PS: It is recommended to eat with the video, not long, quite funny. Search for [Chu Chu baby’s whereabouts unknown] and it’s OK.

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Magic Capital.

Xiaoyu, who went to work to touch the fish, took out his mobile phone to brush TikTok, brushed for a while, and couldn’t help complaining.

“Ten videos and seven kun, and one ding, one source and one Thai pants, my number is considered waste!”

Xiaoyu was speechless, and was about to turn off the short video to read the novel, when a prompt suddenly popped up at the top of the screen:

[The video blogger you followed: Lu Chuyu posted his work].

“Caviar…”

Since I watched [Our Stage] with my brother yesterday, I was fanned by Lu Chuyu’s Prague Square and paid attention to it for the first time.

“This should be the first video of caviar, right?”

Xiaoyu rose a little curious, a little hand, opened the video.

It was a rental room, and there was a woman tied to a chair and covered with a hood, and it looked like Lu Chuyu was in shape nine times out of ten.

The unicorn that seemed to be a kidnapper pulled off Lu Chuyu’s hood, revealing a … Chubby pig-headed face.

It can be seen that the TikTok special effect is used.

“With a plot?” Glancing at the progress bar below, Xiaoyu thought to himself.

The unicorn kidnapper was on the phone with a very irritable tone:

“What’s the matter, is your address wrong, I’m going to tie up the well-known network anchor Chu Chu baby… This product is definitely not ah, this product! ”

The unicorn glanced back and saw the aggrieved pig’s head face and became irritable.

The unicorn pulled down the small towel blocked on Lu Chuyu’s mouth and asked, “Who are you?” ”

Lu Chuyu looked scared, crying and saying with a sad face: “Chuchu baby.” ”

Syllable!

The unicorn slapped his face directly, and Lu Chuyu’s pig’s head face was red and swollen.

“Where is Chu Chu baby?!”

Lu Chuyu wailed: “I just…”

“Why are you still treating me like an idiot!” The unicorn slapped it away again.

“I’m really a chuchu baby.” Lu Chuyu looked like he wanted to cry without tears.

Syllable!

Slap him in the face again.

“How do you prove that you are a Chu Chu baby!”

Three slaps, more and more vigorous every time, Lu Chuyu’s tearless expression, and the kidnapper’s violent performance, created an inexplicable funny atmosphere.

Xiaoyu couldn’t help but show her aunt smile, these slaps, pumped her so cool.

Very decompressing!

She vaguely understood that this should be sarcasm in “beauty”.

Thousands of charming female anchors on the Internet, after leaving their beauty, let the kidnappers who came to kidnap specially could not recognize them.

I have to say that it really produced a wonderful laugh.

And next, Lu Chuyu took out his ID card from his bag to prove that he was Chu Chu baby, and Xiaoyu thought that this was the end.

However, the sudden commotion almost flashed her waist.

I saw that the unicorn kidnapper looked at the ID card and nodded thoughtfully, just when Xiaoyu thought that the kidnapper finally believed it——

Syllable!!!

“Your mother still steals people’s bags!!” The unicorn is furious, and the backhand is a slap.

That’s a round fan!

“Poofhahahaha, lying groove really doesn’t play cards according to the routine!”

“Laugh at me!”

Xiaoyu just drank saliva, and was immediately laughed by this funny scene.

Especially Lu Chuyu’s incomprehensible and unexplainable painful expression, saw Xiaoyu laugh until his stomach hurt.

“We learn to bark cats together, meow together…”

In order to prove that he is the Internet anchor Chu Chu baby, Lu Chuyu sang an Internet song.

“Keep singing!”

“…… Meow meow! ”

The unicorn looked shocked, and felt that “this dead pig’s head” had insulted the goddess, and roared at the “goddess” Lu Chuyu: “Don’t insult my baby!! ”

Then there’s the continued proof.

“Chu Chu baby” proved through the live broadcast that as soon as the live broadcast room opened, the dead pig’s head turned into a stunning beauty.

“It’s so beautiful, it’s worthy of being the goddess of kidnappers…” Xiaoyu sighed, and this was actually just turning off the ugly TikTok special effects.

There was a siren in the video, and the police came in….

Then there is the end of the film, the picture of the city news broadcasting, and the female host played by Xiao Su said the most quintessential lines:

“The kidnapping case that just shocked the city has been successfully solved, the suspect Unicorn has been captured, and at the same time a “ordinary citizen” has been released, unfortunately——”

“Well-known network anchor Chu Chu baby, so far his whereabouts are unknown!”

Burst!

The whereabouts of the well-known anchor Chu Chu baby are still unknown, isn’t it that “ordinary citizen”!

Even the police and journalists … Everyone didn’t recognize her as Chu Chu baby!

This video is so funny!

Very top!

Xiaoyu’s aunt laughed the whole time, and the apple muscles stiffened with laughter.

Small hands.

Like, +Forward.

She couldn’t help but forward the video to the circle of friends: Chu Chu baby’s whereabouts are still unknown

When she looked at it again, Xiaoyu was stunned by the amount of likes.

100,000 likes, 30,000 comments, 100,000+ retweets.

The video has only been fresh for ten minutes, and it has already exploded.

“Hahahahaha!”

“Laughing can’t live the family, the well-known anchor Chu Chu Beibi is still missing!”

“I know I know, I was beaten by a unicorn and my whereabouts are still unknown! [Dog head]”

“No, although I know that the essence is sarcasm, but really this slap looks at me to death!”

“The artistic component of these slaps is really high.”

“How tall?”

“Ten stories tall!”

“It’s cruel to call caviar like this!”

“Don’t mention caviar to me again, I’ve been brainwashed by Chu Chu baby now!”

“Help, Chu Chu baby, don’t you have a little idol baggage? ————But… I really want to see it! ”

“Oh my God, is this a tragedy that happened abroad, I hope people are okay.”

“On the power of beauty now.”

“I don’t give gifts anymore.”

“Chu Chu Bei has a talent for being beaten, hahahaha!”

“The most absolute is the third slap, and I also rotated in a circle, which made me decompress!”

“Acting, love!”

“Finally – the whereabouts of the well-known anchor Chu Chu baby are still unknown!”

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