Tomboy

    Lu Yao even forgot his breathing instinct.

    He stared at Li Mingzhu's face, even if he couldn't see clearly in the dark, he didn't dare to look away.

      It was probably because Lu Yao was really making him uncomfortable that he subconsciously snorted.

    Lu Yao almost thought she was going to open her eyes in the next second.

    And Li Mingzhu just tilted her head in the next second, found a comfortable position and continued to sleep.

    Lu Yao swallowed and froze his body, without any movement for five minutes.

    For a long time, he was like a rusted robot, laying down frame by frame, if there were sound effects on the scene, it must be all the rustling sound of machinery.

    He just kept his eyes open until dawn, Lu Yao played the role of a zombie for most of the night, until the heavy rain outside turned into a light rain, the morning light appeared from the sky, and Li Mingzhu followed the biological clock. Relax your body.

    As soon as Lu Yao felt movement beside him, he immediately closed his eyes and burst out with amazing acting skills: he began to pretend to be asleep.

    Li Mingzhu took a while to wake up, and when she woke up, she subconsciously lifted the quilt, but she hit Lu Yao directly.

    She then remembered that she slept in the same bed with Lu Yao last night.

    Li Mingzhu took a deep breath and thought: I fell asleep!

    She patted her forehead, and thought helplessly again: I actually fell asleep... incredible.

    Li Mingzhu has always been vigilant, and will never relax herself at any moment, otherwise, she has lost her horse after so many years, how can she hide it. She is thoughtful, but this 'specialty' is the only one that frequently fails in front of Lu Yao.

    Li Mingzhu rolled over and got out of bed, she moved very little, and she was careful not to make any noise to Lu Yao.

      .

    Lu Yao was lying on the bed, although his body did not move, but his mind was very clear. The lack of sleep at night also caused his eyes to have a faint blue color. He lay dry like a mummy, thinking for a while how to get up to appear more natural.

    Li Mingzhu built her own small kitchen. On the roof outside, she built it with a simple turn of the head. A gas stove with a small tank was left empty. pot.

    Cooking and cooking is done in this pot.

    The small kitchen is under the window. As soon as Lu Yao sat up, she said, "Awake?"

    The sky outside turned a fish belly white, and the winter days always come later, Lu Yao nodded, his voice a little hoarse, "You..."

     Before he finished speaking, Li Mingzhu said, "The clothes are at the bedside, and the toothbrush and tooth cup are where the clothes were washed last night."

    Lu Yao's words were simmered in his heart and silent.

    He woke up early in the morning and saw Li Mingzhu's face, and immediately uncontrollably remembered the little things he did last night, and he didn't dare to face Li Mingzhu's face with a guilty conscience.

    Lu Yao didn't know which website he saw at this time:

    Lu Yao felt that Li Mingzhu was such a worry.

    How can I take care of the details that even the toothpaste is squeezed! This is too exaggerated!

    As everyone knows, Li Mingzhu has a habit of taking care of Su Tianyu for more than ten years. She is used to it and takes care of Lu Yao easily.

    After washing, Lu Yao wore ill-fitting clothes and wanted to rub against Li Mingzhu's side, but she thought for a long time without taking any practical action.

    He did something incredible last night. Although he was not discovered by the client, the 'criminal suspect' Lu did not dare to face Li Mingzhu since he woke up.

    The thin redness on Lu Yao's face never faded, but she couldn't see clearly due to the lack of bright sky, and because Li Mingzhu was a little short-sighted, she didn't notice anything unusual about him. .

    At the beginning of six o'clock, the sky outside became brighter again, and the surroundings gradually became popular, and there were already clanging cries downstairs:

    "Receiver - Refrigerator - Color TV - Air Conditioner - Laundry (Three Tones) Machine -"

    Li Mingzhu spread out the folded table in the room and served a bowl of fragrant meat porridge, with two eggs and a stack of mustard on the side.

    Lu Yao did not say a word, Li Mingzhu gave him a strange look, Lu Yao was shocked when she saw it, and she thought to herself: What is she looking at me for! Did she find out?

    In normal times, Lu Yao certainly wouldn't be so exaggerated, but he was the one who did the 'bad thing' first, and he didn't regret it at all after doing it, and even remembered the bad thing One night, I still felt a little unfulfilled.

    So he was glanced at by Li Mingzhu at this time, and Lu Yao felt as if he had seen through everything.

