angrily and funny: “Why a bottle?” Can’t you even get the money to buy two bottles of calcium tablets? ”

“Uh… This…”

“You know… After I was expelled…”

Hearing Senior Tachibana say this, Kenzaki was also silent for an instant.

Because he is so poor, let alone the high rent, he can’t even pay for the motorcycle now.

And every week I come to Tachibana Senpai’s house to watch videos, in addition to studying, I also come because I can rub a meal.

In this way, in Kenzaki’s silence, the video he began to play again.

【Video starts playing】

The first thing that catches the eyes of the audience in each of the 03 worlds is a world full of tall buildings.

All kinds of spaceships also sail in the air in an orderly manner.

Then, to the sound of cheerful horns, the picture switches to a close-up view.

A sign reading ‘Laughing Dreamland’ also appears in the center of the screen.

“Sorry! Please let it go! ”

“Jingle bells—”

The camera zooms out, and in the lively crowd, or people are riding bicycles, ringing bells while anxious to the amusement park.

“Yui, good morning!”

“Hahh… Hahh… Hahh…”

After parking the bicycle, or people running briskly, they greet Shumachia in the amusement park.

At this moment, the audiences of various worlds also recognized the identity of the person.

【Empty My World】

Metropolitan Police Department.

“Ichi-san, I should be right!”

Looking at the person riding a bicycle or person in the video, Wushiro looked at the one next to him in disbelief: “Isn’t that the president of Feidian Group?” ”

“Why did he ride his bike to the amusement park…”

“Moreover, there will already be so many spaceships tomorrow!”

Asked by the fifth generation, he was silent for a while: “This. Maybe he prefers antiques…”

【Koto World】

Famous Mendiskabir mansion.

“Obviously as the president, do you still travel on your bicycle?”

The elderly servant looked at the person in the video and was very moved: “If only my young master knew how to be so frugal!” ”

【Video continues to play】

The camera switches to the center of the stage of the amusement park.

“Snap pat pop pat-”

Amid enthusiastic applause, or people wearing oversized suits that obviously don’t match their figures, shouting and running to the front of the stage from behind the scenes!

“Hello everyone↑11 Oooooo

After running to the center of the stage, people also opened their arms in excitement!

“I’m or human uh-huh-h-1 hmm-”

After greeting the audience with extremely exaggerated expressions and tones, or people also put on a signature pose!

“Good!”

Group leave!

Then people start telling jokes to the audience!

“I walked down the road with a bag of oysters, walking ~ walking and walking ~”

“The oyster bag is broken, and the oyster falls to the ground!”

“Fell into the mud~soil~inside~”

“What is this called? Did you know? ”

After speaking, or people looked at the audience with very expectant eyes, and at this moment, audiences from all worlds also guessed this

The answer to the question!

【W World】

“Oysters fell into the dirt? What does that mean? ”

As a detective, Shotaro’s desire for answers also exploded instantly: “Abominable! Brain, give me a quick thought! ”

Philip on the other side closed his eyes a little and quickly came up with the answer: “What a cold joke…”

【000 World】

Next to a convenience store.

“Huh? This question seems a bit interesting! ”

Looking at the person in the video, Anku took a bite of the popsicle and looked at Eiji next to him: “Do you know what the answer is?” Eiji! ”

“Uh… Let me think…”

Then, Eiji also lowered his head and kept thinking.

“Huh? Is that so? ”

A moment later, Eiji’s eyes widened in surprise.

“What is it?”

“Tell me quickly!”

Anku looked at Eiji with interest.

And Anku was forced to ask, and Eiji was also anxious to say the answer in his mind: “Consume mud!” (I like you so much)

“Snap!”

“What did you say?! Just tell me again and try it?! ”

And listening to Eiji’s words, the popsicle in Anku’s hand also fell to the ground instantly.

“Huh? Like you so much? ”

“No, no, no! I didn’t mean that! ”

And Yingji, who finally reacted, also quickly waved his hand to explain.

【Zero One World】

Artificial intelligence secret service A.I.MA.S.

