Tokyo Girlfriend Illustrated Book

"I'm going to marry the toilet."

At first, Hojo Kyosuke thought he had heard wrongly, but when he got closer, he found that Hiratsuka Shizuka was really saying these words.

This poor woman...has she been driven crazy?

"Why not marry cigarettes? Even if they have to choose, most people will only choose cigarettes, right?" He asked curiously.

"What nonsense are you talking about? If you marry Cigarette, Cigarette will definitely blame himself if you get lung cancer in the future."

Hiratsuka Shizuka said without looking back. It seemed that she was completely immersed in the bright future of marrying the toilet.

"Then it's the same as not marrying beer?"

"Yes, no matter how much you like beer, it is too dangerous to marry beer. The so-called adults must learn to refuse temptation. Although beer is good, it is not suitable for marriage. Drinking too much will cause embarrassment. If you are not careful, your image will be completely ruined. Then you can’t get married again.”

Haha, this logic is quite clear, it doesn’t seem completely crazy.

Hojo Kyosuke was a little surprised, and couldn't help but feel a little admiration for this reliable adult, and asked in a low voice:

"Then why did you choose to get married on the toilet?"

"Baga, you are such an ideal marriage partner, but you can't see him!"

The woman turned her head, looking very angry that her fiancé's good qualities had not been noticed.

"Aren't you asking the mature Mr. Hiratsuka for advice?" Hojo Kyosuke said with a low eyebrow.

"Ahem, listen up kid, with my more than ten years of research on marriage..."

"Ten years……?"

"Don't interrupt! If you want to express your admiration, I will give you a chance later."

Hiratsuka Shizuka glared and scolded in displeasure.

"..."

Hojo Kyousuke smiled with his eyebrows lowered. Even if you are crazy, seeing you so energetic makes me feel relieved on behalf of Yukino.

"As a marriage partner, you must not choose someone with a dazzling appearance who will make you want to marry him just by looking at him, because that kind of person will definitely not marry me!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka raised a finger and taught the students seriously.

"Even if the other person stays with me because of my love for each other, he will definitely try his best to leave me when he discovers all my bad habits after getting married."

She clenched her right hand into a fist and waved it vigorously, vividly interpreting what "fist" love means.

"Bad habits? In addition to being nosy, what other bad habits does the teacher have?" Hojo Kyosuke asked doubtfully. He was actually very curious as to why such an outstanding woman as Hiratsuka Shizuka failed to date so many times.

She has a great figure and appearance, and a very good personality. As for the latter, even if you don't know her, just seeing her become friends with Harano, who has such a bad personality, is enough to understand her.

"I'm not meddling in other people's business..."

After muttering without confidence, Hiratsuka Shizuka began to lick her fingers and wash away her bad habits:

"I like to smoke, and every time I take a puff, I stub it out. There is a smell of tobacco on my fingers."

"Does that have a mouth?"

"What are you talking about? Of course not!"

Hiratsuka Shizu's eyes widened again, while leaning forward and standing on tiptoes.

"Ha ha--"

This lovely woman huffed vigorously, like a child trying to prove to her parents that she had not eaten any contraband.

Hojo Kyosuke hurriedly avoided it in disgust. It really didn't smell at all, but the warm and moist gas sprayed on the face always made people feel very embarrassed.

"Okay, okay, I know you didn't eat in there just now, go ahead and talk about your bad habits." He took a step back.

"Eat on the sly?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka was stunned, turned her head blankly and glanced at the bathroom behind her. After reacting, she was furious:

"The toilet is my ideal marriage partner, how could I compete with him!"

...?

To be honest, for a moment, Hojo Kyosuke was moved by this persistent woman. Her loyalty to marriage will definitely make 99.999% of the people in the world feel ashamed.

Of course, this does not include myself. In terms of loyalty to marriage, Hojo Kyosuke believes that he is not inferior to anyone. It's a pity that Shizuka Hiratsuka obviously doesn't agree with this, which is also the root cause of the disagreement between the two.

"Sorry, sorry." Hojo Kyosuke said sincerely.

"And we've been talking for so long, haven't you noticed that there's no smell of cigarette smoke in my mouth? It's not okay to have such weak observation skills."

Hiratsuka Shizu's anger went away as quickly as it came, and at the same time, she muttered something under her breath.

