I just wanted to become an immortal and was forced to open a harem

Shinomiya Kaguya glared at Yukinoshita Yukino fiercely, but the other party didn't even glance at her from the corner of his eyes.

Yukinoshita Yukino must be fully equipped with the "taunt" skill, otherwise why would she be so proficient in irritating others?

"What's the air?" Shinomiya Kaguya looked at her look and became even more angry.

She stretched out her hand and grabbed the soft flesh of Lin Hezhen's waist: "You don't care about her!"

Lin Hezhen suffered such a misfortune, with a puzzled look on his face: "No, how can I care? I'm not hers?"

"Then you have to think of a way. Are you just watching her bully me?" Shinomiya Kaguya said angrily.

"Okay, okay, I will definitely find a way in the future. Now is the truce time. You both need to calm down." Lin Hezhen was extremely confused.

Grandma Sanzhi, who was wearing a fortune teller's outfit, took the paper where they wrote their birth dates and pretended to be deaf and mute while typing on the computer keyboard.

"Well, I didn't hear anything, and I didn't see anything..." She muttered silently in her mind.

She first entered the birthdays of Kaguya Shinomiya and Kazuma Hayashi into the dialog box, and then pressed the Enter key.

"The result is out!"

The three people's attention was immediately attracted.

"Then first, let's start with Mr. Lin Hezhen's basic character."

"And the basic character?" Lin Hezhen was a little surprised.

However, these preset divination software are all very similar, and it is normal for everyone to perform a specious personality analysis.

Granny Sanzhi read out the text on the computer:

"Well, Mr. Lin Hezhen's basic personality is cold on the outside and hot on the inside. On the surface, he is calm and rational. In fact, he is a very emotional person. He is gentle, kind and willing to help others. You are very opinionated about things, and sometimes you will be confused because of some of your own opinions. Knowledge creates prejudice and resistance, so you also have a stubborn side. In terms of relationships, although you are upright in your heart, you are easily tempted and will fall into the whirlpool of emotions and be unable to extricate yourself."

"Unexpectedly, this divination is so accurate!"

Yukinoshita Yukino covered her mouth in surprise, and Shinomiya Kaguya also had an expression of approval.

Lin Hezhen was a little hard to accept: "It's not accurate at all! Who is easily tempted? I am a firm-willed immortal cultivator. Moreover, my greatest advantage is that I have a gentle personality and an open mind to accept advice. It actually said that I can If you have prejudice and resistance because of your own cognition, I think it’s bias!”

"As the saying goes, the thing people don't understand the most is themselves. It's better not to refute in a hurry. It's better to reflect on yourself more." Yukinoshita Yukino covered her mouth and smiled.

Lin Hezhen curled his lips: "I am prejudiced, stubborn, and unable to extricate myself from the emotional whirlpool. That software said a lot of bad things about me. Do you two actually think of me like this?"

"It's okay, I think it's very objective." Yukinoshita Yukino commented.

Seeing that Hayashi Kazuma was very dissatisfied with the divination results of the software, Granny Saegashi quickly said: "Guest, I said before that the details of the divination results of the computer software will be slightly different from reality. This is normal."

"Okay." Lin Hezhen nodded reluctantly.

Grandma Sanzhi continued: "Then, the next one is love luck. You are very charming, have outstanding abilities and decisiveness, and women around you tend to have a favorable impression of you. In other words, you are very popular with women."

After hearing this, Lin Hezhen didn't know what expression to make, so he asked, "Have you ever seen a man who was destined to be a peach blossom, and he was still a good man after three lifetimes?"

Moreover, isn’t cultivating immortality and becoming a Taoist priest the same as being a monk?They are all monks.

"This is not very accurate." Lin Hezhen said disapprovingly.

This time, Yukinoshita Yukino and Shinomiya Kaguya did not refute, but frowned and looked embarrassed, putting their hands on their chins, as if they were encountering a problem and racking their brains to think of solutions.

Lin Hezhen: "..."

By the way, are the divination results of a computer software worthy of your concern?

Granny Saegusa added: "Next, let's start talking about Miss Shinomiya Kaguya's basic personality."

Shinomiya Kaguya's eyes lit up. She sat upright and listened attentively.

