Tom Cat breaks through the dimensional wall

In full view of everyone, Tom handed a speech to Dumbledore.

Dumbledore also took over the manuscript very naturally.

I thought that this young man Tom was so good that he even prepared a speech for me, which really saved him trouble.

Dumbledore took the manuscript, cleared his throat, and looked at the students in the audience with a solemn expression.

"Since everyone asked me to say a few words, then I will say a few words, ah. Well, I thought about it, which two sentences to say, then I will say these few sentences. I believe that these two sentences are better than Those two sentences are strong..."

Dumbledore's voice echoed throughout the Great Hall.

The more everyone listened, the more they felt something was wrong.

The students below looked at each other, and some senior students even started whispering to each other.

Professor Snape, who was sitting next to him, had an expressionless face all year round, and turned to look at Dumbledore.

I wondered if this old man had finally become confused.

Professor McGonagall was originally looking at the first-year freshmen.

Hearing the nonsense behind him, he turned around in surprise.

As time passed by, everyone in the auditorium gradually became unbearable.

"Bloody hell! Dumbledore is really good at talking. He's been talking about this for two hours."

Ron's eyes widened.

"ah!"

Harry next to him had already dozed off.

As soon as Ron spoke, he was instantly awakened.

All the teachers and students in the school feel that this is a kind of torture.

Even top academics like Hermione were stunned.

Especially Dumbledore always adds a very spiritual "ah" after several words, which is very brainwashing!

"So today, I just want to say these few words. So if you feel that these few sentences are not comprehensive enough, ah. In the future, please add a few more words to me."

"good!"

Seeing that Dumbledore finally finished speaking, everyone in the auditorium applauded!

For a time, warm applause resounded throughout the entire auditorium.

This was the first time Dumbledore had heard such warm applause since he entered the school. He immediately smiled and turned to look at Tom next to him: "Hey! The effect of your speech is quite good! Come back next time."

When Tang Mu heard this, the hair on his body stood up!

With lightning speed, he snatched Dumbledore's long speech back from his hand and quickly tore it into pieces!

Old Deng looked at Maomao confused, wondering why Tang Mu reacted like this.

Isn't the speech written for itself?

Why do I still want to talk about it in the future, but I don’t want to do it anymore.

Tom admitted that it was a bit of a misstep.

The main reason why Dumbledore made such a nonsense speech before was because he had been soaked in the rain, and he also wanted to let the students in Hogwarts get wet as well.

But Tang Muguang wanted to tear someone else's umbrella off.

But he forgot that he was also in the auditorium and had to be tortured with him.

It's better now.

Not only did the Seven Wound Fist deceive me, but it seemed that Dumbledore also experienced the fun of it. This was simply a sin!

Professor McGonagall coughed dryly, quickly stood in front of the Sorting Hat, and spoke faster: "Attention first-year students, this school strictly prohibits any students from entering the Dark Forest. This is a ban."

"In addition, our administrator Mr. Filch reminds us that the corridor on the right side of the third floor is also a forbidden area. If you don't want to die miserably, please don't go there. Thank you."

Professor McGonagall quickly repeated what Dumbledore had originally said.

She was afraid that Dumbledore would remember something he had not said and start another tirade.

"Yes, that's what I'm saying."

Dumbledore nodded in agreement with Professor McGonagall.

Professor McGonagall rolled her eyes, spread out the parchment, and continued: "Next, students whose names are called please come to the front."

"I will put the sorting hat on your head and determine which house you want to go to."

"Hermione Granger!"

At this moment, it means that the sorting ceremony has finally begun.

Little Hermione heard her name and immediately stepped forward.

As they walked, the nervous little Hermione was still murmuring to comfort herself.

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous..."

"She's mentally ill, weird."

Ron tilted his head and whispered to Harry.

It seems that this kid has quite a strong prejudice against Hermione now.

On the other side, Hermione had already arrived next to Professor McGonagall, turned around and sat on a stool, facing the students in the audience.

Little Hermione's feet couldn't even touch the ground and could only hang in the air.

After seeing Hermione sit down, Professor McGonagall put the Sorting Hat on Hermione's head.

Hermione looked nervous, but the Sorting Hat kept squirming and acting excited.

"Hey! Tom! Tom! Tom!"

As soon as it touched Hermione's head, the Sorting Hat yelled.

Hermione was startled, but she didn't dare to move. She could only look up at the Sorting Hat cautiously.

