The blind old man returned to the temple. Soon after, the priest grandma walked out of the temple. The priest grandma stood in front of the blind old man. The blind old man lowered his head. The priest grandma seemed to be smelling something. Then, the blind old man
He stretched out his hands and touched Grandma's face
"Did you see that blind old man has been smelling that... grandma, I think that... grandma has some special smell on her body. If we want to go in now, we must have that... smell on grandma's body!"
The dumb %%$$+%%$$+ woman heard the words and said in sign language, "But here the villagers make their own spices, and each household does it differently!" To enter the temple, you must go to the priest to steal the spices. "The dumb girl nodded, Jiang Han lowered his head and thought for a moment, but he had no good idea, and said, "Let's go, let's go back first, everyone sit down and think of a solution together!"
After speaking, the dumb girl and Jiang Han walked back towards the residence.
"What this is absolutely not possible!"
Hei Shrimp shook his head decisively and said, "It doesn't make sense, no, why, in terms of talent, Jiang Han and the dumb girl brother are better!"
Jiang Han heard the words and said, "Brother Hei, don't you have experience? And to be honest, among us, $$%%%% is the most senior and the most suitable age, so who is it?"
"Damn, Jiang Han, this is a different way to say old man"
When Jiang Han heard the words, he thought that he had lived for hundreds of years, whether he was old or not. Seeing that Hei Shrimp kept rejecting him, Jiang Han lowered his face and said, "One last time, Brother Hei, whether or not to go!" "No!"
Black Shrimp firmly said, "This kind of betrayal of soul and body, don't go!"
"OK,"
Hearing this, Jiang Han took out his mobile phone and said, "Then tell the second uncle that not only will he not do anything but drink tea and apply masks all day, but also drop the chain at the most critical moment, let the second uncle book the plane tickets for you, let's go back. !"
"Damn, Jiang Han, don't deceive people too much!"
"Hey, why hasn't the call been connected yet!"
"Jiang Han, say it again, don't take the second master to pressure, even the king of heaven will not do this kind of thing"
"Hey second uncle, Jiang Han, there is something."
Hei Shrimp stepped forward with a dark face, reached out to hold the phone in Jiang Han's hand, and nodded, Jiang Han saw this, his face was full of adultery, and said, "Oh, I made a mistake, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Black Shrimp knew about Jiang Handao, but it was too late to regret it, so he could only sigh and say, "Buddha said, if you don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, don't bother Second Master, and agree to the plan!"
After a while, the mute girl and the mute girl brother in the courtyard saw the door of the house open, and Jiang Han and Hei Xiazi came out one after another. Jiang Han resents
The dumb girl and her brother looked at the two with different emotions, and their faces were full of doubts.
273, staged a good show
Chapter 273:
"Just the lover of my dreams! I don't know if I can give this opportunity to take care of me for the rest of my life!"
In the priest's grandmother's room, the five people were divided into two groups and sat facing each other. Here were three dumb girls, Jiang Han and Heixiazi. On the opposite side were the priest grandma and the head of the village.
Hei Shrimp was expressing his love to the priest grandma at the moment. Hearing the mute girl and Jiang Han forcibly holding back, she didn't laugh.
That's why Jiang Han came up with a plan to let Hei Shrimp seduce the priest, Grandma. If he succeeded by virtue of Hei Shrimp's charm, then things would be easy. If it didn't work, Jiang Han and the dumb girl would take the opportunity to find the kind in Grandma's room. Bring out the spices and let the queen enter the temple pretending to be a grandmother
"This matter is a little hard to tell. Although this person is handsome and looks like a handsome young man, he is already very old. He has always wanted to choose a place to die and find someone with a white head. Before meeting, he dreamed of himself. My partner, the face in the dream is always so blurry, after seeing it, the person in the dream is finally clear!"
The priest grandma looked at Hei Shrimp like a fool. After a long time, he slowly made a gesture. Hei Shrimp quickly asked Jiang Han in a low voice, "What do you mean?"
Jiang Han replied in a low voice, "Go away!"
"Hey, Jiang Han, anyway, elder, how can you scold people?"
"Brother Hei, I misunderstood!"
Jiang Han hurriedly explained, "Don't let go, that old lady let go!"
"Damn, she's not at all tempted by such a confession, it's not scientific!" "Okay, Brother Hei, don't be scientific or unscientific, let's use the trick, the spice bottle is hanging on the wooden shelf over there!"
Hei Shrimp responded in a low voice, and then, with a painful expression, Jiang Han pretended to go forward and comforted, "Brother Hei, human%+
%+
Each has its own destiny, and there is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world!"
Hei Shrimp shuddered violently when he heard the words, then pushed Jiang Han hard, and said, "No! I don't understand, she is a good person, one by one $+%$+% where she lives!"
Jiang Han happened to be pushed by Hei Shrimp onto the other side of the wooden shelf. He didn't know that Hei Shrimp was using too much force and Jiang Han was too deeply involved in the play. The shelf was overwhelmed! When the priest grandma saw the head man, the head man was very angry and shouted, and three or four came in from the door. Person 3 leaves
"Speaking of Jiang Han, it's really embarrassing this time, don't tell it, don't tell Qianyuan, don't tell Tianzhen, don't tell Er Ye $+%$+%, especially not to Fatty said, that big mouth, if you know about it, this matter has spread, so how can you mess with it!" Jiang Han and the dumb girl finally stopped holding back at this moment, laughing loudly
"Okay, that's enough for the two of you. After talking for a long time, did you get that thing?"
Jiang Han heard the words and said, "If you can't get it, why don't you feel sorry for Brother Hei for paying!" After saying that, Jiang Han took out a small glass bottle from his pocket, and the spices were on the wooden shelf.
The dumb girl looked at the spices in Jiang Han's hands and knew that everyone was one step closer to retrieving the video recording equipment. She smiled happily and gave Jiang Han a thumbs up.
Jiang Han handed the spices to the dumb girl and said, "Next, it's time to watch it!"
The three of them returned to the $%3$%9 residence. Jiang Han told everyone about the next step. The next step was to let the dumb girl pretend to be a priest and lead Jiang Han and others into the underground river under the temple.
"To play a grandma, you need three three-conditions, one is the spice, you have it, the other is the performance, the dumb girl can help, and the other is the human skin mask, this one needs the help of the black brother!"
A day later, Hei Shrimp made a mask out of the skin. Jiang Han took the mask and touched it, saying, "Brother Hei, it's okay, it feels exactly like a real person's skin!"
"That must be!"
Hei Shrimp said with a proud look on his face, "Brother then relied on this bastard to eat!"
"By the way, how's the training over there?"
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