Transformed into twin actresses, dedicated to entertainment

Over here, Tai Yi Zhenren rides a pig and drives drunk.

The other side.

The mountains are continuous and the mountains are beautiful.

In the picturesque scenery in the ink style, Li Jing helped Mrs. Yin, who had a big belly, to visit a mountain temple.

Along the way, the people had great respect for Li Jing and his wife.

Not only because Li Jing is the general soldier of Chen Tangguan and sits on one side. At the same time, it is also because this couple removes demons and demons and protects one side of water and soil.

However, the impression of Mrs. Yin who left the country was subverted again, and the image of Mrs. Yin in the past was completely different.

I saw her holding a chicken leg in her left hand and a cake in her right hand, walking heroically with a big belly, and when she crossed the temple threshold, she didn’t let Li Jing support her, and jumped over directly.

Tough!

Bullbeep!

People couldn’t help but pinch a handful of sweat for the child in her belly.

This is a tiger!

However, the audience thinks that the child in her belly is the future Nezha… Well, it’s hard to say which of these mother and son is a little tougher.

Screen switching.

“Four one three” Li Jing knelt on the futon, clasped her hands together and bowed reverently, but Mrs. Yin stood arrogantly on the side, not looking at the statue, she didn’t know where to take out an apple and nibble on it one by one.

“Madam, will you come to say goodbye too?” Li Jing said.

Mrs. Yin rolled her eyes and said angrily: “Bye bye, it’s been three years, and I can’t regenerate it, I smashed this broken temple!” ”

As soon as she was halfway through the words, Mrs. Yin suddenly shot out, threw out the apple directly, and smashed it towards the statue.

This violent temper…

Suddenly.

The temple was broken, and Taiyi Zhen and a big fat pig fell from the sky and smashed the statue.

The funny thing is that just now it was Tai Yi real person riding a pig, and now the pig riding Tai Yi real person.

Li Jing and Mrs. Yin were a little confused.

Taiyi Zhenren struggled to climb out from under the pig and sang with Trump: “Wu Nai Qianyuanshan Golden Light Cave Taiyizhen…”

Bang!

Before the word “human” could be spoken, a stone with a large human head fell from the sky and smashed right on the brain door of Taiyi Zhenren, and he who finally got up was smashed to the ground again.

“Man…” This was his last stubbornness after falling to the ground.

The audience burst into laughter again.

“It’s over, Taiyi Zhenren is really a funny man.”

“Hahahaha, that’s so funny.”

“It hurts to laugh.”

……

Screen switching.

At dusk.

Chen Tangguan, Li Fu.

When the people heard that Mrs. Yin was finally going to give birth, they came to congratulate one after another.

Someone prepared a plaque of “Happy Guizi”, a matchmaker came to say goodbye to the third son who was about to be born, and a musician created the song “Lingzhu Coming to the World” to celebrate the birth of the third son of Li Fu…

But behind the laughter and joy, there is a murderous opportunity.

Shen Gong Leopard, who did not accept Taiyi Zhenren to become the twelve golden immortals of Kunlun, also appeared in Chen Tangguan, ready to make bad.

He first used two puppet talismans, one posted on the servant of Li’s mansion, and the other on the midwife.

Then, the servant who ordered the control to bring wine to Taiyi Zhenren, he knew that his senior brother was addicted to alcohol, and he would definitely be deceived.

Sure enough, Taiyi Zhenren could not resist the temptation, drank the drugged wine and passed out.

But unfortunately, the Baolian that contained the spirit beads and magic pills was cast by Yuan Shi Tianzun, and only Taiyi Zhenren could open it.

The servant controlled by Shen Gongbao had to punch Taiyi Zhenren’s stomach with his fists, trying to beat him out of the drink.

At this time, just in time for Mrs. Yin’s difficult birth, the child could not come out alive, Li Jing came to Taiyi Zhenren with an anxious look and saw this scene.

“How does this make it? What a disetiquette! To the detriment of Sven! What a system! Li Jing hurriedly stopped him

“My lord, Madame can’t hold on.” The midwife shouted loudly.

Li Jing: “Let me come!” ”

“Fight, fight, fight!” Li Jing shouted as his fist fell on Tai Yi’s bare belly like a storm, stirring up waves of flesh.

