Traversed 99 Worlds at the Same Time
Chapter 1: Proctology saves the world
In the endless void, darkness is the most fundamental color, and the chaos is constantly surging, never ending. Here, there is no so-called space, time has no meaning, no direction, and no sequence.
Only countless colorful **** of light are like soap bubbles, trying to exude colorful colors to dissipate the chaotic air that is constantly rushing, they are organized together in an orderly but without trace, gear version It whirls and rubs, like a fluid, specious. The fragile soap bubbles are entangled in this way, huddled together for warmth, resisting the erosion of the chaotic air, strong and precarious, as if they will collapse in the next second.
It's been like this for an unknown long time, and several light spots inevitably collide together and stop. Compared with the flood of countless light spots, these rash light spots are inconspicuous. However, it was this inconspicuous jam that looked like a domino and triggered a series of chain reactions. The entire torrent stopped in an orderly manner, as if the remote control pressed pause, and the picture was still.
The light spots change from dynamic to static, rubbing and squeezing each other, and each light spot is under the boundless pressure brought by the sudden stop, deformed one after another, and is about to break. Coupled with the help of the chaotic air, there is a tendency to collapse into scattered sand for a while. However, all things have their own laws, there is death and life, and there is also a ray of life in the mortal situation. The power generated by the friction of the light spots meets the raging chaotic air and merges into an unspeakable force. That mighty force turned into a gray lightning, rushing towards an unremarkable soap bubble not far away.
Obviously, the mere temperament of the soap bubbles can't prevent the Gray Lightning Overlord from forcing the bow, and after a symbolic resistance, he was shot into the soul. The soap bubbles all around moved away, expressing their unwillingness to watch such a dirty live broadcast, but the gray lightning refused to let them go, like white light passing through a prism to produce dispersion, divided into countless subtle electric currents that are invisible to the naked eye, spreading all the soap. Soak, for a while, the entire chaotic void trembles.
Gray Lightning is very satisfied with the soothing soap bubbles. This is how my harem should be, rain and dew!
After everything is calm! The soap bubbles did not dare to complain, silently gritted their teeth, entangled again, and began to rub together to keep warm, glowing and hot. During the whole process, except for suffocating tens of thousands of teasers named Chuangshi Shen, and frightening seven or eight hundred promising young people named Creators, everything else was fine.
is really gratifying, gratifying!
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Earth, Huaguo, OO City, XX Province, in the men's bathroom at the end of the left turn on the second floor of a private hospital. Twenty and five, Duke, who has not yet run for three, sat on the toilet and sighed, feeling how difficult life is. His white coat was hung on the side, and three big silver characters on the breastplate: Anorectology!
As the saying goes, men are afraid of getting into the wrong line, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man!
Duke vaguely remembered a summer vacation in high school. He had diarrhea and went to the hospital to hang water. He heard the conversation of three doctors in the bathroom. They said that.
"Internal medicine is not popular anymore. Stomatology is the most profitable! People nowadays, regardless of men, women, young or old, can eat well. Those who swim in the water flying in the sky have nothing to eat. . So, in order to serve that mouth well, I am willing to spend as much money."
"No, plastic surgery makes money! Everyone has a heart for beauty, and I have a bit of thought. Which one doesn't cut my face? It is not a dream to kick off the original partner and marry a rich family! I heard that it can prolong life. I don’t know if it’s true or not. No matter how bad it is, finding a job has an advantage over others. I tell you that making money in plastic surgery is like robbing a bank. We can’t envy it!"
"Fart Eye Clinic is the most profitable! This is fundamental, there is no discount in the whole world!"
"Yes, this is making money, this is making money!"
"Yeah, yeah! We were in the wrong line back then!"
Although their voices were very small, they were still heard ‘clearly’ by Duke with his ears erected, and the last doctor’s words made him deeply impressed. When you lose contact with the sphincter, let alone Bingbing invites you to eat the Man Han Banquet, even if aliens invade the earth, I have to squat for a while. Although diarrhea sees the gastroenterology department, but Duke, who can no longer feel the sphincter, said that the sphincter is clearly an ophthalmology department...anorectal department. In the end, the doctor was right. This is fundamental. Stomatology and plastic surgery are all clouds and cannot save the world.
So Duke changed from being lazy, and from then on, he studied hard and made progress every day, and finally attacked the schoolmaster and successfully admitted to medical school. Gritting his teeth gave up the fascinating gynecology department, and resolutely threw himself into the embrace of the anorectal department, for the sake of bright money... Ah, no! In order to save thousands of beings.
From then on Duke started his sad career in anorectal medicine!
"When I was reborn, I must have chosen the purgatory mode, otherwise it would be so difficult to clear the level!"
Duke, who was already in the pit, had no choice. After graduation, he begged his grandpa to tell his grandmother and finally squeezed into a private hospital. He worked hard and worked hard, and became the third-in-command in the department when he was less than 30 years old, although there are only three doctors in the anorectal department...
