I just wanted to become an immortal and was forced to open a harem

Although last week, when faced with Yukinoshita Yono's joke (threat) that "if you make Yukino cry one day, sister, I won't let you go", he responded easily: "To be honest, I still I really want to see Yukinoshita Yukino crying."

But he really didn't expect that this day would come so quickly!

Could it be that my favorability score with Yukinoshita Yukino has exceeded 80 points?

Obviously not long ago it was -350 points, and then another 50 points were deducted for saying a wrong sentence.

It has risen like this in just a few days. This upward trend is no longer gratifying, but scary. A-share investors are crying with envy.

It's really a woman's heart, a sea needle.

What on earth made the Ice Tongue Queen turn into what she is now?Lin Hezhen began to reflect.

Alas, it turns out that my damn charm that has no place to be is still causing trouble.

Yukino took the tissue handed over by Kato Megumi, wiped her tears, and glared at Lin Hezhen: "Don't be so sentimental, it's all caused by onions. Didn't you see that I was chopping onions just now?"

The main side dish of Japanese beef rice bowl is onions.

Lin Hezhen suddenly realized this.

"Why are you trying to show off your strength? What kind of onions are you cutting? I can do this kind of thing, and a mere onion can't do anything to me."

As a cultivator, he is not afraid of combining propane sulfide and sulfur oxides.

Unexpectedly, Yukino responded while crying: "I just want to cut it! What do you think?"

"I don't have any objections. How dare I have any objections? Second Miss, just be happy."

As Lin Hezhen said this, he secretly guessed in his heart whether Yukinoshita Yukino's temper had gotten worse over the past few days.

Kato Megumi said kindly: "Yukishita-san, leave the cooking to me. You go and take a rest."

"Then I'm sorry to trouble you." Xueno left the stove and sat down on the stool.

Wiping tears while calming down.

Even she herself didn't understand, what on earth was she thinking?

Why did I feel so sad when I saw Sakurajima Mai and Hayashi Kazuma being ambiguous, as if something was tearing her soul apart, gnawing at her heart, and igniting her blood.

Yukinoshita Yukino has always been a loner.

Neither her family nor her classmates have ever entered her world or accepted her.

Even so, Yukino didn't feel lonely.

People only feel lonely when what they have gained is taken away.

But if you never had it in the first place, how would you know what loneliness feels like?

A world of one person even made her feel extremely comfortable.

But...just when Yukino was used to being alone, a mysterious boy broke into her world with a arrogant attitude.

And Yukino, like a lioness whose territory has been invaded, is wary of him.

If that were the case, it wouldn't change much.

Originally, they had no idea what the other person was thinking.Because even if they know each other, they may not necessarily be able to understand each other.

However, an unreasonable curse tied the two people together.

Force them to break down the barriers in their hearts little by little and be honest with each other.

Thus, Yukino's pure and transparent world was dyed with color for the first time...

That feeling was so strange and so fascinating, it was like taking your first breath!

However, the arrival of Mai Sakurajima was like draining the air around her, suffocating her.

At this moment, she realized it deeply.

The man named Lin Hezhen did not belong to her.

They just happened to cling to each other, two lonely people who couldn't understand each other.

"laugh--"

Megumi Kato poured the chopped onions into the pot and sautéed them until they were slightly browned, and the onions exuded a strong special aroma.

When the heat is almost done, Kato Megumi adds oyster sauce, salt, and two spoons of mirin in sequence, and stir-fry evenly.

Lin Hezhen, who helped her, poured the blanched and drained beef slices into the pot.

Megumi Kato continues to stir-fry for a while, then add soy sauce, stir evenly, and remove from the pan.

Put the fat beef with onions on the white rice sprinkled with black sesame seeds, then add a pre-prepared hot spring egg, and a delicious beef rice bowl is ready.

"Oh, it's great. It looks delicious. Kato, your craftsmanship is so amazing!" Lin Hezhen's eyes lit up.

"No, it's just ordinary home-cooked food. Do you think it's salty?"

Kato Megumi picked up a piece of steaming fat beef, blew it a few times, and brought it to Lin Hezhen's mouth.

Lin Hezhen ate it in one bite: "Well, it's not salty at all. The taste is just right. It's very delicious! Come and try it, Yukinoshita."

He turned around and met Yukino's cold gaze.

"What's wrong with you?" The two-foot-long monk was confused.

"I just suddenly remembered that my sister had a Teddy dog ​​before. When someone fed it, it would wag its tail. Every time we took it out to play, it would chase other dogs and want to ride on them. When he got on them, he couldn't pull him back. In the end, we had to take him for neutering surgery."

"It feels like there's something in your words."

"Ha ha."

Yukino straightened her skirt, stood up, and said, "Thank you for your hard work, Kato-san. Let me make the miso soup."

"Then please leave it to Yukinoshita-san." Kato Megumi resigned and sat down on the stool.

Yukino added bonito flakes to the water to bring out the flavor, then filtered out the bonito fish.

Then put the cut tofu into the bonito soup and boil, then add the tender kelp.

