I just wanted to become an immortal and was forced to open a harem

"What are you afraid of? My aunt has been promoted again. Let her remove the hot search when the time comes."

chug.

The motorcycle engine roared, Mai hugged Lin Hezhen's waist tightly, and the car carried the two of them into the traffic flow.

The wind blowing in front of you blows on your face and body, and flows into your clothes along the gaps in your shirt. On a summer morning, it smells of both coolness and heat.

Shinomiya Kaguya used Lin Hezhen's body to feel the pleasure brought by the speed of the car, and looked at the receding scenery on both sides, and couldn't help but feel excited.

[So this is what it feels like to ride a motorcycle?Unfettered, like flying. 】

The sun was shining brightly outside, and the blue sky was unobstructed. This was the first time Shinomiya Kaguya had seen such an unobstructed sky.

Lin Hezhen's eyes were like a window, and through this window, she had a glimpse of the real world outside.

……

When they arrived at school, Lin Hezhen put down his schoolbag. Before he could sit down, Kamigo Yoshihiko came over, looking very depressed.

"What's wrong with you, are you constipated?" Lin Hezhen asked.

"Go, go, who is constipated?"

"That's because I haven't done needlework for too long, and I've suffered internal injuries."

"No, I also stroked my hair this morning." Kamigo Yoshihiko lowered his head and said softly, "Yesterday, the monitor confessed to the girl, and I went to watch. Guess what?"

"Rejected?" Lin Hezhen guessed.

"It's worse than that. He's completely socially dead." Kamigo Yoshihiko started gossiping.

"Don't look at that guy who looks so eloquent in front of us. When facing girls, he blushes like a monkey's butt and can't squeeze out even a single word. We are all worried for him."

"Finally, he finally spoke. He said to the girl, 'Your butt is so up, it will be very exciting when you get into sex.' When the girl heard this, she slapped her back."

"This kid didn't dare come to school today because he asked for leave. The marks on his face probably haven't gone away yet, hahaha."

After Kamigo Yoshihiko finished speaking, he laughed so hard that he couldn't stand upright.

Lin Hezhen felt that the reason why the monitor did not dare to come to school was probably because there were guys like Kamigo Yoshihiko who publicized his "glorious deeds" everywhere.

【rogue!This is not a confession at all, it is harassment! ] Shinomiya Kaguya said indignantly.

Lin Hezhen shook his head and said: "Even a straight man like me knows that he cannot be completely honest with girls. He was born an orphan."

"Who says it's not?" Kamigo Yoshihiko agreed.

He suddenly changed his attitude and said with a serious face: "Kazhen, isn't the student union going to have a general election? I plan to run for student union president."

"You? Running for student president?"

Lin Hezhen couldn't associate the gossip king in front of him with the serious student council president.

"Yes, even I want to leave some memorable memories in my short three years of high school. After all, youth is short."

"Then there's no need to challenge the student council president. What if it turns into black history?"

"It doesn't matter if you don't get selected, the important thing is to participate." Kamigo Yoshihiko said nonchalantly.

"Good luck then."

[Hmph, I’m making excuses for my failure before I even start taking action.This half-hearted attitude is really infuriating. ] Shinomiya Kaguya said coldly.

[Indeed, but he probably just wanted to have fun, get a little limelight, and not lose too badly. 】Lin Hezhen still understands the thoughts of adolescent boys.

[He is disrespectful to other competitors! 】 Kaguya is still unwilling to give up.

[One less competitor is a good thing for them. They would love to have a few more people playing tickets. 】

Kaguya disagreed with this, [Betting the success rate on the opponent's pull?A truly strong man wouldn't do that. 】

[But in this world, there are very few truly strong people, and most people have flaws to one degree or another.Those ordinary people cannot win beautifully with a huge advantage, they can only struggle in an ugly manner. 】

[In that case, why would you overestimate your capabilities and challenge yourself to a goal that you simply cannot achieve? 】

[You cannot expect everyone to be self-aware, nor can you prevent others from dreaming. 】

[I still can’t understand it. 】

[When you can understand it, you are no longer a chaebol lady, but an ordinary person. 】

Kaguya looked at the noisy classroom, listening to the girls talking about manicure and male celebrities, and the boys discussing games and beautiful girls.

