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"It seems that you are very upset about this."

"Of course. Didn't I say before? My heart is very delicate. You'd better pay attention to your wording when you talk to me."

"I see that sometimes your lines are thicker than anyone else's."

"Just say yes or no."

Yukino sighed: "Oh, okay, I agree. I will try not to irritate your sensitive nerves when I speak in the future."

"Okay, let's go." Lin Hezhen walked out of the apartment and closed the door.

"By the way," Xueno suddenly raised his head and stared at Lin Hezhen warily.

"The little girl is six years old and she is just within your hunting range. You must control your dirty desires and not tarnish the pure flowers."

She still remembered the reason why Lin Hezhen rejected Saito's confession last time. It seemed that she and Mai both believed that it was Lin Hezhen's innermost thoughts.

Lin Hezhen raised his hands and said, "Hey, that was just a random excuse. It's not true. If you don't believe me, you can go read my bedtime books under my bed and check my XP system with your own eyes."

"Who wants to see those disgusting things? It's obscene." Yukino gave him a hard look.

"That's called art, do you understand? The notebooks drawn by Teacher Eri Kashiwagi are very precious."

The two chatted while moving towards Yukino's apartment.

As soon as the door was opened, a timid and clear childish voice came out.

"Sister Yukino, is that you?"

A six-year-old girl poked her head out from the living room. She had a small oval-shaped face, a cute appearance, a double ponytail hairstyle, and her big black and white eyes were full of innocence.

Lin Hezhen looked at the little girl for a moment, showed what he thought was the kindest smile, and said, "Little friend, my brother will give you some sweets. How about you go and play with me?"

"Hey, there's a big bad wolf!" The little girl fled behind the sofa as fast as she could.

"Don't scare her!" Yukino complained.

Lin Hezhen looked innocent: "How could I scare her? See how kindly I smile?"

Yukino ignored him and quickly walked over to comfort the little girl: "Don't be afraid, big brother is teasing you."

"Really?" The little girl stretched out her head timidly, like a little beast hiding in its nest.

"Of course, big brother will help you take care of the puppy and take you to see the goldfish."

"Hey, he is indeed a bad guy." The little girl wailed and hid behind Yukino.

Yukino said dissatisfiedly: "Is it fun to bully children?"

"How could I bully her?" Lin Hezhen retorted, "I was testing this child's safety awareness."

"I will quibble."

Yukino took the little girl's hand and walked into the room while saying, "Let's ignore him. Can my sister tell you a picture book story?"

Lin Hezhen was left in the living room, staring at the corgi.

"hello."

"Wang."

"Have you eaten?"

"Wang Wang."

"Don't look at that woman who looks kind-hearted, but she will take a dog to cut his balls."

"Wang Wang Wang."

"Oh, you're a female, so it's okay."

Lin Hezhen filled the dog food bowl with dog food, replaced it with new drinking water, and then did nothing.

He looked around Yukinoshita Yukino's apartment.

This is the first time since I helped her move.

I saw that the layout of Yukinoshita Yukino's house was simple yet elegant. The floor was polished to a discernible shine, and the furniture was spotless. Everything was placed in an orderly manner. It looked clean, tidy, and meticulous, just like her. .

"Does this woman have obsessive-compulsive disorder or mysophobia?" Lin Hezhen whispered.

He walked into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and found that there were a lot of ingredients prepared inside, enough for three people to have a full meal.

He went to the balcony again and found that his balcony and Yukino's balcony were actually connected. The only obstacle was a low iron fence, which he could easily climb over.

"Interesting, next time we visit you can go directly to the balcony."

Then, he went to the bathroom and saw the clothes in the dirty clothes basket that Yukino had not yet had time to wash.

"Black stockings? Good stuff."

"Little vest? Oh my god, is she still wearing this thing?"

"Blue and white stripes? This..."

While he was evaluating, a biting chill suddenly came from behind him

"what are you doing?"

Lin Hezhen quickly turned around, only to see Yukinoshita Yukino's face flushed, and her eyes almost bursting with fire.

"Of course I'm going to the toilet." Lin Hezhen said calmly.

Yukino was ashamed and annoyed and shouted: "The toilet is next to it. This is where you take a bath and wash clothes!"

"I know, I know, don't get so angry all the time. Be careful of endocrine disorders." Lin Hezhen quickly walked into the toilet and closed the door.

……

"My body is so light. This is the first time I have fought in such a cheerful mood. There is nothing to be afraid of because I am no longer alone."

On the TV, the blond magical girl is showing off her skills.

Little sister Takahashi watched it very intently. It was obvious that she was completely attracted by this animation.

She looked at the beautiful and elegant magical girl with a look of yearning on her face.

In the kitchen, Yukino smiled reassuringly while washing vegetables.

"I didn't expect that you are quite good at coaxing children."

Lin Hezhen answered while cutting the meat: "To be honest, I am also very talented at making children cry."

Today’s lunch menu is teriyaki chicken rice, chawanmushi egg, vegetarian fried oyster mushrooms and miso soup.