The first two in Duke are the head of the anorectal department, who has a large belly, and the deputy director of the Mediterranean. They have very high medical skills and have reached the level of barely curing the undead. Therefore, the entire anorectal department depends on Duke to support it. Lose money. But who chose the simple mode when the family was reborn. These two people are the boss's uncle and the second uncle. They play cards at work and play guns after get off work. Compared with them, Duke is simply a tragedy.
A few days ago, the director was socializing outside. After drinking for seven days, he successfully drank gastroptosis and alcoholism. Now he is still in the rescue room and can only be covered with white cloth. After three seconds of mourning, Duke became excited. Why, because the deputy director is about to be promoted to director, then he will be the deputy director after him!
Promotion and salary increase, marrying Bai Fumi, waiting for the Mediterranean Sea to drink out of stomach ptosis, then he will become director. After becoming the head of the anorectal department, I waited again for the dean's gastroptosis and then became the CEO, heading to the pinnacle of life and dominating the anorectal... the medical world! Thinking about it, I'm still a little excited!
It is a pity that the fantasy is perfect, the reality is cruel, a thunderbolt in the clear sky, parachuted a deputy director, the boss’s third uncle...
Loss in the workplace does not bring pride to Duke's love scene. Duke, who is still single, said that the sphincter is really harmful. Thirty consecutive blind dates have all ended in failure. At the beginning, the blind date girl knew that he was a doctor. She looked at him and saw **** like a dog... No, the hungry wolf looked like fresh meat, faintly glowing, and asked to change the number. WeChat. But after knowing that he was an anorectal doctor, his attitude immediately turned around 180 degrees, indicating that he was anxious to go out, his face had not been washed, his mobile phone was left at home, and he couldn't change his number or add WeChat.
Who do you lie to! Who goes out without a cell phone now! What is the difference between going out without a mobile phone and without clothes! Besides, you can change the number and add WeChat without a mobile phone, sister, we can add a WeChat, let’s talk first!
The desperate blind date Duke did not expect to find a nurse sister in the hospital.
Why? The young nurses in the whole hospital know what the anorectal department is like. The nurse sisters of Fenfen said that Dr. Du has superb medical skills. When seeing a doctor, he only needs **** to grasp the condition, which is called anorectal circle. A must, but...but it's too disgusting! Can't get along at all!
Although he is young and promising, he just tapped! Although he looks a little handsome, but gently plug! Although he is in good shape and seems to have good physical strength, he does it lightly! Anyway, it’s wrong to just plug it in gently, there is no call at all, it is impossible to call!
The nurse sisters vowed to say that it is better than the doctor in the anorectal department...Dr. Du, or Doctor Li in the obstetrics and gynecology department! Although he is not handsome, he has a supercar! Although his medical skills are not good, he has a mansion! Although he has a normal figure and I heard that his physical strength is not good, he is the boss's son! And I heard that his fingers are very flexible, and I'm a little shy thinking about it!
Ok! Duke finally discovered his biggest enemy in life, and that was the boss. The eldest uncle, the second uncle, the third uncle, the son, the boss is the magic star he hit, and he was born to restrain him!
"Isn't he inserted when he sees a doctor? The same is inserted, UU Reading www.uukānshu.com Why am I so unwelcome to see my sister? My fingers are also very flexible!" Duke sighed, regretting At the time, the light bulb above my head didn't light up.
sighed with the helplessness of life, even the boss’s toilet lamp began to bully him. Looking up, Duke was stunned. The top of the head was completely dark, not to mention the toilet lamp, and even the ceiling was gone. Unlike the night, even the universe still has stars glowing! This kind of blackness is so pure that it can capture and **** away the light. It is obviously a black hole.
"Put in, aliens really invaded the earth?" Duke looked dumbfounded. He realized that he didn't hear any sound when he said what he said, and was all sucked away by the black hole.
"Aliens opened wormholes and invaded the earth. I was the first to find out... Could it be... Could it be possible that Anorectology can really save the earth?" The silly Duke's brain hole widened, and he couldn't help but think of his running under the sunset. , That is his lost youth.
A gray lightning struck slowly in the black hole, and the regained Duke quickly got up, but unexpectedly, his mind was completely unable to control his body at this moment, even his little fingers could not move. Duke, unable to blink, could only watch the lightning slowly fall on his head...
Well, it's a bit numb!
Boom! The whole hospital trembled three times. The medical staff and patients who thought it was the earthquake found that the building was shaking a few times, and they looked for it until they found a bunch of coded coke in the men's bathroom on the second floor.
After the headless female body in the morgue and the red-dressed female patient in the ladder, this hospital has another midnight legend: the doctor who blew himself up in the bathroom! According to word of mouth from the nurse sisters of the night shift, there is a terrible ghost in the hospital. Every midnight, he walks in the bathroom. As long as he plugs him in, he will blew up...
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