Tokyo Girlfriend Illustrated Book

Kyoto University students are so abstract. Not to mention the two of them put their hands on each other's shoulders and turned into a table. There are also two guys, like the fusion of Hyakju Sentai Powermon, one after another, they transformed into Dogeza form and stacked on top of each other, and then shouted "Teacher Hojo, please sit down!"

Even if Hojo Kyosuke's body was not tense, if he really sat on it, wouldn't his good brother be pinned by that guy's head?

Fortunately, before he could say anything, other Beijing University students nearby kicked the "four brothers of tables and chairs" away one by one. After all, the quality of the students in these prestigious schools is quite good. In other words, those who can find girlfriends to show off their affection on the river embankment are very few in the school, so they are considered to have outstanding abilities, so this unexpected fan meeting is Order is maintained very well.

"If you can, please write to Hasegawa Akemi by the Kamogawa River. That's my girlfriend. She likes Teacher Hojo very much, but she has something to do today and is not here."

A boy at the front of the line bowed and asked. Hojo Kyosuke took the photo from Sakura and wrote that paragraph. After taking the photo, the boy was surprised to find that the photo was not an ordinary business photo, but a private photo of Mr. Hojo.

In the photo, Hojo Kyosuke, who is wearing an Aizen Kendo uniform, has a stern expression, holding a bamboo sword in one hand and raising it high. Opposite him, there is a person whose back can only be seen, swinging the sword towards him. The person who took the photo is quite skilled. , a chilling atmosphere almost came out.

"I asked Mitsuba to take the photo." Sakura said with a smile, and then fanned out the dozen photos in his hand like playing cards.

Hojo Kyosuke took a glance and saw that they were all taken during the kendo camp that day. Some photos show him cutting down one person, some photos showing him cutting down two people, three, four, a group...

"Oh oh oh! That! Miss, I want the one with the corpses lying at the feet of Mr. Hojo!" A girl raised her hands and shouted, and others who stretched their heads like her also shouted.

That photo was of Hojo Kyosuke mowing down Tojo, Kaiku, Onizuka and others all by himself.

There were people lying on the ground, but only Hojo Kyousuke stood tall and handsome, holding a bamboo sword in his hand.

"Dah me~ This is the lucky prize~"

Sakura spoke softly in Kyoto dialect and developed the photo in her hand twice. She was very skilled. When she was a child, she often went to Hojo's house to play cards. Hojo's mother and son plus her, the three of them just played the landlord. Compared with complicated flower cards, she likes this kind of cards that don't require much brain at all.

So the crowd stopped making noise and started signing autographs one by one. Sakura standing aside was responsible for taking photos of the fans with their mobile phones. She herself did not appear in any of the photos.

In the gorgeous glow, a strange scene appeared next to the Kamogawa River.

Usually, regardless of spring, summer, autumn or winter, couples who are keen on hormonally torturing singles on the banks of the Kamogawa River changed their temper and left the river embankment today. The bent grass was able to stretch their bodies, and couples lined up in long queues. , some single guys took the opportunity to insert themselves into it, destroying the perfect queue of men and women.

Sakura's prank plan was perfectly realized here.

After realizing this, Hojo Kyosuke looked at Sakura in surprise, only to see Sakura staring at the queue, muttering something in a low voice, "Men, women, men, women, women..."

Is this also part of your plan? !

The brown-haired girl over there was like a monarch overlooking her own mountains and rivers. She breathed a long sigh of satisfaction and turned her head. She saw the boy's strange expression, so she smiled playfully and whispered:

"This time, are you satisfied with my trick?"

Satisfied, Hojo Kyosuke is not satisfied, but the fans are satisfied. There were many people present who applied for tickets to the Neon Mystery Writers Association but were not selected. They were originally regretting that they did not have the opportunity to witness the scene of Hojo-sensei becoming a god, but unexpectedly, he and his girlfriend caught him when they were out for a walk. Teacher Hojo on a date.

Eh, no, tomorrow is the day when the Neon Mystery Association awards awards. For such an important thing, why would Mr. Hojo appear in Kyoto, 400 kilometers away?

With this thought in mind, someone asked.

"Teacher Hojo, aren't the awards going to be given tomorrow? Why are you still in Kyoto now? Has the place where the awards been given been temporarily changed?"

"Yes, does Mr. Hojo plan to protest by not participating in the award ceremony?"

