Transdimensional Marketing

() Time, spent a week in sparse light snow.

In the days without father and mother, the fourth young master of the Chen family was extremely happy.

In addition to eating in the restaurant every day, you can also play together all night. Even if they wake up late the next day, they can call each other's head teachers to postpone school time for "cold" reasons.

For this reason, Chen Yike, the number one intimate little padded jacket, sends text messages to his parents every day to persuade them to play for a few more days, and it is best to come back after the New Year...

The only thing that made Chen Yu dissatisfied was to take care of Chen Sanke on Saturday and Sunday.

This is too painful.

Chen Sanke seemed to have endless energy, and he wouldn't be tired no matter how he played. It is stronger than the high-polymer graphene battery in Xiaotaohong.

And only play exciting, addictive, and dangerous games.

Such as climbing curtains, turning somersaults, drilling gaps, racing with dogs, jumping off the closet...

The tossing Chen Yu was miserable.

"Ugh……"

Taking out the phone and looking at the time, Chen Yu scratched his head in pain.

Today is Saturday, half past one in the afternoon.

In ten minutes, Chen Yike will take Chen Erke to the remedial class.

In other words, he still has the last ten minutes of "secure" time.

"Yeah! It's finally done!"

At this time, the little pink in front of the desk pulled out the last document in the printer and cheered loudly.

Chen Yuwen said: "Is it all the professor's information? Finished collecting?"

"The collection is over!" Xiao Taohong triumphantly handed out a thick stack of documents: "Let's take a look, the details are not detailed?"

Sitting up, Chen Yu took the file and read it carefully.

But after only reading a few pages, his face began to turn black.

"I'll ask you to collect more details...but there is no need to find out the menstrual period, the number of couples' lives, or even the number of bowel movements per day?!"

"People think this is important information!" Xiao Taohong said seriously: "In nature, many animals use their feces to track down their prey or avoid predators. More information is always good."

"...Okay, more information is always good. But I don't see personality, social relations, family situation, academic achievements, these are more important."

"What you said is too simple." Xiao Taohong stood tall and said: "You can find it on the Internet. And the information collected by my Xiao Taohong is all exclusive secrets. Personal computer, surveillance camera, app control mattress, Including the smart toilets in many professors’ homes that let me get hacked in. Hehe, amazing..."

"Snapped!"

Chen Yu waved the document and shot it on Xiao Taohong's head: "So you're digging gossip in a week?!"

"I guess you are not very satisfied."

"Why do you need to guess?" Chen Yu threw the document on the table: "Re-check! I want to see their social relations, moral level, whether they have violated discipline, plagiarism, stealing papers, academic misconduct, and perfunctory teaching. , Enslaving students, etc."

"Then you don't want these?" Little Taohong touched the file reluctantly, hesitating: "There are many things I can't find easily in the back, such as fetishism, foot eating, partner cheating records... even a few men The professor's photos of women's clothing are all..."

"No." Chen Yu sneered: "Am I such a boring person? Just leave the photos of the women's clothing."

"..."

"Boom!"

The bedroom door was knocked suddenly, and Chen Yike's shout came from outside the door: "Brother! My second child and I are going to school. Come out and take care of the third child."

"I got it." Chen Yu shouted, and then seriously told Xiao Taohong: "The photos of women's clothing are important information. You must keep them."

Little Pink: "..."

...

When Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom, Chen Yike handed the two workbooks to his hands: "This is the third math and language homework, urge her to finish it."

"Does kindergarten also have homework?" Chen Yu frowned, flipping through the exercise book irritably, "Is there any truth left."

"Hold on for two more days. Mom and Dad will be back next week. Let's go first."

"Goodbye, brother!" Chen Erke put a band-aid on the corner of his mouth and waved his hand vigorously: "Today the teacher taught me to learn side kicks, tell the youngest not to run and wait to die at night."

Chen Yu: "Okay, I will convey it. But you come back at night and buy more band-aids by the way."

"no problem."

"Boom!"

The security door was closed tightly.

The room fell into silence, and the living room was set off by an extraordinarily empty space.

"Are the sisters gone?"

Not long after, Chen Sanke wobbled out of the master bedroom holding the dog's tail, rubbing his eyes: "What time is it."

"It's two o'clock soon." Chen Yu threw the two workbooks on the ground with a "patter", pointed and said: "Do homework."

Chen Sanke stared down for a long while, pointed to the workbook, and looked at the Husky: "Do your homework."

"I let you do it!"

"It should also be time to learn."

"Wow!" Husky nodded in agreement, and opened the exercise book with his paw out.

"Why don't you really think of yourself as a dog?" Chen Yu quickly grabbed the notebook and stuffed it into Chen Sanke's hands: "You do it!"

"Grasshopper." Chen Sanke was pitiful: "Don't force me..."

"Snapped!"

With a slap on Chen Sanke's forehead, Chen Yu grabbed her clothes and dragged her to the sofa: "How many times have you said it? Don't use words you can't use! Do your homework!"

"Then I have finished writing, can you play with me?" Chen Sanke bargained.

"……can."

"Don't lie to me!"

"Brother doesn't lie."

"Hmm!" Chen Sanke nodded excitedly, picked up the pencil on the coffee table, opened the math workbook, and quickly answered the questions.

"Whhhhhh..."

The tip of the pen quickly rubs against the paper, making a comfortable white noise.

"One page finished!"

Chen Sanke cheered and turned to the next page.

"Another page is finished!"

Turn to the next page.

"It's all done!"

Chen Sanke jumped up ~www.readwn.com~ and hugged Chen Yu's neck: "Grasshopper, the math problems are all done."

"So fast?" Chen Yu was shocked, and looked up and down Chen Sanke: "Could it be that you are a genius?"

"What is a genius?"

"It's like you do the questions so quickly."

"I can be faster!" Chen Sanke said with hands on hips: "It's very simple."

"Is the topic very simple?" Chen Yu picked up the workbook in surprise, his expression stiff.

3+4=2

4+4=2

1+8=2

10+3=2

12+12=2……

"2! 2! 2! What is special is 2!" Chen Yu roared, "Are you fooling mentally retarded here?!"

"The teacher said, learning... It is normal for errors in the learning process." Chen Sanke explained.

"But it is not normal if one is not correct. The third child! You do my homework for me! Don't make me angry."

"……Ugh."

Chen Sanke sighed, his energetic aura immediately withered, holding a pencil, hesitated looking at the topic, scratching his head, "It's so difficult..."

Chen Yu ignored him, lying on the sofa and swiping his phone.

"so hard……"

"So difficult, so difficult!"

"too difficult……"

While shouting, Chen Sanke secretly glanced at Chen Yu, rubbing against him: "It's so difficult!"

"Can you shut up doing homework?"

"Can't do it." Chen Sanke hugged Chen Yu's thigh: "Grasshopper teaches me."

"You are so clingy!" Chen Yu scratched his head painfully, "I will not raise a daughter if I will be killed in the future."

"Mom said you might not be able to find someone."

"...Fuck."

"You are swearing."

"To shut up!"

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