Tom Cat breaks through the dimensional wall

The way of finding the way with a wooden stick may be particularly unreliable and mysterious to others.

But for Tom, it is absolutely useful!

On the streets of Hong Kong, a big cat with a body length of 1.2 meters ran wildly on the road holding a wooden stick.

Whenever Tom passed an intersection, it would stand up the wooden stick, then watch the wooden stick fall down, and after determining the direction, it would pick up the wooden stick and continue to run forward.

In the mission world, Tom didn't care about hiding himself.

Even if many people cast curious eyes on him along the way, he didn't care much.

Perhaps because Jackie Chan was moving, the direction of the guide stick was also changing.

This made Tom a little annoyed, and he wanted to slap the stick twice, but he was afraid of fighting with it on the street, so he finally held back.

Because Tom knew that with his characteristics, if he attacked the stick, the stick might really fight back.

"Pah"

The guide stick fell again, and the stick head that was originally pointing to the 3 o'clock direction suddenly turned in the air and finally fell to the 1 o'clock position.

This is not going to work.

Jackie Chan is obviously busy now and is running around in the city. Although I want to use the guide stick to find Jackie Chan, it will be troublesome and slow.

I have to run behind Jackie Chan all the time, and I have to stop and use the stick to point the way again after running a certain distance.

The time wasted in the middle will make Jackie Chan fall behind again.

According to Tang Mu's experience of watching "The Adventures of Jackie Chan" and Jackie Chan's many action movies, once this guy jumps up, he will definitely be in chaos all the way, and it will be impossible to stop him.

If I really follow him like this stupidly, I really don't know how long it will take to catch up with Jackie Chan.

I have to find a faster way.

Tang Mu hugged the stick and jumped onto the road guardrail next to him.

Standing on the guardrail with his feet, he looked around with his hands on the pergola to see if he could find something useful.

Finally, Tang Mu found what he wanted.

He jumped down from the guardrail happily, ran through the long legs of the people coming and going on the street, and ran towards a fireworks and firecrackers shop on the street holding his wooden stick.

Not long after, Tang Mu ran out holding a bunch of fireworks.

Behind Tang Mu, the owner of the fireworks shop thought he had encountered a thief cat. He held a broom in his hand and chased Tang Mu madly while shouting "bad boy, pounce".

Tang Mu was terrified, holding firecrackers in both hands, and ran away all the way.

The money in the cat's account is universal.

Tang Mu wanted to tell the boss behind him that he had actually paid.

But looking at the current situation, it is estimated that the boss would not listen.

Not wanting to conflict with ordinary people who live seriously, Tang Mu could only run away with his head in his arms, and got rid of the owner of the firecracker shop with his agile body movement.

On the way, he met a neighbor who was carrying a basin of dishwater to pour water. Tang Mu was chased and couldn't avoid it, so he ran into it head-on!

There was a loud "bang" sound!

Afraid that the firecrackers in his hand would be wet by the water, Tang Mu raised his hands high, but he bumped into the iron basin with his face, and continued to run forward with the iron basin and the firecrackers raised high!

"Hey! My basin!"

The neighbor aunt who was pouring water lost her hand and didn't catch the iron basin. She watched a cat holding her basin and holding a bunch of firecrackers and running away.

"Hey! My firecrackers! You street cat!"

Behind Tang Mu, the persistent shop owner was still chasing him.

Just as he passed by the neighbor aunt pouring water, he stepped into the dishwater full of detergent, slipped, and fell on his back with a "ah".

Hearing the movement behind him, Tang Mu lifted the iron basin and put it on his head as if it were a hat several sizes too big.

Holding a bunch of fireworks and his own stick in his arms, he looked back and found that the shop owner had fallen. He could only say sorry in his heart, but his feet were still running fast like a wind and fire wheel.

Tang Mu ran into an alley like a stream of light, threw the things in his arms on the ground, and leaned against the wall to look back.

Finding that no one was chasing him, he let out a long breath.

