Tokyo Girlfriend Illustrated Book

"Don't the president of Imperial Heyuan Construction want to take advantage of the rare vacation to teach his heirs more things?"

Miyamizu Yotsuba murmured in confusion, and then she seriously advised her good friend:

"Sayaka, smart people like you and me should understand that a person who avoids work before he starts work will definitely not be able to be a good husband in the future."

"Si Guoyi! I didn't expect you, Siye, to know so many truths without ever being in love!"

Natori Sayaka has no doubts about Yotsuba's words. She can only say that it is not for nothing that she can win the love of a little girl. It is impossible for anyone other than her to believe that a little girl in the first grade of junior high school can What effective advice can you give on issues such as love and life?

"but……"

The mushroom head's expression was a little hesitant, but after looking at the expressions of the two good friends on the screen, especially the serious look on Yotsuba's face, she still said honestly:

"...But if I am the only one who comes to Tokyo and leaves the envoy in Nara, he might hang out with the workers of the club."

After hearing this, Yotsuba perked up and said in surprise: "Huh? Fooling around? What are you doing specifically?"

Just when Miyamizu Mitsuha wanted to stop Sayaka from poisoning her young sister's pure heart, she saw a troubled expression on Sayaka's face on the screen. This made the miko lady satisfied and secretly thought that Sayaka has grown up.

"Uh~~Actually, I don't know either."

Sayaka said with some embarrassment, probably because she felt that saying this would be deceiving and concealing a good friend, so she added:

"But it must be something that upright and clear-minded people like us can't even think of."

Siye became excited when she heard the expression and shouted excitedly:

"It's amazing! Something bad that I can't even imagine! I really want to see what it is!"

"you do not say……

What on earth are a bunch of men planning to do? "

Sayaka sighed softly and murmured:

"I really don't understand those boys."

Sanye turned her face away, unable to bear to look at her good friend anymore. As expected, Sayaka is still an elementary school student.

But in an instant, she became happy again. She felt that it was great that her sister's friends were idiots like Sayaka and paranoiacs like Kobayashi Sachiko. At least they wouldn't become smarter quickly and would allow her to bully her for a few more years.

As for Yotsuba, she was also confused when she saw her best friend's confused look. However, it wasn't that she couldn't understand boys, but she didn't know why Sayaka didn't even know such a simple thing. Fortunately, Miyamizu Yotsuba has never been a person who can embarrass her friends, so she immediately explained generously:

"The world of boys is actually very simple and does not require special consideration and understanding."

The sound of these words attracted Mitsuye's attention. As an elder sister, she desperately wanted to understand her sister's understanding of the opposite sex. After all, Mitsuye was about to enter puberty, and she had to teach Mitsuye talents well for her mother. Okay, otherwise it would be terrible if it turned out like Sayaka.

Natori Sayaka also looked like she was asking for advice humbly. Her serious attitude greatly benefited Yotsuba, so she cleared her throat and started her talk:

"The world of boys is very simple, and can be summed up with just two words: "idiot"."

Yotsuba also cited two examples when talking about this, one was a male classmate who lost his umbrella on a rainy day and went home in the rain, and then asked for leave due to illness and did not come to school. And the male classmate who ran rampant in class and knocked down girls. The two men were stupid in different ways, but they were both cheered and applauded by the boy group.

After Miyamizu Yotsuba finished talking about these two examples, not only Sayaka nodded with approval, but Miyamizu Mitsuha was also thoughtful.

After talking about the two examples, Yotsuba concluded:

"In this way, in the world of boys, there is a simple rule that the more stupid you are, the more awesome you are. The more stupid you do, the easier it is to please other people, and you will be more popular in the group, so this group of people becomes more and more popular. Stupid, it's a completely vicious cycle.

Just like the boy who accidentally knocked down a girl, I found that he deliberately knocked down others twice later. "

Speaking of this, Siye said in confusion:

"I don't know if he comes to school to learn knowledge or practice rugby, or does he think of himself as a bowling ball?"

The joke was obviously funny, but Sayaka was too nervous to laugh. She asked eagerly:

"What should a girl do?"

