Tokyo Girlfriend Illustrated Book

If sarcasm was a skill, the people in Ruyi's house should be divided into three levels.

The one who occupies the throne of Heaven is undoubtedly Kasumigaoka Shiu. This person who is faced with an eyesore can say without expression, "Seeing such an ugly thing is really bad for the eyes. I feel that my strength has dropped by about 0.5." But actually speaking, this is still the most elementary level.

Although Yukinoshita also has a venomous tongue, her mind is very flat and open, not like Kasumigaoka, which is choppy and has both joy and depth. Just like when she was designing against Ishida Hidenori, her viper did not stop at verbal attacks. When she says something like, "Oh, you actually have two arms. It must be too much and it's inconvenient to move around. Let me break one off for you." Please don't take it as a joke.

How can a person who can be so harsh on himself be so generous to others?

In the protracted war with Yinglili, even if she provokes a dispute when she takes the initiative, she will never remain indifferent to Yinglili's counterattack.

After defeating the blonde princess's scale trick, she just left a reserved and arrogant look in her eyes. The little golden retriever who was left standing stamped her feet frantically, waving her golden twin tails to attack Hojo Kyosuke.

"Want to eat tempura?"

Someone whispered thoughtfully.

The tempura is full of oily aroma and crunches when you bite it lightly. The crispy bread crumbs are running around in your mouth. Mixed with the sweetness of fresh shrimp and the unique fragrance of sesame oil, it can make people forget all their worries. Miracle food. Fried food has such magic power.

Of course, since there is tempura, there must be iced Coke. This is a perfect match and a wonderful drink that can equal the world with iced beer. After all, although the aroma of oil is charming, it will inevitably make people feel greasy. Ice cold, ice cola full of carbon dioxide is the best solution to this shortcoming.

The faint water vapor on the glass filled with brown liquid seems to have cooled down the heat of the food just eaten. All the guilt is eliminated with the refreshing burp sound, and you can enjoy the food more happily.

At this moment, he held a piece of perilla leaf tempura with chopsticks in his right hand, and held a special glass in his right hand. He didn't have the resentment just now, but if time hadn't allowed, he would have turned on the TV long ago.

Looking at Eiri with a happy face, Hojo Kyousuke's conscience, which had not actually run away from home, jumped out to blame his master again.

"Look at her! Look at Eiri! Look at this kind girl who is as innocent as a piece of white paper, such a beautiful girl like an angel. How can you bear to do this? Your conscience is in pain now! It’s really painful!”——by Hojo Kyosuke’s Conscience

The smile on Hojo Kyosuke's face did not change. For a man, it might be a little uncomfortable to be woken up in the middle of the night, walk from the warm bed into the kitchen and endure the smoke and fire, but after seeing the girl eating the food with his own hands, Eat the food, look at the satisfaction and happiness blooming on that bright little face, you will instantly feel that all the efforts are worth it.

Not to mention getting up in the middle of the night to cook, he even used the soil he brought from Koshien after losing the game to plant flowers for her. Even though the soil was not suitable for growing flowers, there was absolutely no way he would lose.

"How do you have the nerve to say such a thing? It's unbelievable that there are such shameless people in the world! Isn't it because you accepted Kasumigaoka's commission that you deliberately made delicious food to seduce Eiri at night?" ——by Hojo Kyosuke’s Conscience

Hojo Kyosuke picked up the Coke bottle and helped Erili fill the glass. The girl raised her little face with a sweet smile, and he returned the same smile, not forgetting to ask what he wants to eat next.

There's nothing you can do about it. Who can say such a thing to senior Shiyu and who can resist such a temptation? In comparison, Yinglili, who doesn't give me any compensation at all, is more like an unscrupulous boss. I am already the best person in the world for being so dedicated.

"...Indeed, Shiyu said so, there is nothing we can do about it."

Even the conscience of Hojo Kyosuke, who has always been famous for his integrity, can't help but nod in agreement.

Right, if I still refuse after seeing Shiyu-senpai like that, Eiriri will look down on me!

Thinking like this, Hojo Kyosuke couldn't help but recall Shiba-senpai's seductive appearance two hours ago.

Green-white fingers gently touched the plump and bright red lips: "I want to eat something here~"

Coupled with the beautiful face, the magnificent burgundy eyes, and the looming snow-white, it is like a succubus from hell, which can easily arouse the deepest desires in a man's heart.

In this way, I just agreed to do such a small thing, instead of signing a contract to sell my soul in a crazy way, which is enough to prove my strong will. The more someone thinks about it, the more confident he becomes, and he can't help but feel confident in his heart. Thumbs up.

Seeing that the food on the plate in front of Eiri was dwindling, Hojo Kyousuke quickly stood up and started preparing the next wave of tempura.

