I just wanted to become an immortal and was forced to open a harem

"Is that so? Fujiwara-san was dumped?" Hayasaka Ai's eyes widened in surprise.

"I'm not in love, no, I don't like anyone at all!" Chika Fujiwara quickly retorted.

If this rumor reaches the ears of her elders, they will inevitably be punished. After all, the Fujiwara family is an old political family and is very cautious about the love and marriage of their children.

"Fujiwara-san, you are not young anymore. You usually like the topic of love so much. In fact, you really want to have a boyfriend in your heart, right? Why don't you list your criteria for choosing a mate and let me help you think about it."

"Yes, yes, just tell me." Hayasaka Ai followed.

"Huh?" Chika Fujiwara couldn't resist them, so she could only lower her head and whisper with a blushing face: "My ideal type has a gentle personality, is willing to help others, and preferably has the attributes of being older."

"Does the attribute of being old mean that you can take care of others?" Lin Hezhen analyzed calmly.

"By the way, I like to play games, so it would be good to find someone who likes to play games. By the way, it would be even better if he can complain about himself directly."

"Love to play games? If you can complain clearly and neatly, well, I probably have something in mind."

"Hey, did the president think of a candidate so quickly?" Chika Fujiwara opened her mouth slightly.

"Yes, do you want to hear it?" Lin Hezhen smiled maliciously.

"Yes." Chika Fujiwara's face was flushed, with an expression of wanting to hear but being shy and embarrassed.

Lin Hezhen didn't hold back anymore and announced directly: "The person who fully meets your conditions is-Doraemon!"

Chapter 162 I despair of this world without dirty jokes

"Doraemon? What the hell?"

Hearing this, the two girls were stunned.

Lin Hezhen raised his fingers and said, "Doraemon has a very gentle personality and is super helpful. Every day he comes up with a lot of props to help Nobita solve his problems."

"Since its job is to look after children, it has a very senior character."

"Doraemon has many fun props, which just satisfy Fujiwara-san's hobby of playing games."

"Every time Nobita does something wrong, is playful or daydreams, Doraemon will criticize him mercilessly. Don't you think Fatty Blue perfectly meets your criteria for choosing a mate?"

Fujiwara Chika said reluctantly: "But Doraemon is a robot cat, not a human being, and it is a character in an anime. How can it be considered a love interest?"

"In that case, there is someone here who meets your requirements, and that is Ai Hayasaka."

"Pfft! Cough cough cough!" Hayasaka Ai almost choked to death on her own saliva.

One moment, he lets others touch his vagina, and the next moment, he introduces himself to a girl as his lover. Is this what human beings do?

Miss Kaguya is really becoming less and less of a woman.

Lin Hezhen said seriously: "Haysaka and I have known each other for a long time. She has a gentle personality, is willing to help others, has the attributes of age, and takes good care of me."

Hayasaka secretly complained in his heart: Do you think I want it?If it weren't for the personal maid, I would have stopped serving her!Whoever you like can do this job!

"Haasaka is a computer expert and is also very good at playing games. When I say or do something inappropriate, she will complain mercilessly. In this regard, she can be regarded as my critical friend."

"Miss Huiye..."

Hayasaka Ai showed a touched expression. It turned out that the other party regarded her as a friend, not a maid.

"But Hayasaka is a girl." Chika Fujiwara complained helplessly, "How can a girl fall in love with a girl?"

Hearing this, Lin Hezhen said seductively: "Fujiwara-san, I have to correct your overly feudal thinking. What's wrong with girls falling in love with girls? Isn't it true that in this world only men are allowed to be troublemakers, and women are not allowed to sharpen mirrors? "

"Aren't lilies bad? Are oranges bad? Are stickers bad? This boring world without dirty jokes is about to destroy itself!"

"It is neither allowed to have sex between people of the same sex, nor between people of the opposite sex. There is obviously no other way to create new humans, but everyone is keeping this matter secret, as if to allow the human race to continue. It’s a heinous thing.”

"Sex is not a dirty thing. It is about digging out the shame of both parties bit by bit and touching the most sensitive parts. Even so, tolerance will create a bond, not only in the body, but also in the heart."

"Therefore, it is those who stand on the moral high ground and point fingers. Their views are really distorted, and their hearts are really dirty. They loudly preach what seems right at first glance. The society is full of Such a brilliant idiot."

"Don't you know that ghs is the primary productive force? If you write a book without taking some edge shots, no one will read it, okay? The author will be impoverished! No one will vote."

