Transcending the Nine Heavens

The little guy said, it’s all right.

But... Is this a child who is less than one and a half years old can say?

"Oh~~~~" Chu Yang glared at his forehead, and the real collapse was defeated.

One-year-old child who has seen it? Which one is not a handful of urine? Grandma has to call ‘short,’ and ask her mother to call ‘very brutal’...

Put a diaper in your crotch at all times, and if you are not careful, you will pee in your body; if you are not happy, pull your pants...

This age, who can clearly and fluently call their loved ones and elders without admitting mistakes, is already a surprise to everyone.

But this son of Chu Yang is obviously more than a hundred thousand miles away from this well-known stage!

It’s straightforward to discuss life with Chu Yang and talk about ideals.

Chu Yang feels absolutely feasible.

Even, he felt that in front of this enchanting son, he discussed with him the overall situation of the world, and said the situation of the nine heavens... It seems to be absolutely feasible.

Chu Yang has always been shocked by others, but this time, Chu Yuzui was first seen by himself, and the son of one year and two months was directly shocked by the dizziness, plus seven.

Now, this little guy is in his arms and is being held by himself; and he is calling himself in the old-fashioned autumn: Lao Chu, do you understand?

Chu Yang tangled and said: "I don't understand... How do you tell me how to understand? Son, you are only one year old and two months..."

Tie Yang raised his face: "Old Chu, there is a kind of person in this world, called a genius!"

This time, Chuyang nodded like chicken and rice.

Looks like this son, not a genius can not really say; but ... has been genius almost enchanting.

"Son, what about you, willn't it be an old guy born again?" Chu Yang suddenly looked at the kid, remembering his own rebirth, and picked it up in his heart and asked with vigilance.

"On your head. I also know that rebirth?" Tie Yang sneered at the nose: "The old guy is attached to me, it is not called rebirth, but is called to win! And the newborn child can not be taken; you know Once you do that, the two souls will be gone! Do you know?"

Chu Yang scratched his head: "What happened to you?"

Tie Yang sighed deeply and said quietly: "Old Chu, I can only say... This is a wonderful thing. Well, it’s just that I passed the reincarnation. But the luck is not good. But some things have not disappeared, but I am your son is certain ... you can rest assured that this is not the case. Otherwise I would not dare to expose it in front of you..."

"Why do you dare to expose me if you are you?" Chu Yang was very puzzled.

The little guy said deeply: "Old Chu, that's because you can accept it."

"What do you call me?" Chu Yang's eyebrows stood up.

"Old Chu... can make me call old. You are already amazing." The little guy looked at Chu Yang with a kind of ‘I call you so, you should be glorious’, very appreciative. Very commendable, very recognized look.

"Little bastard! Calling 爹!" Chu Yuzuo was called three times old Chu, and now it has reacted, violently angry, the roar of the seven cigarettes; the little **** you are still lawless?

Old Chu? Lao Chu is also **** you called!

Is Laozi still glorious?

The little guy collapsed and distorted his face: "You want me to beat me, that is your power, and I can't stop you from having fun, but you can't call me a little bastard. I am your son, If I become a little bastard... then you are not..."

"I don't mean to beat your **** into eight!" The voice has not fallen, and has been turned over by Chu Yang's angry body. According to the fat and tender little buttocks, it is a slap!

Snapped!

"I don't say it!" The little thing was very interesting to shut up. The hero does not eat before the loss.

"Don't dare to call me old Chu?" Chu Yang prestige and murderous, full of the majesty of the father. But looking at the five red-hot finger prints on the little things, there is some distress; I comfort myself: this little bastard, so enchanting, can hold!

"You are miserable." Was slapped, the little guy certainly didn't cry, but he was very happy to watch Chu Yang: "I left a fingerprint on my ass? Wait for the mother to come over. I took off my pants and showed it to her. And then burst into tears... I’m not afraid to tell you, my tears are coming, I’m absolutely crying!”

The little guy sullenly looked at Chu Yang: "Hey, see who is uncomfortable at the time!"

Chu Yang was in a hurry and immediately lost: "Zuzong... You are not my son. You are my ancestor."

Tie Yang’s face is full of smirk: “And, not only that! If it’s the only thing. Isn’t it cheaper? You want to build feelings... I can completely destroy you all the opportunities, even if you are The establishment of rhetoric is a little bit, but there is me, I promise, and immediately disappear!"

"With me, you want to hold the beauty! It is because of your slap!" The little guy hated.

"My pro-ancestor..." Chu Yang wants to cry without tears.

