I just wanted to become an immortal and was forced to open a harem

Lin Hezhen scoffed at this.

What does he really want to do, can a thin door stop him?

When he got home, Lin Hezhen simply cooked a bowl of noodles and then turned on his phone to play games.

Anyway, his technique can be practiced automatically, so he can fish as much as he wants.

As for homework and Jing Kei’s penalty of copying a hundred times as a school rule?

Of course, stick the talisman on the pen and let it move by itself.

Looking at the hard-working figure writing automatically with the pen flying up and down, Lin Hezhen couldn't help but sigh, how wonderful it would be to have such a pen when he was studying in his previous life.

Without further ado, Lin Hezhen chose a Green Steel Shadow, took Dolan Sword and Red and went straight on the road, concentrating on leading the lane, finishing the last hit, and occasionally fighting with the crocodile on the opposite side.

When teammates push down towers, they are in the lane; when teammates fight dragons, they are in lane; when teammates engage in team battles, they are still in lane.

It really turned the road into an orphan road.

The teammates were all talking about the fragrance, but the two of them remained unmoved.

A few minutes later, Lin Hezhen's cell phone rang. When he saw it, it turned out to be a video call from Mai Sakurajima.

"Sorry, pick up the video." He hung up decisively.

ADC complained: "What video is so important? It can't be my girlfriend, right?"

The assistant smiled: "Why do you play games when you have a girlfriend?"

"Nonsense, how can games be fun with a girlfriend?"

"Before you say this, you have to have a girlfriend."

"Say it as if you have one."

The crocodile opposite suddenly spoke: "My girlfriend has prepared the meal for me. I'm going to eat. Bye."

In an instant, both of them hung up on the road, leaving a bunch of singles messy in the wind in the canyon.

……

Lin Hezhen answers the video call.

"What are you doing?" Mai's soft voice came from the other end of the phone.

It can be seen that she is still on the set, wearing the costume of the crew.

Her exquisitely beautiful face was perfectly decorated with light makeup, like a hibiscus emerging from the water on a summer morning, delicate, sweet, gentle and pleasant.

"thinking of you."

"Huh?" Mai was caught off guard by this straight shot.

"Wondering what souvenirs you would bring for me?"

"Oh, that's right." She suddenly became depressed.

"There happened to be a botanical garden near the studio, so I bought a pot of catnip for the Laughing Cat."

"what about me?"

"Hmph, you don't miss me at all, why should I bring you a souvenir?"

"Then if the cat doesn't laugh, it won't miss you either!"

Lin Hezhen glanced at the unsmiling cat sitting on the balcony and gazing at the moon. This little thing was quite diligent in practicing.

Mai said matter-of-factly: "But it's cute."

"Am I not cute?" Lin Hezhen asked.

"You're not cute, you're hateful!"

Lin Hezhen yelled: "How can I be so disgusting?"

"Huh, you're still asking me? Tell yourself, what did you do in school?" Mai said through gritted teeth.

"I...I didn't do anything. I just went to and from school normally." Lin Hezhen felt a little guilty.

Did Mai really know about the rumors about him and Yukino?

By the way, why do I feel like my cheating husband was caught and raped?

"Haha," Mai smiled softly, "Senior brother was a bit dishonest when I was away. Having such a brother who loves to cause trouble to others is really a headache."

"At times like this, a cute little sister who is worthy of my trust would say, 'There's really nothing I can do about you.'"

"Do you think there's nothing I can do against you?"

"Honestly, I can't think of it and I'm very curious."

"Haha, just look forward to it, Ou~ni~chan~." She said in a deliberately long tone.

Lin Hezhen covered his forehead: "Let me ask, are you addicted to role-playing brother and sister?"

"Ah, I thought you liked this kind of fun."

"Don't say such misleading words."

"It's not impossible to play with siblings instead."

"I told you it would cause misunderstanding."

"I don't deny it. Let's try it next time."

"Yes, as long as you are happy." Lin Hezhen said feebly.

"Then it's decided, my stupid Oudou."

On the balcony, the Laughing Cat, who had finished practicing, glanced at Lin Hezhen contemptuously.

These stupid humans are playing stupid love games again.

Humph.

It jumped lightly to the ground and ate the cat food, while looking forward to the catnip that Mai was going to bring back for it.

Chapter 104 The lonely man and the widow can finally be in the same room together

The next day was still a peaceful routine.

In the last class, the math teacher with Mediterranean hair was talking nonstop.

He is very passionate and experienced.

However, for high school students, mathematics is too boring. They are completely unable to appreciate the beauty of formulas and geometric figures, and they become drowsy after listening to it.

But Lin Hezhen was not among them. He sat in his seat with his back straight and his eyes focused on the blackboard.