Whether it's fried pork chops, fried shrimps, or fried potatoes, they all taste best when they're fresh out of the pan. The fried food just out of the pan and the fried food after that are basically two kinds of food. Once they are not eaten at the first time, they are on the same level as fried green peppers.

Of course, fried green peppers are also a very delicious dish. The reason why I give this example is because the person who tastes the dish now is Eri. For the blonde princess, if there really is Doraemon in the world, she will definitely order her ultimate knight Hojo Kyosuke to capture the blue tanuki, and then use the phone booth to give away all the green peppers in the world without hesitation. wipe out.

As for whether the disappearance of green peppers will lead to the destruction of the world, or whether it will cause those who like green peppers to suffer to the point of committing suicide, it is completely beyond her scope of consideration.

To sum up, although it was Shiba-senpai's trick to try to get Eiriri to eat when she was sad after being defeated, Hojo Kyousuke did not compromise at all when cooking. As a chef with a whole room full of kitchen knives, he is devoted to cooking.

It was definitely not to satisfy Senior Shiyu so that she could be satisfied, nor was it to make Yinglili feel embarrassed to scold her after she found out she had gained weight.

Then the next morning, a scream that could not be isolated even by the soundproof door and walls rang through Ruyi's dormitory.

When Glass, who looked nervous and worried, opened the door with the lily hanging on it, what he saw was a man with wide eyes looking at the scale, with a look on his face like "Destroy the world. Compared to the scale, green peppers are really too big." Eri-ri has a gentle expression. It is a complex expression of disbelief, despair, and wanting to destroy the world and start over again.

Then without waiting for Glass to ask what happened, Kasumigaoka Shishi, who had been ready for a long time, suddenly stepped into this dreamy room.

Yes, a dream room, the kind of dream room that every little girl would scream at and idolize its owner.

In the old Furukawa Gardens home that could be used as a tourist attraction, Eiri's room was decorated like the most luxurious suite in a five-star hotel, or like a standard aristocratic room.

An English green bed, a luxurious sofa, a grid of glass doors leading to a spacious balcony, a Persian carpet, a wicker chair for afternoon tea, plaster strips on the roof, and curtains on the bed all reflect nobility. Elegant.

The only problem is, it doesn't look like a teenage girl's room.

And now this room, which is not as big as the Spencer family's bathroom, is full of the cuteness of a little girl.

The wallpaper was mainly bright yellow Lemon King last week, but today it has turned into brown Cola Princess. The carpet is no longer an abstract geometric pattern with a special meaning or a medallion pattern in the center, but a magic circle with unknown meaning.

Although he didn't know the effect, Hojo Kyosuke was sure that it was designed by Eiriri herself, and he didn't know if she was preparing to become a magical girl in the future. But if he had to say it, it wasn't a good career. Whether it is a real magical girl or a fantasy magical girl from the second grade of middle school, the ending is very disappointing.

Wait, looking at Erili sitting on the magic circle with a miserable and desperate look on her face, Hojo Kyosuke suddenly made a guess.

Could this mean that the magic circle has taken effect?

In short, Kasumigaoka Shiu, who had already put on her school uniform, squeezed through the crowd, walked on the catwalk with her beautiful black legs, swaying her short skirt, walked into the room elegantly and beautifully, glanced at the number displayed on the scale, and let out a sound that seemed to come from The sigh of the abyss.

Standing at the door, Hojo Kyosuke clearly heard Eiriri's heartbroken voice.

Of course he won't gain that much weight just from a late-night snack, but just like Yinglili asked him to tamper with Shiyu's scale, Shiyu also allowed himself to tamper with Yinglili's scale. The latter was not inspired by the former, but came up with this trick before Yinglili.

Seeing that the black mist of corruption was beginning to emit from Eiriri's body, Hojo Kyousuke quickly squeezed into the room.

"It doesn't matter, I will run with you from today on!" He knelt down and took Ying Lili into his arms.

Glass next to you also quickly started to comfort you: "It's okay, I'm two kilograms fatter than you, Yinglili."

Eiriri, who had thrown herself into Hojo Kyosuke's arms and was about to vent, turned around with emotion when she heard this, and then saw Nishimiya Glass's plump breasts that almost hit her face. They would really break the buttons. Huge and ready to be heard are simply words created for her!

"Wow--"

The blond princess raised her head and began to cry. Her voice was so sad and melodious that the apes on both sides of the Yangtze River were so convinced that they became their disciples.

"Oh! The kind of desperate crying that Teacher Zhue mentioned is just like you Eri-ri!"

Although he knew it was inappropriate, Glass couldn't help but cover his mouth and exclaimed.

Then the blond princess's cries became more pitiful and sad, and the little hand pinching Hojo Kyousuke's thigh became harder and harder.