[Is this the life of ordinary people? ] She said to herself in her heart.

……

Class time is lackluster.

Both Hayashi Kazuma and Shinomiya Kaguya have long been familiar with the knowledge in the textbooks.

Even if they were like Kasumigaoka Shiu and slept in class all day, their grades would basically not be affected.

After Shinomiya Kaguya listened to a few classes and found that there was indeed a gap between the teacher's level and Shuchiin's, she was no longer interested in listening to the lectures. Instead, she asked Hayashi Kazuma in her mind.

[Hey, are the legendary trams really crowded? 】

[It’s very crowded. During rush hour, the carriage is almost bursting with people. 】

[Hey, I really want to take a ride and give it a try. 】

[I advise you to give up this idea. Not only is there no place to stay on an overcrowded tram, the air also smells bad. Everyone’s body odor, sweat smell, and foot odor are mixed together. It’s really not a good experience. 】

[Hey, that’s so disgusting. ] Kaguya imagined it for a while and finally decided to give up.

[Have you ever gone to a fireworks display?I heard that fireworks are usually set off at summer festivals, and girls wear beautiful yukata and buy candy apples at stalls, fish for goldfish, and shoot balloons. Are those games fun? 】

[It’s really fun. Why, haven’t you participated? 】

[No, my family refused to let me go, saying there were too many people and it would be dangerous. 】 Kaguya said dullly.

[Well, it seems that the childhood of a wealthy daughter will lack a lot of fun. 】

[There are also amusement parks, aquariums, movie theaters, zoos, and karaoke halls. Have you been to any of these places?Is it fun? ] Kaguya asked questions like a curious baby.

[It’s okay. If you go with friends, it’s quite interesting. 】

Lin Hezhen suddenly realized that the Shinomiya family had too many personal restrictions on Kaguya?This is not allowed and that is not allowed.

He suddenly regretted experiencing Kaguya's life, it must have been very boring.

However, he then thought about it, it was precisely because her life was so different from his own that it was valuable to experience.

[What about Kentucky Chicken and McDonald's?I heard that this is the most popular fast food chain in the world. Is their food really delicious? ] Kaguya thought of the commercials she had seen on TV.

[I think it’s okay. After all, it’s fried food, so it’s basically not unpalatable. 】

[Is Coke delicious?Are the fries crispy?Is fried chicken delicious?Is the ice cream sweet? 】

Questions came one after another, and Lin Hezhen was made dizzy by her questions.

[I said, Miss, have you never eaten these foods? 】

[No, my family says it’s unhealthy and won’t let me eat it. 】 Kaguya said weakly.

Lin Hezhen frowned, feeling that if she was left with a hundred thousand reasons, it would be difficult for him to remain calm.

[Well, I'll take a day off today and take you to eat rice. I hope the food can stop your mouth.It just so happens that I am also a little greedy from your talking about it. 】

[Hey, aren’t you going to class? 】This kind of behavior of skipping classes is simply unimaginable in Kaguya's opinion.

[Yes, it’s almost lunch break anyway, and there’s no point in going to class. I’ll simply take you out for a day to save you from chattering all the time. 】

So Lin Hezhen stood up and said to the teacher: "Sorry, I'm a little uncomfortable and want to go to the infirmary."

"Is Mr. Lin sick? Go quickly." The teacher had no doubt that the top grader was pretending to be sick and skipping class.

Lin Hezhen walked out of the classroom and sent a message to Mai, Yukino, and Kato Megumi, explaining that he needed to go home for something.

He came to the infirmary, convinced the school doctor with a hint, and easily obtained permission to leave school.

Lin Hezhen rode his motorcycle to the shopping street near the school, where there happened to be a McDonald's.

【Wow!It smells like fried chicken, it smells so good! 】 Kaguya sighed like a country bumpkin entering the city.

Lin Hezhen directly ordered a family bucket.

[It turns out that ordinary people carry their meals to their seats themselves, instead of having servants bring them to them. ] Kaguya said that he had become more knowledgeable again.