Miyamizu Yotsuba, who is born with wisdom, did not disappoint her good friends. She is a genius who has already constructed a complete world view and outlook on life. Of course, this little thing cannot trouble her, and she immediately said with a smile:

"So as a kind-hearted girl, all you need to do is say 'what a fool'. For boys, the word 'fool' is equivalent to a medal. The more you say this, the happier they will be."

Sayaka nodded repeatedly when she heard this, because she found that what happened around her was exactly the same as what Yotsuba said.

"Sister Yotsuba, you are so amazing!"

Mushroom Head praised happily. Judging from her attitude, this was not a sarcasm, but a genuine admiration.

Yotsuba was immediately happier. She liked Sayaka's style and would not act condescending just because she was younger than her.

Such Sayaka is kind-hearted and cute.

Why does a good girl like her hang out with a clown like Shi Shi all day long? Yotsuba was puzzled, and then hated the monk head even more.

Sanye said in disgust:

"If you think about it, this is really twisted."

Yoto nodded, thinking that her silly sister had said something correct, but she hoped that her sister would say "The Imperial Envoy is also like this", but to her disappointment, neither her sister nor Sayaka seemed to include the Imperial Envoy in the boys she mentioned.

But then she thought again, it seemed that since the first time she met the Imperial Envoy, that guy only had two friends, her sister and Sayaka. If you think about it carefully, that guy might not be a boy at all!

At least psychologically!

Thinking of this, Yotto immediately became happy, thinking that Sayaka and the Imperial Envoy could not be called a couple at all, but sisters.

Mitsuha Miyamizu did not notice her sister's changing expression, her face was very serious.

Yottoha's words made her realize that her sister's learning environment was very bad, and there was such a stupid and bad boy in the class.

This is not okay!

The first thing that came to Mitsuha's mind was the appearance of the fashion trio in Itomori Junior High School. She deeply knew what kind of torture it was to have such unfriendly students in the class. And...

If Nakako heard what Yotsuba said, she would probably think of unhappy things.

Having experienced many things, she knew that it was not only boys who were bad and stupid and would become even worse and stupider, but even the dog in Kyosuke's house would lose themselves in the praise.

Just like yesterday morning, Momotaro was holding a big bone in his mouth, and Xiao Jiazi applauded and cheered, "Momotaro is so amazing, he can run fast with a big bone in his mouth!", and then the stupid dog raised his head high, walked into the pond, and fed the big bone to the fish.

Thinking of this, Sanye said nervously:

"Have you ever been bullied?"

Yotsuba turned around and looked at her sister in surprise, and said contemptuously:

"How could such a guy bully me?"

Looking at her sister's arrogant look, Sanye breathed a sigh of relief. But she was still a little worried, and secretly decided to bring the kendo club members to Yotsuba to support her when school starts next week. If necessary, she could just block the boys in Yotsuba's class outside the school and beat them up, or tell her father to ask him to find the teacher or the boy's parents.

But then the girl changed her mind and had a new idea.

Hmm... Let's tell Kyosuke about it~~

It's not that I want to throw the trouble to Kyosuke, but I want to spend more time with Kyosuke. It's rare that my sister is so useful, so I can't waste her~

Thinking of this, Mitsuha asked Yotsuba how she handled it.

Yotsuba raised her head proudly and said triumphantly:

"After the boy knocked the girl down for the second time, I immediately applauded and asked Xiangye and Sachiko to cheer together, praising the boy for his strong body and strength. The boy was really happy, and the other boys immediately started to make a noise. Then I said that even if you are strong, you must be careful and safe. It's okay to bump into classmates, but if you bump into the wall, you will definitely get hurt. Then..."

The little girl closed her mouth at this point, and her little face showed that she would not say anything if she asked for more questions quickly.

Miyazu Mitsuba curled her lips, then took a round fan from the table and stuffed it into her sister's hand, and then complained:

"Now there is no feather fan, so you have to make do with it."

As expected, Yotsuba fanned with satisfaction, but probably because the temperature at night was a little low, she only fanned twice and just used the round fan as a prop for posing.

"...Then, the other boys followed suit, saying that the boy was an idiot who only dared to bump into girls, and if he had bumped into the wall, he would have been injured long ago."

