I just wanted to become an immortal and was forced to open a harem

Yinglili looked at the black cat in front of her speechlessly.

I saw that its whole body was as black as ink, its limbs were strong and strong, and its eyes were as deep and cold as a cold pool, as if it could penetrate people's hearts.

It is wearing a Batman cos suit, with a black mask on its head and a cape full of justice behind it.

It is protecting this city shrouded in darkness, maintaining the so-called justice alone.

It is the superhero among ordinary cats and the savior of Gotham - Dark Knight Meow.

"I am a violent wave, and I cannot be turned back." It said solemnly.

The corners of Yinglili's mouth twitched.

If the chief doctor in the hospital is a serious otaku who doesn't care about worldly opinions, then the cultivator who turns into a cat and plays cosplay is no less generous.

He claimed that he was a celebrity in the island country, and his every move affected the government's heart, and he had to disguise himself in order to visit privately.

But Ying Lili feels that he is more likely to make headlines if he appears to the outside world in his current appearance.

Nothing can arouse people's curiosity more than a black cat cosplaying as Batman and acting like a human.

"Well, don't you think this outfit is a bit conspicuous?" Yinglili tried to stop her.

"I like."

Lin Hezhen raised his head and looked at her, his calm eyes unusually clear.

"Besides, I've covered my face." He pointed to the Bat helmet on his head.

Ying Lili: "..."

"Even if you don't cover your face, others won't associate a black cat with Lin Hezhen!" Ying Lili complained crazily.

"Calm down, these are just trivial matters. Come on, put on this Robin cosplay suit." Lin Hezhen threw her a set of red and green clothes.

"Batman's Robin?" Yinglili saw the iconic green cape at a glance.

"Otherwise, can you still be Robin from "One Piece"? You think too much. No matter you are before you become a dog or you are after you become a dog, you don't have the capital to cosplay as Nico Robin."

Lin Hezhen specifically emphasized the word "capital".

Just kidding, Nicole Robin's measurements are B100, W60, and H90, while Ying Lili's measurements, if I remember correctly, are B79.9, W56, and H86. The difference is more than a thousand miles away?

"You bastard!" Someone who was stabbed in a sore spot became angry and jumped towards Lin Hezhen.

Lin Hezhen dodged easily.

"You know, I'm just telling the truth, right?" Lin Hezhen shrugged, expressing helplessness.

"Huh!" Yinglili glared at him bitterly, gritting her teeth, but there was nothing she could do.

This guy actually makes fun of his own figure, it’s so annoying!

"Hey, don't be discouraged. As the saying goes, 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully young girls into poverty. I think you still have a lot of room for improvement. If you work hard, you can at least get rid of the minus sign of A-."

"I'll bite you!" Ying Lili angrily showed her little fangs.

In the end, Ying Lili still refused to put on the Robin cos suit, which made Lin Hezhen quite disappointed.

Fortunately, he specially prepared a cuckold for Ying Lili, but she was unwilling to wear it.

I can only put it in the closet temporarily and see if there is a chance to take it out for her to try in the future.

"Everything is ready, Lechdog."

Lin Hezhen took Ying Lili and went to work valiantly.

The cat and the dog walked out of the room and walked straight to the elevator. Lin Hezhen jumped easily and pressed the button.

The elevator door opened and the two animals walked in grandly.

"Hey, whose pet is this? It ran out without the owner's guidance?" the aunt in the elevator screamed.

Lin Hezhen didn't answer, and Ying Lili could only lower her head and pretend to be deaf and dumb.

When the elevator door closed, the aunt was still chattering: "Kittens and puppies are very cute. It should cost a lot to keep them shiny and smooth, right? It's so careless to let pets escape. Young people today..."

Yinglili lowered her head and did not dare to answer. At this time, she was so embarrassed that she was about to explode.

It turns out that turning into an animal and acting like a human is such a shameful thing?

Fortunately, this guy was still there. She glanced at Lin Hezhen, who seemed to be calm and calm, but was actually distracted.

Why can this person not care about other people's eyes and do the most shameful words and deeds openly and freely?

Could it be that being thicker than ordinary people is the key to obtaining extraordinary power?