"Miss Shinomiya Kaguya is a smart and rational person, but sometimes she loses the calmness and self-control she should have maintained because she cares too much about certain people. You have a high self-esteem, and you tend to struggle with this and show your words and deeds. Inconsistent situations. At the same time, your desire for exclusivity is also very strong, and you are prone to jealousy and worry about gains and losses. However, you will show amazing tact and strong courage at critical moments, allowing you to find opportunities to win in adversity."

"Hey, it seems to make sense." Lin Hezhen touched his chin and blinked.

"There's not a single nice word at all!" Shinomiya Kaguya looked quite dissatisfied.

Naturally, Yukinoshita Yukino would not let go of this opportunity to ridicule her: "It seems that Shinomiya-san's understanding of himself is also very biased. This divination software is just telling the truth. You do have that kind of personality."

"Hmph, it's too early for you to be proud now. When it's your turn later, the comments will probably be harsher than mine." Kaguya Shinomiya crossed her arms in front of her chest and said.

"Ahem, next is Miss Shinomiya Kaguya's love fortune." Granny Saegusa coughed.

"You will meet a partner who will love you for life, but your pride and possessiveness will hinder your relationship. It is recommended to restrain yourself, adopt flexible methods, seize the opportunity, and approach the other person in a planned way."

"Oh! That's it!"

When Shinomiya Kaguya heard these words, he actually picked up a pen to write it down on paper, and then solemnly put the note in a small handbag.

Huh?

When she was talking about the basic character just now, she had no intention of writing it down. Why was she suddenly so interested in it now?Are these words so helpful to her?

Lin Hezhen was thinking wildly.

"Then, we will finally announce the matching degree between the two."

"suitability?"

Shinomiya Kaguya became excited, while Lin Hezhen was a little embarrassed. After all, they were not really a couple.

Grandma Sanzhi didn't care what he thought, she just announced: "The matching between the two is..."

"Qiang Qiang, it's actually - 100%!"

She applauded Hayashi Kazuma and Shinomiya Kaguya and said shocking words.

"Awesome!" Shinomiya Kaguya jumped up happily.

"This is impossible!" Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't accept it.

"It's true! If you don't believe it, just take a look!"

Granny Sanzhi quickly transferred the computer screen to the three of them.

I saw that the text above did say "The marriage match between Hayashi Kazuma and Shinomiya Kaguya is 100%."

[You are a perfect match, with complementary personalities and like-minded interests.If the two of you are together, you will definitely be able to overcome all difficulties, grow old together, and be happy forever. 】

"Did you see it? Lin Jun and I are a perfect match!" Shinomiya Kaguya danced happily, hugged Lin Hezhen and started talking.

"Don't take it seriously, the divination results on this kind of computer software have no credibility at all." Lin Hezhen quickly raised his arm to block her.

On the side, Yukinoshita Yukino's face was livid at the moment.

She pursed her lips tightly and said to Granny Sanzhi: "I also want to divine the marriage compatibility between me and Lin Hezhen, immediately! Immediately!"

Chapter 267 Divination Matching Degree

Hey, the girl opposite just said that she wants to divine the marriage compatibility between her and this Mr. Lin!

This scumbag really has two things to do, and these two girls clearly knew the situation, but they refused to let go. Instead, they were jealous of the scumbag. What kind of world is this?

Even though Granny Sanzhi was a young woman with a lot of experience, she was still so shocked that she was so shocked at the moment.

However, as the saying goes, the customer is God. Since God has spoken, she will naturally obey.

A scumbag's money is also money, and if you don't make it, you won't make it in vain.

"please wait."

At Yukinoshita Yukino's strong request, Granny Saegashi started working on the computer again.

She entered the birth dates of Hayashi Kazuma and Yukinoshita Yukino into the software, and then hit enter.

"The results are out! I have already talked about Mr. Hayashi Kazuma's situation just now, so I won't repeat it again. Now let's start with Miss Yukinoshita's basic character."

Yukinoshita Yukino had a serious face, almost pricking up her ears to listen.

"Ms. Yukinoshita is a person who is cold on the outside but gentle on the inside. You have your own opinions and persistence, so you may seem a bit unsociable. Overemphasis on fairness and integrity will also make you look like you don't know how to adapt. You have your own uniqueness This view often makes you decide on one thing and never look back, but sometimes, you will be defeated by the pressure of reality and fall into confusion."

"What?!" After hearing this, Yukinoshita Yukino pursed her lips tightly with a look of disapproval.

"Hahahaha... Let me just say, your comments must be worse than mine!" Kaguya Shinomiya gloated and laughed.