Sayaka, who was far away in Nara, stared at the screen of her mobile phone, and she suddenly found that Yotsuba's eyes were so bright.

That was the light of wisdom, right?

She guessed so.

"Like I said, the more you praise them for being idiots, the more stupid they will become. Faced with this kind of thing that will definitely be called idiots by everyone after doing it, the boy couldn't refuse at all. Before the girl who was knocked to the ground by him got up, he had already rushed to the wall of the classroom from a distance of five meters."

"Bang--!!"

Yotsuba suddenly screamed, and as expected, Sayaka on the screen jumped up in fright.

"Then what!?" Sayaka asked hurriedly.

"Then the boy knocked himself unconscious, and a lot of blood flowed from his head."

Speaking of this, the smug expression on Yotsuba's face suddenly disappeared, replaced by a little panic. Obviously, she was a little scared when she recalled the absurd and bloody scene. But she still managed to say the final summary:

"That boy got what he wanted. Not only did everyone in the class call him an idiot, but even the teacher and his parents thought he was an incurable idiot. I heard from the teacher that after the boy was sent to the hospital, his parents asked the doctor to help check if he had any problems with his intelligence."

The little girl laughed when she said this:

"Saayaka, sister, you don't know how funny our class teacher's expression was at that time. She actually said with surprise on her face, 'xxxx's intelligence is actually normal'. The whole class laughed at that time, but after discussion, everyone felt that the hospital's test must have been wrong. After all, the boy was indeed an idiot."

The two female college students really laughed. Sayaka felt that Yotsuba was worthy of being a miko, and she was good at telling stories. At the same time, she also praised loudly:

"Sister Yotsuba, you are really amazing! You can actually think of such a great way!"

Her attitude was too sincere. When praising Miyamizu Yotsuba, she did not forget to summarize herself:

"If it were me, I would probably be able to hide far away and not even dare to say something stupid. What if I praise him for being an idiot and he bumps into me in return? This is too scary!"

Just hearing the story made this guy uneasy.

Miyamizu Yotsuba nodded in agreement and affirmed:

"Sayaka, your idea is right. As long as they can gain more 'idiots', boys are willing to do anything!"

Sayaka offered a lot of compliments again, and Yotsuba responded with the same compliments very fairly, praising Sayaka as a cute girl who should stay away from stupid boys. The latter nodded repeatedly.

Next to her, Mitsuha Miyamizu fell silent after laughing. The girl's expression was very complicated.

She originally planned to eliminate the troubles for her younger sister by bullying the younger ones, but suddenly she found that her sister could solve the troubles that even the college student (Sayaka) was helpless without her help at all.

But after observing for a while, the miko shrine keenly noticed something was wrong with her sister.

When Sayaka praised Yotsuba, this guy's face was actually a little shy! ?

How is this possible? Based on Mitsuha Miyamizu's understanding of her sister, this guy can even confidently say that he promised to give it to her after eating his own ice cream secretly. How could he be embarrassed because of Sayaka's compliment?

After thinking for a while, Sanye said:

"That's awesome! Yotsuba, how did you come up with this idea?"

After she finished speaking, she stared closely at her sister's face, and sure enough she saw a hint of panic.

"Huh? Isn't it Mitsuye who taught Yotsuba?"

Sayaka said doubtfully.

When Siye heard this, she immediately shouted:

"How is that possible! My sister would be laughed at by classmates in Itomori and dare not speak! How could she come up with such a good plan!"

Sayaka retorted: "No, after the wine-chewing ceremony, Sanye specifically asked me to remind her the next day that she must take revenge..."

"Ah ah ah, stop talking, stop talking!"

The miko lady whose dark history was uncovered immediately shouted and interrupted. She would be laughed at by her classmates. She was so angry that she not only reminded Kyousuke to help her take revenge in the memo, but was also worried that Kyousuke would forget to read the memo, so she specially asked Sayaka Remind "her" the next day.

I complied in person, but the next day a substitute punched me hard.

This kind of thing is too shameful. Now that she has grown up, she is embarrassed to think about it. (End of chapter)