"How low has the fertility rate fallen? I don't know what to do? When giant pandas are reproducing, they need to watch movies to entertain themselves. This is because they have low sexual desire, which has also led to the endangerment of their species."

"Then will humans be reduced to the point where they need to watch movies for entertainment in order to reproduce? Are humans forced to become endangered species and let aliens protect us?"

"Besides, they themselves are not pure lambs at all. Otherwise, let them publish their short video accounts and see what Internet celebrities they follow?"

"You know you are a man who steals and prostitutes women, but you ask the people to behave like saints and be self-sufficient. Don't you think this is very unrealistic?"

"I think the higher up people are, the more they should set an example. Like the Southern Han Dynasty, only eunuchs can be officials. I think this system is worth promoting. When I become the prime minister of the island country in the future, I will use this as an official. Basic national policy.”

This shocking and eloquent argument shocked Ai Hayasaka and Chika Fujiwara into jaws.

The two of them looked at each other and understood each other's meaning tacitly: This person must not be allowed to become the prime minister of the island country, otherwise she will destroy the island country and even the whole world.

Fortunately, Lin Hezhen is just talking. He has no interest in the Prime Minister of the island country. Is being the boss of a group of frogs something worth being complacent about?

After taking a sip of the unknown imported juice, Lin Hezhen moistened his throat and said, "Fujiwara-san, please take me to the best ramen restaurant around here today. I'm hungry."

"Ah?" Hayasaka Ai was a little surprised.

Miss Kaguya actually wants to go to a ramen shop that only rough guys visit?Not to mention the eldest lady of Shuchiin, even ordinary island girls would not go there. They felt that going to such a place would "lose their status" and not be "feminine" enough.

She looked embarrassed: "But according to the schedule, Miss, you should go home for dinner."

"Do you have any objections?" Lin Hezhen glanced at her lightly.

"The housekeeper may report this matter to the master and your brothers." Hayasaka Ai reminded that in the past, Kaguya was most afraid of her father and brother.

"It doesn't matter, just let them come to me." Lin Hezhen lowered his eyes and said calmly.

It was a good time to find out who else in the Shinomiya family was involved in this incident. Lin Hezhen didn't believe that the mastermind behind the truth's mirror would only attack Shinomiya Kaguya.

"Why do you even know that I like to eat ramen? I always go alone." Chika Fujiwara lamented.

"Humph, guess." Lin Hezhen smiled slightly.

"Damn it." Chika Fujiwara's cheeks were bulging with anger, like a puffer fish.

She didn't like Lin Hezhen's appearance as the Riddler, and was determined to take him to the biggest ramen restaurant to make him look embarrassed.

Fujiwara Chika took them to a noodle shop in Jimbocho.

This ramen restaurant called Jiro Inspire is famous for its amazing portions and great taste, and is deeply loved by regular gourmets.

"Look at the 'Large Scale Everest Ramen'. If you finish it within 20 minutes, you can get a free order. Why don't we challenge this!" In order to take revenge, Chika Fujiwara was so cruel that she could even sacrifice herself.

Hayasaka Ai read the instructions carefully, her face changed, and she advised: "President, this bowl of ramen weighs 3kg. No matter what, we can't eat it, our stomach will be burst."

Lin Hezhen said disdainfully: "Who are you looking down on? Isn't it just 3kg of ramen? It's a trivial matter, let you see what it means to be a big stomach king, Xiaoli Hat will be the first to be defeated!"

Chapter 163 Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality?

"How dare you look down on the weight of my ramen?"

When the store manager heard Lin Hezhen's arrogant remarks, he immediately put a lot of noodles into the pot.

When the ramen was served, Fujiwara Chika and Hayasaka Ai's faces turned green.

"Thank you for the long wait. Three servings of Everest Ramen in large quantities. Please be patient."

There were three waiters, each holding an oversized rice bowl in front of the three of them, and the table for four was immediately filled to the brim.

A bowl of ramen with a total weight of 5 kilograms, plus a lot of toppings and side dishes, is packed in a huge rice bowl and piled as high as a mountain. It is worthy of Mount Everest.

"This is too exaggerated!" Fujiwara Chika's face was covered with cold sweat, and she regretted her previous behavior of overestimating her abilities and coming to challenge her.

Why are you crazy enough to challenge the legendary [-]-man giant ramen?

The huge size and overwhelming terrifying weight of Godzilla made the three petite girls look even smaller in front of Mount Everest.

Hayasaka Ai's face turned pale. She leaned close to Lin Hezhen's ear and said in a trembling voice: "President, after eating this bowl, you won't be able to hold on to the wall. I'm afraid you need to call the emergency call and ask the ambulance to take us three." Pull people into ICU."