    Li Mingzhu said, "Why do you talk so little today?"

    Lu Yao said in his heart: Very few, isn't it quite a lot?

    He sat on the stool, picked up the bowl of porridge absent-mindedly, took the spoon and put it into his mouth, while sending it, "No, you are not very happy like this... It's so hot! "

    Li Mingzhu clicked, patted off his hand holding the spoon, pinched his chin skillfully, watching Lu Yao stick out his tongue, Li Mingzhu said, "Don't you know how to blow twice?"

    She was very close to Lu Yao. She frowned and stared at his mouth for a while because she was anxious to check whether Lu Yao was so stupid that she burned her tongue.

    Lu Yao's pupils dilated slightly, he hid for a whole morning, but at this time he couldn't bear it any longer, so his eyes all fell on Li Mingzhu's red and swollen lower lip.

      Let's not say whether he is afraid of the consequences of being discovered by Li Mingzhu, but after seeing it now - this appearance directly caused a great visual attack to Lu Yao.

    Lu Yao pushed Li Mingzhu abruptly like a girl who had been molested.

    Li Mingzhu slipped her hand and was stunned for a moment.

    Lu Yao pursed his lips, looked away, and said dryly, "Don't get so close to me."

    Li Mingzhu:…

    Baffling! She thought, why is this little ancestor crazy!

    Li Mingzhu was not annoyed when she was pushed away, because Su Tianyu woke up.

    She woke up, and before she opened her eyes, she began to shout in a long voice, "Li Mingzhu! Li Mingzhu! I'm hungry! You feed me! Eat!"

    Li Mingzhu is not good.

    Seeing that Su Tianyu was awake, Lu Yao raised his head and glanced.

    Li Mingzhu walked over, Su Tianyu had already opened her eyes, she shouted again, "Help me up, comb my hair, I'm going to do two braids today, and I'm going to braid them like last time. "

    Li Mingzhu responded and helped Su Tianyu up. As soon as Su Tianyu sat up, she saw Lu Yao.

    She saw a strange man suddenly appear in this small room, her eyes widened in surprise, she went crazy and screamed.

    Li Mingzhu frowned, "Shut up!"

    Su Tianyu refused to shut up, staring at Lu Yao and screaming even more fiercely, Lu Yao was numb all over, and he didn't even dare to drink porridge.

    Especially thinking that this is Li Mingzhu's mother, his mind ran the train at an untimely time in such a tense situation, and thought of a sentence that is 108,000 miles away from now: Offending your mother-in-law will not end well.

    Su Tianyu screamed, "Who is he! Who is he! Who is he!"

    Li Mingzhu said, "My classmate."

    "You bullshit! Are you going to go with him, are you not wanting me!" Su Tianyu grabbed everything that could be grabbed on the bed, and smashed it towards Li Mingzhu, Li Mingzhu was worthy A few escaped, and the remaining few who did not escape were smashed.

    She took down the comb that hit her and glared at Su Tianyu, "Don't move!"

    Li Mingzhu threatened, "I told you not to move, didn't you hear me!"

    Lu Yao, who was not far away, was shaken by the roar.

    Su Tianyu couldn't do it, her mouth slumped, and she burst into tears, "You little bastard! I…"

    Su Tianyu was so heartbroken that she cried, and finally hiccupped. Li Mingzhu cried so hard for her, so she had to coax softly, "I didn't want you."

    She patted Su Tianyu on the back, "Will I give you the braids that Li Wenlin likes?"

    Although Su Tianyu is crazy, but a lunatic also has a lunatic intuition. For example, she knows that Li Mingzhu eats soft food and not hard food, so when Li Mingzhu coaxes her, she cries more vigorously, much like Meng Jiangnu's learning , Crying can not fall the Great Wall, and strive for the momentum of crying out the water of the West Lake.

    Li Mingzhu coaxed a few words, but no effect was seen, her nature was exposed, she frowned, and raised her voice fiercely, "You are still working hard, aren't you!"

    Su Tianyu knew that she couldn't cry at this time, so after a few moments, she hugged herself pitifully into a ball, turned her eyes, and stared at Lu Yao fiercely.

    Lu Yao's back was numb for a moment, and he stood up suddenly.

    Su Tianyu looked at him like this, making him feel as if he had stolen some rare treasure from someone else.

