I just wanted to become an immortal and was forced to open a harem

"Abnormal." Yukino showed a disgusted expression.

"Hey, you two, don't add settings to me randomly. Who would want to look at a basin of bath water? Just change the water once after taking a bath."

Yukino said seriously: "Wasting water resources is a shameful act."

"This won't work, and that won't work either. Women are troublesome." Lin Hezhen muttered, "Let's do this. I'll wash first, and you two will wash last. That's all right."

"Humph, that's all." Yukino nodded unwillingly.

"Then I want to wash it second." Mai said immediately.

Yukino crossed his arms and said, "I can do it."

The storm finally disappeared.

……

Lin Hezhen lay in the bathtub full of water and let out a sigh of relief.

He never thought that sharing a room with several girls with distinct personalities and different thoughts would make him so mentally exhausted.

I have to lament here that taking a bath, which islanders must do every day, really relieves stress.

With his body immersed in the water, he felt extremely relaxed and comfortable, as if all the fatigue in his body had been taken away by the water.

Soaking in the bathtub, Lin Hezhen's thoughts began to wander again.

I really don’t know why girls care so much about men using their bathwater?

In fact, it's definitely safer for them to take a bath before a man takes a bath.

Here I have to mention a certain piece of news that he had seen in his previous life.

Abroad, a young man couldn't bear his loneliness and sprayed something he shouldn't have sprayed in a public swimming pool, causing 16 women who were swimming in the pool to get pregnant collectively.

Medical research shows that the probability of unintended pregnancy in swimming pools is only 1/14338. In addition, swimming pools also contain a large amount of chlorinating agents, so the possibility of this happening is almost zero.

However, after Lin Hezhen's physical training, the tadpole's vitality is far beyond that of ordinary men, and it has incredible water resistance in the water.

If he adds something to the bath water, the girl taking a bath behind him will be able to avoid MSG for at least 10 months.

Mai (potbellied): "Brother, you have to take responsibility!"

Yukino (millions of dollars): "Lin Hezhen, look at the good things you have done!"

Yang Nao (with a fierce look in his eyes): "Besides Yukino, there is actually another woman? Lin Jun, I told you, if you make Xiao Yukino sad, I will not let you go!"

Megumi Kato (glare eyes): "Mr. Lin is actually such a person. I misjudged you. It's terrible. It's the worst!"

Murakami Maki shed tears and knelt in front of the graves of Lin Hezhen's parents and confessed: "I'm sorry, sister and brother-in-law, Xiaohe was raised by me to be a scumbag."

Sakurajima's mother, who still has charm, and Yuki's mother, who has never met but is probably graceful, came towards him with bared teeth and claws: "Tell me, who is your mother-in-law?"

There were also fathers Sakurajima and Yukinoshita with red eyes. They rushed over as if they were facing the enemy who killed their father: "How dare you make my daughter's belly bigger? You brats must die!"

……

Hey, that picture is simply not too beautiful.

Lin Hezhen quickly shook his head and cleared his mind of all the messy thoughts.

He didn't dare to stay in the bathtub longer, so he quickly stood up and used magic to clean his body.

By the way, I carefully purified the bath water to make sure it was free of any contamination and was purer than pure water.

"I'm done washing." Lin Hezhen came out of the bathroom and stuffed the dirty clothes into the washing machine.

"Then I'll go in." Mai held a change of clothes and walked into the bathroom impatiently.

She looked at the pool of bath water with no signs of use, and many little questions popped up in her little head.

"Senior brother, have you really taken a bath?"

"Of course, I just used magic to clean it after soaking it, so you can use it with confidence."

"That's it." Mai looked a little disappointed.

Girl, you don’t know what kind of fate you have escaped.

Lin Hezhen shook his head and hid in the guest room.

Now, only in this small guest room can he feel a little at ease.