"Protest? Hasn't the Reasoning Association reformed?"

"..."

As one of the few universities that still operates student autonomous dormitories, Kyoto University students are not generally enthusiastic about various "movements" and "reforms." The so-called student autonomous dormitory means that the school does not participate in the management, and the students form an autonomous association to collect dormitory fees to maintain operations. Such a place is naturally suitable for various student sports.

Of course, schools and localities will not be happy to see the existence of this kind of state within a state, so now there are not many student autonomous dormitories in Neon Nation.

Now these guys are getting more and more excited as they talk, and they are already discussing forming a coalition to attack the Tokyo Daiichi Hotel tomorrow. Hojo Kyousuke was so frightened that he quickly waved his hand to interrupt.

"There is no special reason for coming to Kyoto now. It's just because I want to see the Kamogawa River today."

He said with a smile, his eyes touching Sakura.

Hey——

After listening to these words and looking at the drawn eyes between the two, the person who asked the question, the person who was filled with righteous indignation, and the person who didn't know how to be serious all felt a lot of hurt.

Is this human language?

At the age of sixteen, tomorrow I will win the supreme award in the neon mystery literature world. Shouldn't I be so excited that I can't sit still and roll around like crazy at home?

But Kyousuke Hojo, instead of waiting at home, actually went to Kyoto four hundred miles away on the eve of the awards. The reason was just that "she wanted to see the Kamogawa River today."

"No wonder Hojo-sensei has so many girlfriends..."

Someone sighed, obviously having read about the girlfriend voting online.

"I am the number one childhood sweetheart~~" Yamauchi Sakura made a scissor hand gesture with a bright smile.

"Thank you for the photo. If I had known you were from Kyoto, I would have voted for you! Next time, I will definitely vote for you next time!" The man bowed quickly.

The signature continues.

"Please write, "Not only are there more than 300 days in a year, but my wife's weight may also be more than 300 pounds. How can she still be happy even if she weighs 372 pounds?"

…

Hearing this, Hojo Kyosuke, who was about to start writing, paused, raised his head stiffly, and unexpectedly saw a pair of eyes full of resentment.

"Ha, haha, hahaha - no problem, just write it now." He smiled dryly and did not dare to read more, for fear of being killed by this loyal book fan.

When promoting the new book, he left a suspense to engage in hunger marketing. He first released a high-quality prequel comic "Blood and Dreams of Social Animals" to make everyone believe in his sincerity, and then used a postquel comic as a random bonus to "seduce" readers. Lots of buy draws.

"Three Hundred and Seventy-Two Happiness"

At that time, fans of his book naively speculated whether this meant that the protagonist had to double up on the days he had spent numbly before, so a year became 372 days. Some people also speculate that it took the protagonist 372 days to complete the novel...

In short, everyone is guessing the number "three hundred and seventy-two" based on time. After all, it is relatively close to the number of days in a year.

When the novel was officially released, a crazy book fan bought a hundred copies in one go. He drew a hundred and ten times and finally got the comic. He didn't even read the novel and opened the comic in anticipation. Then he almost lost his breath. He breathed his last and died immediately.

On the first page, the thin protagonist is holding a woman who is three times as wide as him. No need for any explanation. The moment he saw the fat woman, this crazy book fan knew the meaning of three hundred and seventy-two.

At that time, the shouts of the store clerk, the curiosity of the surrounding fans, the sound of traffic on the street, everything was completely silent. The fan only heard one sentence: "This time, are you satisfied with my trick?"

At that time, Hojo Kyosuke's Twitter was in trouble. Fans and netizens who simply joined in the fun and bought the book all rushed in, madly condemning him and asking him how he could bear to deceive his loyal fans like this.

In response to this, Hojo Kyosuke just sent a three-word reply——

"Does it look good?"

Does it look good?

Nonsense, of course it looks good, why would you just curse it on Twitter if it doesn’t look good? It’s not like no one knows Mr. Hojo’s home address and school.

Although the heroine is a little fatter, the daily life of the two is sweet. It's so sweet that the heroine's face with no eyes visible when she smiles becomes extremely cute. Just kidding, when it comes to daydreaming, Yinglili is definitely a professional. This comic created by the combined efforts of two major cartoonists is designed to win over book fans.

The female protagonist and the male protagonist’s mother-in-law formed a sharp contrast with the three judges the male protagonist encountered when competing for the prize. The misery when competing for the prize, and the support and support of his 372-pound wife after marriage, are sincere and sweet, and it is simply not too touching.

