Transdimensional Marketing

() Late, 22:50.

The meeting hall of the Beijing Special Events Team is already crowded.

"boom."

The mahogany door was pushed open, and the middle-aged team leader strode forward with a dozen assistants and sat in the chair in front.

There was no sound in the conference hall.

Taking out the teacup he carried with him, he took a sip of tea. The middle-aged team leader scanned the field of vision. After a moment of silence, he approached the microphone and said, "It's been a long time since comrades."

"Hello, team leader." Everyone said in unison.

"I'm really sorry to call everyone to work on New Year's Eve. But since joining this group, everyone is mentally prepared, and I won't say any extra polite words. I just wish you a happy new year."

After the words fell, without waiting for everyone to applaud, the middle-aged team leader directly took a picture of the microphone and continued: "According to the text dynamics of the master over time and the private messages sent to us, it should be analyzed clearly. He seems to be caused outside the atmosphere. A big explosion, as fireworks. Do you have any opinions?"

The scene was cold for a while, and the old man sitting in the first place on the left stood up: "The results of the analysis of the two teams a and b are all nuclear explosions. I think this is also the most likely. The surrounding satellites should be controlled to move away and the atmospheric radiation intensity should be monitored. , Do a good job of stabilizing and guiding public opinion in advance."

"I object." The young man on the other side stood up with a serious face: "Nuclear weapons are too low in technology for the super-time up master. Based on our analysis of his character portrait, he has paid more and more attention to the so-called live broadcast in recent times. The effect of the program, a simple nuclear explosion will not be so much fanfare. And..."

"And what?" the middle-aged leader asked.

"Moreover, with the intensity of the nuclear explosion, I want the entire continent to see that the amount of nuclear weapons needed is too large to meet his previous live broadcast style. Super-temporal evaluation generally pays more attention to quality than quantity." The young man picked up a copy on the table. File: "Look at this. I think the up master is more likely to use high-tech similar to Tesla coils to form a huge spherical lightning explosion. Regardless of luminosity and viewing, it is closer to traditional fireworks."

"Is it possible that two asteroids collided?" A middle-aged man in the corner tentatively asked: "The explosion caused by the collision can be seen by half of the earth. If there is debris falling into the atmosphere, it will produce magnificent The meteor shower matches the beauty of fireworks."

"Impossible. It is very difficult to deal with the previous Bell asteroids. The super-space-up master should not be able to control the asteroids in space..."

Everyone started talking in a rush.

The middle-aged team leader sat in the main seat, picked up paper and pen, listened carefully to the narration of the crowd, and combined the analysis results of several think tanks to make a summary record.

While recording, he sighed in his heart: "Oh, it is really a problematic high school student. I actually want to set off fireworks during the Spring Festival... My thoughts are too capricious..."

"Group leader, it's time." Sister Wu reminded me.

The middle-aged team leader regained his consciousness, nodded, and tapped the microphone: "It's eleven o'clock, everyone be quiet and get ready. The technical department maintains smooth communication with groups a, b, and c, and there is no error in information exchange."

"Yes."

Everyone looked serious and quickly entered work.

"squeak--"

At this moment, the large screen hung on the wall lights up.

The super-spatial evaluation live room, opened...

...

The live broadcast room is opening.

Station b, funny fish, swimming tweet... The ten platforms of periscope and yeye have been opened.

484671 people.

5367577 people.

20047006 people...

One second later, the total number of people has exceeded 20 million, which is much slower than the eighth live broadcast. After all, it is near the early hours of the morning, and it is the night again, and there are not many audiences who can wait in front of the screen on time.

It's broadcast!

Wait a long time.

After waiting for a long time, the gift was brought.

Stand up!

Stand up +1!

Happy New Year everyone.

Auspicious Year of the Tiger!

I wish you all the best! Tiger head tiger brain! Huh!

Fuck...

I'm not greedy for gifts, just give me a flying car.

Did you watch the news? It seems to be an asteroid impact!

Awesome...

Standing in place, waiting for the number of people to reach 24 million, Chen Yu put down his wrists, faced the camera, and said loudly: "The audience and friends in the live room are happy new year. Here is the extra live broadcast of the super-time evaluation. Thank you for your willingness to be on New Year’s Eve. Wait in front of the screen and give me support."

"Calculating the time, it has been more than half a year since the first phase of the evaluation of the atomic energy laboratory. In the past six months, we have seen many weird or unimaginable technology products, broadened our horizons and increased our knowledge. , It’s a bit of gain, I didn’t waste time in my live broadcast room."

"And I am proud to say that it has brought some visible changes to the world. For example, the vacuum maglev train from Beijing to the magic capital, Jiandao outside the island, the typhoon that calmed the universe, and the asteroid Bell. Impact and so on."

"More importantly, the establishment of the Super-Space Academy has given us the hope of rapid advancement in human technology. This is a good thing. It proves that the emergence of Super-Spatial Evaluation is beneficial to mankind. As the host of the show, I Very proud."

As he said, Chen Yu opened his arms: "I hope that in the coming new year, I can make persistent efforts to bring you more exciting reviews and bring more brilliant changes to the world!"

Applaud!

Bang bang bang.

Bang...

The classmates know you, you will be a sensation next year.

I know everything, so I want to ask where the female assistant is? Can fans jump into the Pure Land of Bliss in the New Year?

While watching the Spring Festival Gala, while watching the live broadcast, I found that the live broadcast was better.

Spring Festival Gala? Isn’t that the background music for the New Year?

The progress of this evaluation is now, and the earth will definitely be finished next year...

"That's all for the New Year's summary. Don't forget the business, just start our evaluation today."

After that, Chen Yu squatted down and patted the top of the express box with his right hand: "Today, the product I brought to you is very interesting. It is this thing under my hand. And it is what I call a New Year gift for everyone. "

"Because it is an additional evaluation, the manufacturer and production date of the product will not be mentioned. Let's get straight to the point, out of the box!"

"Tear!"

With the sound of the tape tearing, the red seal flew into the air.

Then, he grasped the left cover with his left hand and the right cover with his right hand. He lifted the lid of the box forcefully, revealing the red foam box inside.

Above the box, UU Read www.uukanshu.com depicts a hideous human skull.

Below, a row of gilded small prints is clearly visible.

Extremely dangerous goods, non-professionals do not open it.

"Pretty, delicate..."

Looking up and down for a while, Chen Yu took out the red box and showed the skull on the front in front of the camera, smiling: "Did you see it?"

"This is the New Year's gift I carefully prepared for everyone. Its name is "Miniature Antimatter Annihilation Generator". Abbreviation..."

"... Planetary anti-matter bomb."

Chen Yu's voice is friendly and peaceful: "Do you like it?"

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