Transcending the Nine Heavens
Vol 5 Chapter 403: Such an allusion
Chapter 403 is such an allusion
"I really want to get rid of my pants and let you compare them!" Chu Yang waited, looking at this face, looking at the face, with a face that was recognized and immediately burst into laughter. The expression of ***, looking forward to watching three people, but saw three inexplicable faces and three pairs of very doubtful eyes.
Chu Yuzu finally finally stunned his face and finally couldn’t stand the very depressed voice: "Don't you think that this thing is really like what we are in our pants... What?"
Chu Yuzuo is a bit crazy, never once, telling a joke to say that he is depressed to this point!
These three people, there are too few humorous cells...
The depression of Chu Yuzuo is not unreasonable, because he directly screwed the whole thing. He really didn't know that what he said was not unexpected, but the one he said actually misled the people: we also have it!
It’s just that this sentence is broken!
You said that there is... the problem is that what you said is not in the family... It’s really not! Obviously, you can say that there is no one, can you still have nothing to do with it?
Therefore, Chu Yuzu can not be mad. The last sentence was very depressed.
When he came out of this sentence, he suddenly understood it among the three people. Even if he didn't understand it, he suddenly understood it. In one of the moments, one of them had already pulled out the internal injuries and suddenly laughed at the belly.
It’s a laugh, it’s killing me...
As for the other two, it is angry to look at Chu Yang, look at the posture, it is necessary to pounce on him to mammoth!
Chu Yuzai finally met someone, and he was about to laugh with the meeting, but he greeted two cold and irritated eyes. The kind of gaze contained in these eyes was enough to make his whole child a thousand!
Chu Yuzu only felt that the back of the ridge was cool, just to burst into the mouth and then returned to the belly. He smiled awkwardly, touched his nose, scratched his head and said, "Why, isn't it funny?"
"It's funny!" Tiebutian bit his teeth and tried his best to make himself not attack. Suddenly, he burst into anger and said: "It’s so funny! So vulgar, so sloppy, so... you actually announced it to your mouth. Actually still smug... Actually still... you and you, really shameless!"
Another shadow is a little dumbfounded and looks at Chu Yang, really wants to explode him!
"Hey..." Chu Yang was stunned. I really don't know why this joke that should have been unimpeded between men has turned out to be counterproductive at this moment.
This is really amazing!
Is it a different person from the ordinary man who is the emperor? Didn't even have this minimum smile?
"Don't you say your allusion?" I can't wait to open the topic, this joke is really dying. The face of Tiebutian is already red.
It is abhorrent to say this in front of me! hateful! Extremely confusing!
"I... I dare not say it." Chu Yangqi took his head and was weak. If you say this in your heart, it has already triggered such a fierce reaction. If you wait for the allusion, don’t you be squandered?
"Let's say, nothing." The male shadow encourages, and the scorpion is full of gloating.
"Say." Iron fills the cold face, but can also see the strong self-repressing smile in the eyes. It’s really embarrassing to laugh... this bastard!
"Well, this is the case. There is a man in the legend. He has a good looks and a lot of money, but he said that he has not found a wife. He has lived in his eighties and has not found a wife. Finally...dead." Chu Yang said, while stealing the faces of several people.
When I saw that there was no situation, I was relieved to say it boldly: "... So, after he was reincarnation, he was reincarnation, still very handsome, very chic, and rich, but he lived to be 80 years old, still did not find his wife... and died. ......"
Having said that, the three people are also jealous. This... is the allusion?
"What does this have to do with this mountain?" Iron supplemented the eyebrows and couldn't help but ask. Such a ridiculous story, I really don’t know what it means...
"You don't worry, you will know when you listen." Chu Yang comforted: "...in this way, he does not live in reincarnation, reincarnation nine times, to the last life, before he died, he knew that he actually played nine. The world's bachelor! The ninth virgin finally broke out like a volcano..."
Chu Yang used a kind of sorrowful face and sorrowful anger to say: "So he made a ambition before he died, saying: There are men and women in the world, women are men, yin and yang are coordinated, everything is breeding! This is The reason of yin and yang in heaven and earth. I have talents and virtues, but ninth bachelors; Heaven is tricking, no more than this! What is fairness? Where is humanity? Where is heaven? What is heaven?..."
Chu Yang’s swaying and screaming here is a loud voice. The other three people couldn't help but be attracted by this story. It is really amazing to think that God has made a mistake in marriage and lead a talented young man to play bachelor for the ninth consecutive year. In addition to the four words of injustice, it is really nothing to say...