Yukinoshita Yukino retorted: "I admit that there is a point in the problems mentioned above. But the second half is completely nonsense!"

"Although my interpersonal relationships have been bad since I was a child. There were always some classmates who thought highly of themselves and were not clear-headed to provoke me, but in the end they were all defeated by me head-on. When did I get knocked down by the pressure of reality and fall into confusion?"

Shinomiya Kaguya said lazily: "But, as far as I know, you have a sister who is better than you. You have always lived in the shadow of your sister, right? Moreover, your parents also value your sister more."

"You must be so troubled by your sister's existence that you stubbornly want to prove that you are better than her. Doesn't this count as being defeated by the pressure of reality and falling into confusion?"

"...You know so much." Yukinoshita Yukino glared at Shinomiya Kaguya dissatisfied.

"Of course, love is like a battlefield. A lion has to fight a rabbit with all his strength, so how can I underestimate the enemy? I remember all your information clearly." Shinomiya Kaguya said lazily.

Yukinoshita Yukino smiled coldly: "If you think that you can catch the person you like just by memorizing information, you are too naive."

Shinomiya Kaguya raised her eyebrows: "That's better than doing nothing."

"Ahem, the fortune teller hasn't finished speaking yet."

Hearing the two girls starting to argue again, Lin Hezhen had to change the topic.

"Humph!"*2

Yukinoshita Yukino and Shinomiya Kaguya looked at each other, turned their heads in unison and remained silent.

Granny Saegusa seized the opportunity and said, "Then let's analyze Miss Yukinoshita's love luck."

"You will meet a destined lover, but your unsociable side and overly reserved actions will hinder the relationship. It is recommended that you attack boldly. Instead of waiting for the other party to take the initiative, it is better to seize the opportunity yourself."

"Sure enough, it's exactly what I thought..." Yukinoshita Yukino frowned, lost in thought.

"The mountain won't come close to me. Do I need to get close to the mountain? It's really embarrassing."

Yukinoshita Yukino glanced resentfully at a certain mountain with legs.

Lin Hezhen didn't squint, he was as still as a mountain, and he sat upright on the chair.

"Then, let's finally announce the matching between the two."

It finally came, Yukinoshita Yukino's heart tightened.

She held her breath, ready to hear the results.

Grandma Sanzhi announced loudly: "The match between the two is... uh, it's still 100%!"

After saying that, even she didn't believe it herself, so she leaned closer to the screen to confirm again.

"Oh, as expected." Yukinoshita Yukino flipped her shoulder-length hair coolly.

"Ha, it's not 0?" Shinomiya Kaguya's beautiful eyebrows knitted together.

"How is this possible?" Lin Hezhen also had a stiff expression.

He looked at Grandma Sanzhi with extremely doubtful eyes. Wouldn't this divination software show a 100% match for all the men and women who came for divination?

In order to make some money without any bottom line, it is a matter of random speculation.

"I really didn't lie to you, this is my first time encountering this kind of situation!"

Grandma Sanzhi was also panicked. She quickly turned the computer screen to the three of them: "Let you take a look at the past divination records, ranging from 0-99%."

The three of them took a closer look and found that the divination results of previous customers were indeed random.

"There are very few people who have a 100% match, let alone two girls and the same boy, and they both get a 100% match. It's simply a miracle." Granny Saegashi clicked her tongue.

"Maybe there is a virus in your computer software, which is why the data is so abnormal." Lin Hezhen said calmly.

"Yukino, Kaguya, let's go. This divination software must be broken. Old man, please find someone to fix it."

"Eh? But I think its divination is quite accurate." Yukinoshita Yukino said unconvinced.

"Who said just now that character analysis is nonsense? Don't just look at the parts you think are correct. The divination software on the market is all the same. They say some specious things like cold reading. Who takes it seriously?"

Lin Hezhen took the two of them out of the divination hut.

Grandma Sanzhi tapped on the computer mainframe with a puzzled look on her face.

"Is this software really broken? Should I find someone to take a look at it?"

She took out her mobile phone and dialed a number: "Hey, manufacturer, there seems to be something wrong with the 'top narrative card divination software' you provided me."

"The marriage matching between two girls and the same boy is 100%. Isn't this nonsense? Come here and help me debug it."

"What? Nothing wrong? Does this really happen in reality?"

"Ouch, the old lady is really pulling her butt with a knife today - her eyes have been opened."