Turning his head to look at the pile of firecrackers and iron basins at his feet, Tang Mu's mouth curled up and revealed a smug smile.

More than ten meters away, a car was parked on the side of the road. At this time, two plainclothes Hong Kong police were chatting and talking here.

Holding the fish balls he had just bought in his hands, the slightly fat middle-aged criminal policeman Cao Dahua was holding a bamboo stick in his hand and bragging to his colleagues with full energy.

"I'm telling you! Now that I'm a plainclothes officer, I don't patrol the streets often. Two or three years ago, the little devils on the street would have to take a detour when they saw me!"

While saying this, Cao Dahua also used a bamboo stick to pick up a fish ball from the plastic bowl, handed it to his colleague and shook it, raised his head and said, "Do you know what this is called?"

The young plainclothes colleague had obviously just teamed up with Cao Dahua, and blinked his eyes in confusion: "Fish ball?"

"What fish ball! I call this domineering! Do you know what domineering is! I haven't been in the underworld for three years, but there are still legends about me in the underworld! Do you understand what the value of the tiger of the serious crime team is?"

Cao Dahua laughed proudly and swallowed the fish ball on the bamboo stick in his hand!

Chewing the fish ball in his mouth, Cao Dahua's iconic mustache shook up and down as he chewed.

Seemingly satisfied with his colleague's reaction, Cao Dahua leaned against the railing beside the road with his elbows on it.

While chewing the fish ball, he casually glanced at the pedestrians on the nearby street.

Suddenly, he saw a bespectacled man in a suit and leather shoes looking at him without blinking.

"Hey, boss, he seems to be very dissatisfied with what you said."

The colleague approached Cao Dahua and said something that made Cao Dahua raise his eyebrows.

"Hey! Four-eyed! What are you looking at! Don't you believe what I said?"

Cao Dahua no longer leaned on the railing and stood up with the fish ball in his hand.

The bespectacled man had big buck teeth and looked stupid.

In the face of Cao Dahua's question, he even nodded stupidly.

This made Cao Dahua, who was very proud, couldn't help it.

He walked up to the bespectacled boy with a few big steps, chest to chest, face to face, the two of them were very close, Cao Dahua looked at the bespectacled boy in front of him with a fierce look.

"Hey! Bespectacled boy! You are so arrogant! Do you know what the consequences are of provoking the tiger of my serious crime team in Hong Kong! Believe it or not, I will break your glasses!"

Faced with Cao Dahua's intimidation, the bespectacled boy was still dazed, just looking up at Cao Dahua.

Cao Dahua wanted to save his face. He used the bamboo stick in his right hand to forcefully insert the fish balls in the plastic bowl in his left hand. He then used his free right index finger to forcefully tap the chest of the bespectacled man and said loudly:

"I tell you, as long as I am here, no one dares to cause trouble! Not to mention setting off explosions and chopping people in the street, they don't even dare to spit!"

"Do you know what a messenger of justice is? I will..."

"Boom!!!!!!"

Before Cao Dahua finished speaking, a deafening explosion sounded directly from behind a building more than ten meters away!

The sudden explosion scared everyone nearby!

Cao Dahua was frightened the moment he heard the explosion!

He instinctively squatted down, and the fish balls in his hand were not firmly grasped, and he threw them directly into the air.

"There is an explosion! Lie down quickly!"

As Cao Dahua spoke, he was the first to lie on the ground with his head in his hands.

At the same time, the bowl of fish balls thrown into the air also fell down while spinning.

It hit Cao Dahua's head squarely, and the fish balls and soup were all over his head.

But at this time, Cao Dahua could no longer care about these things.

He lay on the ground for a few seconds.

After the initial explosion, it was followed by the "crackling" sound of firecrackers similar to fireworks.

Cao Dahua felt something was wrong at this time.

Listening to the sound, it seemed to be different from the bad situation he imagined.

His head moved, and the soup of the fish balls flowed down his forehead. Cao Dahua frowned and looked at the sky.

He only saw a black shadow flying higher and higher.

Under the black shadow, there were fireworks that exploded continuously.