Outside, Mai and Yukino took a shower in an orderly manner, put on their pajamas, dried their long hair, and entered Lin Hezhen's room.

"Oh, this is Kazuma's room. It looks pretty neat."

Mai looked around with interest. This was the first time she entered Lin Hezhen's bedroom.

"First of all, as usual, let's take a look at what treasures are hidden under Kazuma's bed." Mai bent down with interest and reached under the bed.

Yukino said helplessly: "Are you really looking for it?"

"Of course, the opportunity is rare. Who knows when we will enter Kazuma's room next time. If we don't take advantage of this opportunity to hold senior brother's handle in our hands, how can we blackmail him in the future?"

"What you said makes sense." Yukino said thoughtfully, "Then let me help too."

She actually joined the treasure hunting team.

"It really does!"

The two of them groaned and pulled out a cardboard box from under the bed, only to see a thin layer of dust on it.

"This doesn't look like it. It looks like it hasn't been opened for a few months." Yukino said after guessing.

"Whatever, just open it and you'll know what's inside."

After Mai said that, she opened the cardboard box directly.

"Wow, that's amazing!" The two of them exclaimed like country bumpkins who had never seen the world.

In fact, they have never seen these things.

I saw that there were all kinds of books in it, such as a long straight black lady, a blonde with twin tails, a three-dimensional girl, a girl with natural glasses, a sinister maid, a gentle cat girl... everything.

These were all treasures that Lin Hezhen had collected before he recovered his memory, so he naturally couldn't use them now.

Mai clicked her tongue when she saw it: "The scope of this XP is too wide. Senior brother has really good teeth and is not picky about food at all."

Yukino searched various statistics in the notebook, but she was concerned about another issue.

"The proportion of characters with small breasts is also quite good, which is great." Yukino felt relieved immediately.

"Ah, the drawing skills of these comics are really good, and the plots are surprisingly good." Mai blushed and forced herself to read through them.

In her hands is a pure love book about a cool junior and a senior with long, straight black breasts. The plot is very sweet, and the senior’s facial skills are also quite good.

"Really?" Yukino was dubious.

She picked up a book and read it.

Yoshida Saki is a local girl with no friends. She thinks it is a problem with her image, so she asks her mother to take her to a beauty salon and transforms into a pure and beautiful girl.

With her pure and beautiful appearance, Saki successfully made many friends in her new school. She was very happy, but she wanted to enter the adult world and mature earlier.

She met a young man from society. Being inexperienced in the world, she easily fell under the influence of his sweet words and drugs and gave herself to him for the first time.

The scumbag gave Saki the illusion of becoming an adult. Then, in order to make her boyfriend happy, Saki became a round girl, happy that she could help her boyfriend make money.

Saki was discovered by her classmates and was forced to "serve" the male classmates. Later, she was raped by her father. As a result, her mother did not listen to her explanation at all and kicked her daughter out of the house as a sneaky cat.

Saki had no choice but to go to her boyfriend and take drugs under the scumbag's instigation. After that, she took on clients to make money, got pregnant and miscarried.

Her boyfriend discovered that Saki secretly bought medicines and thought that she was no longer making money for herself, so he angrily kicked her out of the house and hooked up with another woman.

Saki is reduced to making deals with homeless people and becomes pregnant again.This time she decided to give birth to the child, began to live frugally, and actively took on customers to save some money.

When Saki was checking her savings, she was surrounded by a group of delinquent youths. They robbed her of all her money, humiliated her, and kicked her in the stomach to cause her to miscarry.

Saki dragged his broken body to the toilet, put on his glasses again in front of the mirror, and put on his braids, as if he saw his innocent past self through time and space.

Many years later, she was sitting on a bench with her daughter, looking back at the low point of her life, and was glad that she persevered and raised her daughter to adulthood, gaining salvation and happiness in life.

However, in fact, Yoshida Saki had no future at all. She died unconscious in a public toilet that tragic night.