So the book fans were scolding and reading at the same time, and each one of them was rolling and scared. The reason for rolling is naturally because of the happy daily life of the male protagonist and his 372-pound wife. The fear is because he is afraid that his aesthetics will be forcibly distorted by Hojo-sensei's comics.

After all, they have already scolded the heroine from the beginning when they saw the heroine, and turned into "Ah, so cute." What will happen in the future, the book fans themselves have no idea.

So everyone started frantically leaving messages to Hojo Kyosuke, asking him to draw a romance manga right away to wash everyone's eyes. The content didn't matter, the heroine had to be good-looking.

The money has already been put into his trouser pocket, so how can Hojo Kyosuke care about these idiots. Strictly speaking, this can be regarded as reforming society. In neon society, there are many obese girls who are bullied in school so much that they drop out and hide at home, and finally commit suicide. If someone really awakens his true hobby because of his extra comics and saves an obese girl, wouldn't he have great merit?

If you think about it carefully, the two mystery novels he has written since his debut, "The Devotion of Suspect X", focus on women's marriage and economic problems, and "The Dream and Death of Writer K" focuses on the psychological and emotional problems of women with weight imbalance.

This is totally enough to participate in the campaign for "Friends of Women"!

It was not just Hojo Kyosuke himself who discovered this, but also those strong women active in all walks of life who used their female identities as a selling point. Kirisaki received interview invitations from two female congressmen and three female social activists. I was invited to dine, but Hojo Kyosuke declined all invitations.

The reason why he, Hojo Kyosuke, wrote those things was not for fame at all, but simply to make money.

Returning to the current fan meeting next to Kamogawa River, with the first person’s reminder, other people who were also shocked by the 3722 pounds also became excited.

"Teacher Hojo! Do you also have a confidant who weighs 372 pounds!"

"Absolutely not. I can testify to this. Although the food Kyosuke cooks is very, very delicious, it is nutritionally balanced and will definitely not lead to obesity. I whispered that he has been pulling me to run and exercise since the third grade~"

Yamauchi Sakura raised her hand and generously shared her story with Kyosuke. As a result, the expressions of all the female fans became distorted. The male fans looked at Sakura Yamauchi, who was young, beautiful, energetic, full of cuteness, and in a mess, and then thought about the words that made him think, "As long as there is love, even three hundred and seventy-two pounds will be enough." It’s okay”, the behemoth suddenly felt the darkness of society.

You guy, how dare you? How can you be so embarrassed! How can you bear it?

Looking at those inexplicable murderous sights, in order to prevent himself from killing these book fans, Hojo Kyosuke felt it was necessary to explain:

"Well, eighty-nine out of ten people are unhappy in life. Although writer K has experienced so much torture and has yet to win an award, he finally got rid of his numb past and embarked on the path of a dream writer. Similarly, despite his wife's appearance, Different from ordinary people..."

"You guys still know that's not a normal person?" A boy interrupted loudly, and was immediately punched by a fat girl standing behind him.

"Ahem, I don't want to tell you that inner beauty is better than outer beauty, but I want to tell you that it is impossible for everyone to have everything he wants. The protagonist's wife truly loves him, and he has a mother-in-law who can help him achieve his career. Isn't this already very important? Ok?"

Hojo Kyousuke spread his hands, and the fans continued to sign autographs while cursing.

"Eighty-nine out of ten people are unhappy in life..." Yamauchi Sakura read in a low voice.

Behind the queue, a group of people carrying various equipment came this way from the lower reaches of the Kamogawa River.

Kusaka Hero may be a little unfamiliar with this name, but he can actually be regarded as an acquaintance of Hojo Kyosuke. He was the first 32-tier star who asked, "This time, are you satisfied with my trick?" He was the one who suddenly became famous due to an unintentional act. Don't let his life go too fast these days. The performance invitations and program announcements were received softly. I came to Kyoto today to record a program at the invitation of the TV station.

When he saw that no one was paying attention to him in front of the camera, and there was a long queue in front of him for unknown reasons, Kusaka Hero suddenly became unhappy. Are you kidding me? He is no longer the same person he was in the past. If no one pays attention to him, then wouldn’t it be a waste of his popularity? He Kasaka Hero agreed, but even Hojo-sensei’s fans didn’t agree!

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