Lin Hezhen put the chicken drumsticks directly into the non-stick pan, then turned on the heat and stir out the oil from the chicken skin.

When the chicken is about six months old and starts to smell fragrant, Yukino pours the prepared teriyaki sauce into the pot in time.

The two have a clear division of labor and a tacit understanding of cooperation in the kitchen. Their usual tit-for-tat confrontation has turned into a rapport at this time.

The other person just handed over what he wanted without even opening his mouth. This feeling was really comfortable.

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Lin Hezhen smiled and said: "Maybe we can try to challenge the breakup kitchen."

"What is that?" Yukino asked.

"A multiplayer cooperative game called "Kitchen 2", in which players play the role of chefs and prepare ingredients, cook, serve and clean up in a kitchen full of obstacles and dangers. They need to complete it in the shortest possible time. Customer’s order.”

"It doesn't sound difficult."

"That's not necessarily the case. When many lovers and close friends play this game, it is easy for them to have disputes and break up accidentally, so it is also called the breakup kitchen and the friendship kitchen."

Yukino smiled and said, "When you say that, I want to try it even more."

"It's easy. We'll download it and play it after dinner."

As soon as he finished speaking, the mournful cry of sister Takahashi suddenly came from the living room.

"Sister Yukino, it's not good!"

"what happened?"

The little girl stumbled into the kitchen, with tears in her eyes, and shouted: "It's gone, it's gone!"

Yukino asked in surprise: "What dropped?"

The little sister cried: "Tomoe...Asami, Asami-sister's head...has fallen off! Oh, oh, oh, oh, I don't want to be a magical girl anymore."

Yukino quickly wiped her hands and walked into the living room, where she saw Tomoe Asami being eaten and wiped clean on the TV.

"What kind of animation are you showing to children?!" She yelled at Lin Hezhen.

"This is an educational film, and its author is the famous 'Soldier of Love'."

Lin Hezhen walked up to Sister Gaoqiao, squatted down, touched her little head, and warned earnestly: "You see, miracles and magic all come with a price. Give up unrealistic fantasies and face reality. Bar."

"Woooooo~" The little girl didn't understand what he was saying at all, she just burst into tears.

Yukino shook his head and sighed: "She is still a six-year-old child. It is the time when she is reading fairy tales, but you have to wake her up from her sweet dream."

Lin Hezhen explained: "I think it is a very bad thing to teach children that there is no darkness in the world. You and I clearly know that this world is neither gentle nor correct, and it is always difficult for gentle and correct people to survive. .”

"But she is still young, and doing so will hurt her young heart."

"Children will always grow up, and only injuries can make people grow."

"You are too cruel."

"It's not me who's cruel, it's the world."

Yukino sighed: "I still can't agree with your educational philosophy."

"You are the one. The education method is too gentle. There is not only happiness in the world. As long as happiness is good, wouldn't it be impossible to make a movie that touches all mankind? It is also essential to draw strength from tragedy."

"This is a fallacy. It is essentially a total surrender to the evil reality. If you can't beat it, join in. The correct approach is that if the colors of the world make people unhappy, then don't you just paint them with pleasant colors?"

"Your ideas are too naive. If you think you can move forward just by holding on to your ideals, you are totally wrong. What we have to cross is a river full of mud. There are only two options: giving up or being muddy. choose."

Yukino shook his head and said: "I really don't know what you have experienced to have such a negative outlook on life. You obviously seem to be a relaxed and optimistic person on weekdays."

"You are the one. It's really puzzling how you can still be so kind to the world despite having experienced so many unpleasant experiences since childhood."

By the end, both of them laughed.

"In short, the education of your children cannot be left to you." Yukino concluded.

"I think so too."

Lin Hezhen paused, then suddenly touched his chin and said, "Don't you think it's a bit premature for us to discuss children's education now?"

Yukino suddenly blushed and said, "What are you talking about? Aren't you talking about watching cartoons for Sister Takahashi?"

“I always felt like I suddenly experienced what it’s like to be a parent.”

"Don't say any more!"

Yukino stamped her feet in shame and fled into the kitchen like flying.

……

"dinner's ready."

Lunch was quickly prepared, and Yukino and Lin Hezhen put the food, bowls and chopsticks on the table.

In order to make it easier to cook, Yukino's long hair was combed into a single ponytail and she wore a cat apron, adding a touch of gentleness and a good wife.

Lin Hezhen took little sister Takahashi to wash her hands and sit on her seat.

This scene is quite a bit like a family of three enjoying themselves happily.

"I'm going to start."

"Well, this teriyaki chicken is so delicious." The little girl said with a smile.

The shadow brought on her by the previous cartoon seemed to have faded.

"It's delicious, big brother, I cooked the chicken." Lin Hezhen said proudly.

"Hey, eldest brother can also cook?" The little girl looked at him with wide eyes.

"Of course, let me tell you, the so-called cooking is to put everything on the plate, so that you can make a sparkling dish."

"Oh, that's amazing." The little girl was stunned by his deception.