With his excellent hearing, Hojo Kyosuke keenly captured several key words, Kobayashi Pharmaceutical, breath freshening pills, kissing candy, kiss artifact...

I'm sorry, Hiratsuka-sensei.

Hojo Kyosuke felt ashamed. He had thought Hiratsuka Shizuka was the kind of person who just said he wanted to get married, but actually didn't want to get married at all. Now it seems that she is actually working hard!

This is really not his fault. Almost every holiday, Hojo Kyousuke can see Hiratsuka Shizu having fun in various places through various channels. Don't get me wrong, it's not a place for men and women. Instead, there are cafes with collections of comics from the 1980s, elementary school baseball games, 100-yuan treasure discovery parties, etc. In short, they are some very happy places but have nothing to do with marriage.

No, if I insist on saying so, there are actually marriage-related incidents.

That's what Yuigahama Yui told him quietly last week. The class team headed by Miura organized a prayer activity to Tamazuri Inari Shrine, where they met Shizuka Hiratsuka who was standing in front of the altar and praying devoutly. teacher.

Bow, stuff money, ring a bell, bow, make a wish, bow.

The five-yuan coin was accurately thrown into the money box, but Miura Yuko complained about how many times it took to throw it so accurately, without touching the fence grid at all.

The momentum of ringing the bell was so amazing. According to Yuigahama's description, everyone was thinking that if the god really appeared, Mr. Hiratsuka would probably jump up on the altar, grab the god's ear and shout, "Did you hear that?" No! Labor and management are going to start making wishes!"

It is also very powerful when making a wish. Even if you are two meters away, you can hear the voice full of hope and resentment.

"You must get married this year. If you don't get married this year, I will come and get my money back. If you don't get married tomorrow, you will have to pay me double compensation. If you don't get married the year after next, I will take the box away." ”

When Miura Yuiko secretly laughed, the kind-hearted Yuigahama Yui secretly pulled Shizuka Hiratsuka and told her a cruel fact.

"Teacher, this is a shrine for praying for wealth. If you are looking for marriage, you should go to the Grand Shrine."

The reason why Yumeko spends her precious weekend time praying at the shrine is because she spends too much during this time and has insufficient pocket money, so she comes to pray for pie in the sky.

Looking at the teacher's pious look before, Yuigahama was worried that the teacher wouldn't be able to withstand this blow. Unexpectedly, Shizuka Hiratsuka actually smiled heartily and said:

"Hahaha, it doesn't matter, I know."

When hearing this, facing Yuigahama's doubts, Yamauchi Sakura laughed and gave the answer, why did Mr. Hiratsuka do that even though he knew this was not a shrine to pray for marriage.

"In this case, if you can't get married successfully this year, it's not your own problem, but because God doesn't work hard enough~"

While Yuigahama was dumbfounded, he also felt that maybe this was really the case.

In short, in Hojo Kyosuke's impression, the only effort Hiratsuka Shizuka made to get married was probably limited to going to a shrine to pray, and he went to a shrine that was not professionally qualified.

It’s just like taking a kindergartener to play King of Fighters in an arcade. Although it’s the same as a rocking car with coins, can it be the same!

"So don't look far away all the time, but also carefully observe the things around you!" Mr. Hiratsuka said something very powerful casually.

Hojo Kyosuke nodded seriously and decided to have a better attitude towards Shizu Hiratsuka in the future. She has reached the point where she wants to marry a toilet. If she continues to embarrass her, will she still be a human being?

"Alas?!"

Suddenly, Hiratsuka Shizu's eyes widened and he couldn't help but step back, almost hitting the girl behind him. The rash woman quickly apologized profusely.

"H-Hojo! When did you get here?!"

"Teacher, I was the one who was talking to you just now. If you want to ask specifically when it was, it was when you stood here and announced that you were going to marry the toilet. It was a very touching speech."

Hojo Kyosuke said with a low eyebrow.

Hiratsuka Shizuka took a breath after hearing this. Oh no, because she found the ideal marriage partner, she was a little carried away for a while. I was tricked by this treacherous kid into saying a lot of things.

"Go on, besides smoking, what other bad habits do you have?" Hojo Kyosuke asked.

"Talk nonsense!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka rolled her eyes, turned and walked forward.

Because what she was going to talk about today was a little sensitive, she did not choose the counseling cubicle in the office, but chose the dedicated counseling classroom.

