I just wanted to become an immortal and was forced to open a harem

For just a moment, she retracted her hand as if it was burned.

"What is that? It's unbelievable! It's terrible!" she collapsed and screamed.

Shinomiya Kaguya's gender education is almost a blank slate. She follows excessive protectionism. Even her knowledge of heterosexual interactions stops at kissing. Naturally, no one will tell her the secrets of the male body.

As a result, Shinomiya Kaguya's brain seemed to have experienced a big explosion, and she was instantly confused.

[Hey, I said, don’t be in a daze, how about you go to the toilet to solve your physical problems first? 】

A familiar male voice suddenly sounded in her heart.

"Who? Who's talking to me?"

[It’s me, Lin Hezhen, the owner of this body. 】

Lin Hezhen was lying leisurely on the girl's big bed, watching the situation on Shinomiya Kaguya's side, and talking directly to her soul through her soul.

[Are you Lin Hezhen?How did I end up in your body?What about my body? 】

The girl felt a little relieved when she found out that she was someone she knew, but more questions came flooding in.

[Based on the current situation, we have swapped bodies. In other words, I am the one controlling your body now. 】

Lin Hezhen said calmly.

[Then do you have a way to change us back?I want to go back to my body! 】

Shinomiya Kaguya was about to cry. The urge to urinate in her body was becoming more and more obvious, but she didn't dare to go to the toilet at all - this was a male body!

[Well, not for the time being, I have to find the thing that allows us to swap bodies. 】

Lin Hezhen said in a leisurely manner.

In fact, as long as he is willing, he can exchange the two of them back at any time.

However, in that case, the person who attacked Shinomiya Kaguya will know that his operation has failed, and it is unknown what means he will take to deal with her next.

Moreover, Lin Hezhen also wanted to take the opportunity to temper his character and obtain the Zhenjing Jinjing.

[But, I want to go to the toilet now! ] Kaguya panicked.

【Then go ahead. 】Lin Hezhen suppressed a smile and seemed determined to see her laugh.

Chapter 151 Your body is mine, and my body is still mine.

[But this is a boy’s body! ] Shinomiya Kaguya was going crazy.

The only male bodies she had ever seen were her little nephew, the second brother's child, who was still wearing diapers.

It was too much to ask her to suddenly control a young and healthy male body to release water.

Shinomiya Kaguya was so anxious that tears came to her eyes, and she seemed to be about to say: "I can't do this!"

[Tsk, don’t make that expression with my handsome face. ] Lin Hezhen said with great disgust.

[But, but, I really can’t...] The extremely proud Ice Princess Kaguya finally lowered her arrogant head.

【is that really so difficult?If not, just sit on the toilet. ] Lin Hezhen curled his lips.

[But if you take off your pants, wouldn't you...see everything? ] Kaguya said timidly.

She was terrified of what was between men's legs.

[Do you think you can escape by holding it in?Let me remind you, if you keep holding it in, it will get harder and harder. ] Lin Hezhen rolled his eyes.

【Where is it hard? 】 Kaguya asked ignorantly.

[It’s the Ruyi Golden Cudgel between the legs that can be stretched or contracted, made big or small. 】

[...] Kaguya knew for the first time that the Ruyi Golden Cudgel could be explained in this way.

However, the strange feeling in my body has indeed reached its limit.

Not only was the bladder uncomfortable, but the "golden cudgel" was getting harder and harder, and it was likely to burst through my underwear.

【how so? ] Kaguya sighed.

As a last resort, she could only spread her legs tremblingly, obey Lin Hezhen's instructions, and move inch by inch towards the toilet.

【Walk faster!How come you are on the same page?Momojiji doesn't look like a man at all! ] Lin Hezhen urged while pointing dissatisfiedly.

Shinomiya Kaguya felt wronged and angry.

He unreasonably stuffed her into a man's body, forced her to go to the toilet to drain water, and kept accusing her...

As the daughter of a rich man, when has Kaguya ever suffered this kind of crime?On a normal day, she would have retaliated back to him.

As for now, isn't it true that people under the roof have to bow their heads?

[Okay, okay, I get it. ] Shinomiya Kaguya finally moved to the toilet.

[What should I do? Do you want to sit down? ] she asked timidly.

[No, men urinate standing up, you have to get used to it! ] Lin Hezhen said while holding back a smile.

[How can I get used to this kind of thing? ] Kaguya almost vomited blood.

After being a girl for 16 years, she was suddenly asked to "get used to being a man", which no one could accept.

In desperation, she could only stand in front of the toilet, close her eyes tightly, pull down her pants to her calves based on her feeling, and start to perform the exercises.

[Hey, why do you close your eyes?What should I do if I pee crookedly?Wipe it yourself. 】

【Huh?Will he still pee out of the toilet? ] Kaguya panicked.

[If you don’t aim manually, you may miss the target.Come on, open your eyes, hold it with your hands, aim it, and shake it twice after you are done. This is the correct procedure. 】Lin Hezhen taught earnestly.

【Nani?Also hold on with your hands! ] Kaguya's heart sank to the bottom of the valley, and she took out the air-conditioning to contribute to global warming.

[Yes, that’s it.Or would you rather surrender without a fight than persist for more than ten seconds?The eldest lady of the Shinomiya family is nothing more than that. 】Lin Hezhen used the provoking method.

[I, I will not surrender!There are no weaklings in the Shinomiya family! 】Miss Kaguya immediately took the bait.

With a tragic expression on her face as she died generously, she resolutely opened her eyes, took a deep breath, looked down at the evil in this world, and was about to grab the throat of fate...

【how so? ! 】

The huge thing that jumped into her eyes instantly shocked her soul, making her mind go blank. She even forgot to breathe and could only stare at it blankly with her mouth wide open.