Snape reacted the fastest in the audience and immediately turned to look at Tom next to him: "What do you want to do again!"

This cat relies on being a cat, cute, sweet-talking and enthusiastic for two months, so that everyone in Hogwarts likes it.

But Snape saw through Tom's little trick at a glance.

This guy!

Definitely a fun-loving cat!

Just like the four-person gang of James Potter he knew when he was a student!

Snape's teeth itched with hatred when he thought of James.

"hey-hey!"

Tom showed Snape his signature Tom smile, then flipped over the long table and jumped next to the Sorting Hat.

The cat's actions immediately attracted everyone's attention.

The students looked at Tom, curious about this cat in clothes.

"Da Da, Da Da, Da Da!"

The cat beat a clapper in each hand in a very rhythmic manner.

With Tom's accompaniment, the Sorting Hat also twisted happily, and when it opened, it was pure Tianjin clapper.

"Hey, everyone, sit tight!"

"Listen to me."

"The tattered hat, I can sing~"

"The Eastern School of Magic is doing well~"

"A hundred flowers bloom, each with its own unique skills!"

"Lion House, brave! Passionate!"

"Badger House, gentlemen, never bend or break!"

"Eagle House, smart, knowledgeable wise men!"

"Snake House, powerful, ambitious!"

"Four major colleges, magical!"

"I will decide where the students should go!"

"Hey, I will decide where the students should go!"

"Good!!!"

The audience burst into applause!

"Good!"

Dumbledore also smiled and clapped happily.

"Ahem!"

Professor McGonagall next to him glanced at Dumbledore, coughed twice, and reminded the headmaster to pay attention to the impact.

Dumbledore then sat up straight and put down his clapping hands.

"Hogwarts is much more interesting than I thought!"

Ron turned his head and talked to Harry while clapping his hands vigorously.

Harry also smiled and his hands were red.

"Yeah! I feel relieved."

The Sorting Hat was very happy.

Hermione's face under the hat was almost as red as a monkey's butt.

Just now when the Sorting Hat and Tom were performing, she was the most embarrassed one in the audience.

"You can start the Sorting Ceremony."

Professor McGonagall reminded quickly.

A dean and a hat have been delayed for a long time.

The Sorting Hat smacked its lips, feeling a little unsatisfied.

But it also knew what its job was.

So, after a moment of silence, the Sorting Hat loudly called out the college where Hermione was: "Gryffindor!"

"Yeah--!!!"

Hearing Gryffindor, the table of students at Gryffindor immediately applauded and cheered collectively!

This was also their welcome to the new students in their college.

Professor McGonagall picked up the hat, and Hermione jumped off the stool as if she had been pardoned, and trotted to the long table where Gryffindor was.

Seeing Hermione sitting down, Professor McGonagall glanced at the parchment scroll in her hand, and then said: "Draco Malfoy."

Hearing his name, Draco raised his head and walked straight forward.

When passing by Harry and the others, he whispered proudly: "My family is Slyklin, and I must be a great Slyklin."

Harry and Ron looked at each other, not knowing why Draco suddenly told them this.

Confidently, Draco walked forward and turned to sit on the stool.

Professor McGonagall had not yet put the hat on Draco's head completely, and the Sorting Hat had already shouted in a super loud voice: "Gryffindor!"

"Yeah! Yeah~?"

Draco still wanted to celebrate a little.

Suddenly reacted and found that something seemed to be wrong?

"Gryffindor?!"

Draco looked up at the Sorting Hat above him.

"Yes, it's Gryffindor."

The Sorting Hat said, and turned his head to wink at Tom behind him.

He looked like a good brother who would respond to any request.

This "small" action was a bit too big.

Anyone with a slightly more active brain knew what was going on.

But Draco couldn't see, so he was a little anxious and immediately argued: "But! How could I be a Gryffindor! I should be a Slyklin! My whole family is Slyklin!"

"You have to believe me, kid, you are a little lion deep down in your heart, you are a natural Gryffindor. You have the courage, spirit and generosity of Gryffindor."

The Sorting Hat lied with open eyes.

"Is that so?"

Draco was somewhat convinced.

"That's absolutely true, go down, kid, you are the little lion of Gryffindor."

The Sorting Hat began to drive people away.

Draco was fooled and his mind was confused. He subconsciously jumped off the stool and walked towards Gryffindor.

At the Gryffindor table, the seniors looked at Draco Malfoy and had complicated expressions.

Next to Snape, Tom was so happy when he saw this.