Lin Hezhen said with a serious look on his face: "Fifty years in this world have been like a dream. How can anyone be immortal? In the face of challenges, surrendering without a fight is a coward's behavior. I disdain this, even though tens of millions of people I'm going."

After hearing this, the store manager gave him a thumbs up.

"Very good, very ambitious, I admire you!"

"I like fat girls the most. I want to use my ramen to make those little girls who are talking about losing weight gain weight. This is the purpose of making ramen."

"I think the ramen you make will only scare away little girls. Even a strong man in his 20s can't finish this bowl, right?" Fujiwara Chika complained softly.

Hayasaka Ai could only sigh silently when she saw that Lin Hezhen had opened the disposable chopsticks and was ready to use them.

As a personal maid and a friend of Miss Kaguya, how could I bear to let her fight alone?

"Yoshi, just let me enjoy this bowl of Mount Everest for a while!" She said with blazing fire in her eyes as she looked at death.

"You, you...well, in this case, I can only risk my life to accompany you. I have to eat the noodles I chose while kneeling." Fujiwara Chika said with a sad face.

So Chika Fujiwara began to transform, tying her long, smooth pink hair into a single ponytail, rolling up her sleeves, and looking like she was going to the battlefield.

The three of them lifted their chopsticks at the same time, picked up the noodles and put them into their mouths.

"Siguoyi!"

This sentence flashed through their minds at the same time.

This ramen looks very rich, but tastes very refreshing.

The soup base is made with soy milk and burnt-flavored miso. It also adds taro paste that has been ground and filtered repeatedly, so that the soup base will have a smooth and rich texture. Mushrooms and wakame are also added to increase the freshness. .

The noodles are also specially handmade, with grapefruit juice kneaded into them to relieve greasiness. They are so delicious that you can't stop taking your chopsticks.

In addition, every topping on the noodles is carefully cooked, and an ingredient called "tempeh" is added as a finale.

Tempeh is a fermented food originating from Indonesia and made from soybeans.

The boss uses soy sauce and sake to make the tempeh into a teriyaki flavor, making it closer to the taste of meat, and it has a unique flavor when paired with offal.

"The taste is obviously very impactful, but I can keep eating it."

“The wonderful spiciness that makes your tongue so happy, like energy, travels through every corner of your body.”

“The body is filled with heat and the cells are constantly rejuvenating.”

The three of them seemed to be possessed by starving ghosts. They kept putting noodles into their mouths, and Mount Everest became shorter and shorter at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Yeah, that's it!" The store manager smiled happily and then fell into memories.

"My younger sister had a boyfriend before. In order to stay in shape, she only ate a little bit every day. Eventually she got anorexia and fainted and was hospitalized. Since then, I have been thinking, if I can make better ramen, Even if you can't eat it, you can still stuff it into your mouth, and maybe my sister won't get sick."

Lin Hezhen stopped talking about noodles and took time out of his busy schedule to say to the boss: "Congratulations, you have succeeded now. Look at these two girls, they can't stop at all and are completely dominated by your ramen."

Fujiwara Chika and Hayasaka Ai mechanically put noodles into their mouths, with charming blushes on their faces. They turned a deaf ear to everything outside and only had ramen in their eyes.

……

With 20 seconds left before 118 minutes, Lin Hezhen put down his chopsticks with ease and elegantly took out a tissue to wipe the corners of his mouth.

A large bowl of ramen, together with the noodle soup, had all entered Kaguya Shinomiya's stomach, but her stomach was not bulging at all.

It turned out that Lin Hezhen had already been running exercises in his body, refining Qi and turning noodles into body nutrients.

However, Chika Fujiwara and Ai Hayasaka were still engrossed in eating, and their stomachs were bulging as if they were pregnant with Rokko, which was really eye-catching.

Lin He really thought that it would be fun to take photos.

Why do young girls have a big belly?

Why is the rich lady flushing?

Why is the beautiful maid panting so much?

Girls from prestigious private schools were tortured, who did it?

What secrets are hidden behind the ramen shop?

Is all of this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?

Please pay attention to DGAV’s annual masterpiece "The Evil Fall of Shujiin" at 8 o'clock tonight

"Jingle Bell--"

The alarm clock is ringing, and the limited time for free orders has come.

Chika Fujiwara and Ai Hayasaka still had half of the noodles left.

"Boss, please take away the noodles. They will pay for their ramen as normal." Lin Hezhen shouted.

He was also worried that if he allowed them to continue eating, they would end up in the ICU. These two people didn't practice exercise techniques to cheat.