Hojo Kyosuke laughed and didn't ask any more questions. He knew that Hiratsuka Shizuka would be unable to hold it in. As long as it was related to marriage, this guy would be very excited.

In the counseling room, the two of them sat opposite each other.

Hiratsuka Shizuka lit a cigarette and crossed her long legs in trousers. Holding a cigarette in his right hand, he took a puff of cigarette, exhaled white air to the side and said:

"I deliberately chose this empty classroom. You should know what I want to talk to you, right?"

"Tell me why you want to marry a toilet." Hojo Kyosuke said matter-of-factly.

"That's right, let's continue what I said before. In addition to smoking, there is also drinking, which is why beer is not suitable!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka's expression immediately became excited, and she said with joy, and the cigarette she had only taken one puff was extinguished in a portable ashtray bag.

It was a square bag supported by cowhide, with a red five-pointed star printed on the front. The inner layer should be made of fireproof and heat-insulating material. Because it looked very exquisite, Hojo Kyosuke took a second look.

Things went as he expected. Shizuka Hiratsuka really couldn't hold it in anymore and seemed like she wanted to grab the god's ear and tell him that she had found the ideal marriage partner.

At the same time, the woman lit another cigarette, took a strong drag and put it out again.

Yinglili and her should have a lot in common, right? Hojo Kyosuke thought to himself. Because Yinglili once preached to everyone she knew, 99% of the essence of Coke is gathered in the first sip.

"Beer tastes good, but if you drink too much, you will vomit." Shizuka Hiratsuka said the reason loudly.

"That's right." Hojo Kyosuke nodded, and he also understood why he chose an empty classroom.

"Vomiting, diarrhea, menstruation, all the embarrassing aspects were seen by the toilet, but he accepted all of them and didn't dislike me at all."

The woman had tears in her eyes and felt extremely guilty.

After struggling to pursue marriage, it turns out that I turned a blind eye to my true love and failed to live up to the toilet for so many years.

Damn me.

It seems that Tamazukuri Inari Shrine is really suitable for seeking marriage, and even the toilet can be used for marriage.

"..."

Hojo Kyousuke's eyes widened in shock at first, and then his eyelids drooped.

What should I do? It seems to make sense. Do you want to give me your blessing?

Looking at Hiratsuka Shizu's happy little woman appearance, he really couldn't say anything else. He clenched his fists nervously. To be honest, he wasn't that nervous even when it was his first fight in his life. Facing this woman in love is simply more terrifying than facing Godzilla.

Just when Hojo Kyousuke wanted to ask about the wedding date and how to hold a bachelor party that was thinking about the toilet, Yukino Momori suddenly appeared in his mind.

"Hello, my name is Toilet Shizu, and this is my friend Yukino Mokari." Hiratsuka Shizuka, who has changed her husband's surname, introduced her friend this way.

"Ah, Xue Xueye, that's my husband, how could you, how could you..."

Facing Yukino Mokari who had just finished using the toilet, Toilet Shizuru had a broken face and yelled as if he had been attacked by a minotaur.

"Xiao Miki, you have to send me back immediately after drinking tonight. Remember to lock the bathroom door for me."

"Yangno, I told you which brand of cleaning agent I only use. My husband is allergic to that."

"..."

Countless images and sounds were running around in Hojo Kyousuke's head, and he swallowed hard. Even as powerful as he is, he can't accept that he has a friend who is married to a toilet.

He couldn't express this blessing.

He couldn't agree to this marriage.

Must be stopped!

Hiratsuka Shizuka looked happy. His lips wriggled twice and he spoke with difficulty.

"Um, Mr. Hiratsuka, have you ever thought about it, wouldn't you feel frustrated that the toilet seat is always raised even though it is a toilet for women?"

It is natural for men to lift up the seat, but for women, it would be annoying to lift up the seat.

"It doesn't matter, I will tolerate this kind of thing. Accepting the other person's shortcomings is the secret to a happy marriage, Hojo-san." Hiratsuka Shizuka's expression did not change, she was still so happy.

It's over, this woman's brain has become very good in the wrong place.

No, she must be stopped.

Hojo Kyosuke was shocked, and Invincible's brain started working quickly.

"You like the toilet because it accepts all your bad sides, and you're mentally prepared to accept its shortcomings, which is great, but that's also the problem."

There will be another big chapter tonight, but it will be very late.

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