In particular, Tiebu Tian thought of himself, could not help but sigh, my heart is not my life, is God's misplaced marriage? This should not meet, but meet each other, it should be together, but for various reasons, it is necessary to be lonely for a lifetime... How is this man different from the man in the story.
I couldn't help but sigh and asked: "So... what kind of wish he made? The next three wives and four beautiful women like clouds?" According to the general man's thoughts, this should be the case... After the ninth bachelor career It is understandable that there is such a desire.
"No." Chu Yang smiled awkwardly and continued to tell: "...He yelled at the sky and said: Yin and Yang can't reconcile, what is the use of this sky? How can it be reincarnation? How can everyone coordinate with the world? The yin and yang complement each other, and the sky alone is so unfair to me. It is unbearable! I can't coordinate yin and yang in this life, but even if I die, I have to be day!"
Iron-filled days "ah", suddenly speechless! I only feel that the heart is too shy to stop at this moment. Suddenly regretted in the heart: It’s really idle, nothing to do, let this guy tell the story here, this is good, dying...
Chu Yang Le could not help but said that he smiled and shook his shoulders: "... After he finished speaking, he took off his body clothes, then his legs were wide, and he lie down and die in the sky! The grievances rushed into the air, suddenly lightning thunder, he The body suddenly has an incredible change!"
Tiebu Tianben wants to ask: What changes? But if I thought about it, I still couldn’t help it. I don’t think there is anything good about this product. As the saying goes, there is no ivory in the dog's mouth...
"...changes, his body turned into a mountain, his arm turned into a canyon, his blood, turned into a river, his hair, turned into flowers and trees... So a mountain, rising up! But what he left behind was what he asked before he died. He stood straight at the highest point of this mountain, and rushed straight toward the sky! It was like to make this sky... that, a big hole! ”
The other three have already heard the ducks that have been stupid by the thunder, and they are dull, cold and sweaty...
This allusion is really...it's really...it's really nothing to say.
"So, there is a pure Yangfeng in front of us!" Chu Yuzu finally put the story down. Look at it, look at the sleek big stone pillar in front of you, and you still have to say: "So, there is another name for this mountain. Everyone is more familiar and very image..."
"Don't say it! Don't say it!" Iron fills the sky! His face turned from white to red, from red to blue, from blue to black, so that even the belly would explode.
I think that I have been empathetically, and that I am secretly sad and self-pity... I feel like this kind of mood, and the result is actually such an ‘canon’! I couldn't help but feel almost self-confident. If there is no magic jade, I am really discouraged now. Looking at Chu Yang, I can't help but get angry and not fight.
He screamed at Chuyang, and he made up his teeth and cut his teeth. The word "Chu, Yu, Block! You are really... profound..."
"Where is the haha..." Chu Yang had already laughed into a flower, and the laughter shivered and said nothing, such as the same little mimosa swaying in the wind, even the laughter shook: " Wow, hahaha...haha..."
Iron fills a black line.
This joke says to the man... really nothing. But the problem is... the problem is...
The complete tragedy of Chu Yuzuo!
When he was screaming and screaming in front of him, he was slammed by Tie Tiantian and another shadow. Under the circumstance, Chu Yuzuo is in the midst of ecstasy, how to dodge, and be clean and neat.
Then it is the punch *** plus!
Hey, hehe...
Poor Chu Yuzuo did not directly know where this was from the innocent disaster. After several times, I had not had time to stop laughing... After a while, I was furiously angry: "This is awkward? Is this awkward?... ..."
Two women sulking their heads and screaming, Chu Yuzuo screams...
After a long while, the two women were tired and finally stopped panting and let go of him. Chu Yuzuo jumped up and was sore and furious: "Why do you beat people?! Is there still Wang Fa?!"
"朕 is the king of the law!" Iron made a sigh of relief, screaming at his own painful wrist, proudly said. Still the anger has not disappeared...
When this sentence comes out, the two shadows are even more tolerant! The emperor is here, what do you say about Wang Fa?
This sentence is said by others, it is pretending to be forced, and I do not know the height of the sky. But the emperor said that he is Wang Fa... Who can refute?
Chu Yang’s gaze straightened, and in the eyes of the three men, he smashed his fists and defeated the four hands. He defeated the battle and defeated the road: “Beat me, I recognize... I have to give me a reason...”
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