Lin Hezhen didn't know what Ying Lili's little mind was thinking about. He was just thinking about it. Although "Lycoris Recoil" has various flaws that make people smart, such as Qian Shu's dodge that can kill Yan Shuangying, but no matter As for him.

As long as the beautiful girl is good-looking!

"Ding."

When the elevator arrived, Lin Hezhen walked out first.

"Well, Sawamura's old house is quite far away. How are we going to get there?" Yinglili said worriedly.

Lin Hezhen said confidently: "Don't worry, the mountain people have a clever plan. I have already prepared the transportation."

"Transportation?" Yinglili was surprised.

There is a vehicle in this world that both cats and dogs can drive, maybe it’s a go-kart?

As a result, Lin Hezhen pressed his claws on the bat belt around his waist, and heard a "chugging" sound coming from far away.

A dark Batmobile drove over on its own. This was the sports car he bought after receiving "compensation money from the insurance company."

After being transformed through weapon refining techniques, this car has become a magic weapon with all kinds of incredible functions. Compared with the Batmobile in the movie, it has only many more functions.

The sports car looks very cool, with a smooth and graceful body, simple and elegant lines, and a cold and mysterious black paint. It is full of mechanical explosive power and has a strong sense of technology.

"Well, your car looks more advanced than the one in the Batman movie. But can we really drive a car with our short legs?" Ying Lili had questions on her head.

"What age are we in this? Vehicles are all driving themselves. Do you still need to use your legs to drive? This car can change its shape. Come on up."

As soon as Lin Hezhen finished speaking, the seats of the Batmobile immediately transformed into a shape suitable for their bodies.

Ying Lili climbed onto the passenger seat lightly and looked around curiously: "Isn't your car made by a manufacturer on Blue Star?"

"The products produced by Xiuxian must be high-quality." Lin Hezhen got into the driver's seat and the Batmobile started driving automatically.

"Is it a gas truck or a tram?"

"The energy it consumes is spiritual energy."

Ying Lili frowned: "I seem to have heard of the term 'reiki recovery'. What exactly is reiki?"

Lin Hezhen explained: "Aura is the energy of fairy spirits, including people, flowers, grass, trees and even wind, clouds, rain, etc. There is aura in everything. This is the energy naturally produced by the world. It is invisible just like the air. It’s real, but most people don’t know it.”

"You can consider opening a new energy vehicle company." Yingli suggested jokingly.

"It's good. After my video company, mobile phone manufacturer, and real estate company send it, I will consider building a car."

The Batmobile rode away, flicked its taillights, merged into traffic, and disappeared without a trace.

At a busy traffic light intersection, a string of colorfully painted go-karts are waiting for the red light.

Go-karts are legal on the streets of the island country. As long as you hold an island country driver's license or an international driver's license, you can rent a kart and drive on social roads.

The island country has also issued policies on safe driving of go-karts, requiring that go-karts on the road must have seat belts, guardrails, seat headrests, energy-absorbing steering wheels, etc., and the vehicle height must be more than one meter, and must be one meter high. Install the taillight at the location.

This toy-like and interesting means of transportation is a sight in the island country and is especially popular with tourists.

The Batmobile parked silently in the driveway next to them, and its stylish shape attracted the attention of countless people, shocking the street-loving uncles in floral shirts.

"Oh, it's the Batmobile, super cool!"

"Aren't the people inside also wearing Batman cosplay costumes?"

"The co-pilot must have a beautiful blonde and blue eyes."

The uncles started making noises.

Lin Hezhen lowered the car window in silence.

"It turns out...a black cat cosplayed as Batman, and a golden retriever puppy with blue eyes! No one, WTF? That cat is driving!"

The uncle closest to the Batmobile was stunned, rubbing his eyes hard, and fell into self-doubt.

The cigar in his mouth had fallen to his crotch and lit up with smoke, but he didn't even notice it.

"Uncle, the cigarette fell." Lin Hezhen pointed with his paw.

The uncle lowered his head and saw the half-burnt cigarette butt on his crotch. He was startled and quickly swatted it away.

"Well, thank you very much."