It was just because it was still daytime, so these fireworks were not as conspicuous and gorgeous as at night.

Even so, this made Cao Dahua understand what the current situation was.

There was no criminal attack at all, there were only fireworks that exploded by some street kid.

When Cao Dahua thought that he was scared to the ground by a bunch of fireworks, he felt embarrassed and angry!

He stood up from the ground.

Seeing that the four-eyed guy next to him was still staring at him, and even had a faint smile on his lips, Cao Dahua was a little angry.

"What are you looking at! Four-eyed! I'll treat you to fish balls!"

Cao Dahua knocked off the plastic bowl on his head, grabbed a fish ball from his head and stuffed it into the mouth of the four-eyed guy.

After doing all this, Uncle Da turned his head, looked at his colleagues, raised his head, and said: "Let's go! Let's go and see who is so bold that he dares to act wild in our territory!"

Cao Dahua and his new colleagues ran to the alley where the fireworks exploded.

On the other side, Tang Mu had already flown hundreds of meters high in an iron basin.

The iron basin was upside down, and Tang Mu squatted at the bottom of the basin. The howling wind in the air messed up Tang Mu's ears and hair.

That's right, the explosion just now was caused by Tang Mu.

It first lit the fireworks and firecrackers, then held them with the iron basin, and squatted on the iron basin.

After the fireworks and firecrackers were detonated together, Tang Mu, who was sitting on the iron basin, flew into the sky like a rocket with the impact of the explosion.

Tang Mu always believed in a simple truth.

Stand high and see far.

If you want to find Jackie Chan as quickly as possible, you have to take an unconventional path.

The wind blew in his ears.

Tang Mu's big ears swayed with the wind, and he didn't care about the fact that he was hundreds of meters high.

He took out the guide stick and threw it down casually.

Tang Mu looked down at the stick, which turned a corner in the air with the wind and fell towards a wide road in the city below.

Looking in the direction where the guide stick flew, Tang Mu narrowed his eyes and immediately saw a nimble figure shuttling through the high-speed traffic.

Without a doubt, that should be Jackie Chan he was looking for.

This IKEA God of War was really being chased by a group of people again. No wonder his guide stick was swaying left and right like a seizure.

Thinking of all kinds of things in his mind, Tang Mu changed from squatting to standing.

He regarded the iron basin under his feet as a flying sword, and he was a sword fairy flying in the basin.

In order to make the picture more coordinated, he also turned the inverted iron basin over, so that the basin mouth was facing up, and he stood in the iron basin.

In this way, for Tang Mu's body, the iron basin at least looked like a small boat.

On the street one kilometer away, a man wearing a blue sweater, tan pants and brown leather shoes was running desperately with his feet turned outward!

Behind him, a group of tall and strong people wearing black suits, who looked very difficult to mess with, shouted and chased him.

"Ah! Unlucky! Unlucky! Unlucky! Unlucky!"

Jackie Chan really couldn't figure it out. He just came out for a normal walk, and this group of people who came out of nowhere came up and wanted to kidnap him.

Although Jackie Chan thought he was a civilized and polite person.

But facing such a group of obviously bad guys, he naturally couldn't just surrender.

So after a struggle, Jackie Chan found the right opportunity and started to run away.

I thought that after I ran a distance, these people would give up.

I never thought that they were really persistent.

They had chased me for several blocks, but they still hadn't given up.

Jackie Chan couldn't figure out how he had offended them!

"Jackie Chan! Don't run! Our boss wants to see you!"

One of the people chasing Jackie Chan suddenly shouted.

"Sorry! I don't know your boss, and I don't want to see him."

Jackie Chan answered loudly while running away without looking back.

As he spoke, Jackie Chan flipped over the railing with one hand, and then relied on his superb skills and reaction speed to cross the vehicles coming and going, crossing the four-lane road in less than a few seconds.

The group of men in suits behind him also wanted to chase him, but they didn't have the same back as Jackie Chan. Just after they flipped over the railing and took two steps forward, they heard a series of rapid car horns!