“Heyhahahaha… Hahahaha…”

“No more! It’s just so funny! Hahahaha…”

After watching the cold jokes of the people, all the team members looked at the captain with strange expressions.

One of the team members also walked in front of Unbreakable: “Captain, is that joke really that funny?” ”

【Video continues to play】

After a few seconds of waiting, or people also announced the answer loudly.

“Oysters love mud!”

“The answer is that oysters love mud! What do you think! Didn’t guess it! ”

They are very satisfied with their jokes, or people look at the audience proudly.

“Huh?!”

Subsequently, the person’s expression also became as uncomfortable as eating Olli!

Because, just after asking his own questions, almost all of those audience members left!

And the remaining few children were also absent-mindedly eating ice cream, and did not pay attention to the performance of people at all!

Immediately afterwards, the camera switches again.

The manager of the amusement park also stood next to the orifice, and spoke like a god of death: “Orren, you have been fired.” ”

“Huh?!”

After hearing this news, or the person’s expression also becomes like… Took another bite of Ollie to give the same!

He grabbed the manager’s shoulder with a desperate look: “That kind of thing, Yada yo//~~” (don’t)

The manager, on the other hand, looked calm: “Times have changed (eating stool), or people.” ”

“Now is indeed the time of Shumagia…”

At the same time, the sound of the stage also reached the ears of the person and manager again.

“Then next, invite the next funny artist to appear!”

“Applause welcome!”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Afterwards, in the atmosphere of gongs and drums, firecrackers, crowds of people, and red flags.

A funny artist wearing suspenders, whose abdomen is torn by Taro because of (muscle), also trots enthusiastically!

And people from afar are also unhappy to see that Abs Tearing Taro is so popular (× Yiyi)

“How can artificial intelligence know more about laughter than humans?”

Subsequently, the abs tore Taro and also began his performance!

“Abdomen ~ muscles ~ power!”

“Boom!”

After shouting the name of his move, the abs tore Taro’s abs, and actually burst directly in front of everyone, revealing the mechanical parts inside!

After seeing this trick, the audience below actually began to applaud warmly: “No!” Really fake! ”

Or people, even more desperate, kneeling on the ground: “In this way, I can’t even afford to eat!” ”

【Empty My World】

Metropolitan Police Department.

“Come on! Or people! ”

Seeing or being so down, the enthusiastic fifth generation couldn’t help but like the video: “Even if you have to work part-time next, you must stick to your dreams!” ”

【Faiz World】

Western laundry.

“Could it be that this person is the same as we were before?”

“Is it a very poor or person?”

Also very poor, as a migrant worker, Qian Qiao also looked at the person with great sympathy: “Or person, come on!” ”

【00O World】

“At least or maybe the person still has a bicycle…”

Seeing that he was so down, Anku instead looked at Eiji with contempt: “This guy is so poor that he can’t even afford popsicles!” ”

【Dragoon World】

Mirror World.

“Another poor bastard?”

After speaking, Akiyama-ren inadvertently glanced at Shinji: “Then again, your coat hasn’t been changed for a long time.” ”

“Really…”

And Shinji also turned old and blushed: “What’s wrong with being poor!” I at least fed Wushuanglong! ”

After that, Shinji also cheered for the person: “Come on! Or people! Let this arrogant guy see how powerful our poor are! ”

【Sword World】

Tachibana senpai’s house.

“Huh? Or has the person also been fired? ”

Looking at the person or person who had just been fired, the same painful memory also surfaced in Kenzaki’s heart.

Because not so long ago, he was also just expelled.

“It hurts! It really hurts! ”

“Come on, or man! You’ll be fine! ”

After the memories, Kenzaki also cheered for Renren.

In this way, in the cheering of various working knights, the video continued to play.

【Video continues to play】

People who have officially become unemployed vagrants, pushing their own carts, leaving the playground listlessly.

With this

At the same time, a luxury car also stopped in front of him unexpectedly.

“Click.”

The door of the luxury car opened and closed, and the lovely Izzy also came to the person.