[Is this the Ruyi Golden Cudgel? 】

The last thought flashed through, and Shinomiya Kaguya's vision went dark and she lost consciousness.

"She actually fainted!" Lin Hezhen took over his body instantly.

"Did I go a little too far?" He said while reflecting on himself.

"Well, the main reason is that her reaction is so funny that it makes people want to tease her unconsciously. It's better to be gentler to girls in the future."

Lin Hezhen decided to play in a different way, oh no, treat Shinomiya Kaguya kindly.

He pulled up his pants and pressed the flush button.

At this time, the sky was already dark, and dawn slowly opened the night, spitting out the brilliant morning light.

The sky is white, and the cool morning breeze blows away the clouds and disperses the hazy fog.

Beautiful day begins.

Lin Hezhen simply didn't go back to sleep. He changed his clothes and started washing.

The icy cold water hits your face and wakes you up immediately.

Shinomiya Kaguya slowly woke up.

[Just now, I seemed to have dreamed of a terrifying dragon. ] She said with lingering fear.

[You must have had a nightmare, poor child. 】Lin Hezhen comforted her in his heart.

[Hey, Lin Hezhen, why are you here?No, why am I still in your body?It turns out that it was not a dream just now! ] Kaguya screamed.

"Welcome to the real world." Lin Hezhen grinned, "I wish you good morning, good afternoon and good night, my second personality - Shinomiya Kaguya."

【What?Am I your second personality? ] Shinomiya Kaguya was shocked.

"That's right," Lin Hezhen stared at the mirror above the sink, staring into his own eyes, making his expression look as neurotic as possible.

"Actually, I am a schizophrenic. I have always imagined that I was born into an island country's chaebol family and became a wealthy daughter named Shinomiya Kaguya."

"I made up a whole world for my second personality in my mind. I made up memories, characters, and thoughts for her, and made up her family, school, and friends, and let her experience a virtual life for more than ten years. "

"Now, it's time for you to know the truth, the other me!"

【This is impossible! ] Shinomiya Kaguya shouted.

"Impossible?" Lin Hezhen imitated the expression of the clown in "Batman" and showed a weird smile.

"Then how do you explain the fact that you stayed in my body and briefly manipulated this body before?"

[I, I...] Shinomiya Kaguya was speechless.

However, after a brief period of confusion, she stubbornly denied it.

[I have my own body, I am a girl, I have parents, friends, and people who are as trustworthy as sisters. 】

"Those are all made up by me for you." Lin Hezhen said in an enigmatic tone.

"Have you ever had that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or dreaming?"

"What is reality? And how do you define 'real'?"

"If you mean things that you feel, or you can taste, or you can smell, or see, then I'm sorry, but these so-called 'reality' are just electrical signals processed by your brain. It’s just a signal.”

"When you were born, you lived in a cage without consciousness, a cage of the soul. Now, welcome to the real desert."

A piece of deception made Shinomiya Kaguya completely confused.

[I, am I fake?Am I a second personality imagined by others?Are Fujiwara-san, Hayasaka and the others my imaginary friends? 】

"That's right, I'm awake now. You have to make breakfast for me - yourself, my stupid second personality." Lin Hezhen tried his best to control himself and not laugh out loud.

Hey, he discovered that he is quite talented in acting. He and Mai can do some drama together and do some cosplay improvisational sitcom sometime.

He plays the savage and rude leader of the orcs, and Mai plays the captured female knight who would rather die than surrender;

He plays the reborn sorcerer who is reborn for revenge, and Mai plays the arrogant princess who is sinister and violent;

He plays the handsome and gentle sister-controlling brother, and Mai plays the silver-skinned and weak Sanwu sister...

Thinking about it this way, it seems interesting.

[But, I can’t cook. 】 Kaguya said weakly.

As the eldest lady of the Shinomiya family, when had she ever cooked?

From childhood to adulthood, her meals were prepared by the chef and brought to her by the servants.The so-called clothes come to stretch out one's hand, and food comes to open one's mouth, that's all.

"Tsk, what a useless personality. Get out of the way and let me do the micro-management myself."

Lin Hezhen rolled up his sleeves and came to the kitchen.

"I have plenty of time today, so I'll just follow the video and make a soufflé omelet."

Lin Hezhen turned on the food video and followed her grandmother's cooking.

First separate the egg yolk and white, add 1 gram of salt to the egg yolk, stir evenly, add a teaspoon of sugar and a few drops of white vinegar to the egg white.

Whip the egg whites with magic until stiff, then pour in the egg yolks and mix thoroughly.

Heat a non-stick pan over medium-low heat, add a small piece of butter to melt, pour in the evenly stirred egg batter, cover and simmer for 3 minutes, until the egg batter foams.

Fold the foamed omelet in half, turn on the lowest heat, cover and simmer for 1 minute to set the shape, and then serve.

The eggs just out of the pan are very puffy, thick, and can be shaken, Duang~Duang~.

Put it on a plate, add tomato sauce, salad dressing, a carton of milk, and start.

The soufflé omelet not only looks high-end and sells well, but also has a light and creamy texture. The feeling of the egg melting away in your mouth is very special.

[It turns out that this is how soufflé omelets are made.It tastes good, similar to what my chef makes. ] Kaguya commented.

She is now in Lin Hezhen's body. Although she cannot control this body at all, she can share Lin Hezhen's five senses, so she can also "taste" this dish.

Lin Hezhen swallowed the food and asked: "Why, you have returned to the persona of a wealthy lady?"

[I just want to understand one thing. To find out whether I am a fictional second personality or a real human being, the method is actually very simple. 】