"Beep, beep, beep!"

A large number of cars shuttled back and forth on the road, whizzing past.

The men in suits could only stop and stare at Jackie Chan across the street with some annoyance.

Jackie Chan, who had crossed the road, seemed to find that the people chasing him could not come over, so he stopped temporarily.

He supported his hands on his knees and gasped for breath, trying to recover his strength quickly.

At the same time, he did not forget to look sideways at the group of men in suits across the road.

Seeing that they really could not come over, he could not help but show a smug look on his face.

Standing up again, Jackie Chan recovered his strength and did not forget to make faces at the group of men in suits across the road like a child: "Lululu! Can't come over! Haha! Remember to cross the road at the zebra crossing and look at the traffic lights. I'm going home first!"

As soon as the voice fell, Jackie Chan suddenly heard a whistling sound from behind him.

Before he could react, he felt that someone hit his back of the head hard with a club!

With a "bang", Jackie Chan, who had just been showing off for only three seconds, suddenly fell forward to the ground.

"Ding Ding Ding"

Jackie Chan fell to the ground, and heard the sound of a stick hitting the ground, rebounding, bouncing, and rolling on the rough road.

Jackie Chan, who was hit by a stick, grimaced in pain and turned his head to look at the place where the stick made the sound.

Just then, he saw a stick rolling towards him.

Jackie Chan was sure that he was attacked by this stick just now.

But there was one thing that made Jackie Chan very concerned.

That is, why are there so many photos of himself on this stick?

These photos are also very strange.

It seems that there are both younger and older ones than himself. Jackie Chan's pupils shrank, and he almost cursed because there was a photo of himself cosplaying Chunli.

Jackie Chan didn't remember taking such a shameful photo!

This sudden sense of shame even made Jackie Chan forget his headache.

He got up from the ground at once.

I wanted to pick up this strange wooden stick, but I heard a series of car horns coming from the road ahead.

Looking up, Jackie Chan was startled.

The group of men in suits actually stopped the cars on the road, crossed the road, and ran towards him.

If he hadn't been hit by the inexplicable wooden stick just now, Jackie Chan would have successfully run away.

A series of encounters made Jackie Chan look bitter, and he could only turn around and run away again.

When he ran past a skateboard boy sitting on the steps to rest, Jackie Chan seemed to think of something and hurried back.

Looking at the confused boy in front of him, and then at the men in suits who continued to chase him, Jackie Chan picked up the skateboard and ran.

While running, he didn't forget to shout: "Sorry! I will give it back to you!"

"Hua La——"

Throwing the skateboard to the ground, Jackie Chan jumped on the skateboard and rushed back to the road.

When a bus passed by, Jackie Chan did not forget to hold the handle of the rear door of the bus, and with the help of the speed of the bus, he stepped on the skateboard and quickly moved away from the group of men in suits.

This method is indeed effective.

The speed of a person can never catch up with the speed of a car.

With the help of the bus, the distance between Jackie Chan and the group of men in suits is getting farther and farther.

This made Jackie Chan breathe a sigh of relief.

"Bang!"

At this moment, a black shadow fell from the sky and hit him hard!

The sudden movement startled Jackie Chan, and he almost let go of the bus.

Looking closely, Jackie Chan's eyes widened in shock.

I saw a big cat sitting in an iron basin. In order to keep up with its speed, it was paddling with its paws on the ground like a pole rowing.

The iron basin immediately rubbed against the rough road, creating sparks.

What made Jackie Chan's brain go crazy was that the cat was paddling on the road as if it were a river, not only keeping parallel to him, but also turning its head to wink at him.

It was the first time Jackie Chan saw such a flattering expression on a cat's face.

Seeing Jackie Chan stunned, Tang Mu raised his paw and made a big heart to Jackie Chan, with a face full of "I'm so cute, please adopt me quickly!"

Jackie Chan didn't think Tang Mu was cute.

Now Jackie Chan felt that there was something wrong with this cat!

He had to stay away from it!

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