Transmigrate Into A Merman In Apocalypse World

the foodie me decided to film a kitchen vlog inside the famous 8 stars restaurant in my sea kingdom with my dear professional chef 'Kraken'!!

"Today I will cook the famous recipe known to all and can be considered the ancestor of all dishes," the barbecue "(definitely not because I only know how to make this only one dish!!)

I say as I look directly at jellyfish holding the camera

I take a bottle filled with lemon juice then mix it with about 50ml of olive oil stir until they completely combine then coat the lamb with what is inside the bowl.

Kraken standing aside: ...(seeing the weird recipe of his highness he decided to swallow his words)

I cut the meat to pieces pierce them on random normal-looking wood skewers, soak the wooden skewers in my special sauce made of sea salt, pepper and wasabi, the recipe seemed plain so I decided once again to upgrade it using my pearl tears !!!

I give a wide smile to the camera holding a chunk of pearl with a professional advertising pose I say, "peal tears, with milky taste, put it in any ingredient will heal souls, injuries and satisfy all the discerning taste buds, for a heavenly experience, don't hesitate to use "pearl tears "!!

I look at the rest of the lamb meat that needs to be cut and I gave up directly giving them to my assistant chef to deal with, I also gave him the onions to peel and slice and went to prepare the best part, grilling !!!

just about to turn to leave, two hands hugged me from behind, I don't need to turn to see who it is, the spicy fragrance with a slight rain scent, no one can have it except ...

"I missed you, let's go back?", my thought got interrupted by the husky voice that sounded wronged and spoiled

"huh? missed me? I only left you for 15 minutes!!!!", I retort

"you remembered wrong"

"stop disturbing me I'm making a vlog!!"

"a vlog? where are you gonna put it? there's no internet remember "

that's right I just got excited because I found a camera but now that he mention it, what's the point of a vlog if no one sees it!!

Li Xiang who was watching the silly expression on his fish face, regretted reminding him, he already knows Erha's means, he magically makes stuff appear, in case he returns the internet back and uploads his videos,won't everyone delve their dirty eyes into his treasure? that's unacceptable!!!

his intuition was indeed right because currently, Erha opened his Poseidon shop and looked up the internet, as expected no result was found so he typed communication, the results were as mentioned

"talking shell: connect to another talking shell for a smooth endless speech, can be recharged using sea energy "

"Imperial announcement: a video will be projected under many areas in the sea, the kings announce the degree,' everyone kneels!!"

right after I saw this I directly click the panel and purchase the product overjoyed, less I waste time I leave the internet matter behind and focus on what matters now, eating barbec...I mean making barbecue.

" let me come", I was about to put the skewers on the grill pan Li Ge takes my hand holding the skewers, slightly pushes me away took my previous position then starts grilling !!

"you!! this is my Vlog !!! you can't take my job!!", I pout, filling my cheeks with air like airbags

"that's not true, you're the master chef, you don't need to do all the work, you just need to supervise us and give us orders

an old memory instantly ignites, I remember a certain chef in a cooking show that always yells and criticizes every tiny simple detail, unexpectedly the show gets a lot of viewers.

"Should I try it? ", I lift an eyebrow up

I switch my attention back to the man with tall posture concentrating on his cooking, observing his moves I ready myself to ambush the next second he makes a mistake, unfortunately for me, Li Ge's movement was too fast and too professional that couldn't make myself to find fault with him

only one minute passed and already preheated the griddle pan. puts the skewers then starts grilling the kebabs, from time to time he turns them occasionally until they get evenly cooked, crisp and golden on all sides, then puts the next batch to grill.

the movements were handsome with professional but also noble charm, almost perfect like a cooking god' , fascinated by the picture I completely forgot about my vlog and finding fault.

Li Xiang on the other side looked calm without care but inside he was celebrating the eye bath from his darling, he even turned a little bit to the side to show his most charming side.

and as expected, drool come out from Erha's mouth, he even muttered, "it's true what they said men who can cook are really good-looking ", right after I said this, a smell reached my nose totally captivating me, I follow the smell to the see the previous batch made by Li Ge, no hesitation I pounce forward.

"the spicy flavor!!" I hummed

I could taste the hot sauces, fresh hot peppers, and more spices that made the BBQ mouth-watering. the combined spices were perfectly balanced sweet, making the BBQ a mouth-watering overall taste.

i reach my hand to grab the fourth skewer but my nose caught another irresistible smell from the corner of the kitchen, which reminds me of Kraken!! by the smell of it the taste is better than the barbecue in my hand , no hesitation I pounce directly to the kitchen's corner.

Li Xiang who was posing handsome on the side stopped cooking and stood frozen, somehow he felt betrayed and speechless .

he had been giving attention to Erha, he also felt disappointed when Erha's attention deviated from him to the BBQ but when he thought that it was made by him, his mood brightened up.

now looking at him, happy eating others' food totally ignoring him, he felt wronged , unconsciously his hand grabbing the skewer clenched so hard that it broke the stick.

the end

(chef 'Kraken' had to take 2 months sick vocation ) (everyone can guess the reason however he wants )