    Li Mingzhu bent over to pick up the glass beads on the ground, she patiently tied Su Tianyu two braids, and when she tied the knot, she suddenly took out two cherries from her hand like magic fascinated.

    Su Tianyu's eyes lit up and she smiled sweetly.

    Lu Yao noticed that this hair rope was bought by Li Mingzhu when he went shopping under Yintai yesterday. He also ate for a while because of the possibility of "Did Li Ming have a girlfriend", and was unhappy for a long time.

    Now that the two hair ropes fell on Su Tianyu, he was inexplicably relieved.

    Li Mingzhu washed Su Tianyu's face, rinsed her mouth, took medicine and then fed her food, and finally brought the mirror to Su Tianyu, Su Tianyu was coaxed to be happy, and curled the ends of her hair to enjoy the new cherry headdress.

    Li Mingzhu finally had free time, and hurriedly sat on the table and ate two bites.

    After watching the whole process, Lu Yao felt so stuck.

    He asked, "Have you always been like this?"

    Li Mingzhu didn't answer, Su Tianyu saw that they were sitting close, and shouted again, "Li Mingzhu! You are not allowed to sit so close to him! Men have nothing good! He will lie to you. !"

    Lu Yao replied, "Auntie, I won't lie to her."

    "Fart! None of you men can listen! You just want to deceive Li Mingzhu! You are dreaming! You are dreaming!"

    Su Tianyu scolded her with her teeth and claws, as if she could get up and jump off the bed in the next second, and beat Lu Yao.

    Lu Yao said, "Auntie seems to jump down and hit me."

    Li Mingzhu laughed, "If you can force her to jump down and beat you, you won't have to study until tomorrow, and I will recommend you to Tsinghua Medical University."

    Lu Yao:…

    Li Mingzhu always has some out of place dark humor.

    Lu Yao said again, "She doesn't seem to like me."

     "Don't worry, it's normal." Li Mingzhu gave him a relieved look, "She doesn't like me either."

    Li Mingzhu thought about it later and added, "She doesn't like humans either."

    Lu Yao thought: Can you be the same as me, you are her own, I am not, and how can you give people such a bad impression when you first meet?

    Master Lu himself has not yet figured out why he should care about a crazy woman's impression of him. This is probably the legendary 'seeing mother-in-law nervousness syndrome'. Once it occurs, there is no cure.

    The main symptoms are as follows: Trying hard to earn performance in front of my mother-in-law, one of which is to please her. Science has proved that this motivation is passive, not active.

    Lu Yao is now 'passive' and wants to establish his favorability in Su Tianyu's heart.

    Before he established his favorability, he asked in confusion, "Why does Auntie call you Li Mingzhu?"

    Li Mingzhu's hand to clean up the tableware was stunned for a moment, her eyes were lowered, and the lie came casually, "My mother wants a daughter, the name is Li Mingzhu, and I am not born, she is crazy ."

    Li Mingzhu has a very high talent for lying, and can deal with Lu Yao easily.

    Lu Yao suddenly realized that he believed it.

    He read it again, "Li... Mingzhu, Li Mingzhu, the name is very good." Lu Yao said, "Pearl, she must take you very seriously."

    Li Mingzhu pulled the corner of her mouth with a smile, and said sarcastically, "Haha, maybe."

    When Li Mingzhu was washing the dishes, Su Tianyu glanced at her outside vigilantly. Seeing that Li Mingzhu lowered her head and didn't pay attention to the movement in the room, she hooked her finger to Lu Yao mysteriously.

    Lu Yao pointed at himself, Su Tianyu nodded nervously.

    Lu Yao walked over, showed a twelve-point male **** standard smile, spoke very enthusiastically, made a belated introduction, and tried to put his favorability in Su Tianyu's heart Exploding, "Hello Auntie, I'm Lu Yao, Li Ming...zhu's classmate."

    "Cut, return to classmates." Su Tianyu sneered, and suddenly asked him with narrowed eyes, "Tell me, are you her boyfriend!"

    Lu Yao originally typed an 800-word belly draft with a good impression, and even how to praise Su Tianyu's beautiful hair, the sentences were arranged and combined, but I didn't expect Su Tianyu to be so hot as soon as he opened his mouth, he Immediately stupid.

    Lu Yao thought of his son who stole his family at night, but his brain was too slow to turn around. said, "...Ah?"