Tomorrow
: New book preview
The name of the next book has been determined to be called-"I am not a savage"!
This time we will go back to ancient times and see our ancestors.
See the story of Huang Di, who was reminded by pig's feet to learn how to smelt bronze, and finally carried the bronze Xuanyuan sword. The bully Chi You, who was riding on a giant panda and holding two stone axes, flees in a hurry. A story about fighting after losing your head.
Look at how the Kuafu family chased the sun with pig’s feet on their backs, and how Yandi’s daughter was fooled by pig’s feet to fill the sea...
Look at how our ancestors survived in the wild beasts and poisonous insects,
Look at how pig's feet looked at how Chinese civilization was born little by little.
Look at how the pig's feet blow the horn when Cangjie is making characters.
Look at the story of how pig’s feet tasted herbs in order to survive, and see how pig’s feet started my habit of eating everything in Greater China...
In short, civilization suddenly appeared in a certain morning...
Why do you want to write about Honghuang? It’s impossible to write about it. When I was scolded in the Tang Dynasty, I read the book like a hundred thousand grass mud horses whizzing by. I wrote about the Song Dynasty and called me willing to be a dog slave. I wrote about the Han Dynasty and talked about pigs. When facing the Han Wu Emperor Liu Che, you should **** Gillian away, ravage Wei Qing, step on Huo to get sick, and you should not bow your head to be a kid.
writes Ming Dynasty—Fuck, I found this is a huge mud pit—
Write the Qing Dynasty? Subjects that will never be touched in this life,
I really want to write about the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, but unfortunately, no readers will read it. There are still restrictions on writing.
The love of the Three Kingdoms, but there are so many books about the Three Kingdoms, I checked it, more than four thousand, my mother, I am afraid that the red rabbits and horses are all riddled with holes.
So, let’s write about Honghuang. It was an era without historical textual research. No one would ever scold me for tampering with history, right?
We can honestly use the existing myths and legends to write a real historical history, right?
In this book, the emperor is a strong man, Chi You is a bully riding a panda costume, and the Emperor Yan is an old silver coin who likes to provoke two young tribal leaders to merge. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
Xingtian is a two-pole who likes to beat up injustices. The Kuafu clan is a group of people over two meters tall, and Jingwei is a careful girl.
Pig's feet is a guy who dreams of returning to future generations to continue to enjoy the fruits of civilization. In order to make his life more comfortable, he must find the ingredients for himself, find the tea to drink, make his own wine, and make vinegar and soy sauce if the wine is not successful. Taking a bite, he racked his brains and went through a lot of hardships.
To be the emperor in this world?
Forget it, as the emperor, you will catch some wild boars and slowly raise them in captivity, and finally domesticate the wild boars, and then castrate the pigs, and finally you will end up with a bowl of braised pork.
The above is the story. We look for sunshine in suffering, and smile in suffering. We find our supreme position in the process of fighting with nature.
Also, please ask for a ticket, this is the last one tomorrow
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