After receiving the meal and opening the lid of the family bucket, Kaguya's eyes widened. If she were in the real world, she might have drooled.

[In order for you to taste the food better, I will let you control your body. 】 Hayashi Kazuma magnanimously gave control of his body to Kaguya temporarily.

"Arigado, I'm starting."

She took a cautious sip of the coke.

"Oh, it's so spicy!"

[It is normal to feel spicy when drinking carbonated drinks for the first time. ] Lin Hezhen smiled.

Kaguya put down the coke and looked at the fried chicken and fries, feeling troubled again.

"How can we eat without utensils?"

[Just hold it with your hands. 】

"Huh?" Kaguya was stunned.

Holding food with your hands was definitely contrary to what she had been taught and was downright rude.

However, seeing everyone around her eating chicken drumsticks without scruples, she carefully picked up a chicken wing and put it in her mouth.

The chicken wings are coated with a layer of bread crumbs and fried until they are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. The meat is fragrant after one bite.

"Well, it's really delicious..."

At this moment, all the customized dishes of top celebrity chefs were defeated in front of this small piece of fried chicken.

Kaguya was moved to tears.

Chapter 154 "A Person" Date

[Just eating fried chicken, is this really necessary? 】

Lin Hezhen felt that Shinomiya Kaguya was exaggerating, and almost shed tears after eating.

Kaguya's breakfast at Shinomiya's house includes eight dishes. Her cook is at least three Michelin stars. No matter how you look at it, it's more delicious than McDonald's fast food.

However, Kaguya probably rarely eats fried food, let alone a bucket full of fried chicken. Coupled with the buff bonus that eating out is better than eating at home, she looks like this.

[Wow, is this a burger?Super awesome! 】Kaguya had starry eyes when she ate a burger for the first time.

I saw her taking a bite of fried chicken, a bite of hamburger, occasionally stuffing two fries, and occasionally taking a sip of Coke, grinning from the heat.

[If you find it spicy, don’t drink it. ] Lin Hezhen was speechless.

[However, after the spiciness is over, there will be a very cold and refreshing feeling, which makes people want to stop. ] Kaguya's mouth was full and she could only communicate with Lin Hezhen in her heart.

[The Shinomiya family is right not to let you come into contact with these things. I always feel that if you are allowed to continue like this, sooner or later you will become a good-for-nothing otaku like Gabriel. ] Lin Hezhen shook his head and said.

【Gabriel?Do you want to praise me for being as cute as an angel? 】

Kaguya, who was raised in a sterile greenhouse, has naturally never seen anime works like "Gabriel's Fall".

[Yeah, yeah, I wonder if after you get exposed to comics, animations and online games, you will be like the innocent Gabriel White, and you will fall into depravity, become addicted to them, and become a homebody, skipping school and staying in the apartment every day. Here, I only wear a sports jacket and play games online. 】

[Hey, do you want to turn me into a disgusting otaku?I'm not addicted to those things. 】

Due to the twisted upbringing of the Shinomiya family, Kaguya's impression of otakus was still at the stage of "criminal reserve with strange behavior".

【nausea?This statement is too much. Most otakus are good, law-abiding citizens. It is precisely because of their heavy consumption that the ACGN industry has flourished. I apologize to all the otakus and otakus around the world! 】

[Hmph, I don’t want it. 】When has the proud Miss Kaguya ever apologized to others?She refused without thinking.

[Do you want to apologize?If you don't apologize, I won't let you continue to eat rice. ] Lin Hezhen immediately took away control of his body.

【Ah, no! 】 Seeing the fried chicken flying from her mouth, Kaguya became anxious, she was not full yet.

【Say "I'm sorry" quickly!Otherwise, I will control your body and dance "New Treasure Island" in front of everyone in Shuchiin! 】

["New Treasure Island"?what is that? ] Kaguya was confused.

【This is it. 】Lin Hezhen took out his mobile phone and played "Macho Man Version of New Treasure Island" for her.

In the extremely low-definition video, several "macho men" danced vigorously in front of the camera, and the background music was "New Treasure Island" by the island country's "Yuyun Band".