“Successfully identified the object, flying electricity or person, twenty-two years old.”

“Claiming to be a hilarious comedian, but the audience doesn’t buy it, and now his identity is a funny artist.”

After introducing themselves to each other, or people followed Izzy to the conference room of the Feidian Group and read the will of the previous president, his grandfather.

“The second president… It’s up to my grandson Feidian or someone. ”

“I hope that all employees can be united.”

In the shocked eyes of all the employees, or people read out Grandpa’s last words.

At the same time, he also instantly changed from an unemployed vagrant to a billion-dollar president!

And the few working knights who had just cheered for him were all defensive!

【W World】

“How so!”

Looking at the person or person who suddenly turned over in the video, Shotaro also drooled sadly: “Suddenly became the president?!” ”

“Does this really happen in this world?”

“I’m a tough guy who tried my best but still couldn’t pay the rent!”

“Not fair! The world is so unfair! ”

Philip on the side was very calm: “Is this kind of thing rare?” ”

【Sword World】

Tachibana senpai’s house.

“Nani?!” (What)

“Isn’t it really a science fiction movie I’m watching now?!”

“It’s unacceptable!”

Watching or becoming a local tyrant in seconds, Kenzaki, who had also just lost his job, sprayed a soda on the TV of Tachibana’s house.

And seeing Kenzaki stain the screen, Tachibana Senpai also grabbed his ears.

“You boy! Wipe me clean at 447 o’clock! ”

“Let’s finish cleaning my house at night!”

【Denwang World】

Time and Space Train Electric Train “Wow! ”

“So envious!”

“This is an unlucky bastard, it’s simply lucky!”

“Uncle Ben doesn’t like such a video!”

Looking at Ryotaro, who is always unlucky, Momotaros said that he could not accept it!

And Ryotaro also looked at the person with some envy: “How lucky, if I can be like him.” ”

“So you don’t have to always have a headache for the trouble caused by these four fools…”

【Levi World】

Chen Liang’s family.

“I said… You’ve completely missed the point of the video. ”

“Isn’t the theme of this video to pay attention to physical health?”

Looking at the knights who broke their defenses on the screen in front of him, the corners of Chen Liang’s mouth also rose slightly.

【Video continues to play】

After reading his last words, he walked out of the Feidian Group with a confused look.

“Becoming the president or something, it’s not what I want at all…”

“Compared to that, let’s go and intercede with the manager while the amusement park is not closed, maybe there will be a turnaround.”

With that, the person got on his bike again, wanting to return to the playground just now.

Immediately after, the screen of all the worlds jumps.

And people have also returned to the playground just now.

However, the atmosphere of the current playground has undergone earth-shaking changes and turned into a purgatory on earth!

“So yellow so violent!”

“Help!”

“Run!”

“Uh

“It’s terrifying!”

All the spectators, the staff, were screaming and jumping for their lives!

And chasing behind them is none other than the abs tearing Taro just now! At this moment, his pupils had also turned red, and his mouth kept repeating terrifying words!

“I’m Abs Tear Taro and my job is… Destroy humanity! ”

Then, in the shocked gaze of the people, the abs that had already run away tore Taro even took out a chip and pressed it!

【BEROTHA！ 】(Belosa)

After the sound effect was released, the abs tore Taro and also stuffed the chip into the drive on his waist!

[Extinction upgrade! ] 】

Immediately afterwards, countless slender green metals quickly extended out from his mouth, destroying everything near his body!

“Haa

In the cry of pain, the abs tore Taro and turned into a praying mantis weirdo!

“I’m going to kill all of humanity.”

After the transformation was over, he said coldly.

Subsequently, the mantis weirdos also carried out crazy destruction on the surrounding people and buildings!

Even if a few Anjia Machia came to block them occasionally, almost all of them were killed by his move!

If things are allowed to develop like this, this video will become a banquet documentary!

Just when the whole scene fell into despair, Izzy also rushed to the scene with a box containing the zero one drive!

Seeing this, audiences from all over the world gradually understood.

“The kick written in the introduction – finally coming!”