At the door of the room, Kasumigaoka Shiu, who had already exited, happily high-fived the dog-headed military advisor Yamauchi Sakura.

There are no winners in this protracted war, it just goes on and on.

In the courtyard, Eiri, who was gasping for air and had no strength to even speak, slumped on a chair and listened carefully to Yamauchi Sakura's advice in front of her.

"In the final analysis, there is no accurate definition of getting fat, right? What exactly is a perfect figure? You can't say that you are getting fat if you gain weight, right? Maybe you are just making progress towards a perfect figure. This is a problem. A kind of self-complement!"

Sakura spoke plausibly, as if she was discussing the Mars resource extraction plan as seriously as she could.

"You think, someone who has no friends can save themselves from the dilemma of loneliness by questioning the definition of a friend. Why can't people who gain weight redefine the standard of perfect body and rationalize their weight gain? !

The fact that you have to run like a dead dog just because you gained weight is hilarious! "

The girl was angry, as if she was the one who ran just now, but in fact she also ran, and her weight was the same as Eri's. However, although she now does radio gymnastics every day to exercise, Eiri's physical strength is still not as good as Yamauchi Sakura. Even though the latter's physical fitness has seriously declined, the hard work of more than ten years will not be easily defeated by fate.

As if she suddenly realized something, Sakura suddenly looked to the side:

"Sorry, Momotaro, I wasn't scolding you."

As he spoke, he stretched out his foot and gently kicked the white, fluffy puppy lying with its belly stretched out on the grass.

As Eri's best friend, Momotaro naturally went for a run with her. Besides, even if we don’t mention this best friend, even Aniki and the eldest sister went for a run, so how could it be absent?

But it is a pity that the puppy has not grown into a qualified sled dog. It was so tired that it collapsed to the ground and was carried by Hojo Kyosuke and ran away.

At this moment, facing the eldest sister's apology, Momotaro didn't even have the energy to say it didn't matter, and he still lay there with his tongue hanging out.

"It's really useless, Momotaro, a puppy like you will be despised by others!" Eiri said disdainfully.

嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤——

Momotaro let out a series of yells that everyone could recognize as curses. He was full of energy and did not look as half-dead as before. But the same goes for Eri-ri. Although she doesn't have the energy to discuss with Sakura, she is very powerful when she gets to know Momotaro.

"Stupid puppy!"

嘤嘤嘤——

One person and one dog exchanged curses again, then stopped fighting and continued to pant.

Just click and stop, it's quite a gentleman's style, completely different from another war.

The dog-headed strategist Yamauchi Sakura was affirmed by the blonde princess, his expression became more and more lively, and he excitedly spoke out bad ideas again and again.

By the time Hojo Kyosuke walked out of the living room with a plate of cantaloupe, the next battle plan had been decided.

Eiriri will use all her strength, including but not limited to her most loyal knight Hojo Kyosuke, her smartest military advisor Yamauchi Sakura, and her most solid supporters, her parents, to create a perfect body standard based on her.

"First of all, let's start with the magazine that published the direct-flower work last time. Fashion magazines should be happy to discuss the body standards of the new generation of women."

Eiri thought deeply, and Naohua should also be very happy. After all, if the standards change, it will be very beneficial to her.

"Then there are talk shows, which allow people from the Angry Angels to hang out on the streets and watch those TV shows that interview people on the streets or have naughty bloggers." Military Advisor Yamauchi Sakura added.

"You can't pull it off in school, right? Let the people in your school's broadcast club also discuss this matter and invite Megumi to be a guest." Hojo Kyosuke also actively offered suggestions.

"Broadcasters can do it. The things they discuss every day are boring. They won't refuse such interesting things."

Yinglili's blue eyes bloomed with wisdom:

"But Megumi can't!"

How could she be so smart and not see that Hui's breasts are bigger than hers!

"Let Naoka go! It's time for her to do something to thank me as a senior!"

It's scary. Yingli, whose IQ and EQ will rise sharply as long as she doesn't do serious things, has once again become a substitute.

Zhihua, who was sitting aside and eating melon silently, covered her face and sighed helplessly, not intending to refuse. She had participated in such nonsense countless times.

Glass sat quietly aside with a white handkerchief in her hand, with a gentle smile on her face. Only when the cantaloupe juice on Hojo Kyosuke's face and chin was about to drip, she would raise her hand to use it. Wipe gently with a hand towel.

Yukino sat aside and was a little worried, fearing that the blond princess would issue an order to her to discuss the new body standards during class at school. However, after following Hojo-kun's gaze and looking down, she felt at ease. She must have been excluded by Eri-ri just like Megumi.

Thanks to the big guys for their plans, monthly tickets and recommendation tickets, thank you.