The uncle reflexively thanked him, and then realized that he was talking to a cat.

"You're welcome." Lin Hezhen calmly raised the window.

The light changed to green and the Batmobile sped away.

The uncle numbly took out his cell phone and dialed the police number.

"Hello, I saw a black cat cosplayed as Batman, driving a Batmobile, and driving a golden retriever puppy on the road... Please believe me, I am definitely not joking... What? You Want to contact Arkham Asylum for me?"

"No, I'm definitely not crazy! I really saw it. The cat was talking to me...what? There was nothing in the surveillance video? Well, please help me contact a psychiatrist. I may really be hallucinating. …”

Lin Hezhen didn't know it yet, but he had successfully created a mental patient, so that a normal person would be mistaken for having a mental problem, and he would immediately receive treatment from a professional psychological counselor.

Yinglili was a little worried: "If those people see us, will they call the police or post it online?"

Lin Hezhen smiled slightly: "Don't worry, this car and us all have concealment spells and will not leave images on videos and photos. The most he can do is post some short compositions without pictures to make Dongdu new. Add an urban legend.”

Hearing this, Yinglili felt relieved: "That's it, no wonder you dare to act so unscrupulously."

Lin Hezhen shrugged his shoulders: "I am not the one who acts unscrupulously. You will know soon."

……

The old house of Sawamura is located on the outskirts of Dongdu City, about [-] kilometers away from the city center, and is surrounded by dense forests.

A mansion with a traditional courtyard of the island country is built at the foot of the mountain, facing the river, and the scenery is very beautiful.

It was almost evening, and the courtyard was quiet, with only the crisp chirping of birds in the trees echoing around the house.

Outside the house, the garden is overgrown with branches, the river flows darkly, reflecting the starlight, and the nearby houses give off a warm and cozy glow.

Everything was extremely quiet, as if welcoming the coming of night.

"This is it, we're here, get off the car." A soft female voice sounded.

Several vans stopped on the road not far from Sawamura's house, and a group of weirdos wearing black robes and eye pendants hanging on their chests jumped out of the vans.

The leader among them is a beautiful girl. She has smooth black short and medium hair, fair and delicate skin, delicate and three-dimensional facial features, a tall and slender figure, bulging breasts, plump and round buttocks, straight and slender legs, and swaying when walking. , every move is full of temptation, and she is carrying a sexy beauty.

However, this beautiful girl seemed to be in bad condition. Her face was pale and flushed, and her body was trembling slightly abnormally.

"Miss Renzi, are you feeling unwell?" a man in black asked with concern.

"No, it's nothing, I'm fine."

An Yilun, no, An Yilunzi replied while trying his best to resist the discomfort all over his body.

After living for 17 years, he never thought that one day he would wear such a terrifyingly short and too light skirt.

In the past, when he was watching anime or playing gal games, he only thought that girls' skirts were too long, making him unable to see the fat color.

Now, if it was him wearing something that was leaking from all sides and had no sense of security, he was eager to tear it off and put on a pair of reliable big pants.

Not only that, the excess fat on her chest also made her feel extremely painful. Not only was it inconvenient to move, but it also caused pain in her shoulders.

What's worse is that the men's eyes always glance at her breasts unconsciously - they are wrapped in tight clothing, with beautiful shapes and charming arcs. The white hemispheres and deep ravines are exposed from the low-cut dress, which is really tempting. Incomparable.

Feeling the terrible looks in the eyes of those animals who wanted to pounce on her immediately and execute her on the spot, An Yilunzi felt like crying without tears.

He used to look at others, but he never thought that one day he would end up in such a miserable situation!

Suddenly, a strange numbing sensation came from the secret part. Renko Aki had to hold on to the car, gritted her teeth, and tried her best not to moan.

Andre, that old pervert, in order to satisfy his perverted fetish, actually stuffed five remote control toys into both of her holes!

As long as Andre presses the switch, no matter where Aki Renko is, they will beat wildly, bringing bursts of electric-like stimulating pleasure, making her ooze continuously.

Now every hair on An Yilunzi's body stood on end, wishing to cut Andre into pieces.

But she could only let him control her body, and she didn't even have room to resist.