On the cold floor, there were blood stains next to the broken glasses...

"What on earth is this?!" Yukino dropped the notebook as if she had been burned by fire, with a confused expression on her face as her worldview collapsed.

"Hey, don't throw away other people's things." Lin Hezhen heard the noise and came over.

"Isn't this Master Shindo's masterpiece "Transformation"?" He picked up the notebook on the ground.

"What kind of masterpiece is this? It's just a combination of darkness and filth. It's so unhealthy that it makes people sick to their stomachs!" Yukino turned around to vomit.

"It is such dark, profound, and cruel works that have educational significance. Don't you think they are very thought-provoking? Works that can make people feel shocked are masterpieces."

"I just know that I'm so worried right now that I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep all night."

"That only shows that your past life was relatively happy."

"It's so cruel, I can't stand it anymore." Mai also flipped through "Transformation" and immediately got goosebumps all over her body.

"Kazuma, why do you collect these things?" she asked angrily.

Lin Hezhen shrugged: "Those were all collected by me before, but I stopped looking at them a long time ago. I didn't expect that you would dig them out again. You two rummaged through other people's things and raked them upside down. It's an even greater crime."

Mai pouted and said: "We just want to get to know you better. I didn't expect Kazuma's XP to be so weird. Can boys really get excited when facing such a desperate plot?"

Lin Hezhen covered his forehead and said: "I told you that it was something from the past. I haven't looked at it a long time ago, let alone used it for any strange purposes. In this way, in order to prevent you from causing any trouble again, I still put it Put them away."

He used "Qiankun in his sleeves" and immediately put the entire carton into his sleeves.

"Wow, that's amazing." This was the first time Mai saw him showing his hand, and her eyes lit up.

"Go to bed quickly. Don't you have to go abroad tomorrow morning? So does Yukino. Your sister just called and we are going to Tsuchimikado's house together tomorrow."

"I know." When they heard that something serious was going on, the two of them obediently stopped messing around.

"Good night." Lin Hezhen said and prepared to turn around and go back to the room.

"Wait." Mai stopped him.

"Onii-chan, when you say good night, why don't you give me a goodbye kiss?" she asked with a smirk.

"What!" Yukino was shocked, "You, you, you...how can you make such a shameless request?"

Mai said disapprovingly: "What's the matter? What's so weird about a sister asking for a good night kiss from her brother?"

"But you are not related by blood at all!"

"Isn't that better?"

"What's wrong? You're so shameless!" Yukino's face turned as red as a boiled crab, and her eyes turned into mosquito-repellent incense.

"Do you want a goodnight kiss?" Lin Hezhen stepped forward.

"Yes, yes, don't you dare?" Mai said bravely, a blush slowly creeping up to her ears.

"What dare I not do? If you want it, I'll give it to you. Just be prepared." Lin Hezhen said lightly.

He raised his legs and walked towards Mai, his eyes lingering on her lips as beautiful as cherry blossoms.

Her lips were thin, pink, and curved into very soft lines, like two dewy petals.

At this moment, this delicate flower is trembling slightly.

Mai watched Lin Hezhen approaching her step by step, but she was in disarray.

Her cheeks were burning with a bright blush, her eyes were lowered, and her long eyelashes were trembling slightly.

Her legs were slightly weak, and she stepped back step by step until she was leaning against the wall, barely able to support her body weight.

"You, you...no, don't..."

Yukino clutched her chest tightly, feeling anxious, sad and angry at the same time. Her body seemed to be sinking into the cold sea water. She was so desperate that she was suffocating and even forgot to step forward to stop him.

"Close your eyes." Lin Hezhen leaned into Mai's ear and whispered softly.

"Wow."

Mai swallowed and closed her eyes nervously, waiting for those hot lips to touch hers.

However, after waiting for a long time, she didn't see anything. She opened her eyes in confusion.

"pain!"

Mai covered her forehead and whispered.