Tomb Raider: No more pretending, I am a Taoist priest

Looking at the airship that was as transparent as crystal, and even the sand on the ground could be clearly seen through the hull...

Hu Bayi and the other two looked very strange.

"Old Hu, you say... can we sit on this broken thing?" Fatty muttered in a low voice.

"Let alone us, even Fatty, it would be dangerous for you alone." Hu Bayi also spoke in a low voice.

"Okay, stop muttering, you two, I can hear it from so close, not to mention Zhou Yu."

Shirley Yang rolled her eyes at the two of them:

"And..."

Shirley Yang carefully looked at the transparent airship in front of her, poked it lightly with her jade finger, and tried it, and seemed to have a guess in her mind.

She continued:

"I think the material of this airship is quite hard, and the space is more than enough to accommodate four people."

"The most important thing is that since Zhou Yu took it out, it means he has the confidence."

"The one who knows me is Yang, the staff officer!"

Zhou Yu smiled lightly, and then threw the airship into the river without explaining anything.

Then he came to the fat man again, smiling.

"Uh... what... what are you doing?"

"Captain, please don't look at me like that, okay?"

The fat man suddenly felt something was wrong.

He subconsciously stepped back and tried to hide behind Hu Bayi.

But Zhou Yu would not let this guy retreat:

"Fuck, what are you doing?"

"What are you doing? Of course, I'm asking you, the fat man, to be a test driver!"

As he said that, Zhou Yu grabbed the fat man's collar with his big hand.

Then, just like holding a fat chicken, he grabbed the latter and threw him towards the airship...

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Mr. Zhou, I knew you had bad intentions!!!"

The fat man exclaimed repeatedly.

Seeing that he was about to fall, he subconsciously held his breath and prepared to fall into the water.

However...

There was a muffled "bang".

When the fat man really fell into the airship, he was surprised to find that the expected ship breaking and falling into the water did not happen.

On the contrary, he stayed in the boat steadily, and it felt... quite comfortable?

For some reason, the fat man jumped a few times, but nothing happened:

"Tsk tsk, Old Hu, Staff Officer Yang! Look!"

"I didn't expect this small airship to be so strong!"

The fat man shouted at Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang on the shore with a face full of novelty.

"I see it, I see it! Fatty, we are not blind--"

Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang were somewhat amused.

However, looking at the airship under the fat man, their eyes were full of surprise.

Unexpectedly, this small airship that looked as thin as plastic was so solid.

It was really amazing!

Turning his head to ask Zhou Yu, the latter had already jumped on the airship:

"Let's all get on, what are you still standing there for?"

"Hurry up and get on the road!"

"The real tomb of King Xian is still far away!"

Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang looked at each other, and had to suppress their curiosity and climbed on the airship one after another.

Gods have their own magic objects.

It was the two of them who made a fuss.

After all, Zhou Yu had shown a lot of strange things before.

For example, the green paint painted on the bamboo raft, and all kinds of strange poisons.

As the long pole paddled, the airship moved slowly forward.

This feeling is much better than swimming...

"Hey, Captain, can you spare some time to tell our fortune?"

"Let's see if there will be any danger ahead, so we can prepare in advance!"

The fat man asked while paddling the bamboo pole.

"Fatty, what Brother Zhou did is called divination. Do you understand divination? It's not fortune-telling!"

Hu Bayi couldn't help but smile and said.

He looked at Zhou Yu while speaking.

To be honest, he was quite curious about Zhou Yu's fortune-telling skills.

Maybe it was because the sixteen-character Yin-Yang Feng Shui secret technique he got was incomplete, or maybe it was something else.

Anyway, since he knew that Zhou Yu knew how to tell fortunes and predict the future, Hu Bayi's heart has been itching.

If he could see how Zhou Yu did it with his own eyes, maybe he could take the opportunity to learn some skills?

Thinking of this, Hu Bayi looked forward to it more and more.

"Fatty is right. If we know what dangers are ahead, our casualties will be greatly reduced." Shirley Yang also spoke at this time.

"Danger? Of course there is danger. As for what kind of danger, there is actually no need for divination. We can guess the general situation." Zhou Yu said.

"What do you mean?" Hu Bayi and the other two looked over without blinking."Didn't we see the mountain temple before we came in?"

Zhou Yu shrugged and gave the answer he had prepared long ago:

"Since there is a mountain temple, there must be a mountain god, so it's no surprise that there will be an immortal thousand-year-old monster deep in this cave."

"Besides, there are many big toads in the mountain temple, so there will be many giant creatures in the cave, such as toads as big as human heads, bugs as big as cars, etc."

"As for the last point..."

Zhou Yu pretended to think for a while and continued:

"With King Xian's temperament, there must be more than one kind of ghost things like human figurines."

"So, maybe there are things in this cave that are more disgusting than human figurines!"

"More or less, that's it."

Zhou Yu finished all in one breath.

What he was greeted with was the stunned eyes of Hu Bayi and the other two.

That feeling was like listening to adults telling mythological stories when he was a child, with eyes full of disbelief.

An immortal thousand-year-old mountain god monster?

A toad as big as a human head?

A bug as big as a car?

Damn it—do you have to be so exaggerated? !