He promised Murakami Maki to be a good student in school, and a man must keep his word.

Next to him, Yukinoshita Yukino also sat upright, listening to the lecture and taking notes attentively.

Her record of being ranked first in her studies all year round was broken by Lin Hezhen, and she was trying hard to regain the first place in her grade.

Lin Hezhen laughed at this.

If you want to defeat the upper class, I will give you this opportunity?There are no doors!

While listening to the math teacher's lecture, he took out his English vocabulary book and started memorizing words. He held his mobile phone in his left hand on the table and played the mobile game "Chicken" with one hand.

I have three functions at once, so I ask you how to break it?

With a "pop" sound, Kamigo Yoshihiko's head bit by bit, and finally couldn't hold on anymore and hit the desk.

"Kamigo Yoshihiko, answer this question!"

Teacher Mediterranean was so angry that he blew his beard and stared: "Are you still sleeping? How can you sleep at your age?"

"Ah this..."

Shangxiang Xiyan, who had just returned from Duke Zhou, was confused and completely at a loss.

Lin Hezhen secretly made a "three" gesture.

"Choose C."

"Sit down and listen carefully in the future." The math teacher said helplessly.

"Dang~dang~dang~dang..."

The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and the words "Good luck, eat chicken tonight" also appeared on the screen of Lin Hezhen's mobile phone.

Teacher Mediterranean is gone, everyone is finally liberated from the mathematical hell, and the classroom is filled with happy air.

"Kazuma, good brother, thank you very much." Kamigo Yoshihiko came over and slapped him on the shoulder.

"a piece of cake."

At this time, Kato Megumi came over and said, "Mr. Lin, Teacher Hiratsuka Shizuka called you outside the door and asked you to go to the office."

"Oh, yes, I haven't shown her the school rules I copied yet."

Lin Hezhen stood up and walked out the door, and Yukino had to follow him.

"Hey, Yukinoshita-san, are you going to the teacher's office too?" Kato Megumi suddenly asked.

"Ah, no, I'm just going to the club classroom on the way." Yukino explained quickly.

Kato Megumi said calmly: "That's true, but I see that you two have been together these past few days. Is there any reason for that?"

Lin Hezhen interjected: "It's just a coincidence, Kato, we are classmates, isn't it normal to find each other not far away? Just like you, Kato, why do I feel like you are everywhere recently?"

"Because you didn't pay attention to me at all?"

"No way, Kato, among all the people in this world, you are definitely in the top five in my heart."

Kato Megumi glanced at him in surprise.

This girl didn't know that for the time traveler Lin Hezhen, there were only five people in the world who could be related to him.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, Kato-kun, you'd better not believe even the punctuation marks in this man's words. This is for your own good." Yukinoshita Yukino said sincerely.

"It's not such an exaggeration. My greatest advantage is honesty." Lin Hezhen said seriously.

……

In the faculty office, Lin Hezhen handed a thick notebook to Hiratsuka Shizuka.

"Teacher, look, I have copied the "School Rules" a hundred times."

"Really?" Hiratsuka Shizu couldn't believe it. There were a lot of words in the "School Rules".

She flipped through the notebook and found that it was densely written, with clear and neat handwriting, without even a typo.

"This is a bit too good. It couldn't be printed, right?" She muttered in a low voice and checked carefully, but she didn't see anything unusual.

No matter how hard she thought, she could not imagine that Lin Hezhen could use magic to make the pen write automatically.

"Okay, that's it for now. I hope you can learn your lesson and focus on your studies instead of looking at the legs of your female classmates or teachers all day long."

"Ahem, teacher, can you please stop mentioning this?" Lin Hezhen said awkwardly.

Hiratsuka Shizuo smiled: "You kid is still shy? Where is the energy you used to tease the teacher before?"

"How dare I tease the teacher? It's my appreciation of art and the heartfelt admiration of human beings for beautiful things. I definitely don't have any impure thoughts."

"Grumpy."

Hiratsuka Shizu enjoyed the flattery, and she lit a cigarette with satisfaction.

"Now let's get down to business. You haven't joined a club yet, so that's not okay. The school stipulates that every student must join a club. You also copied the "School Rules." Isn't that what it says?"

Lin Hezhen raised his hand and said: "Teacher, I apply to join the homecoming department."

"turn down."

"It's students' freedom to choose which clubs to join, right?"

"But the school doesn't have a club called 'Homecoming Club'."

"I can start it myself. I will be the director and you will be the instructor. The club activities are for everyone to go home after school."

"Stop being ridiculous. If you do this again, I will tell your aunt. You peeked at the teacher's legs and sent harassing messages."

Hiratsuka Shizu used his trump card, and Lin Hezhen immediately calmed down and sat on the stool like a good baby.