He covered his mouth with his paws and laughed.

Snape, who was standing next to him, looked down at Tom unhappily because of the height difference.

This cat was poaching Slytherins in front of him.

And it was obviously on Gryffindor's side, which made Snape even more unhappy.

If Tom knew what Snape was thinking, he would have to say it was unfair.

It was not on Gryffindor's side.

It just thought it would be more fun this way.

"Puff puff puff!"

Another familiar laughter sounded.

Snape looked over with dissatisfaction.

It turned out that Dumbledore was also trying to hold back his laughter, and his face suddenly became darker.

He leaned back and had a terrible headache.

Tired... Destroy it.

This Hogwarts will become a mess sooner or later.

Snape had expected it.

The sorting ceremony continued.

One by one, the students whose names were called came forward and were sorted into different schools by the sorting hat.

The sorting results of these little wizards were the same as in the original book.

Tom only asked the sorting hat to change the result of Draco the Drag.

Therefore, Ron and Harry naturally entered Gryffindor in the end.

In fact, Tom wanted to continue to make trouble at first.

Assign Harry to Slytherin.

But after thinking about it, he gave up this decision.

There is no difference between Harry now and Harry in the original book. If he really enters Slytherin, there will definitely be a lot of unpleasant things.

Although Tom likes to play.

But school bullying is not allowed as long as Tom is still in Hogwarts.

The number of new students is not large.

The sorting ceremony ended quickly.

Draco Malfoy sat among a group of Gryffindors, feeling uncomfortable all over. It was really like sitting on pins and needles.

The Malfoy family is also well-known in the wizarding world.

Draco's father, Lucius Malfoy, is also a well-known Death Eater who has been whitewashed.

Although he has been whitewashed legally.

But it is an indisputable fact that Lucius was once a subordinate of Voldemort.

Such a pure Slytherin has now mixed into the Gryffindor team.

It is understandable that everyone looks at him strangely.

"Ding Ding Ding!"

Professor McGonagall tapped the goblet lightly with a spoon: "Please pay attention!"

The noisy students below heard the words and then they all quieted down and looked at the teachers on the stage.

Dumbledore slowly stood up with his hands on the long table and announced loudly: "Before the banquet begins, I want to say a few more words."

As soon as the voice fell, the whole audience was in panic!

The children were almost scared silly.

They still remember the two hours of nonsense speech just now.

Fortunately, this time Dumbledore did not speak for another two hours, but smiled and said: "Idiot! Crying! Residue! Twist! Thank you all."

Hearing this, everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, on the long dining tables of the major colleges, the tables that were originally empty, as soon as Dumbledore finished speaking, a lot of food suddenly came out of them.

The seniors and seniors were used to it.

The freshmen who had just entered school exclaimed one after another.

Not only the students' tables.

Steaming food also came out in front of the faculty and staff such as Tom.

The amount used was not small.

But Tom could only describe them as food, not delicacies.

There were hundreds of plates on the table.

These were all cooked by the house elves of Hogwarts in the kitchen downstairs.

At the end of the banquet, these plates would become empty again.

Roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops, lamb chops, sausages, bacon, steak, boiled potatoes, baked potatoes, mashed potatoes, fried potato chips, peas, carrots, gravy, ketchup.

These are the main courses for today's opening banquet.

The desserts after that are ice creams of various flavors, followed by apple pie, syrup fruit pie, chocolate trifle, fried jam donuts, wine jam pudding, strawberries, jelly and rice pudding.

To be honest, these foods can only be said to be okay.

Those roast meats and roast chickens sound good?

But Tom has eaten them, because they don't marinate them when cooking.

So it's only the skin of the meat that has flavor.

The meat itself is all bland.

In order to make up for this defect, they will sprinkle more salt and spices on the skin, which will eventually make the skin of the food too salty.

Britain is really a food desert.

The magic world, which is isolated from the world and lives like the 16th century, is even worse.

Only things made from potatoes are edible.

Or pick some corn cobs and bread to eat.

Tom suddenly thought, why not just take over the Hogwarts cafeteria.

No one can suffer but the children.

They are still growing up, how can they only eat these things?

Tom looked at the audience.

The students obviously did not have the same idea as Tom.

Harry Potter looked at the various kinds of food in front of him, his mouth was almost crooked with laughter.

Poor child, he has never eaten anything good since he was a child.

Ron is also a foodie.

He grabbed a big chicken leg in one hand and chewed it deliciously!