“Hahahaha, he himself said that he damaged Sven, and as a result, he started his own hands more ruthlessly than others!”

“Poof!”

“Li Jing: It’s really fragrant.”

“Disrespectful Immortal Master!”

“No way, wife matters!”

“I feel that this Li Jing is a little interesting.”

“It will be better before Nezha is born, and when Nezha is born and becomes a meat ball, he will still be ruthless.” Li Jing and Nezha, seemingly father and son, are actually enemies. ”

“……”

Under the “care” of Li Jing’s fist, Taiyi Zhenren vomited the wine and woke up.

Immediately afterwards, under Li Jing’s reminder, he quickly walked to Baolian and wanted to take out the spirit beads and magic pills.

But seeing that Tai Yi’s real person stopped moving, his eyes looked at Pauline motionless, and his expression was solemn.

Seems silly. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

One second.

Two seconds.

Three seconds.

The air suddenly went quiet.

Not even the soundtrack.

Li Jing and the servant looked at Pauline, then at the funny man, then at Baolian, and then at the funny man.

Finally, Li Jing couldn’t bear it anymore: “You are… What are you waiting for? ”

Taiji Zhenren: “I can’t remember the password.” ”

Li Jing and the servant were immediately taken aback.

Shen Gongbao fainted when he heard this.

The audience was eating popcorn and drinking soda, and they all spewed out.

The theater resounded with bursting laughter.

“It’s okay if I forgot my password… Hahahaha. ”

“Mrs. Yin: I really thank you.”

“How are you a real person? Taoist chief. ”

“Laugh at me, my stomach hurts!”

“Hahahaha, like us who can’t do exams but can’t do questions…”

“Laughing and crying, it’s really funny.”

“This product is definitely a funny man.”

“I’m about to be stunned by this Taiyi real person.”

“……”

But that’s not the end of it.

After failing to unlock the first time, Taiyi Zhenren continued to try three times, obviously, all failed again.

“It doesn’t make sense.” Tai Yi Zhenren thought with one hand on his cheek.

Li Jing asked, “What happens if you are wrong five times?” ”

Taiyi Trump Puyin: “Pauline automatically locks, can only be tried after ten years.” ”

“Poof!” Li Jing covered his chest, his face full of pain.

The servant held his head in his hands, extremely mad.

Shengong Leopard crushed the wood.

The audience also laughed heartbreakingly.

It is clear that Mrs. Yin’s birth is a very tense and urgent, life-and-death matter, but here, because of the pit of Taiyi Zhenren, everyone is laughing, and they can’t help it.

Finally, Tai Yi Zhenren remembered the fingerprint unlock and opened Pauline.

But at this time, Shen Gongbao made a move.

He secretly took away the spirit bead and placed the magic pill in the original position of the spirit bead.

– The magic pill is activated.

Red runes flew into Madam Yin’s stomach.

The demon boy Nezha was born!

Mrs. Yin was pregnant for three years and gave birth to a meat ball.

When the next person took him out of the room, Li Jing and Taiyi Zhenren were frightened.

Especially Taiyi Zhenren, as a disciple of Yuan Shi Tianzun, he actually hid from Li Jing.

Followed by.

The meat ball showed his demonic side, and he was born before he turned into a human form, only one head, and 5.6 rolled around on the ground to make trouble, frightening the people to scatter.

After a while, he grew into a child, and he became even more powerful.

It’s like a natural devil.

Seeing this, Tai Yi Zhenren had to sacrifice the artifact Qiankun Circle and trap Nezha.

He wielded the dust, originally wanting to remove Nezha directly while he was still young, so as not to cause greater trouble and make the human life miserable.

But just when his dust was about to fall on Nezha, Mrs. Yin, who was supposed to stay in the house, had just experienced childbirth and was very weak, appeared in front of Nezha and held Nezha in her arms: “Don’t hurt my child, don’t hurt my child.” ”

Mrs. Yin said weakly, her voice trembling and crying.

She didn’t care what the child had been, she only cared that it was the child she had been born three years pregnant.

She was originally so fierce, but now she was so weak, and she looked at Tai Yi and the people with a hint of pleading in her eyes.

Have pity on the hearts of the parents of the world.
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