Damn, the children of other people’s families are all slaps of love, and they think about it. You can do this yourself, but in turn threaten yourself...

Is there any reason?

"Does you surrender?" The little guy looked at his old man with a playful look.

"Submit." Chu Yang downcast.

"Do you think that you can make my slap in the face without a convincing surrender?" The little guy is unreasonable: "Thinking about beauty!"

"How do you do it in the end, will you be willing to give up?" Chu Yang lowered his voice and asked his teeth.

"Two conditions. You just promise me, I not only listen to you, but since then I have changed my mouth and shouted, and I am also responsible for helping you to catch up with my wife, um, that is your wife!" The little guy stretched out two white fingers. , dangling in front of Chu Yang.

Looking at the **** dangling in front of me, Chu Yuzuo is really complicated. It is like knocking over the five-flavored bottle. It is sour, bitter, and salty. At the same time, I want to cry.

If the brothers know that they have been rectified by a one-year-old baby to this point... Gu alone and Dong Wushou Mo Tianji estimated that they can only laugh at an internal injury; but the people of Jimo Rocco are absolutely The laughter will die alive!

Especially ignorant, he can definitely laugh at himself and make a big rise! And go up a few times! This is beyond doubt!

"What conditions?" Chu Yang was dry and erected a white flag.

Damn, Lao Tzu will rectify you later!

You Laozi, I am an old celery dealer, but can't hold you this little parsley?

"The first question, I have no problem with my own name?" Tie Yang said: "Like now, Tieyang Tieyang, it is hard to hear. A tall poplar tree, not a poplar? Is it a pile Weichai... My mom’s name is really bad!”

Chu Yang's slap is a little itchy, forcing the impulse to slap a slap in the face, swallowing a spit, said: "It can be discussed."

"Although my mom is to miss you, I can't take my name and joke." The little guy stretched out his legs comfortably, and it was like a lotus root that was fat and stretched into several sections of the calf. With a big toe, I ordered a little Chu Yang chin: "The name is very important. It has a bearing on the future of life. It is better to be domineering."

"To be domineering?" Chu Yang said: "What about your Chu Batian?"

"Vulgar! Vulgar! Vulgar!" The little guy was furious: "Is it better to call Chu to eat the day? What is the domineering? I have eaten every day."

"Then you call Chu eat the sky!" Chu Yang made a decision.

"No..." The little guy was completely speechless: "It’s not that you climb like this..."

"That's it!" Chu Yang said undoubtedly: "The little name is called a dog!"

"I protest!" The little guy squatted.

"The protest is invalid!" Chu Yang snorted.

The little guy turned his eyes: "But my mom called iron to make up the sky... I can't be heavy with her... Besides, she fills the sky. I eat the sky... It's dry, this is not filial piety."

"Then you call Chu eat the land." Chu Yang had countermeasures. Little bastard, you actually know the sins of filial piety: "Chu eats the most domineering! Absolutely no name!"

"Oh..." The little guy really wants to cry.

"What do you want to call?" Chu Yang asked humbly.

"I like madness. Is it called Chu Mania?" The little guy apparently found this guy in front of him to be very difficult to deal with, using a tone of discussion.

"Chu mad..." Chu Yangdao: "There is less charm."

"Chu mad?" The little guy is persevering and tirelessly discussing: "Would you like a madman?"

Chu Yang is dizzy.

What are the messy names?

How did this guy come up with it?

"Just these two, choose one." The little guy compared it and said: "Well, I will call Chu crazy. About changing the name, after you get my mom, your wife, you go with her. Say, it’s what you think. It must be fixed."

Three, five, and two, actually made a decision!

I just said that I chose one of the two, but now I have no chance to choose one.

Chu Yang’s squinting eyes, even the power to participate in the deprivation.

The suffocation of this moment is really a small thing; the screaming gasps: "I am doing your old mother... you are a little bastard... I can't stand it!"

The little guy snorted, very disdainful gimmick: "If you don't want that... I still haven't."

Chu Yang was stunned by anger, and he said with anger: "You know a fart! Laozi was being dried..."

"Dried?" The little guy looked at his father with a sly look, and suddenly opened his mouth and laughed.

God knows. A one-year-old little doll, with a very crashing expression, a very distorted look, very uninhibited wow haha ​​laugh... This is what kind of scene.

Chu Yang's face is black.

I hurriedly changed the subject: "Why do you have to call Chu crazy?"

The little guy took a sigh of relief and used a very deep and strong tone to make a sigh of relief: "I am a madman, phoenix smiles at Kongqiu. Holding a green jade stick. Looking towards the Yellow Crane Tower..."

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