Use two spoons of boiling water to fully dissolve an appropriate amount of miso, then add it to the soup, stir evenly, sprinkle with chopped green onion, then turn off the heat and remove from the pot.

"Come and try the miso soup I made."

Yukino wore an apron and tied her long hair into a ponytail. Like a good wife and mother, she filled a small bowl of miso soup and took a spoonful of it to Lin Hezhen's lips.

Lin Hezhen said awkwardly: "Actually, I don't really like miso soup."

Miso soup is called the "national soup" of the island country and occupies an important position in traditional culture.

Whether or not you can cook a good pot of soup is an important criterion for the island country to measure whether a housewife is qualified or not.

If a woman from an island country doesn't know how to make miso soup, she will be laughed at by her husband's family after she gets married.

It's a pity that Lin He really has a heavenly stomach and always feels that this miso soup is like kelp and tofu soup made with a lot of MSG. It's really not that delicious.

Unfortunately, Yukinoshita Yukino will not let him go easily.

She stood there, looking at him sharply, and her whole body exuded a huge sense of oppression.

"Do I have to drink it?" Lin Hezhen asked.

"After drinking, I have to express my feelings."

"Can't you just drink?" Lin Hezhen wanted to struggle again.

"If you hesitate a little longer, everyone in the classroom will look over. Then I will let you finish the pot of soup in full view of everyone."

Yukino smiled, but there was no smile in her eyes.

Lin Hezhen sighed, opened his mouth and drank the miso soup in one gulp.

"How do you feel?"

Lin He really wanted to say "average", but under Xueno's "power", he had to change his mind.

"It's like being at the beach in early summer, smelling the sea breeze, hearing the sound of the whistle, and seeing white tofu wearing wakame dancing hula."

"Haha, what kind of metaphor are you talking about?" Xueno was amused by him.

Lin Hezhen shrugged: "You asked me to express my feelings. I just told the truth."

"It's such an incomprehensible comment. You just need to answer directly whether it tastes good or bad."

Lin Hezhen sighed softly: "Xue Nao, how can your cooking be so unpalatable?"

Yukino showed a proud smile: "You pass."

Hearing this, Lin Hezhen secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Turning his head, he met the eyes of Kamigo Yoshihiko from the next group.

He showed admiration and gave a thumbs up.

……

After finally getting to the end of school, Lin Hezhen, Yukino and Kato went to the service department together.

"Kato-kun, are you sure you want to join the service club?" Yukino asked.

Megumi Kato said calmly: "Yeah, there is no club I want to join anyway. The atmosphere in the service department is very good, the rules are loose, and you can do your homework while drinking tea."

Yukino covered her forehead: "Why do you feel that our service department is becoming less and less serious? It was obviously established to help others at the beginning."

"What's the point," Lin Hezhen said, "The Light Music Club also serves as the Afternoon Tea Club, the Classical Literature Club is essentially a detective agency, the Far East Magic Sleeping Club is still a chuunibyou group."

"The Far East Magic Sleeping Club? I have no idea what this club does."

"It's just a place for a bunch of chuunibyou who think they can do magic to play and take a nap."

"I see. In order to pass the approval of the student union, did you deliberately make the name so obscure?"

"Actually, they didn't think too much about it. It was just a lack of people, so they just put together two inexplicable societies, giving half of the names to each."

"That's it."

Megumi Kato interjected: "Well, what is chuunibyou? Is it a rare disease?"

"It's just the pretentious and unique lifestyle of a group of adolescent boys. It usually occurs in the second grade of junior high school, so it is called the second grade disease. Of course, some people still have the disease in the second year of high school, such as delusional thinking about changing the world by changing others. Category."

"Who are you talking about?" Yukino, who was walking in front, stopped.

"You're suffering from chuunibyou, what else?" Lin Hezhen opened his eyes innocently.

"Huh." Yukino glared at him warningly, turned around and continued moving forward.

When we arrived at the service department, there were already people waiting at the door.

"Too slow, Kazuma!" Mai Sakurajima came forward.

She was complaining, and her eyes were full of smiles.

"Ma Yi, why are you here?" Lin Hezhen asked.

"Of course I'm waiting for you to go home together."

"But I still have to participate in club activities."

"Then I'll wait here. Do you mind, Yukinoshita-san?" She looked behind Lin Hema.

"As long as you keep quiet." Yukino flipped her long hair and said nonchalantly.

"And Kato-san, are you also a member here?" Mai noticed Kato Megumi.

The two of them have become friends through the previous exchange of presence incidents and often send messages to each other.

"I'm not a formal member yet, and I'm planning to join the club today."

"That's it," Mai rolled her eyes a few times, "I said, your department probably doesn't have enough people. How about I join too? It just so happens that I haven't joined the club."

"What do you think, Minister?"

Yukino glared at him: "As long as you don't play any more feeding games."

"Don't look at me like this, I'm the one who was forced."

"I am talking about you."

"Alas."

"Don't be discouraged, Kazuma," Mai said with a smile, "We can't play feeding play, but we can also play lap pillow play, massage play, kissing play..."

"Hey, you are getting more and more outrageous."